She's Still Jenny From The Block
Devoted mother and champion athlete JLo and Skeletor arrived to a Dolce & Gabbana party in Milan in a golden fucking carriage pulled by four white horses. They look like the tackiest vampires in Transylvania. Wait. Is there such a thing as a vampire with a big fat ass?
Other guests at the party also arrived by horse and carriage, but you know JLo made sure she picked out her carriage first. Those poor horses probably got the runs when they saw JLo and her life-support-needing husband.
I like JLo's veil, but you know what would have made it even better? If it was a few inches longer and made out of a paper bag.
Here's more of JLo wearing one of Liberace's old nightgowns last night. Matthew McConaughey was also at the party. It looks like he's been taking beauty tips from Zac Efron and Xtina.
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McConaughey and his lady are a cute couple.
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NICE! As the markets try not to crash, it is good to see that ass, wasting cash.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELVES HOLLYWOOD!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
P.S. That dress and that hat belong on my 92 year old grandmother, not on you. Dumbass.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
ugh...jlo and marc are not vampires...they're ghouls...vampires are sexy and these two certainly are not that...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
OMGGG I HATE Jello!
I hate that pout of hers, I hate that mosquitoe net on her stupid head, I hate that she thinks she's royalty(bwhahah), I hate her big ol' ass and her bony ass husband, I hate her!!!!
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
and no LCT, it isnt possible to be more ridiculous. but if it were, i bet diddy could do it!
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
OMG, I thought these were wax statues!!
Hey JLo, guess what.
You can arrive in a 24k gold carriage pulled by twentyfive horses and wear a dress of pure diamonds... but you're still an irrelevant whore.
Kthx.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
I like JLo's veil, but you know what would have made it even better? If it was a few inches longer and made out of a paper bag.
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lmfao MK is the funniest man alive! hes like robin williams circa 1985 funny! im totally giving away my age by saying i remember when robin williams used to be funny...
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Could anyone be any more ridiculous? Having twins literally made her ego visibly quadruple in size. She needs to get oooovveeerrrr herself.