Gold Digging Hero Of The Day
Calling all gold diggers of the world! Please take a moment to clap for Sunny Titts (aka Sunshine Tutt) this morning for a job well done! Sunny was only married to Mango for 59 days, but she's skipping off with at least $100,000!
TMZ reports that according to the prenup Sunny should have only gotten around $10k. After negotiations, Mango decided to give her a low-six-figure sum.
Sunny's lawyer said: "My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life."
Not bad for a 3-month job! But this makes me wonder what kind of fucked up shit Sunny has on Mango? She probably caught his pit in another man's fruit basket.
Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to a rainbow... "Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second"? No, but she can take 100 grand from you. HAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Thanks Mrs. K! I don't know if that much beauty should be in one place though. :P
LCT: I'd love to see you do it! But it's just a word. I know it's not true so words can't hurt if you don't let them.
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That doesn't make it ok. Your husband should be the LAST one calling you something like that.
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
xxyxz peeps are talking sh*t about your honey, Kim K in the blind items.... ♥
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Submitted by snowpiece on September 26, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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We no longer have sexy times. We are going to divorce. It's over, we both know. But we're sort of stuck right now. It's complicated.
No, he straight up calls me a whore. He even left it on cell phone message which I saved and let my mother hear. LOL!
Hi LCT-afuckinglina
how are you?
speakit does he call you his whore during sexy times or he straight up called you a ho? cuz if so I am right behind LCT with the slapping.
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Thanks Mrs. K! I don't know if that much beauty should be in one place though. :P
LCT: I'd love to see you do it! But it's just a word. I know it's not true so words can't hurt if you don't let them.
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
LCT, hope you feel better hon. To boost your spirits I will share a tidbit in the life of speakit.
My wtfwasIthinkingwhenIsaidIdohusband, in one day, can go from begging for sex, to calling me a whore (very laughable considering I've been faithful for almost 16 years), to 'you should worship me' to pack your shit and get the fukk out.
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He calls you a whore? I'm going to smack him in his face right effing now. RIGHT NOW.
Another topic: I swear either men get mood swings worse than women's PMS, or its just my BF. *grumbles*
Mr.XX gets them too!
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 9:15am.
you can come stay be me anytime.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
LCT, hope you feel better hon. To boost your spirits I will share a tidbit in the life of speakit.
My wtfwasIthinkingwhenIsaidIdohusband, in one day, can go from begging for sex, to calling me a whore (very laughable considering I've been faithful for almost 16 years), to 'you should worship me' to pack your shit and get the fukk out.
SOOOoooo.... at least you didn't marry the guy!
Totally OT, but it belongs here with the asshole hall of fame stories. My sister was with a guy for 12 years. On and off, living together, living apart, very tempestuous, but they really loved each other. He had bought an engagement ring for her but never proposed because they fought too much and he was "waiting" for the relationship to improve. Finally my sister moved across the country to get away from the whole mess. We just found out he proposed to a girl he's been dating for three months. We're pretty sure he gave her the ring he bought for my sister, too.
ubmitted by Jaded - the original on September 26, 2008 - 10:45am.
I love this comment: "with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life".
Typical legalese.
What kind of lucrative career did she "leave behind" while she was married for TWO months - that now needs "rebuilding".
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Well, that she had Kattan's penis inside her pretty much gives her cooch a bad name.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by KD on September 26, 2008 - 11:38am.
In an email? Fuck, that's almost worse than a text. How long ago was this? I'm glad he grew the balls to finally own up to what he did.
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Hm, that would be almost 4 years ago and he called in the spring, i think. It was a stupid long distance relationship, though. But I flew over and visited him AND gave him a freaking Piano. *shakes head* Stupid. Why is it that we always end up putting more into relationships than we get out of it??
Another topic: I swear either men get mood swings worse than women's PMS, or its just my BF. *grumbles*
LCT: They ALWAYS come back. (See? Even KD's coward called to apologize.) Except for the one-night stands who you don't even know their last names or phone numbers. Ahem. You have not heard the last from him, so don't be surprised when he appears from out of the blue to apologize or get back together or try for a booty call. Just be prepared, be strong and be classy.
Anystew, someday this will be something you can laugh at and feel wise about. Let yourself be mad and cry and all that. And hang out here and laugh at all the fuckery. At least you're not Chris Kattan!
Years ago, the boys at the Sunnyvale Police Dept. swore I had a secret room full of plaques that had been mounted with the baseball cap, a pair of balls and an inscription for what ever Bubba had pissed me off that week. Their whole goal was not to become a wall plaque. I was a woman of mystery...lol.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Fares as low as $89 return LCT. Wine and popcorn.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
LCT...you're preachin' to the choir,baby!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 11:40am.
LCT
skip the love, just fuck em twice..
seriuosly, stay pissed, fuck him, he doesn't deserve you to have down times. Tell him to do his boot moves away from you or you'll eat green beans and call county.
that will fix him.
oh, and tell him I got you poopnant, so you cheated on him, haha.
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You know what's really pissing me off? I won't get laid for a long time, and I never really got enough to get rid of the sexual frustration. He deserves to get his fucking sack pubes waxed for that.
*SHE*
Submitted by KD on September 26, 2008 - 11:38am.
LCT
I had a guy break up with my by e-mail, so I knows. And I read it while AT work, so it was hard for me to keep it together. That's history, though. The guy actually recently called and apoligized. If I wasn't with someone he would have begged for me back, but I prolly would have laughed.
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In an email? Fuck, that's almost worse than a text. How long ago was this? I'm glad he grew the balls to finally own up to what he did.
I'd be willing to bet that Sarah Larson got MORE...and he didi'nt even have to marry.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 26, 2008 - 11:41am.
LoLo makes a good point, LCT. Take some personal days if you can. Hell come see me, the couch is always available.
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Oh, and you have lots of wine, don't you? WestJet, here I come!
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on September 26, 2008 - 11:40am.
No doubt,PSL, stupid nojunkhavinmotherfuckers..:) eh, what the hell..I'll kick mine in the junk when he gets home. In honor of LCT.
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Just as long as he deserves it. Oh wait, he's a dude. He deserves it.
100k?...Not impressed.That'll down pay on a condo, pay off the car,get ya' some groceries.That's about it.Some seriously frikkky shit musta' been goin' down if she could'nt hack it for a year.
LCT; I have no words, just fuck that douchebag.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by LoLo on September 26, 2008 - 11:35am.
Carrot to you have any personal days you can take from work for a little vacation?
Or even if not that just to rid your place of all things Dick?
Hekki is right too. They do always come back. That type of guy does. And do what she said.
He is not worth it. Maybe never was. But i saw that you gave it your all. Now you start giving back to you.
Love you Carrot!
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Let's make out. yeah, I have personal days but I don't want to sit at home thinking about it. Being here at least keeps me busy. And luckily he never really bought me anything so my place is still all mine. And I assure you, he won't be back. I've never had an ex come back. Maybe I'm too scary.
Loves me some Lolo times.
LoLo makes a good point, LCT. Take some personal days if you can. Hell come see me, the couch is always available.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
No doubt,PSL, stupid nojunkhavinmotherfuckers..:) eh, what the hell..I'll kick mine in the junk when he gets home. In honor of LCT.
LCT
skip the love, just fuck em twice..
seriuosly, stay pissed, fuck him, he doesn't deserve you to have down times. Tell him to do his boot moves away from you or you'll eat green beans and call county.
that will fix him.
oh, and tell him I got you poopnant, so you cheated on him, haha.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
LCT
I had a guy break up with my by e-mail, so I knows. And I read it while AT work, so it was hard for me to keep it together. That's history, though. The guy actually recently called and apoligized. If I wasn't with someone he would have begged for me back, but I prolly would have laughed.
I think I had way more fun single than I'm having now, that's for sure. and I'm not even married, just been with a guy for EVER.
Is this an april fool's joke or what?. Who in the z-list hell is Mango, man?!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Methinks the balls on the one you had have receded up to his navel. BUT it would be fun trying to find them with say a....salad master.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Carrot to you have any personal days you can take from work for a little vacation?
Or even if not that just to rid your place of all things Dick?
Hekki is right too. They do always come back. That type of guy does. And do what she said.
He is not worth it. Maybe never was. But i saw that you gave it your all. Now you start giving back to you.
Love you Carrot!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hoffalina, does 'love 'em' have to be in there?
He was always a blip on my gaydar, but it seems to me his extreme generosity indicates some kind of cover up.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Hekki on September 26, 2008 - 11:33am.
LCT: A YEAR????!
Oh no. You deserve better treatment than that. When he comes back (and they always do), just be your classy self and brush him away like a piece of lint.
That fucker. What a coward.
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He won't. If he cared about me little enough to throw that whole year away in a text, he won't be back for seconds.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 26, 2008 - 11:28am.
@LCT,
Dark hair, blue eyes, extremely well built (wink) package in a 6'2" frame, completely naked except for black leather gloves, a riding whip (gently smacked into hand and a pair of black mountie boots...stroking your breast and telling you how wonderful you are in a low husky almost whisper of a voice...
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Deb, you're an angel, but thinking about men in that sense right now makes me want to puke. I just want to twist all of their balls.
LCT: A YEAR????!
Oh no. You deserve better treatment than that. When he comes back (and they always do), just be your classy self and brush him away like a piece of lint.
That fucker. What a coward.
deb from heaven is making us have horny times at place of office shit!
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on September 26, 2008 - 8:23am.
oh LCT, i'm feeling for you. You want that i should go kick him in the junk? cuz i will.xoxo
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one problem, it doesn;t sound like this dude has any junk!
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
Please, he should pay her for being his beard. Anyone who believes the Mango is straight deserves nothing for extreme cluelessness.
@LCT,
Dark hair, blue eyes, extremely well built (wink) package in a 6'2" frame, completely naked except for black leather gloves, a riding whip (gently smacked into hand and a pair of black mountie boots...stroking your breast and telling you how wonderful you are in a low husky almost whisper of a voice...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by LoLo on September 26, 2008 - 11:18am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 26, 2008 - 11:44am.
AMEN WOMAN!
LCT you listen to this ok?
She is right!
Be mad for a hot minute because that shit sure wasnt right but then pick yourself up and know you have the freedom TO FUCK COLLEGE BOYS!
HA HA HA you know im kidding with the last part!
21 and up doll face!
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LOL! I'm surrounded by them, but sadly most are dumber than period clots (ironic). Fuck that stupid asshole. Sorry for venting my personal biz on here but I'm so fuckign mad and I needed to vent before I lost my shit while at work.
This is how you dur' it, KateBot.
No exchange of bodily fluids necessary!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Hekki on September 26, 2008 - 11:17am.
LCT: His loss, honey. Now he's free to be someone else's problem and you're free to find someone better.
How long were you together?
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A year. I would have expected stupid shit like a text breakup if we'd been on 3 or 4 dates.
LCT
remember to attend the Hoff school of dating
fuck em love em leave em, don't fucking feed em.
never mind, that's actually JayZ.
still applies however.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Hey..not so fast. I think I would do a lot for that money.
I would put some into a foreclosed home
Buy some liquidated Lehman brothers penny stocks
Buy me a those Amish heaters cuz gas is tight this year.
and have some left over to buy me a $5 sandwich meal from Subway.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
oh LCT, i'm feeling for you. You want that i should go kick him in the junk? cuz i will.xoxo
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 26, 2008 - 11:44am.
AMEN WOMAN!
LCT you listen to this ok?
She is right!
Be mad for a hot minute because that shit sure wasnt right but then pick yourself up and know you have the freedom TO FUCK COLLEGE BOYS!
HA HA HA you know im kidding with the last part!
21 and up doll face!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!