It's Come To This
No, this is not a promo picture for Eminem's next album. It took me a couple of eye blinks before I realized it was the fallen pepaw Ed McMahon. 85-year-old put on one of KFed's outfits to rap in two viral videos for FreeCreditReport.com. If you look closely at the picture above, you can see Ed's dignity crawling away. Shit. I shouldn't have said that. Ed is gangster now. He can bust a catheter in my ass.
FCR asked Ed to star in the videos after they saw him talking about his money problems on Larry King. Ed jumped at the chance, because let's face it, the bitch needs cash.
The Huffington Post has the sad details on the two videos:
In the first video, McMahon _ who once pitched the American Family Publishing sweepstakes _ and a bodyguard are cruising through a neighborhood looking for sweepstakes winners to ask for some money back, but McMahon doesn't actually go through with it. In the second spot, McMahon dons a new suit after undergoing a financial and emotional makeover."When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps in the video. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."
You gotta do what you gotta do to pay for your rusty trophy wife's obsessive shopping habits. And I guess it could be worse, he could be doing pepaw porn. Shit. That's next.
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Oh my gosh that made me crack up.
haaaaaaaaaa!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
What is even more sad is that poor nitwits fall for that "free credit report" crap. What they don't realize is that you have to enroll (pay them money!) in some kind of scam to get that "free" report.
But really, all you gotta do is contact the 3 major credit bureaus and get a free credit report once a year!
It's Lily Allen in 2 years. Wait-- I posted this comment to the wrong thread.
Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
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Hey look! It's Aaron Carter in five years! See, kiddies? Meth is NOT GOOD! BACK AWAY FROM THE METH!
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This Droopy Dog motherfucker is the fakest faker whoever faked. - MK
no sympathy here. the old geezer probably needs to get his ass a payee if he cant manage his money. his hobag wife would then leave him and he would have to "get by" like millions of other seniors do...on a limited income. He makes me want to vomit.
I don't feel sorry for Ed -- he brought this on himself by not making that gold digger wife get off the credit cards.
And I doubt Johnny's spinning in his grave -- dude was smart with his money and would have slammed Ed for letting all his run through his fingers.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 25, 2008 - 2:59pm.
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LMAO! That's my fantasy right there: Call all those jerks up with a recorded msg on a computer redialing every 5 minutes -- like to that AIG and the Fannie/Freddie McCain manager dick: "BITCH YA BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!" hahaa!
Submitted by Oxygen on September 25, 2008 - 3:03pm.
This country is in for some real ass trouble. The gov't bailout and now Grand(dad)master Flash.
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ohGOD, this is going to be McCain in his next ad aimed at all the youngin' whipper-snappers :O
Dead man walking
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This country is in for some real ass trouble. The gov't bailout and now Grand(dad)master Flash.
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Submitted by cheesemissile
In related news, GROSS!!! the "government" just approved that ridiculous fucking bailout
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Does that mean we officially own a stake in these raggedy ass, worthless companies? If so, I'm putting them in collections right now! I look forward to leaving those CEOs many harrassing phone calls. Bitch betta have my money!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Submitted by cheesemissile on September 25, 2008 - 1:35pm.
In related news, GROSS!!! the "government" just approved that ridiculous fucking bailout
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ugh, hyperinflation here we come...Get ready to use all those dollar bills for toilet paper. Saddest thing is almost daily I come across the dumb assholes who voted for W twice who think JAAYSUS is gonna come and scoop them up anyway.
boomsy on September 25, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Man, this is sadder than Gary Coleman doing those cash advance commercials...
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What's with the giant shadow on the black girl's crotch? It looks like a massive bush the size of Texas!
Methinks Eddie boy here has a touch of the senile.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
oh god, I can't even laugh and I want to sooo bad. The extreme loss of dignity -- yes, I know he made his own debt-ridden bed and all, but this is like driving by an 80-something panhandler on the interstate with a will-work-for-food sign./covering eyes.
Man, this is sadder than Gary Coleman doing those cash advance commercials...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Man, this is sadder than Gary Coleman doing those cash advance commercials...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I am thinking he should get a reality show, have it piped into all the retirement homes around the country. He can sell em depends, polident, canes and walkers.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Well, at least it's a paycheck. Gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Well, good for Peepaw Ed. They will probably be funny. And at least he's getting work.
Besides, I will be glad to see the other moron that does the FCR.com commercials drive over a cliff. He sucks.
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RIMADYL KILLS
I do not feel sorry AT ALL for people like Ed who make many many millions of dollars and blow it all on stupid overpriced shit and end up broke.
That is so sad.
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by The C word on September 25, 2008 - 1:55pm.
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Aw! Jinx again!
g&t, correct?
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Great (Canadian) minds think alike!
Do g&t's go with Benylin?
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 25, 2008 - 10:53am.
where you at?
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by The C word on September 25, 2008 - 1:55pm.
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Aw! Jinx again!
g&t, correct?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Freecreditreport.com comercials are great
freecreditreport.com baby saw their ads on my TV....♫♪
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That's the melody to funky town!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 25, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by jussayin on September 25, 2008 - 1:40pm.
my memaw WalMart greeter is a nice laidy!
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Holy shit, let me get this straight: they actually pay people to say "welcome" in u.s. walmarts?!
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And Canada! They give you carts!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 25, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Holy shit, let me get this straight: they actually pay people to say "welcome" in u.s. walmarts?!
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They do it here in Canada too...if I remember correctly, the line is:
"Welcome to Wal-mart! Would you like a buggy or a basket?"
(I've been practicing.)
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Submitted by jussayin on September 25, 2008 - 1:40pm.
my memaw WalMart greeter is a nice laidy!
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Holy shit, let me get this straight: they actually pay people to say "welcome" in u.s. walmarts?!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
People, let's be real: to lose your dignity you must HAVE ONE in the first place.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on September 25, 2008 - 10:48am.
Angels will take it. Dodgers will end up choking like the losers they are!
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OK, I am calling my bookie right now!!!!!
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
"Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 10:44am.
Speaking of greeters, the greeter at Bed Bath and Beyond told me it's going to be Angels v Dodgers in the World Series.
And the Dodgers are gonna take it.
Discuss."
Angels will take it. Dodgers will end up choking like the losers they are!
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Carlos Mencia is a faux Mexican!
Speaking of greeters, the greeter at Bed Bath and Beyond told me it's going to be Angels v Dodgers in the World Series.
And the Dodgers are gonna take it.
Discuss.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
sad
Submitted by jussayin on September 25, 2008 - 1:40pm.
my memaw WalMart greeter is a nice laidy!
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In all fairness, there is one who is sooo sweet. She's just a little tiny fragile thing. I wann pick her up and put her in my pocket.
But the rest of em.. pffffft. I kill 'em with kindness though! They won't bring me down, uhn uhn
my memaw WalMart greeter is a nice laidy!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
speak it: I know, I try not to go into WalMart but I do remember those crabapple faces! yesterday a loony old bag lady was screaming at me down in the Village. It must suck to be old and alone and batshit crazy.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
I would feel sorry for him if he hadn't rolled through millions, regardless of the circumstances. At least he can still get his wrinkled old ass out of bed.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 25, 2008 - 1:34pm.
oh please, feel sorry for the old people I see working in McDonalds
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I feel sorry for the old people who are greeters at Wal-mart cuz their job must really suck.. I guess, because they are THE MOST RUDE UNFRIENDLY PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN.. GREETER MY ASS.
P.S. I love Michael K too much. I've started to emulate his blog style.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
In related news, GROSS!!! the "government" just approved that ridiculous fucking bailout
oh please, feel sorry for the old people I see working in McDonalds
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by xultar on September 25, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Why isn't his WHORING BITCH OF A GOLDDIGGIN SKANK WIFE out there working?
'splain that.
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Well, you just answered your own question.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
The Concise Oxford Dictionary of English Etymology | credit
— medL. credit faith, trust; (favourable) repute; power based on confidence; confidence in or reputation of solvency
God help us all.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Submitted by xultar on September 25, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Why isn't his WHORING BITCH OF A GOLDDIGGIN SKANK WIFE out there working?
'splain that.
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Word!
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Submitted by xultar on September 25, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Why isn't his WHORING BITCH OF A GOLDDIGGIN SKANK WIFE out there working?
'splain that.
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fer realz. Isn't she the one who got him in a financial mess?
poor pepaw.
literally!
oh well, gotta pay bills.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.