Shia LaDouche Is Off The Hook (Sort Of)
Shia LaDouche was arrested on July 27th for DUI after a car accident in Los Angeles. It was later proven that the accident wasn't really his fault, because the other driver had caused the crash. TMZ reports that the D.A. has decided not to charge LaDouche for DUI because there's not enough evidence or some shit. Or maybe it's because he's The LaDouche and that means he is above the law!
Well, not completely above the law. LaDouche's driver's license has been suspended because he refused to a blood booze test. There will be a DMV hearing today to discuss just how long LaDouche's license will be suspended for. The minimum penalty is one year.
The D.A. also said that even though they aren't filing charges against LaDouche, they will charge the other driver for their involvement in the crash.
Let this be a lesson to you. The next time you're caught driving drunk. First, refuse the blood booze test. Second, tell them you're a LaDouche!
He looks like a beedy eyed used furniture salesman on Labrea.
Drunk driving! Let's all call him a whore and a slut and question his hygiene!
Oh, wait. He doesn't have a vagina. Never mind.
WTF is up with his face and neck in this picture? He looks like a gd llama.
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MK if you are going to post the story you need to give the full and correct details.
Though LaBeouf did not take the breathalyzer at the scene which is standard procedure when there are injuries in an accident, he was still required to take a BAC at the hospital which he did and he was under the limit.
The cops have already had to back off the "the accident was his fault", now they have the back off "he looked like he was under the influence". Well, I think I would look like I was under the influence if someone t-boned my vehicle at 70 miles per hour, causing it to flip twice and proceeds to crush my fucking hand.
They are now just trying to save face with the "he refused to take the breathalyzer at the scene" story. And California law states if your drive, are arrested for suspected DUI and you refuse to take a breathalyzer at the scene they can serve you with an order of suspension or revocation.
I saw Eagle Eye today it was a pretty good flick.
However, Shia is not good looking at all. He has little lips and when his lips are wet they look gross as hell.
He's not rich enough to hire someone to drive his drunk ass around....PATHETIC!
Your face!
UGH I hate it how there are double standards for celebs/everyday people...
Hysteria thank you so much. I'm not the best when it comes to computers. Can I punch LaDouche in the face for you as a thank you?
Submitted by birdie on September 26, 2008 - 9:34am.
Just go straight to My Profile when logged in. you should be able to upload an avie from there. otherwise, the admin can help. good luck!
He refused to take a breathalyzer so we don't really know if he was drunk or not. And who honestly thought he would get charged? Hes a celebrity, even the D-list ones get off the hook.
Is it wrong that I want to punch him in his face? Off topic-I tried to register for an avatar but it said I was not authorized. Any one have any clues?
Submitted by Otter Pop on September 26, 2008 - 8:10am.
They should definitely consider life imprisonment for his role in Indiana Jones. He not only robbed me of 12 bucks but also held me prisoner for 2 excruciating hours.
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Hahaaha!
It has to be the Spielberg connection that keeps him rolling in showbiz. No special talent, looks or personality that i can detect.
Plus he's a crabby sally on talk shows.
well I hope this teaches him something.to not DRINK AND DRIVE.or to not do whatever impaired his judgement or whatever the H happened.
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I was sitting in a courtroom this week and saw the judge sentence the defendant (a barely literate illegal alien) to 60 days in county prison for a 0.15 DUI (the defendant's first DUI). His defense at the jury trial, which the judge called "perjury," was that his friend (who lied for him on the stand) was actually driving.
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HAHAHAHA!! I bet he likes his men dress liked that toooo.
OMG I love HotW.. I haven't seen it in forever tho.
speakit,
I think MK's selection process is more like this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M
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drama, you seem to have a handle on the situation, you'll do just fine.
remember to thank us at the oscars.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 26, 2008 - 9:37am.
Okay, let me get this all straight: Before I can even THINK of driving drunk in LA, I need to be nipped, tucked & pulled within an inch of my life; I need to have fucked at least 200 men, 5 woman, & a farm animal or 2; & I need to own a multitude of dogs I then abuse (if I fuck one of the dogs, do I get a twofer?)
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LOL - I think you summed it up nicely!
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Submitted by slugirl3 on September 26, 2008 - 9:38am.
With all the action your no-no hole sees...
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I guess that would make it a yes-yes hole then?
With all the action your no-no hole sees Michael K, I have a hard time beliving you need to purchase laxatives at Rite Aid.
Okay, let me get this all straight: Before I can even THINK of driving drunk in LA, I need to be nipped, tucked & pulled within an inch of my life; I need to have fucked at least 200 men, 5 woman, & a farm animal or 2; & I need to own a multitude of dogs I then abuse (if I fuck one of the dogs, do I get a twofer?)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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LOL I totally thought MK meant Shia is OFF THE HOOK! I was like WOW, what did he do? LOL happy friday everyone
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by KD on September 26, 2008 - 9:26am.
Shoot we should just make a Hollywood Version of that LIFE game. That'd be awesome!
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It would! But then a catfight would break out over who goes first.
@dramaqueen
You must also own a multitude of small dogs that you carry with you at all times, lose track of, and let crap everywhere.
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Shoot we should just make a Hollywood Version of that LIFE game. That'd be awesome!
LMAO @ MissPriss joke.. eagle eyes..bwahahahah!!
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@dramaqueen
OH MY GAWD! YOU WILL BE A STAR!
Have you had liposuction, rhinoplasty and breast augmentation?
Don't be concerned with vaginal rejuvenation. You won't need that until AFTER your trip.
Send me a postcard! Oh no wait... just forget about me cuz now I'm one of the 'little people'.
drama
also you must fuck everything that moves, or turn gay, or buy a third world baby.
take your pick.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Drama,
Don't forget bad plastic surgery, eating disorder and heroine addiciton.
On topic: Well, i'm sure he learned his less...ah, fuck him.
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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 8:10am.
You got it, sister! I'm going to be shopping for a little nepotism, some mysogyny, a dash of inflated ego, & SUPER SIZE of got no talent, & I'm going to get that shit Teflon-coated, so I can do whatever the fuck I want & never have to suffer the consequences.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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i think he's hot. but he'd probably be lame in bed.
jgm22
Um, who is this sorry ass motherfucker??
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 26, 2008 - 9:25am.
When the fuck did he morph into Michael Lohan???
He reminds me of Rachel Maddow.
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She's flat and that's that!
They should definitely consider life imprisonment for his role in Indiana Jones. He not only robbed me of 12 bucks but also held me prisoner for 2 excruciating hours. I take it back, he deserves the death penalty.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 26, 2008 - 9:02am.
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You can get an std while you're there!
Bring me back an inflated ego... wait! no, bring me back wasteful materialism. You can find it at any store. thx!
I'm no advocate of driving drunk, but if I ever want to, I'm definitely going to LA to do it. Truly pathetic.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Good thing he didn't fart on the arresting officer.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
The D.A. also said that even though they aren't filing charges against LaDouche, they will charge the other driver for their involvement in the crash
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I think Shia just lost a fan!
He looks so young there! Whassah mattah, Shia? Did somebody steal yer rubber duckie?
Oh Shia
Why you squintin'?? I thought you had eagle eyes.
*bad joke*
Good morning All!
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
shia, you're such a fucking idiot!
When the fuck did he morph into Michael Lohan???
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