Thursday, September 25th 2008
It Was Dubya And The Wind
Watching SamRo dive into HoHan's crotch would have been more exciting than David Blaine's lame "Dive of Death" last night. TMZ caught up with the royal doofus and asked him what the hell happened. Instead of saying, "I'm a dick bag. I fail at magic," he blamed Dubya's speech on TV last night and the wind. Dubya is to blame for a lot of shit, but David should have come up with a better excuse. He should just have just pulled an Asshole Simpson and blamed his acid reflux.
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Submitted by starsign on September 26, 2008 - 5:41am.
for the love of all that's holy, you're not allowed to even bring up who is or who is not the tooth fairy!... i just couldn't handle it right now!LOL!
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"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last."
Sowwy to burst the bubble Strangerseyes, I was crushed too. That lying bastard!
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
Why the fuck do people even care about this guy and others of his ilk lol! Of course he isn't super-human or magical or fucking Santa Clause. Of course he is a big fucking fake - DUH! Magician/Illusionist=fake. That's how it is. No big secret there. The guy is a big, fat, phony - period!
But the biggest magical douche of them all is Chris Angel. OMG I hate that tool with a passion. That guy is a total wanker.
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
Submitted by starsign on September 26, 2008 - 5:29am.
wait, wait, wait, wait one damn second!!.... he's not Santa?!?!.... *running to revise wish list*... sonofa!!
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"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last."
Submitted by yeahbuddy on September 25, 2008 - 11:51pm.
We already have a political whining thread, and this ain't it... get lost!
Why shouldn't he blame Dubya? Every asshole liberal whines and cries that everything is Bush's fault!
yeahhh. this makes me feel better about actin' a gibbering fool when he made simple conversation with me one day. I helped him pick out some gym shorts. mmm.
Atleast he is laughing about it! I miss his street magic days. I loved how freaked out the people would get. I don't know why he stopped doing his magic and started these lame stunts.
He talks like he has a head injury.
Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
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Mrs K.,
That's quite a list. Have you ever seen "Equilibrium?"
Believing that human emotion is responsible for man's inhumanity to man, the new leaders ban all materials deemed likely to stimulate strong emotions, including art, music, and literature.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equilibrium_(2002_film)
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Mrs K.
Know of any libraries that have agreed to take a book off the shelves? Has it ever happened?
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Not sure but the ALA is pretty adamant about this.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Buy a George W. Bush Pinata!
www.8longyears.com
~Well, bless your heart~
are you there god, it's me margaret is on the banned book list? i must've been an outlaw in the fourth grade for reading that book...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
David Blaine is really really retarded...case closed!
Your face!
Submitted by Triscuit on September 26, 2008 - 6:26am.
http://www.break.com/index/baby-scared-of-fart.html
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Please click on this..It is funny as hell!
PLEASE!!
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LOL - Was that the baby farting or someone else? My dog is scared by farts also...
Mrs K - still off topic.
Freedom to Read Statment: http://staging.ala.org/ala/aboutala/offices/oif/statementspols/ftrstatem...
from the american lib ass.
I LIKE these people after reading that.
Hug a librarian today, and get a 2 week extension no questions asked.
fun fact: This statement was originally issued in May of 1953
It's a shame he didn't actually dive to his death.
Mrs K.
Know of any libraries that have agreed to take a book off the shelves? Has it ever happened?
We were assigned That Was Then, This Is Now in HS english.
Good list - I have a few to-do's now.
edit - OH WTF! where's waldo? Is this a joke?
y Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Off topic...so sue me.
Damn to kill a mocking bird who wil want to ban that book? and Gone with the wind i understand they make a lot of racist comments but its a classic
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
http://www.break.com/index/baby-scared-of-fart.html
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Please click on this..It is funny as hell!
PLEASE!!
Submitted by jim on September 25, 2008 - 12:50pm.
P.S.--LADIES I DO NOT HAVE DINGLEBERRIES..I AM BLOND AND FROM DANISH PARENTS
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I lurves cheese danish!
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Okay now wait a tic JIM is a danish blonde bombshell and Blaine is a boring bastard without dingleberries...
WTF is going on up in here today
it's like the world has spun on it's axis and shoved a giant balloon of lies straight up my ass!
I'm out!!!!
*stomps away loudly slamming doors and kicking sh*t*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
mary poppins was more exciting then david blaine and all she had was an umbrella.. I bet the network is crying today LOL
Off topic...so sue me.
Banned Books Week: The American Library Association's annual celebration of the freedom to read is September 27-October 4. Here's a list of frequently challenged books.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
how does this guy make money?
You see I was gonna dive and at the last second open an umbrella and float away, then not three minutes before i did it, that bitch Julie Andrews called.....
Um, I guess it wasn't that difficult, he didn't need much rest. He's already back to work! He pulled an excuse out of his ass!
I'd still hit it.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 25, 2008 - 3:05pm.
KD: ♥
only half an hour more of this torture!!!!!
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Yep. Almost Friday! And I got PAID today!
..and we are still talking about him becaaause? Oh yea, that's right, that's what he wanted everyone to do in the first place...give him the attention that he so does not deserve. NEXT!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
KD: ♥
only half an hour more of this torture!!!!!****************************1/20/09
It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Jim...
Dingleberries....OMG! I needed that comedy relief
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh god fuck him and his stupid illusions! I love though how he's just laughing about it in the video above. He knows the whole ending was majorly fucked up and a complete joke. A few years back I used to think he was kinda cute, in a Sacha Baron Cohen kinda way, but now, yikes.
Please retire.
Hi Snowy! don't tease me, lie teller! I bet you didn't even notice. :D
KD OMG I was bereft (?) all afternoon w/out ya!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Sure, it was the wind's fault.
Your own hot air backed you up and you farted yourself out of the "magic".
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Ok, I was actually working (I know, BORING), what did I miss while I was away? Anyone miss me?
LOL I can't believe Fiona Apple dated this tool.
I'd still fuck him.
WAsn't that speech over by then? I only watched a couple minutes of it, then the person who controls the clicker changed the chanel and there was nothing I could do. Oh well.
Team Fuckoffanddiealready.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
in the dictionary: david blaine=king of douches...that description should also be entered in his wiki file...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE THIS DOUCHE IS ALONG WITH ALL THE FUCKHEADS WHO WENT TO SEE HIS COMPLETE FUCKING CRAP...MY DINGLEBERRIES HAVE MORE TALENT HANGING THEN THIS FUCKSHIT AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO GET DOWN EVERY HOUR!! FOR YOUR NEXT TRICK TAKE A LOADED SHOTGUN AND PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER AND LET'S SEE 'THE MAGIC'...
P.S.--LADIES I DO NOT HAVE DINGLEBERRIES..I AM BLOND AND FROM DANISH PARENTS
oh god I hate this useless one trick pony now even more, anyone who makes Dubya look like a victim needs to be pushed up that elephant's shunt down below.
He's dressed nice...i guess he makes good money off of those stupid stunts....but of course! why else would he be doing that stupid shit!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
God this guy is the biggest douchebag of them all!
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Carlos Mencia is a faux Mexican!