Suri Needs A New Doll
I get that kids get attached to certain toys, dolls and other shit. When I was a kid, I had this Cabbage Patch doll who would never leave my side. Over the years, the doll became dirtier and dirtier. His yarn hair fell out and he probably had snot and drool on every inch of his plastic body. If you put my doll under a microscope, you could probably witness a germ orgy. My mom would always try and get rid of it, but I'd scream and cry if it never left my side. Okay, I wasn't a kid. I was 20. And yes, it still sleeps with me.
Back to Suri. There may be a reason why she's so in love with that busted doll. Star Magazine reports that Suri doesn't have any little friends, because Tommy Girl and Katie keep her away from other children. A source said that Katie takes Suri to play at a gym...by herself! The source said: "Suri takes a private class in a room in the back of the gym. I have never seen her play with any of the other kids." The source also said that when Suri is around other kids, she doesn't know how to play and she doesn't like share. What kid does?
Okay, that's fine and everything, but can't they get her a prettier doll? That doll needs a Glamour Shots makeover. And while the doll is at it, it should drag Stepford Katie with it. Homebot is starting to look like Shelley Duvall towards the end of "The Shining."
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 25, 2008 - 3:39pm.
HIYA DOLL!!!
*flashin' my girlie bits*
how's that new lady friend treating you? You tell her from me she better treat you right or there will be H-E-L-L to pay.
Nobody puts ESE in a corner.
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Remember this house!
aw she is so cute
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 25, 2008 - 6:41pm.
come on.. liquor missing... who do you think she's gonna point the derringer at first?! i had to talk, i tell ya! i'm not takin' a bullet for you or any Monkey!!
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"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last."
Submitted by Phoebe on September 25, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Thanks for clarifying, Angel. I raised two wild boys so when I see a gap in a garment, it's a rip to me.
My mom used to let my sister and me play like crazy all day then dress us up in cute dresses for when our dad got home. Obviously she didn't have enough to do : )
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Or she was AWESOME! That's such a cool balance,...and nice for your Dad too:)
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Submitted by ESE on September 25, 2008 - 6:33pm.
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YOU told DA I stole the keys and took the top shelf liquor!! *jumps out of hamper onto your back* *grabs your hat and hits you over and over again* (picture Ruth Buzzie with the purse..saw it on youtube)*jumps down* *swift round house kick to your knees* Grrrr...*stomping off*
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 25, 2008 - 6:34pm.
i don't think it's evil so much as... glibb... damn glibb giraffes!
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"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last."
Submitted by The C word on September 25, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Didn't you hear? He's cured.
*hoick*
that poor kid,Suri keeps these little doll and blankie for security. Like that's the only things that make her feel ok besides her nutso parents. and she's always in a dress.for goodness sakes give her some comfy clothes. I always wore play clothes and still do hehe. Suri has this help me please look in her eyes. aaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Coma Caca!!
ESE,
It's an evil giraffe.
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Thanks for clarifying, Angel. I raised two wild boys so when I see a gap in a garment, it's a rip to me.
My mom used to let my sister and me play like crazy all day then dress us up in cute dresses for when our dad got home. Obviously she didn't have enough to do : )
Suri has a slightly mean Tom Cruisy look to her. I think Katie will eventually escape the cult, but she will be cut off from Suri and Tom.
the doll looks totally on board with the COS. the giraffe on the other hand, looks like it needs more auditing
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"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last."
I wonder how many kids the Stepford Hag's contract requires? Until she produces a boy heir?
Almost ten years ago I watch a documentary made by a girl who drove through radioactive parts of Russia (I think) on her motorbike. Though the town was unsafe for habitation, and abandoned, you could visit for short periods of time safely if you kept to hard pavement surfaces. The pictures this girl took were as spooky as you would imagine and depicted life cut short in an instant where people just got up and left without much thought to packing. Apartment doors left ajar, possesions in tact, debris scattered in the open, without a soul to be seen. One of the pictures was of a child's doll left in a playground - I'm sure this is the doll. For reals.
Good Ginger, Good dog.
Main pic...Inside Katy's head...
"I have a plan. I just haven't figured out how to keep the kid from screaming her head off when we jump the fence at the compound."
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Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Let me just say...THAN GOD neither of my children had to carry around a blankie or a toy or anything for COMFORT!
FUCK!
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Ditto! The only thing my son did was he had a bucket of Thomas trains he wanted lugged around for a bit.
I had to fight like hell to get him off the binky, it wasn't him it was the evil MIL, she kept giving it to him. I went to her house and cut the tip off all of hers and found bottles that she was still using with him after I got him on a sippy cup.
Suri's so amazingly gorgeous. There s no way Tommy Girl is her real dad.
Well at least im hoping he isnt so that one day, she is saved from the aliens by a paternity test or something.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Submitted by Phoebe on September 25, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Why is she wearing a velvet dress with the shoulder ripped?
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I don't think it's ripped, actually - I think that's how it's fashioned.
I watch other parents do that with their kids and I kinda sorta wish I had it in me. Cuz, seriously - if I leave my daughter alone for a minute she a wreck - stains, rips, THUMB HOLES IN HER LONG SLEEVES!!! ACK! But I dressed her in comfortable clothes growing up so she's just always feeling pretty comfortable. I just keep reminding myself of a friend who said: "I love tomboys - they always grow out of it to be feminine but powerful..."
I don't know what he'd say about that dreadful mess tho...I'm working on it *sigh*.
I know of little girls who are very careful about their dresses all the time....and I"m pretty sure it's cuz they've always been dressed like this.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Damn, Katie looks beat up in that main pic :O
when I look at these pics I imagine this is what the inside of Katie's head sounds like "ihatemylifeihatemylifeihatemylifekillmenowplease'
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Why is she wearing a velvet dress with the shoulder ripped?
Jeebers, get the kid some play clothes.
Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by The C word on September 25, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Naw, if she was autistic they'd keep her chained in the basement beside Jett Travolta
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Forgot about that blatant bit of child neglect.
The only reason the Travolta's haven't tried for another boy is John can barely tolerate the kitty.
Kelly Preston is also under contract, but she's fufilled her part of the deal. Squirt out a couple of kids, your set for life.
Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Let me just say...THAN GOD neither of my children had to carry around a blankie or a toy or anything for COMFORT!
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Aw! I WANTED my daughter to...I gave her MY baby blankie (I didn't really carry it around either, tho) but she just can't hold on to any damn thing for more than one minute, that kid.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Suri also needs a new MOM...one that isn't a fame whore!
This kid is cute
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One day she will create her own best friend from body parts like in that movie May.
Violet is so much better, of course.
Let me just say...THAN GOD neither of my children had to carry around a blankie or a toy or anything for COMFORT!
FUCK!
i guess suri is always carried around with a blanket because katie and tommy haven't bought a coat...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by The C word on September 25, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 5:54pm.
I'm no expert, but I'm starting to suspect Suri may be Autistic.
I seriously hope it isn't true, but isolating her from other kids? If she's NOT Autisitc, this is just fecking cruel.
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Naw, if she was autistic they'd keep her chained in the basement beside Jett Travolta
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EXACTLY!
Fuckers.
At least she's not holding that fucking baby bottle.
Ok, if it's true that they keep her away from other kids, along with all the other fucked up shit they do, Suri is going to grow up to be one disassociated chick.
That's Tommy and the Stepford Hag's baby, judging by the photos. Suri looks like her mom Tommy. But there's no deniying she's big for her age.
Maybe there's something to that barley water shit the Scino's shove down their kid's throats.
Suri Needs A New Doll
SURI NEEDS NEW PARENTS!
POOR MISERABLE LITTLE TROLL IS NO VIOLET.
Submitted by The C word on September 25, 2008 - 5:01pm.
When I see JTravolta burning in hell, I'm gonna spit on his closeted fucking face, I swear!
Submitted by jim on September 25, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT KATIE AND HER EVEN SHORTER HAIR IS LOOKING REALLY GREAT...IF YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FRUMPY HAG 75 YEAR OLD MOM..WHAT THE FUCK THIS CHICK IS LIKE 25 RIGHT??
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1. I swear I saw Mrs. K subversively call you out earlier - and it worked! I wondered if it might.
2. I thought you were serious at first. I think her hair is getting nicer as it grows out, myself.
3. She's thirty.
4. It's always nice to see your yelling around here. You remind me of my granpa:) (I called him "Dad":)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Suri looks like she knows how to deliver a bitchslap. Also, she needs a bigger blanket.
Don't Tom's other two kids live on a Sceino compound with some of his relatives? At least Suri has a chance at escaping one day...if they keep parading her around anyway.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 5:54pm.
I'm no expert, but I'm starting to suspect Suri may be Autistic.
I seriously hope it isn't true, but isolating her from other kids? If she's NOT Autisitc, this is just fecking cruel.
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Naw, if she was autistic they'd keep her chained in the basement beside Jett Travolta.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT KATIE AND HER EVEN SHORTER HAIR IS LOOKING REALLY GREAT...IF YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FRUMPY HAG 75 YEAR OLD MOM..WHAT THE FUCK THIS CHICK IS LIKE 25 RIGHT?? SHE LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE SHIT, I BET SHE KILLS HERSELF WITHIN A YEAR..FIND THAT KID A NEW HOME!!
Oooh...well, you know - little kids have the nasty habit of teaching each other things their parents don't necessarily want them to know. Like - that Scientology is a cult and shit.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by Tinkerballs on September 25, 2008 - 2:50pm.
When you carry around a little girl who will be four years old December 14th,
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I agree that Suri was born waaaay before her "official birthday," but where did you get the date 12/14 from?
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Katie looks spent. Suri is older than 2 (or whatev)...fo SHO.
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Aww Suri is so cute. But that doll is scary as shit, good lord why do they make such scary, creepy looking toys for children?
I'm no expert, but I'm starting to suspect Suri may be Autistic.
I seriously hope it isn't true, but isolating her from other kids? If she's NOT Autisitc, this is just fecking cruel.
poor kid; maybe her parents can't afford a nicer doll. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Pitiful Pearl, why would my mother buy me that ugly doll.sick :)
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That's just sad. If they want to keep her in a $cieno bubble, surely they could find a Scientology play group for her or something.
Of course Suri doesn't interact with kids her own age, Katie doesn't even let her walk on the street in case the human germs infect her little robot! It really irks me to see Katie carry Suri, because the kid looks friggin heavy. If I ever have a kid, she or he is walking once they turn 3. I'm so not carrying their heavy asses around! Yes I'm lazy, so what?!
Your face!
When you carry around a little girl who will be four years old December 14th, it doesn't make her look like she is going to turn three. Tom and Katie do this on purpose so they can keep up with the lie of Suri's birthdate. They want her to appear younger than she really is. Look at her doll's eyes, Yikes, I hope her doll blinks. Mine did.
Katie Holmes and Suri creep me out...
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"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
"Shut up and eat my asshole."
What a sad lonely little world Baby Bot lives in.
*le sigh*
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK