Reese Witherspoon Hates Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon didn't exactly become best girlfriends after shooting "Four Christmas" together. Would you expect them to? Reese is a frigid prude who never curses and Vince Vaughn is a big ball of grossness who probably farts in his hand and smells it on a regular basis.
Reese and Vince will reunite for the movie's promo tour and she's not looking forward to it. A friend of Reese's told OK! that she thinks Vince is the "biggest child she's ever met." That means a lot coming from her, because I'm sure Jakey Poo has his own all-pink playroom in her house where he stores all his Barbies and My Little Ponies.
The friend went on to say: “Promoting a movie involves long hours, and she’ll have to spend a lot of time with someone who gets under her skin. Reese is professional — she’ll grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures — but she’s not looking forward to it.”
Riddle me this, doesn't Reese always grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures? The friend forgot to say that she'll clench her vagina too. Bitch is so uptight! It probably takes her a few hours to shit, because she just can't release her ass lips. Reese just needs to smoke a bowl and relax! When Vince does something nasty like rub his boogers on her forehead, she should laugh it off and wet queef in his drink.
He would totally fart during teabagging.
Teabag the Reesebitch, Vince!
You'd be uptight too if sex with Jakey Poo is just holding hands under the covers and giggling like adolescent girls. Vince Vaughn is the polar opposite of Reese in every way, she's just jealous that this fug greasy "child" gets laid ten times more than she does just because he's a movie "star"!
Your face!
Just saw a preview for this in the theatre. His gags made me shit my legs off laughing.
Swear to ME!
Since WHEN does acting mature and your age make you an uptight prude?????
I guess we should all act like immature, classless morons and that would be acceptable...to say....50 million other morons.
Kinda like George Effing Bush and the last election.
I used to want some of Reese's pieces. Not anymore. That is not the best pic of her ever taken, that's for sure.
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Reese is a fucked up name and she needs to shave that chin!
Submitted by stake_spike on September 27, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Yes, this story's at least four months old. Whatever--so they're very different people. Reese needs to loosen up, and Vince needs to be more professional.
I like them both for different reasons. Vince used to be cute back when he was skinny, but he's still funny and oddly charming. Reese is a great actress.
Isn't this old news? There were stories months ago about how she couldn't stand him.
Now I'm not a huge Vince Vaughn fan, Swingers and Old School rocked though, but Resse comes off like a Ann Taylor wearing, Bree Van DeCamp-esque Grade A prude with a stick up her upper class ass. She should be married to a rich husband popping pills, drinking vodka for breakfast, living in Connecticut and bossing the maid around, not making another chick flick.
"Submitted by reassurance on September 26, 2008 - 7:37pm.
I wish Reese were more like Vanessa Julia Lutz in real life."
me toooooooooo!!!!!
Mrs. Voorhees, I can't believe I'm contemplating what you said. But I have to admit, I could see him being fun after 4 martinis...
"I'll try to find ya some and I'll bring 'em to ya!"
Bitch has a permanent stick up her ass,I have never liked her
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This is one uptight cunt. No Wonder Ryan dumped her ass, or was that cos she didn't have a dick.. oops! my bad, she needs to chilax.
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Reese is clearly juicing/repulsed psychologically by the obvious fantasy of riding Vince's fat, blue-veined throbber. You just know by the timbre of his voice that he's hung. Say what you want, but animal attraction is funny. This says more about her than him. Me hit it longtime.
hey k2... its prima donna not "pre-madonna"
I wish Reese were more like Vanessa Julia Lutz in real life.
I like Reese because she has talent and seems to have her priorities straight, unlike most of the other "actresses" in H-Wood. As for Vince Vaughn, IMO he looks like a fat, balding, alcoholic.
Submitted by Euphoria on September 26, 2008 - 3:56pm.
I have a close family member who is a casting director and I get to hear some juicy shit!
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Um, I think we need to exchange email addresses.
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
He looks as though he would pick his nose and wipe it on your furniture, and dare you to say something about it.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 6:51pm.
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I have a close family member who is a casting director and I get to hear some juicy shit! She worked with Doogie when he was a kid and she told us he was gay way back then. Several of my family members are used as extras when the need arises. (I have a very close young family member in the upcoming Hannah Montana movie...she's just 11 and she's already over Hannah/Miley - HA!) And I lived in the same neighborhood as Reese and she just likes her privacy, for which I can't say I blame her!
Submitted by Euphoria on September 26, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Oooooh really!?!?! That is some good dirt, right there.
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
I feel the exact same way about Vince. He's a nasty, greasy alkie-bloated mess. He's banned in every bar in Wilmington, NC because he got Steve Buscemi stabbed during a bar brawl when they were shooting Domestic Disturbance. The man is a total douchebag. He rates right up there with Johnny Knoxville (no wait, I think Johnny is more tolerable) and every one of his movies should be called Jackass! Aniston was DESPERATE to have dated this nasty man, but I don't like her so I don't care.
Is it impossible to have fun AND class??? Riddle me THAT!!!
Vince Vaughn is naseauting
I agree that this sounds like a fabricated story, but I'm going team Vince anyway. I appreciate people who don't take life so seriously.
I don't doubt for a minute this is true. Reese isn't the stuck-up type; she just likes her privacy. Vince Vaughn, however, by all accounts thinks he's still in "Swingers". He reminds me of that one guy you always see on the seedy side of Vegas talking to girls on their 21st birthday.
Okay...Snooty actress...rough around the edges actor...Forced to go on a press junket...and Reluctantly fall in love! I see a script coming on!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
When she films in Vancouver she is known for being pissy and having an "I'm better than you" cunt faced disposition, so this does not surprise in the least. if you can't have a laugh at your own expense, you probably shouldn't be in comedies.
My God. She really *is* Tracy Flick, isn't she?
Jakey Poo doesn't use Reese for sex.
Reese's job is to make him look straight.
If she can't loosen up her ass lips, what good is she to Jakey Poo.
Speaking of ballknockers, Pudge isn't one, but every time he sneezes or yawns my homicidal tendencies come rushing out.
And he nags me about turning the lights off.
"Bunny, have you ever turned off a light in your life? Well, have you?!?!?!"
Turd.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
God, she looks like an uptight bitch in that picture doesn't she?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
i hav never understood his appeal. i hated that movie swingers.
reese is hot. even if she's bitchy she has class
Reese!
Butt Secks: You need it.
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yeah reese needs to relax alittle, but i agree vince is gross...whatever hot he had has evaporated years ago...this is the dude that doesn't wash his hands after taking a piss because he feels his peen is clean from the shower he had earlier in the day...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
LMFAO!! That is some funny shit.
I like Reese but she does come off as a bit of a prude. If Vince has even half the personality in real life that he gives off in his movies, then who the hell wouldn't want to hang out with him? Aaahhh, he was probably making her the brunt of his jokes and without a personality or sense of humor, maybe she became defensive. I can't see her in a comedy anyway. She seemed to play the Legally Blond role fairly well - but how hard is it to play a stuck up and dumb pre madonna?
Reese probably wouldn't do him.;)
(hey VV has class)=)
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Reese Witherspoon looks like a straight-up BITCH.
Vince just wants to smoke weed and fuck.
I'm siding with Vince on this one. He's fat and lazy and I'd hit it.
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
On topic, even though Ryan Philippe strikes me as a whiny bitch who couldn't handle an A-list wife, I pity the bastard for having to put up with her frigid looking ass.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Well then I hope Vince makes her miserable during the promotional crap. bitch
Submitted by The C word on September 26, 2008 - 3:06pm.
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I wish I was kidding. And then he tries to blame me: "but you look EVERY TIME!"
Yeah, because I see movement out of the corner of my eye and look toward it. It's called peripheral vision. Unfortunately for me, your sticky ballsack issues happen to be in mine.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Reese has always looked like a major stuck up bitch to me. She's the cunt in high school who thinks she is better than everyone, etc.
She needs to get over herself and realize that she gets paid (luckily) obscene amounts of money for playing all day and then more money to go to parties after she plays all day. Bitch needs to come down a few million notches. I wish someone would smack the shit out of her.
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lmao at ball knockers!
Kelley B did he smell bad?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 26, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Maybe that's why my husband likes him so much. Maybe ballknockers can smell their own kind.
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LMAO at 'ballknockers'!
"Honey, I learned a new word today...!"
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
I met him. He was annoying and big. I would feel exactly the same way.
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Seriously.
No joke Miss Priss.
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Submitted by The C word on September 26, 2008 - 2:55pm.
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Maybe that's why my husband likes him so much. Maybe ballknockers can smell their own kind.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
She is deeply annoying and seems so coddled by life in general that I'd like to drive a nail through her head, but I will admit that her character Vanessa Lutz in "Freeway" ("Whattarya goin' do?! Fuck me when I'm dead?!") is one of my favorites and she did deserve praise for the part. Still, I think in actuality she's a lot closer to in spirit to her hall moniter "Election" character.
It's hard to believe there was a time when Vince was actually nice-looking and considered the next big thing (yes, the gay serial killer Lester The Molester from "Clay Pidgeons" is a mad brilliant turn). He's aged about thirty years in the last ten and now just seems to sleepwalk through parts in which he plays thinly-veiled cover-ups of himself: an oversexed and over-the-hill party boy on the skids.
Lolo
are you serious about the Reese story?!
What a mega bitch
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I like her and, actually, I like him too. Separately, I guess. Why is it always the woman's fault. He does seem more than a bit out there while she seems mature. Hmmm, a man who gets under her skin for long hours? I'm married to one of those:(