Gold Digging Hero Of The Day
Calling all gold diggers of the world! Please take a moment to clap for Sunny Titts (aka Sunshine Tutt) this morning for a job well done! Sunny was only married to Mango for 59 days, but she's skipping off with at least $100,000!
TMZ reports that according to the prenup Sunny should have only gotten around $10k. After negotiations, Mango decided to give her a low-six-figure sum.
Sunny's lawyer said: "My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life."
Not bad for a 3-month job! But this makes me wonder what kind of fucked up shit Sunny has on Mango? She probably caught his pit in another man's fruit basket.
Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to a rainbow... "Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second"? No, but she can take 100 grand from you. HAHAHAHA!
I am a guy, but I have nothing against some gal taking a dude for him being dumb and getting married to a gold digger. But what seems demeaning to women is that they always say the girl needs to "rebuild" their life. Say What?! If your whole life is some dude, or some girl, after a 2 month marriage, you are an idiot. Goat Boy is generous.
Submitted by I KNOW WHAT CHR... on September 26, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Scratch what I said earlier....what I really mean to say is:
"Sunshine" really needs a better publicist....this is pathetic...and oh yah...
GOLD DIGGER!
... justfor good measure...DLISTER FOR LIFE BITCH!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by I KNOW WHAT CHR... on September 26, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Look all you shit talkers, I am a friend of both Sunshine and Chris- and i'm about to tell you whats really going on- the real story-so listen up!---
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*Pulls up chair, settles in all comfy like, props chin on hands, listens eagerly*
Oh, do tell, do tell.
So by "he was incapable of being a husband" you mean he is a faygeleh, right?
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
haha LOLO
i loves me some COMINGBACK!
Back At ya East End GIIIIIIIRL!
MANGO !
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EEg
But... But..
But I like it in there!!!
xoxo
xxyxzzzzzzzz!
Im so sick of shit today! HA HA HA HA!!!
I KNOW MANGO!
Oh fuck im having a coming back attack!
HERE I AM IN THESE LOWER CORCKEY ROMANO CHATS WITH BANKERS SHIT SLOTS ON MY MANGO TIMES! SIX FIGURES IN HOLE PANTS NOT FOR DIGGING!
SUNSHINE BRITE HATES FRUIT! LEGS SHAVED!
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xxyxz,
Get outta my head! If you are still here LoLo have a fanfuckingtastic weekend.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
LMPO@ LoLo
I HOPE YOUR BANK CRASHES!!!
funny ! and fucked up at the same time
Just how I like it
lmao....MANGO!
was mango furiously humping her leg after the champagne toast at the reception party?
if he humps a woman the way that mango does, i would consider that alone as grounds for divorce and a chunky settlement.
Submitted by I KNOW WHAT CHR... on September 26, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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You know that people can only comment on what they read and what's being cirulated by the media, right? Go bitch at the tabs if you want to blame someone for being wrong.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Incapable of being a husband? OMFG CHRIS IS REALLY A WOMAN!! or he can't get it up
_Submitted by I KNOW WHAT CHR... on September 26, 2008 - 4:56pm.
YO! Since you know them why dont you tell them to stay their F-list asses the fuck away from publicists and tabloids so we dont have to look at Chris's fucking monkey looking face ok!
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THESE TWO!
WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD FUCK THAT GUY!
EAT A DICK! I HOPE YOUR BANK CRASHES!
TARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
BITCH!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
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Submitted by I KNOW WHAT CHR... on September 26, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Peace out troll! *air kisses*
Look all you shit talkers, I am a friend of both Sunshine and Chris- and i'm about to tell you whats really going on- the real story-so listen up!---Sunshine had no choice but to get out of the marriage due to personal circumstances on Chris's part. They are both very nice people- She is not a gold digger (if she was one, she would never of been with him in the first place- think about it, you morons) Second, He feels bad that it didnt work out- But the fact is that he was incapable of being a husband and he knows this, It was beyond Sunshine's control why the marriage did not work....And i will leave it at that. Lastly, This 6 figure settlement is completely made up. If you all knew the truth of what her real settlement was, I can assure you that you wouldnt be calling her a gold digger anymore and you would be feeling bad for her instead. And that, my loser DLIST comment making pathetic friends- is whats really goin on. Peace out- losers!!!!!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 2:49pm.
He is NOT invited to my latke party.
But you are.
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FUN! but ya know I'm cuntry, so am I supposed to reciprocate by inviting you to like, a hashbrown or tater tot party?
I guess he was all like: "Well, 33k per month...that's about what I'd spend on hookers so - no harm, no foul:)"
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
How does he even have 100k? And why did she spend 3 months with him for 1% of what it should cost?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 11:47am.
Oooops.
Damn that John McCain.
He is NOT invited to my latke party.
But you are.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
@Mrs. K
LOL! hey wait.. I can't marry a beer heiress if gay marriage isn't legal.
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 10:36am.
Better than a 401K!
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Almost as good as McCain's economic plan
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Mongo (a.k.a. Kattan) is the "missing link" in Charles Darwin theory of evolution.
This asshat is going to fail as Conan's replacement.
What the attorney didn't say was, "I got 30K , so Not only did Sunnny fuck Mango, but I did too."
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by TT99 on September 26, 2008 - 1:35pm.
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Better than a 401K!
Note to self:
Dear TT99, Marry a closeted semi famous gay guy. Catch him with having sex with some other gay guy. Collect 100k.
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"I like to think of myself as handy-capable." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by missy on September 26, 2008 - 10:08am.
My bf calls me awful shit but I cant seem to really break away from him. Its been like this for over 6 years now
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Christ almighty, another one looking for a big plastic green clown shoe up his tuchus.
WTF is wrong with these guys?
I am getting a little worked up over here, ladies.
I was in a dysfunctional addictive relationship for 14 fuckin' years before I met the Pudgster, so I been there and done that.
KICK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS TO THE CURB, ASAP
All those crazy nights when I cried myself to sleep
Now melodrama never makes me weep anymore
cause I havent got time for the pain
I havent got room for the pain
I havent the need for the pain
Not since Ive known you
You showed me how, how to leave myself behind
How to turn down the noise in my mind
Now I havent got time for the pain
I havent got room for the pain
I havent the need for the pain
Not since Ive known you
Suffering was the only thing that made me feel I was alive
Though thats just how much it cost to survive in this world
til you showed me how, how to fill my heart with love
How to open up and drink in all that white love
Pouring down from the heaven
I havent got time for the pain
I havent got room for the pain
I havent the need for the pain
Not since Ive known you
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
LCT - (((BIG HUGS MAMA)) so sorry youre going through sad breakup times. better than being in sad relationship with asshole times!! ♥♥
speakit - you left him, right? see, youre courageous. My bf calls me awful shit but I cant seem to really break away from him. Its been like this for over 6 years now. Bravo to you and your strength for leaving.
Lolo - TARR TARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Peter SARRRsgARRRRd!
:D ♥♥ Lo! I wish I was in the city this weekend! We could have brunch times again!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 9:26am.
I will tell you what is not complicated. My big fat green plastic clown show up his sorry ass.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
@LCT and SpeakIt
I wish I could tell you a funny story to brighten your day but I just hit my thumb with a hammer and it hurts like a motherfucker, son of a bitch, cocksucking peice of shit!
I may never play the piano again...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Thanks snowy darling :D
Agree
I wish they would make her be in the main population with the rest of the hardcore bitches!
but whatever... her time is almost up
*fucking typos*
Grr
She only got $100,000 after 3 months with that guy. What a rip off
xxyxz wow, I can't believe that's still going on! while I was awol from dlisted I got caught up in the story on cnn.com, just WOW
speakit and LCT you should listen to Wino's song "Tears Dry on their Own"
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
xxyxz
I wish they would just beat the bitch till she sings like a canary.
Its all too obvious she is a murderer.
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snow..
IDK. just be here with the kids and watch the debate also..watch some Nancy Grace. I'm getting sick if the casey anthony /Kaylee story.:(
I wish she would just tell the police where her body is
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 12:42pm.
It'll soon be all better
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I hope so for me, and I hope so for you. :)
Obama dont want any body else
When he thinks about politics he debates himself
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhh
Ah AH AH AH AHA HAAAAAAAAAAA
WTF is my gd problem today!
TAR TAR!
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xxyxz well tonight I plan to smoke a lot of weed and watch Obama debate himself, LOL. and you?
we are supposed to get rain all weekend anyways.
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Snowy
what's your plan for the week-end?
speakit, sorry for the messiness you're in. It'll soon be all better, and that shitfucker asshole won't be able to call you a whore anymore.
xxyxz: it's Friday, how awesome, LOL ha ha whooot! ♥
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Submitted by xxyxz on September 26, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Oh yeah baby! (baby is the WRONG word ha ha ha)
the levi broke while i was waiting in line to pay for my test.
I did waht stoney told me to do to and asked for a higher dose.
Thanks !!!!!
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thanks Lolo!
I'm okay! Just wears on the nerves sometimes.
It's all a learning experience. There will be peace in the valley for me, someday. LOL
LoLo
Have you had any visitors yet?
Speakit
Tell him you haven't heard anyone else complain
that should shut him up
OMG speakit! are we married to the same p.o.s???????????? mine drove 2 hours to come home & throw me out of the house(locking me out cuz i was talking to the neighbor girl who was renting our other house)I didn't want to wake up my kids by banging on the door, so I sat outside for 3 hours until he let me in).(w/no cigs:()
@Snowy
yes, unfortunately
@LCT
that shit talk didn't start until he knew I didn't want to be his wife anymore, so ya know, he's bitter
It would hurt if I loved him.
Sorry to hear that Speakit.
I hope this transition period does not last too long and doesnt hurt too much.
I love all you guys, hate to hear you having trouble.
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Snowy
How wude! pfft! jellis h8terz.
*flips hair*
How are ya hon?
Submitted by xxyxz on September 26, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Hi LCT-afuckinglina
how are you?
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I am sending you air smooches and motorboats!!