Friday, September 26th 2008
I Miss The Red Lipstick
I never thought I would say that, but I do prefer Xtina's signature red lip grease than the hot pink diarrhea she's been wearing lately. Jem called and she wants her fucking lip color back.
You know, I don't mind the hair so much. She looks like a drag queen doing a low-rent impersonation of Lady GaGa, but it doesn't bother me as much as her fucking make-up. She needs an intervention! When you're getting your face painted at Maaco, it's to admit that you have a problem.
Here's more of Xtina looking like she pees standing up at a Rock the Vote event in Los Angeles last night.
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I hope it's not hot wherever she is, because all of that wax will melt in a jiffy.
Is she even real? I can't tell.
if I had bowlegs like that I would live in Hammer pants and never wear skirts.
I'd love to see what the face cloth looks like after shes done washing that shit off.
Any one have pics of her WITHOUT MAKEUP?
Someone is trying to hard to be Barbie. Mattel has a lot to answer for.
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And sucking all the fluid out from it's nose. - bernard & manny on fine wine
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She reminds me of the Flintstones episode with "Sassy". The dog that Dino falls for, but he then sees her backstage removing her makeup, hair, lashes, everything. There is virtually nothing 'real' on Christina's face.
Ok, lipstick isn't supposed to be slathered on! What a greasy mess.
Life & Style says she has an addiction to make-up, specifically foundation. No shit!
She so ugly, seriously. Bitch, you look like a mannequin hooker!
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Her teeth look gross!
oakie where are you? I am throwing Xanax on the floor like you're Harvey!
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I went to my first Gay beauty pagent two weeks ago and I must say...........she very much resembles the over done and over the top queens!
Her hair is to light to be wearing "pink" caca on her lips and her cheeks really need a good scrubing! Whewww!
That is Maaco's "The Hogan" paint job... or Brooke's wet dream (triple intended pun!), or king douche Nick Hogan's "secret" on how he earned his early release from jail.
Xtina is a pretty girl
WHY does she insist on paintin herself urrrange?
its like she goes to the tanning bed and asks for the "douchebagguette" look.
Her new single is an out and out ripoff of Sam Sparro's "Black & Gold"
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"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Looks like Xtina got invited to a Halloween party and decided to go as Brooke Hogan. She forgot to add fanny pads, though.
Hairicane LOL don't say that! I did it Wednesday,!!!! I'm not dead yet! but we can't be talking about this in yet another thread! We were just talking about it in the Wino thread and someone is gonna get mad at me for all my OT BS. LOL
KD, If Xtina had done either of those her hair would look much better, IMO :)
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Submitted by Mawy on September 26, 2008 - 11:57am.
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Personally, I really like the Chrissie Hynde approach to make-up. Apply eyeliner and SMEAR.
seriously, ADORE HER
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 26, 2008 - 8:48am.
I'm tired of all these grown ass women dressing up to play a part in public. Christina, Britney, Gwen, Fergie- stop fucking around and just BE.
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sorry babe, that shit don't fly with the American public.
Female singers who just BE don't seem to get too far. Ever hear of Ellen McIlwaine?
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that drill baby t-shirt is uh
Ughhh, that makeup is horrendous. She obviously doesn't know the golden rule of either playing up either the eyes OR the mouth, but not both at once. And she should dye her hair dark, that way she wouldn't need as much makeup. I have a friend that is a make up artist and she does her makeup like this for every party. I think it's too over the top and only looks right on drag queens. Less is more.
P.S. I do love her outfit, though.
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Submitted by KD on September 26, 2008 - 11:44am.
Snow- did she get that Japanese thing done to her hairs? Or is that only if you have wild curly hair?
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What's the Japanese thing? Is it like the Brazilian hair straightener chemical thing that's deadly?
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 11:44am.
I am also puzzled why a naturally pretty girl has to apply the makeup tammy faye bakker style..
she's a talent too, so why?
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What I want to know is.....DOES SHE TAKE IT OFF BEFORE SHE GOES TO BED???
When we were in our 20's, a couple of my girl friends used to pass out with make-up on. Practically need a hazmat team to get it off.
I'm LOVING the Super Bitch look. Thank God, she's thrown the red lippy away!!!!!!
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Dear Lord, she looks like a mannequin! She needs to give her face a good scrubbing. Nasty!
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she also needs to get her own look instead of stealing one from Lady GaGa.
Exactly. They all look they should be headlining "New Wave Hookers 3." In 1984.
I'm tired of all these grown ass women dressing up to play a part in public. Christina, Britney, Gwen, Fergie- stop fucking around and just BE.
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Submitted by froggie2004 on September 26, 2008 - 11:41am.
No lie--my grandma totally wore that same shade of lipstick in the 80's
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Hey Froggie!! I still have that SHADE in my lipstick box. I bust it out occassionally - it does have its moments! But what I do is:
1) Apply colorless lip balm, blot
2) Apply the MATTE FUSCHIA LIPSTICK (wetnwild!),
BLOT a lot!!
3) Apply an opalescent pink gloss over it. (I buy it at the whole foods store - Gabriel brand).
4) Wipe off all the lip goo BEFORE biting into lunch.
Submitted by Hairicane on September 26, 2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by The C word on September 26, 2008 - 11:39am.
....warpaint.
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that's interesting. i wonder if that's what's going on for her subconsciously all the time. "Warring"
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Hmmmm...didn't think of that....
I was thinking that perhaps the make-up is akin to a security blanket for her.
Or maybe she just likes wearing a truckload of make-up ala Tammy Faye. ;)
@CtH - just saw your Tammy Faye reference...Batboy does kind of remind me of Jim.)
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Snow- did she get that Japanese thing done to her hairs? Or is that only if you have wild curly hair?
Jimmy Bocca on September 26, 2008 - 11:40am
I think it's your inner drag queen talking to you.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I am also puzzled why a naturally pretty girl has to apply the makeup tammy faye bakker style..
she's a talent too, so why?
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way to be late on the mainstream pop goes vice hipster look!
not that she's ever done anything original before.
Jimmy Bocca that was the cutest thing ive ever read you say! I only mean that in a nice way. Not smart ass. I swear to god!
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Submitted by The C word on September 26, 2008 - 11:39am.
....warpaint.
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that's interesting. i wonder if that's what's going on for her subconsciously all the time. "Warring"
*looks for DAE*
Her lipstick is battery operated.
I almost went blind from it.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
No lie--my grandma totally wore that same shade of lipstick in the 80's and she was in her 70's....
This chick must have some many issues to think she needs to wear that much make up... she looks tranylicious.
Same shit, different tone. I don't know how this airhead could even think she was going through a damn "change". She only changed the hair style (and not by much) and the lip colour. WOW! Amazing makeover...
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Maybe it's the gay man in me but I love love love woman who wear alot of makeup. I just think its super sexy and super feminine and hey, your a girl why not?
It's someone's job to make sure the foundation goes right up into her nostrils. I guess I'd use a Q-tip if I had to do that job.
Why oh why does she wear so much makeup?
She looks like a Barbie Styling Head from the 1970s. I think mine had that exact same lipstick.
Egad, she almost makes Katie Price look natural and wholesome.
I don't get it - she's a pretty girl who doesn't need all that warpaint.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
I think I might be able to work in Xtina on a paper for a class. I've got the bibliography started right here!
Haraway, Donna J. "A Cyborg Manifesto: Science, Technology, and Socialist-Feminism in the Late Twentieth Century." Simians, Cyborgs and Women: The Reinvention of Nature. New York; Routledge, 1991. pp. 149–181.
WTF Why does she wear so much makeup? Shes a pretty girl, its not like she has to cover up the ugly with 32556748 lbs of it. I can't believe she looks in the mirror and thinks that looks "good".
I think I see a little bat hanging upside down on her tonsil....
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
that hair cut is so 2003!
preggers face? Or just the bangs amking the face look wide?
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wow. and what's with the overkill on bronzer? we're heading into fall in most of the continental U.S. - except where I live. and all the college gurls came back with extreme tans. its so tired. Who is responsible for over-bronzing??? is it Donatella?
Cute dress. Bad lipstick. Hell of a better voice than most singers out there.
NOT digging the hair, makeup...at all. Yuk
I am, however, diggin' the boots
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
i miss the red lipstick too...she looks like a robotic blow up doll from the future
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she was wearing out the retro look for the WHOLE WORLD. Glad to see she's giving Revlon a break. She seems to be a very mean person in RL, but she looks good...for a circus performer.
No.
Just, NO.
The bangs are bad- it draws attention to her nose that spread like wildfire while she was pregnant.
Sorry DAE, I love Christina, but she looks horrible.
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