Suri Needs A New Doll
I get that kids get attached to certain toys, dolls and other shit. When I was a kid, I had this Cabbage Patch doll who would never leave my side. Over the years, the doll became dirtier and dirtier. His yarn hair fell out and he probably had snot and drool on every inch of his plastic body. If you put my doll under a microscope, you could probably witness a germ orgy. My mom would always try and get rid of it, but I'd scream and cry if it never left my side. Okay, I wasn't a kid. I was 20. And yes, it still sleeps with me.
Back to Suri. There may be a reason why she's so in love with that busted doll. Star Magazine reports that Suri doesn't have any little friends, because Tommy Girl and Katie keep her away from other children. A source said that Katie takes Suri to play at a gym...by herself! The source said: "Suri takes a private class in a room in the back of the gym. I have never seen her play with any of the other kids." The source also said that when Suri is around other kids, she doesn't know how to play and she doesn't like share. What kid does?
Okay, that's fine and everything, but can't they get her a prettier doll? That doll needs a Glamour Shots makeover. And while the doll is at it, it should drag Stepford Katie with it. Homebot is starting to look like Shelley Duvall towards the end of "The Shining."
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These two are terrible parents if even a small fraction of what is said about how they're raising this kid is true. To bring your child to a gym and have a private class? The point of these classes for the most part is to play with other children and learn how to socialize. My son will start saying or doing something that another kid does that I'm not thrilled with but the benefits of expanding their horizons far out weigh the negative. I hope they're done having kids. They need to put this girl in pants and let her be a normal kid and get dirty. Designer dresses on a 2 year old on a daily basis is stupid.
They need to:
1.Stop dressing her so prissy all the time in dresses! Put her in a pair of jeans, forgodsakes!
2.Stop wrapping her in a blanket all the time and carrying her.
3.Let her play, fight and interact with other kids.
4.Stop taking her to rehearsals and the gym and put her in a play group or day care.
Don't any of the other Hubbard-weirdies have children?
Nothing that comes out of that Cruise/Holmes freakshow surprises me. Suri is gonna be one messed-up kid, but I shamefully admit I'm looking forward to her tell-all.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
i am telling you Suri is gonna be a star. i don't why i love this little girl so much. she warms my heart. i am not even interested in other celebrities that much, but Suri is so cute..how can you not love her?
Her eyes are the most alert and piercing of any celeb kid I've seen
Submitted by KidL: "Why the fuck are they always wrapping that kid in a blanket like she is a friggin' infant rather than a toddler?"
LOL. I know, right? If you're worried about her legs being cold, put some pants on her. Or if she's cold, put a jacket on her. It's not rocket science. That is just weird.
Seriously, Katie does need another baby. MOST (not all) of the only children I know are coddled and spoiled beyond belief. I don't think the parents are even aware they're doing it. When little kids get a sibling, they learn that the world does not revolve around them. My long-term boyfriend before Mr. Hekki was an only child, and it was almost sickening the way his parents worshipped the ground he walked on. Oy.
Oh James Haven >:[
I has no money.
P.S. Don't like mad eye? Don't look here then.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28436
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She is a beautiful lil girl,Katie does need to change her look,its so old now and boring.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Well, if the Scientos have that theory that children are mini adults, that might account for her difficulty socializing.
Of course, kids her (alleged) age don't really do a lot of playing TOGETHER. My 2.5 year old is just starting to get into playing cooperatively WITH other kids. They play alongside each other, and try to steal each other's toys, but it's not always "I'll be the mommy and you can be the baby" or "Let's smash up these cars" or whatever. She might be shy.
Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 25, 2008 - 10:12pm.
James Haven has LOTS of stories. He is saving most of them for his TELL ALL that he is busy writing. But it is hard writing when you have a pesky kid reading over your shoulder. James Haven does not like it when Mad stands behind him. Gives James Haven the creeps! Have you ever noticed that kid always has a mean look in his eyes?!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Alien baby probably has a hard time dealing with Earth's atmosphere, why introduce more germs?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by James Haven on September 25, 2008 - 9:31pm.
I LOVE storytime. James Haven, does James Haven have more? Meybe tomorrow??
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Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 9:31pm.
She showed her belly button???? On NATIONAL TEE-VEE, and she wasn't STONED TO DEATH??? What's this nation comin' to??? Where's our values?
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Values? Pffffttt... they all flew out the window when Laura Petrie wore pants. *smoothes wrinkles out of June Cleaver apron*
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WHORES!!! THE LOT OF THEM! JEZABELS! THEY WILL SWIM IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ETERNITY WITH SERPENTS!...Wait, that sounded kinda sexay...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hi everyone!
Suri is a spoiled BRAT. That is my OT comment.
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 9:31pm.
She showed her belly button???? On NATIONAL TEE-VEE, and she wasn't STONED TO DEATH??? What's this nation comin' to??? Where's our values?
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Values? Pffffttt... they all flew out the window when Laura Petrie wore pants. *smoothes wrinkles out of June Cleaver apron*
Submitted by James Haven on September 25, 2008 - 10:01pm.
...She said "If only people knew what a tiger Sir Tommy was in bed". James Haven almost lost his veggie dip on that one!
Hahaha. Funny JH
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 25, 2008 - 9:56pm.
I never wanted a pony, but I WANTED one of those magic bottles. With hookah in the corner *puffs*.
I really wanted to live in a bottle.
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 9:50pm.
You know, she was ho.
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She's flat and that's that!
@ James Haven:
She said "If only people knew what a tiger Sir Tommy was in bed". James Haven almost lost his veggie dip on that one!
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Yeah, I lost gazelle entrails on that one...Hey, respect the tiger...:-P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Lols. Aghhh, my computer just talked to me through popups. Must download updates. Fuck OFF bitch! I'm busy!!!!
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James Haven knows for a fact that Sir Tommy does not let his precious Suri play with other children!
One day, James Haven could no longer take dealing with those crazy kids. James Haven had enough of flying toys hitting him in his face!
So, James Haven called Katie and asked if he could bring over the kids for a play date with Suri. Katie said Sir Tommy did not like Suri playing with other kids for fear of her picking up nasty habits, but for James Haven, she would make an exception.
James Haven arrived (and not empty handed might he add), and sat with Katie while the kids ran off to play. Katie told James Haven all about her new Broadway play and how she hates reading all the negative publicity about Sir Tommy. She said "If only people knew what a tiger Sir Tommy was in bed". James Haven almost lost his veggie dip on that one!
Anyho, James Haven heard a blood curdling scream and ran towards the commotion. There stood Sir Tommy, fists clenched and tears streaming down his face. It seems that Mad and Zee drew all over Sir Tommy's oil painting of L. Ron Hubbard, in magic marker! There was L. Ron with a goatee, devil horns and an eye patch!
Katie ran to Sir Tommy, while James Haven gathered up the kids and ran for his life! Katie called James Haven the next day and told him it took a bottle of scotch, a valium, and John Travolta rocking Sir Tommy to sleep, before she could get any peace.
Needless to say, The Brangie Bunch will not be invited over anytime soon.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 8:20pm.
I watched I Dream of Jeannie until she showed her belly button.. what a hor.
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She showed her belly button???? On NATIONAL TEE-VEE, and she wasn't STONED TO DEATH??? What's this nation comin' to??? Where's our values?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Flatsy on September 25, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Da na da da dada da
I never wanted a pony, but I WANTED one of those magic bottles. With hookah in the corner *puffs*.
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Why the fuck are they always wrapping that kid in a blanket like she is a friggin' infant rather than a toddler?
Also, Suri looks like the kid from the Omen in these photos.
I watched I Dream of Jeannie until she showed her belly button.. what a hor.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 25, 2008 - 8:46pm.
They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross for me
One day when I was lost
They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross for me
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Submitted by louise_brooks on September 25, 2008 - 8:15pm.
If Charles Nelson Riley is a hot slut of the day, Paul Lynde needs to be a hot slut some day, too.
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Amen! Talk t'me MK...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wait a minute...I'm sure someone's addressed this already, but what little kid "doesn't know how to play?" That's an instinct. I could buy Katie not knowing how to play with Suri, but Suri's too young to have her instincts taken from her.
Did someone take a bite out of the doll's shoulder? And Suri's Christmas dress is still bothering me, maybe because I had one like it.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 25, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Edit: oops I thought you meant Major Anthony Nelson, nevermind
Yes, master.
Didn't you love Jeanie's bottle?
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She's flat and that's that!
If Charles Nelson Riley is a hot slut of the day, Paul Lynde needs to be a hot slut some day, too.
Submitted by louise_brooks on September 25, 2008 - 9:13pm.
Wow. Look at the puff under those eyes. Looks like she was either crying, up all night or both.
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Well, she did just open a show. That can be exhausting. Especially when you add to that daily care of a toddler and brainwashing sessions.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Wow. Look at the puff under those eyes. Looks like she was either crying, up all night or both.
Edit: oops I thought you meant Major Anthony Nelson, nevermind
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Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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And your point would be...:-)
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I didn't have one. I just hate to see a tiger passed out in it's own vomit. :P
I'm all out of wit. :( LOL.. that would be suggesting I had some to start with... meh
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I was just funnin' with ya...
And I ain't passed out in my own vomit, yet...took a snooze in someone else's vomit, but that's just zoo life...communal vomit... and dare I say it, poo? Shhhhh...You didn't hear the p-word from me!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I wanted a cabbage patch doll sooooo much. Everyone else had one, and I was :(. So my dad managed to get me one and surprised me. Ugliest damn cabbage patch doll I ever saw. The 'baby' smell gave me a headache. I was all, "This is it?". I never bought into the hype ever again. fukkin Xavier Roberts.
Eventually my brother ripped it's head off.
The end.
This girl is going to be all sorts of messed up when she becomes a teen. I'm calling my broker to buy some X17 stocks. Oh wait, my broker is working the fry machine at Wendy's now. Never mind.
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Submitted by Fifi on September 25, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Did Katie got those sunglasses at Charles Nelson Reilly's estate sale?
Kiss,
Fifi
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OMG! FiFi....LOVED that hot slut!!! He's dead right, though? Yeah, he's dead...
But MK, can we have DEAD HOT SLUT OF THE DAY/WEEK/MONTH...ooh, especially in October for Hollahweenie! C'mon please, please, please...What's hotter than dead hot sluts?????
I'll blow ya if you do it...
*Disclaimer: Tigerlilly takes no responsibilty for any dismemberment that may result after oral copulation from tiger-human sexy times...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Fifi on September 25, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Did Katie got those sunglasses at Charles Nelson Reilly's estate sale?
Fifi, no way! I use that line all the time.
I'm glad somebody else appreciates CNR.
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She's flat and that's that!
FUCK ME! Its all making sense. I've just realised why pulling a BillyBongThornton make me want Cheetos. Stoneyness IS next to Godliness!!!!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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And your point would be...:-)
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I didn't have one. I just hate to see a tiger passed out in it's own vomit. :P
I'm all out of wit. :( LOL.. that would be suggesting I had some to start with... meh
Did Katie got those sunglasses at Charles Nelson Reilly's estate sale?
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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No one likes a drunk pussy. Except men. And lesbians.
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And your point would be...:-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 25, 2008 - 7:39pm.
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Yeah, see, there's no Jebus without Cheesus...They're buds...kinda like Cheech and Chong, 'cept they don't smoke as much weed...Well, ok, they do, but it's for "medicinal purposes"...
Ok, here's the deal, Cheesus is so the "mysterious" holy ghost in the Holy Trinity...Yeah, there's BoozenGod, some dude named Jebus, and then there's Cheesus...the demi-god of all that is cheese....He gets together with 'God (maker of Booze) and really, you don't need Jebus until you get pulled over by the cops after a night out on the town, then you pray to his ass...
But you know, I'm all religious and shit, so you peeps might not be as righteous as my ass is...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is really scary, but Suri looks exactly like I did at her age. It's freaking me out. Do you think Chris Klein...er, I mean Tom Cruise...is my dad??
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
LCT
bbq ribs!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 25, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam, sunbeams are never quite like me
don't expect me to cry, don't expect me to lie for you.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 25, 2008 - 8:17pm.
HOT WINGS
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SWEET AN' SOW POHK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Prepare yourself you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky
Gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you die
When you die and they lay you to rest
You're gonna go to the place that's the best
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lol MK's cabbage patch turned to a garbage pail kid
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Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 8:10pm.
'cuz blood of Cheesus is wine and shit...right?
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Nope. chili con queso.
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*consulting Cheesus Bible...*...Well, they's wine in there somewhere *hiccup*...so jussh be good Cheeshus Chrishunts and...*burp*...eat cheeshhh and drank wiiiiine like Cheeshus would do, and ashk yourselshhhh...What Would Cheesus Do?
Fondue?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...