Afternoon Crumbs

I wouldn't kick Megan out of my nest. But we all know that fake boobs feel like flexed calf muscles, which isn't sexy at all.

I wish Playboy showed more ass. I can't wait for Hef to die, because when he does Playboy is going to have some sick porn in it.

Check this Pacino review thingy blog out: http://pacinoinrealtime.blogspot.com It's like an homage to Michael K or something, too... :p weee-ee-ee-ee--ee-ird.

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Kinda crappy. More like perez trying to be relevant than mk. Sure a few phrases are similar, but it's overall lameo. That running commentary of the first movie was awful.

If that a homage, mk should sue.

I'm bored and testy.

~~ What was going through your brain when you thought, yeah I'll buy a wicker toilet? - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

I hate to say it, but I can sort of understand the Bill Clinton thing. Something about that guy; sheesh, I don't know...

But, hasn't anyone ever wondered, why aren't there any good cool, badass actors like Pacino anymore? why must we be subjected to leo and brad? UGH. Check this Pacino review thingy blog out: http://pacinoinrealtime.blogspot.com It's like an homage to Michael K or something, too... :p weee-ee-ee-ee--ee-ird.

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 26, 2008 - 2:34pm. "Katy Perry is a one hit wonder. I wonder when her 15 minutes will be up?"

Remember the milk-curdling MTV Awards performance? I think those 15 were up the minute people realized that the Empress has no voice.

Submitted by aquarius on September 26, 2008 - 5:39pm.
What is it about blonde hair and fake tits that is supposed to completely cancel out the face fug?
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I don't get it either. I think it's like reflecting light in someone's eyes with a mirror... so they can't see the real fug.

Why is everyone being so mean to Megan? Can't you bitches see she is a sick woman???? She has come down with a serious case of Paris Hilton Wonk eye!!!

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"You're fat and you're sloppy! You're mopey and you're dopey! You're a sloppy bitch!!" Naveen

Attention, Megan! You will NOT be one of Hef's new girlfriends, so just crawl back to your West Virginia trailer park and go back to working the lunch shift and Jimmy's Landing Strip at the Wheeling small craft airport.

What is it about blonde hair and fake tits that is supposed to completely cancel out the face fug? I know SO many supposedly "hot" girls like that with Afghan-hound faces. Her liver spots and weirdly high nipples don't do much for me, either.

I suppose I can comfort myself with the knowledge that she'll come down with melanoma in a few years! Seriously, that bitch has MAJOR sun damage and she's younger than me. She's going to look like White Oprah before long.

That Megan chick is just another generic fake tittied, fake blonde. If you've seen one you've seen them all. Maybe she should have worked on enlarging her brain instead of her tits.

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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?

Megan naked in Playboy? There's a shocker.

Guess she didn't win I Love Money eh? Oh likes it makes any difference. I'm surprised she's not naked on the street.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 26, 2008 - 8:40am.
Anyone remember MadTv with Deborah Wilson and Nicole Sullivan playing ghetto girls trying to break into Ricky Martin's hotel room?

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LMAO I remember that Skit~
They would say "um" a lot and tetas lol

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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~

I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds That Titty Perry Annoying! Shit for minutes there I thought I was missing something.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 26, 2008 - 3:40pm.

Anyone remember MadTv with Deborah Wilson and Nicole Sullivan playing ghetto girls trying to break into Ricky Martin's hotel room?
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I don't - I'll look around tho...

but I had a friend who used to do that shit. Now - after years of working with them - she works as security for those private jets with celebrities in them;p Funny girl. Eep! I hope she's ok! Naw - she is:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Anyone remember MadTv with Deborah Wilson and Nicole Sullivan playing ghetto girls trying to break into Ricky Martin's hotel room?

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by snowpiece on September 26, 2008 - 3:34pm.

Ricky Martin makes me want to be a gay man.
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Aw...he makes me want him to like women...he'd be such a hot manly man! But sweet - you know?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Submitted by snowpiece on September 26, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Ricky Martin makes me want to be a gay man.

Oh, HELL YEAH! Although, since that song is in "Shrek 2," my son sings it all the time. It's lost its charm a bit ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 3:30pm

There are those songs that come on the radio and I still crank it up.
That's one of them.

I embrace my inner cheese music times.
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...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Ricky Martin makes me want to be a gay man.
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

@Love Anderson:
Ok, now that crossed a line.

Strangely, tho, it grabbed me anyway;p

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

It's really easy to stay skinny with a healthy dose of coke up your nose! Tee hee!

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"Shut up and eat my asshole."

"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."

Help me, I can't stop with videos!!!
This is from my secret cheese stash...i lurve it!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FERfsy7Etaw

I'll stop now.
Line crossed.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by heyheyheyangel on September 26, 2008 - 2:31pm.
That's enough Katy Perry. Ugh. Puke. So annoying. Continues to be less relevant and the non good looking one of her and Zoey D.also I just wanted to vent my frustration with Perez being extra today. Between his dick song he made trying to seem like a celebrity and a fucking ignorant ass post hemade today I wanna shove a dildo bomb in his mouth and light it.
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Could not have said it better!

Yeah right those 90210 girls eat...all they eat is Adderall! How else to keep those lovely skeletal frames of theirs? By the way, it's really bad to eat while walking...it fucks with the digestive system. That's why you should eat sitting down so you can get all the nutrients into your system!

Your face!

I ♥ Fatboy Slim.

and Gorillaz!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-yNduHhoWc

ha ha this is good and reminds me of life before I hated Johnny T.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnDkruJ9V5M&feature=related

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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

MEGAN HAUSERMAN HAS DJ-TANNER-FAT-FACE-SYNDROME!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FARTING IN EVERY SINGLE PICTURE.

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"Shut up and eat my asshole."

"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 2:57pm.
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*bashfully handing you a small bouquet of daisies* Hi! Mrs. Kravitz. I looked at that site and now I gotta go visit my hair stylist and have him give me some rockin' bangs! *sock monkey hugs and smooches*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by snowpiece on September 26, 2008 - 2:59pm.

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How are you doing that?! It says womanizerwomanizer....first and then this!

Imacuttabeech. Trust.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

oh Bradi, that's a great one. thanks again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP_4ZfRHfUs

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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

@LOVE ANDERSON:

Another hit! Tell Britney to get back to me when she can dance like that!;p

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

ugh those breastesses are not looking healthy. ooh, wonky tits, how sexy.

And OMG, Blake Lively needs to fire that photographer. *I* could take better photos and I know nothing about photography. The main photo where it looks like she's as wide as that piling? And how about some flattering lighting? Oy.

And that bathing suit does nothing for her. She has a nice body, but she looks stumpy and uncomfortable in that thing.

LoveAnderson

http://www.thesweet.com/
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!

Here's another one HWORES!!!!

ACCCCKKKK IT'S FRIDAY and I am bouncing off the walls:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WW8flwpH-Q

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Who's that Megan chick? I thought it was one of Hef's girls. Seriously, all these girls with the tittays and the white hair and brown eyes are confusing me. This girl is utterly ordinary. MySpace is crawling with girls like this.

Lolo

Hehehe

Nah, he just had a baby about a year ago, married his girl 2 years ago, so he's having fuckey times now alright

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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~

I think Vanessa is cute, but nothing special.
This chick looks horrid in her Playboy shoot- fug face!

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'Son, do you know what I was stopping you for?
well, you was doing 55 in the 54....'
-Jay-Z "99 Problems"

Bradi: that was cool, very Ziggy Stardust....thanks!
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

Bradi: THAT WAS GREAT! Thank you! I even treated myself to a little "Fox on the Run" as long as I was there ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Christina should hire these guys as stylists, no?
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She's got the hairbangs down. As for the rest. Glizty and glittery and high collar capes a la Elvis? Me no like, but Christina might. lol

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 26, 2008 - 2:45pm.

I do think Vanessa is a beautiful girl, but Lainey's right. Once Zac "drops" her, she'll be forgotten in a heartbeat.
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She is totally forgettable, that's true.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 26, 2008 - 2:43pm.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 26, 2008 - 2:34pm.
To help snowpiece and for everyone else as well:
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lol. That was a wake me up for me. I wonder if they fought over who would wear what before they went on stage and did this gig. Love the outfits.
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Christina should hire these guys as stylists, no?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

I do think Vanessa is a beautiful girl, but Lainey's right. Once Zac "drops" her, she'll be forgotten in a heartbeat.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 26, 2008 - 2:34pm.
To help snowpiece and for everyone else as well:
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lol. That was a wake me up for me. I wonder if they fought over who would wear what before they went on stage and did this gig. Love the outfits.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 26, 2008 - 2:34pm.

To help snowpiece and for everyone else as well:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBDivsSe3k
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Yeah, babay! That's totally fun:)

It is...it's ...it's healing me. Ah...harmonies made by people! Ahhh....guitars...drums - REAL DRUMS! Ahhhhhh.........

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Snowy: Good, thanks. It's partially about him.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Hey is Rivers still all into not having fuckey times and shit, Miss Priss?

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

ok dramz. checking now. how's the little one?
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

Aw poor Vanessa! She was just tryna hide ethe bags under eyes! Meanies!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.