Shia LaDouche Is Off The Hook (Sort Of)
Shia LaDouche was arrested on July 27th for DUI after a car accident in Los Angeles. It was later proven that the accident wasn't really his fault, because the other driver had caused the crash. TMZ reports that the D.A. has decided not to charge LaDouche for DUI because there's not enough evidence or some shit. Or maybe it's because he's The LaDouche and that means he is above the law!
Well, not completely above the law. LaDouche's driver's license has been suspended because he refused to a blood booze test. There will be a DMV hearing today to discuss just how long LaDouche's license will be suspended for. The minimum penalty is one year.
The D.A. also said that even though they aren't filing charges against LaDouche, they will charge the other driver for their involvement in the crash.
Let this be a lesson to you. The next time you're caught driving drunk. First, refuse the blood booze test. Second, tell them you're a LaDouche!