She's Still Jenny From The Block
Devoted mother and champion athlete JLo and Skeletor arrived to a Dolce & Gabbana party in Milan in a golden fucking carriage pulled by four white horses. They look like the tackiest vampires in Transylvania. Wait. Is there such a thing as a vampire with a big fat ass?
Other guests at the party also arrived by horse and carriage, but you know JLo made sure she picked out her carriage first. Those poor horses probably got the runs when they saw JLo and her life-support-needing husband.
I like JLo's veil, but you know what would have made it even better? If it was a few inches longer and made out of a paper bag.
Here's more of JLo wearing one of Liberace's old nightgowns last night. Matthew McConaughey was also at the party. It looks like he's been taking beauty tips from Zac Efron and Xtina.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 26, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Off Topic...What time does the debate start PST?
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I believe it's at poo o'clock!
*Breathing sigh of relief that the Horses of the Apocalypse are supposed to be 4 different colors*
She's gonna give the late Leona Helmsley some competition (personality wise) as she gets older. Oh, wait..JLard's already there.
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It's 4:20 ovah heah!!!
♪♫So let's get to the point, let's smoke another joint and let's head down the road there's some place I have to go...you don't know what it feels to be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee♪♫
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
Off Topic...What time does the debate start PST?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 4:52pm.
@Kizzy...
Whoa!!! Now that one is beyoootiful, just how I loves my Brad, young, hot, with long hair.
**back of hand to forehead, swooning
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Drive by....
It still surprises me when I see how small J.Lo's calves are....one of my BFF's body's is just like hers. Big ass and thighs, then very slender lower leg....
she is such a fucking bitch. I'll bet those babies have been held by her a total of 10 times since their birth- and only because there were cameras around!
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Oh, J. Ho. When will you ever learn. You're 40 (or close to it, I dunno her age). You're not a sexy, fresh little 20 year old or even 30 year old anymore. Stop making sexy myspace faces and grow up!
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Submitted by CTH on September 26, 2008 - 4:49pm.
She has shiny anus lips too, omg, grossness.
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Yeah, a proctologist wet dream..right there!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
CTH, got your sofa batteries ready? HAHAHAHAHA
OnT: Can you imagine the toxic fumes that must emit from an ass that big? I'd love to see her and KimK get into a fart contest. Yeah, I'm freaky that way, I want to see how far they could go before one of them combusted.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
She has shiny anus lips too, omg, grossness.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Ms priss & LCT I wonder if she's going the edwina monsoon route and having saggy titted hippies breast feed them. Or better yet, maybe some of her hired help. snicker. maybe the help will b-feed them on the sly and transmit illegal immigrant skills to the kiddies.
I kinda assumed she wasn't feeding them, but am ignorant on the topic and it's related breast sizes.
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Awwww, Mrs. K!!!! MWAH!!! xxyxz, LoLo, the most beloved of all the beautiful dlisted are here!!! GROUP HUGS!!!
I wonder if JLo would get pissed if someone asked her how many Skeletors are in her closet?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh, JLo, when are you going to realize they're younger and hotter girls than you and the people have moved on? I mean, you still have a big ass and all but yours is closer to your knees and that's just not attractive. You're a has been, last night's tampon, if you will. Go back to your cave and please don't "grace" us with your presence anymore.
I think it is amazing that that JLo and Skeletor have lasted this long. How can anyone else fit into all those mansions when her ego (and her ass) is so huge?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
My mailman has pants like Marc Anthony's.
Kizzy in da house!
Show some respek!
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
xxyxz
Good weekend babe!!
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
*does BOOT MOVES longtime*
I like JLo's veil, but you know what would have made it even better? If it was a few inches longer and made out of a paper bag.
LMFAO MK, wicked , nice zinger there!
Kizzaayyyy!!!!
time to do the boot moves everyone!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Oh fuck I just clicked on the face shot of her. What the hell did she to do her face? She looks like Donatella!!
SAAAAANDBIIIIIITCH!!!!!!! OMG That is the most adorable avie!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Wow, you're fast!!!
OnT: I bet JLo totally 'covered wagons' Skeletor.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Socky, postmen definitely have those stripes on their pants, but the idea of Marc Anthony being a door man is so much more pleasing to me.
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Okay..then I want him as a postman who sings when he delivers the mail on our block. And he is singing all of JLo's songs, not his! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Loloooooo timmmesssss! SMOOOOOCH
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 4:40pm.
HAHAHAHAHAH Ooops, too late! No wonder she's sucking in her gut, she's holding her breath!!!
Confucius say man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
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Forget about foot-in-mouth disease, I'm going to get poo-in-mouth disease!
I call dick in mouth
that is all
mmmmmmm, let me bask in the warmth of all this hate. It really is the only thing that brings all us dlisters together. Thanks.
Submitted by Hekki on September 26, 2008 - 1:23pm.
She looks pretty there, though. Her legs are great.
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yeah but just from the knees down. Those thighes are true pulkies.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
KIZZZZZZAAAAAAAYAAAAAAHA!
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 4:40pm.
HAHAHAHAHAH Ooops, too late! No wonder she's sucking in her gut, she's holding her breath!!!
Confucius say man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
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Forget about foot-in-mouth disease, I'm going to get poo-in-mouth disease!
Im out too!
Have a nice something something in a certain time frame or something like that.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
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~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by LoLo on September 26, 2008 - 4:40pm.
What would comingback say about these photos?
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YALL AND YOUR GREEN BEANS CAN EAT TOILET BATS OK WOW
She's been a Diva for a long time and now she's made him one too.
Bye xxyxzabcdqjkopl I heart you!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 4:36pm
HAHAHAHAHAH Ooops, too late! No wonder she's sucking in her gut, she's holding her breath!!!
Confucius say man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
What would comingback say about these photos?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Socky, postmen definitely have those stripes on their pants, but the idea of Marc Anthony being a door man is so much more pleasing to me.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Miss Priss
LCT
Have a good week-end silly whores
I heard her breasts dispense spicy Picante sauce.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
TITS
I doubt JHo breastfeeds
That's too...poor for her
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Her breasts look tiny. She just had 2 babies. If she were breast feeding wouldn't they be MUCH bigger?
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JLo breastfeed? That's like saying Christina Aquilera buys bras the right size. NOOOOOOOT going to happen.
KizzY
nice to see you whore! I missed you
KIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YES!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Did no one bother telling her, if you catch something that big in a net, you're supposed to kill it before you bring it back to shore?
Happy Friday assorted sluuuutz n hoooorz!!!
Also: is it just me, or does Marc Anthony look like he's holding in a really big fart?
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I don't think he's holding it in anymore, hence why the coattail of his jacket is billowing out. He let it riiiiip.
Her breasts look tiny. She just had 2 babies. If she were breast feeding wouldn't they be MUCH bigger?
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
she is seriously trying to become a royalty. Jenny from the Block, Yay yay yay yay Jenny from the Block.Block my azz. not from the block she has been around the block more than a few times. Too bad at midnight carriage will not turn into pumpkin.
Submitted by speakit on September 27, 2008 - 6:22am.
Ya know after christmas, when you take the tinsel off of the tree, and all the glittery pretty wrapping all wadded up, and throw it in the trash? Then you look at it and think, "wow, so much pretty being wasted sitting on top of disgusting filth."
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That's deep speakit, deep.
I hoard all glittery sparkly items. I must have been a magpie in a previous existence.
Did no one bother telling her, if you catch something that big in a net, you're supposed to kill it before you bring it back to shore?
Happy Friday assorted sluuuutz n hoooorz!!!
Also: is it just me, or does Marc Anthony look like he's holding in a really big fart?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I mean, his girlfriend ... I can't keep track of these celebrities and their relationships anymore.