Suri Needs A New Doll
I get that kids get attached to certain toys, dolls and other shit. When I was a kid, I had this Cabbage Patch doll who would never leave my side. Over the years, the doll became dirtier and dirtier. His yarn hair fell out and he probably had snot and drool on every inch of his plastic body. If you put my doll under a microscope, you could probably witness a germ orgy. My mom would always try and get rid of it, but I'd scream and cry if it never left my side. Okay, I wasn't a kid. I was 20. And yes, it still sleeps with me.
Back to Suri. There may be a reason why she's so in love with that busted doll. Star Magazine reports that Suri doesn't have any little friends, because Tommy Girl and Katie keep her away from other children. A source said that Katie takes Suri to play at a gym...by herself! The source said: "Suri takes a private class in a room in the back of the gym. I have never seen her play with any of the other kids." The source also said that when Suri is around other kids, she doesn't know how to play and she doesn't like share. What kid does?
Okay, that's fine and everything, but can't they get her a prettier doll? That doll needs a Glamour Shots makeover. And while the doll is at it, it should drag Stepford Katie with it. Homebot is starting to look like Shelley Duvall towards the end of "The Shining."
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Katie looks like she's been crying. Her eyes look extremely puffy behind those sunglasses in the header photo, plus that wry smile she's got makes her look even more like she's just finished a long crying jag.
What in the blue hell is up with the way Katie looks all the time?! Is this bitch even 30 yet??? My granny is more stylish. This makes me sad for her! At least Suri is a cutie...
What is with the blanket all the time? Can't they find her a decent coat? I agree they need to dress her more casual instead of the fancy dresses all the time. Dress her like a "normal" kid, which she is not!
ever since she married Tom she has gone downhill beyond....she looks so worn out and tired and haggard...she used to be so pretty and now she looks like a 50 year old housewife...sad...she can do better, but i guess Tom's money is more important..
Re: Katie never smiling. I am wondering if she didn't understand just how bad the stalkerazzi really was when she signed on for this. Initially it may have been fun for a true dlist actress to be followed, but I would imagine she has had it up to here. I bet she is counting the days until her contract is up.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by Triscuit on September 26, 2008 - 8:08am.
they have the same nose.
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Who? Suri and the doll?? lol
Suri looks like the kind of kid that will bite, kick and scream at another kid.. I bet its the other parents that won't let HER play w/ THEM.. not the other way around!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Ok Dudes, I saw that Play last night with her in it (my mom bought tickets, not me!). So I guess Katie was adaquate, being she was working with three seasoned stage actors and all (John Lithgow, Dianne weist, and Patrick Wilson). I got the feeling that she had trouble assimilating with her cast members maybe at first. Once they all took their bows, she didn't smile to the audience as much as the others did. It was like Tommy programmed her to do her job on stage, and that's it, LOL! I also got the feeling she wished she could stay with these people and not have to return to her Beverly Hills Fortress once this show eventually ends for her.
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What the hell is wrong with putting a coat on this child? Also, can't they do SOMETHING CUTE with her hair? I cannot wait until this child is about 14, 15, 16 etc........she is either going to be in a mental hospital or we will have never seen the likes of what she is going to do to rebel. Send her to the "Pitt's" house for a week, she'll learn how to share, real quick!! She may also smile and learn how to have fun!!!! Emptying out a toy store so "they" can shop, and we wonder why these kids are so f'd up.
they have the same nose.
Way to raise an insecure, socially inept, backwards, awkward child who will grow up to hang out with Michael Jackson's kids.
EPIC FAIL.
Submitted by lizzieb on September 26, 2008 - 6:33pm.
You can include soul to that list. She wears that crucifix so he won't suck it out completely.
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That's *Hedley*!
That blanket looks wonderous. Makes me want to steal it and go back to bed. Heck, I want to go back to bed anyway.
Submitted by sabrina on September 26, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Katie still wears a cross around her neck?
Along with the crucifix she carries garlic and holy water. Sensible really, in her shoes I would do the same.
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Edit to say- why won't my sig change!!!
Should say:
We gladly feast on those that would subdue us.
Katie still wears a cross around her neck?
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Submitted by lizzieb on September 26, 2008 - 7:33pm.
I bet the weather was a shock.
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GET THIS!! First night back in Luton ~ SNOWED.
GET THIS!! It was f'kin November.
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I imagine Oz to be the land of endless sunshine
with prawns frying on barbies all day and chilled beer on tap.
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I hate to tell you this... Y
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How did you get to Afghanistan? No sat nav?
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No sat nav. Doubt it would have helped one iota. How many cunts are there on the road there? A trillion? Jesus fucking christ...
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Anyhow...I found my way to Luton and drove down streets that were familiar and saw women dressed like Osama Bin Laden.
We move to Australia. Extremists move to Britain.
I'm not kidding you.
Where is this fucking BUILD A BEAR that this little shit got just the other day? Cleared a whole store so she could have the place to herself and what, don't like it now? Too good to take out is it?
I see three (3) people who have yet to grow up.
Make that four (4) add Nicole Kidman.
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Suri rules where Scientology fails. Where the fuck is Sunday Rose?
I bet the weather was a shock. I imagine Oz to be the land of endless sunshine with prawns frying on barbies all day and chilled beer on tap. How did you get to Afghanistan? No sat nav?
On topic:
Katie looks older than God. What on earth has Tommygirl done to her. Does he steal her face creams and make up?
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Lizzie - I was born in the UK but I emigrated to Australia. Still a British Citizen...don't tell the aussies though!
Edited to add: I grew up in Luton. Go the Hatters!
I love that hatters glue...no wonder all the Luton Hat Ladies were always happy.
I went back to the Mother Country last year. It's been 30 years. I drove to Luton from Gatwick airport and ended up in Afghanistan.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 8:59am.
Where in UK are you Lizzie?
UM, that's not you Your Majesty, is it?
Ha, it is indeed. Off with your head.
Actually it's another Liz but I fancy I have a royal bearing.
I work in London and live just outside.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
ssooo... when does Katie get to stop sucking on the lemons?
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"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last."
It pains my shrivelled old heart to say this but that kid is really pretty, She does seem overly dressed up and I do wonder about a kid of her age needing a bottle and being carried everywhere with her comfort blankie but still, she’s lovely.
Why do slebs carry their kids everywhere? Are their feet too precious to touch ground or are the parents such fame whores they can’t take the risk of a photo that only has their knees in shot-carrying the kid means your face is always in frame after all.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Submitted by lizzieb on September 26, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 8:59am.
The USA is asleep. I hear snoring people.
We're awake in England. I'm not saying we're sober or coherent but it is morning.
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Where in UK are you Lizzie?
UM, that's not you Your Majesty, is it?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 5:05am.
*hiding iron lung*... no, i'm good!LOL!
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"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last."
Ha! Shelley Duvall towards the end of "The Shining!" I love it!
Katie's a beautiful girl but she really needs to update her look. Turtle Head is out - was it ever really in?
I doubt the story that they won't let Suri play with other kids. Tom and Katie have friends who aren't Scientologists, I don't see why their kids wouldn't.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 26, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 3:59am.
The USA is asleep. I hear snoring people.
oh, come on!... some of us are just drunk!
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Oh thank god for that. I was starting to think y'all are in a nursing home...
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 8:59am.
The USA is asleep. I hear snoring people.
We're awake in England. I'm not saying we're sober or coherent but it is morning.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 3:59am.
The USA is asleep. I hear snoring people.
oh, come on!... some of us are just drunk!
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"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last."
The USA is asleep. I hear snoring people.
Who would've thought that the Hunk of Hollywood would end up married to one so bland and boring.
Tom should maybe have waited a few months before he knocked up Oprah's couch. He's in for the long haul of dull and boring now. It's a good thing he's got Scientology for stimulation and phantasy.
My money is on Connor Cruise for President of the United States.
see britney's new song's womanzer lyrics and new pictures and news on shotting of video womanizer on
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Wow Katie looks like she's in her 40s already. Must be all the scientolocrap. So sad. She needs to get her life back.
So THAT'S what happened to Baldy the Slick! I was worried about her! Lost that doll when we left it in the bathroom as kids and the inside of her head grew mold.
Suri is one beautiful little alien, seriously you guys can't deny it. Katie and the doll look effed up, on the other hand.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
The word "Suri" means "a girl who is annoying and irritating" in Norwegian. Just saying..
Oh Mah Gawd, Forgive Me Xenu, but I am actually going to say something rational....
-It's starting to get cold in NYC... 60's
so the blankets make sense..
-The doll looks normal to moi, I think the maker of that doll is Corolle, and they're cute..
ZzzzZZzzzzzzz.....
Ok, why the hell does Suri need 2 blankets? If it's that cold then they need to put more clothes on her. And for the love of God, put some shoes on her and let her walk.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
uhhh uhhhh Hatey is giving me turtle head! and i don't mean like when you take a shit and it keeps poking out but won't drop....
i mean fo real real...
I like her with her old nose
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 25, 2008 - 10:35pm.
LMFAO !!
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I POOP RAINBOWS
my god she is a doll! betcha tom and katie will be fighting off the boys in the future for her!
such a cutie
Loves me some good cuntry songs. Takes one to know one.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 25, 2008 - 9:48pm.
holee crap, you win.
I never got into cuntry music, myself.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 25, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Damn, trumped...Ooh, what about this:
Drop kick me, Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end, neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me, Jesus through the goal posts of life
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I POOP RAINBOWS
LCT
well, yeah, I'm just going by nirvana, unplugged..
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Bad boys go to crab heaven when they die. Where the fuckers belong.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 25, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Where do bad boys go when they die? Don't go to heaven where the angels cry, go to a lake of fire and die, see you again on the forth of july!!
once knew a lady, shattered tooth went to her grave just a little too soon.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 25, 2008 - 10:27pm.
LCT, I would LOVE to see a Suri- Zahara Showdown!
That would be fucking great.....lol
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Do you think the world could survive it? I'd imagine some sort of Harry Potter vs Voldemort sort of scenario. Weird wand goop shit flying out of their eyeballs and lightning bolts and wind and dead people flying around.
LCT, I would LOVE to see a Suri- Zahara Showdown!
That would be fucking great.....lol
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
Look at the attitude on this kid's face. If her and Zahara stared at each other, either their heads would explode or the entire world would melt.
I was gonna say that if they keep this up, Suri will not be able to function in the real world. But I realized that Tom and Katie have no intention of releasing her into the real world. They are probably grooming her to be a high priestess of Scientology. She will be sheltered and protected and indoctrinated and she will have NO IDEA of what a normal life will be like. Like an Olsen twin, but brainwashed.