Gold Digging Hero Of The Day
Calling all gold diggers of the world! Please take a moment to clap for Sunny Titts (aka Sunshine Tutt) this morning for a job well done! Sunny was only married to Mango for 59 days, but she's skipping off with at least $100,000!
TMZ reports that according to the prenup Sunny should have only gotten around $10k. After negotiations, Mango decided to give her a low-six-figure sum.
Sunny's lawyer said: "My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life."
Not bad for a 3-month job! But this makes me wonder what kind of fucked up shit Sunny has on Mango? She probably caught his pit in another man's fruit basket.
Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to a rainbow... "Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second"? No, but she can take 100 grand from you. HAHAHAHA!
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LCT: His loss, honey. Now he's free to be someone else's problem and you're free to find someone better.
How long were you together?
that laugh makes you seem kinda hysterical, mk. lol
completely off topic, here: i had a dream, last night, that i as at a party that turned out to e some scientology shit, and tom cruise was a robot, and was out to get me and make me into a robot, too. it was scaryyyyyyyyyyy!!! but i made my way out. so funny :D
**whatever**
What? No house out of the deal?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
LCT, at least you got to tell him off.
I got to tell someone off about a month ago, and it felt good! The more I find out about him, it makes me happier I did.
You're better off without him. No one needs a pussy of a man.
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
Submitted by LoLo on September 26, 2008 - 11:09am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 11:38am.
Im so sorry.
Jesus, that made me cry.
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Don't be cry-times! Be ball-kick times with me!
Stupid fucker. Hell, it was only a year. Clearly not serious enough to merit a REAL breakup.
........and 100,000 to rebuild your life where, Goa India?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 11:38am.
Im so sorry.
Jesus, that made me cry.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on September 26, 2008 - 11:05am.
LCT! A TEXT???????
FUCK HIM!
*looks in lil black book for rebound cock*
I know this guy who is hung like a field mouse!
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Yes, followed by me telling him what a ball-less coward he is to do that, to which he replied, "Sorry you feel that way. Take care."
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 11:01am.
LCT what a prick!
come here, let Hoffalina rub your boobies for awhile.
seriuosly he's that big of an asshole, who needs that shit!
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Mmmmm, booby rubbage. God knows I'll probably have white hair and saggy tits before I get any more of that, so rub away.
And on to Spinsterhood!
That's what I'm talkin' bout, get that money honey! And I love how the lawyer tries to be slick by saying she was only married for 2 months can walk away with a sh** load of money to "rebulid her life" with. Yep, homegirl will be rebuilding her life on a tropical island with champagne and caviar.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 26, 2008 - 10:59am.
LCT!
I'm sorry.....do you hate him?
heehee
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If he'd ever bothered to give me flowers that I put in a glass vase, it would have been in a thousand pieces all over the living room.
I'd really like to say BravHO to her but her shiz is weak...59 days 100,000 I guess that is ok but just OK... She should have married him 3 years and 59 days ago!
LCT! A TEXT???????
FUCK HIM!
*looks in lil black book for rebound cock*
I know this guy who is hung like a field mouse!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
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I love that whole CD!! dancing nancies too
LCT what a prick!
come here, let Hoffalina rub your boobies for awhile.
seriuosly he's that big of an asshole, who needs that shit!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
LCT!
I'm sorry.....do you hate him?
heehee
no seriously, that sucks! what is it with men who have no fucking balls? grow a fucking sack!
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 10:49am.
LCT
bout fucking time you showed up!
"removes panties"
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Sorry, long shitty night. Slept in a tad before work. How's this tongue for you?
PS. Today, I'm Carrie and my ex-boyfriend is Burger. He broke up with me in a fucking text message last night.
I am not up to date on Kattan, what's the Mango thing all about?
hey CTH! great song, eh?
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 26, 2008 - 9:50am.
she should have been compensated more. She fucked that guy!
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
BWWAAA
I got pregnant while listening to crash into me.
and I agree she fucked him! lord have mercy!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Please ... she was engaged to this douchebag for three years. That should have been her first sign something was amiss in Mango's garden.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
she should have been compensated more. She fucked that guy!
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
For Marrying Mango, i don't think that's enough money......
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Ha. That's what male celebs get for trying to marry hookers.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
LCT
bout fucking time you showed up!
"removes panties"
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
well, at least shes gorgeous and he probably has quite a bit of money....at least he had his fun !
Happy face day Hoffalina
I feel sorry for him. I know, I know, he should have realized that she was a golddigging whore, but he was probably so grateful that someone so pretty would indulge his diaper fetish for a lifetime for free. She took him to the cleaners.
I love this comment: "with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life".
Typical legalese.
What kind of lucrative career did she "leave behind" while she was married for TWO months - that now needs "rebuilding".
LMAO!
Checkbook Wedding. Makes women look like shallow whores.
Did she have to sleep with him? If so she deserves at least half a mil. He is a creepy little thing!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
she woke up next to his little monkey face and bailed.
I would too.
yes, the flowers are all kinds of purty.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I don't really care so meh, but I love her bouquet.
*returning to reading wino thread*
"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to a rainbow... "Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second"? No, but she can take 100 grand from you. HAHAHAHA!"
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bwahahaha!
Oh snap!
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