Iggy Pop Is Wearing Crocs.....
The Crocs epidemic is worse than I thought. This is hard for me to type, but Iggy Pop is wearing Cr...Cro...CROCS! NOOOOO! I would share a breast milk ice cream cone with Iggy, so that's why this is especially hard for me. I don't care if they feel like you're walking on hundreds of Wonder Bread slices, it's not worth it!!!
If you're laughing at the fact that only one of Iggy's Crocs has a wedge heel, then you're a cold hearted snake (look into his eyes), because one of his legs is longer than the other and he recently injured it in a show. And yes, I laughed at first too, so I'll meet you in the snake den.
Here's Iggy breaking my cold heart by wearing Crocs in Cannes, France. Don't ask me who his lady friend is, but she looks like she just got off of the (NSFW) Bang Bus.
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Submitted by kiwikim on September 27, 2008 - 2:09am.
Kim, it was Real Wild Child. I think he's back on the drugs, why else would he be seen in these?
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Thumb #2 is my favourite. The "girl" is so happy to be photographed by paps and Ig's got this look of pure disgust on his face.
Looks like we could have another George Clooney "it girl" on our hands. Hope she knows how to dig gold better and won't disappoint MK.
Submitted by arrgh on September 27, 2008 - 12:50am.
I know its probably been said, but..that can't be a woman.
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Was iggy the one that sang about taking "a walk on the wild side"? He used to wear eye liner and the tightest leather pants. Crocs are so not him. He's looking more like the guy from Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Submitted by TITS on September 27, 2008 - 1:56am.
LMFAO!!!!!!!
I know what you mean. It's like AB FAB. The more you watch it it more you see. And the jokes are so quick and packed together that you need a second or third watch to pick them all up. Making wine and Big and Beardy are my favourites.
Edit, not a bookstore - shoes, clothes, housewares. But anyone in retail wants to secretly be Bernard.
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"If you live in a council flat"... "beside a river"... "but are not blind"... WHAT? WHAT?! "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name? I just knew her as Ma! Ma! That'll have to do. Ma... possibly deceased.
Weird thing about bb is I never laugh the first time I see watch it. I just sit there stunned. There's so much to savour. It's not until the 3rd or 4th viewing that i start crying.
I find fran fascinating - her face, her colouring - very interesting to look at. And a great laugh. But really what right thinking person isn't in love with bernard??
You didn't work in a bookstore did you?
~~ I see intelligent, attractive, charming people who smoke and drink all the time and never get sick or die. Or bore the bollocks off their friends. - Bernard L Black
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Sorry, angel_i. Those disgusting words weren't for your ears. Hehe.
How are you sugarplum?
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Submitted by TITS on September 27, 2008 - 1:34am.
RE: Rainbow poop. Its just my sweet, innocent and kittenlike nature, I guess.
Sorry it took so long to respond, watch watching PDiddy cartoon porn.
On Bernard: I could f**ck that hot f**cking slut 6 ways from Sunday.
Bernard: You'll love it. It'll make you laugh. It'll make you cry. *Door slam*
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@TITS: y thank u!!! There is actually an Ask a Chola. But I really don't think she's any kinda real chola. She's on the net! ;p All those bitches and some DListed bitches taught me ALLS about them Chola gurls:)
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I love your icon - I have a black cat, and he sure doesn't poop rainbows, what's your secret? (he does vomit in the litter box, so maybe I shouldn't complain)
"Get out all you time wasting bastards" sends me to the floor laughing. You having worked in retail must have been in paroxysms when he slapped the post it note to his head 'on phone'.
I love passing the dvd's onto people here - many haven't seen it, and it makes me a hero.
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Me LOVES Black Books. I think I have a crush on Bernard. I used to work in retail and watching this show was like therapy 'cause he does all the things to customers I wish I could have.
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Submitted by arrgh on September 26, 2008 - 10:50pm.
I know its probably been said, but..that can't be a woman.
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Previous posters said s/he isn't. The neck speaks and says that to be true.
~~ What was going through your brain when you thought, yeah I'll buy a wicker toilet? - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 11:02pm.
I'll go you one better! I installed a flash converter...so I could fix up this!:
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
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My mouth is open and gasping!!
You did bad bad things to that poor baby LOL.
And Diana Ross - it seems so obvious now.
Something very heinous about blonde cholas - takes it to a whole new level doesn't it.
Your transformations are perfect. Not jarring and in line with the beat.
Tell me there really is a magazine 'ask a chola'. Is it like dear abby?
Very well done!
~~ What was going through your brain when you thought, yeah I'll buy a wicker toilet? - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 8:34pm.
That reminds me of this boy in grade school I had a crush on. We rode the same bus home and walked the same path from the bus stop. One day, as we were walking, with each step he farted and a ball turd rolled out of the leg of his pants. He did it like 4 times in a row. I don't even think he noticed. That's when I learned, sometimes boys are gross
OK...Hands down, THE funniest thing I have heard all night..what can I say I love potty humor!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 27, 2008 - 12:57am.
I totally get that ♥
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For some reason I always thought Iggy Pop was British.
Nona's dad?
Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 7:02pm.
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I'll go you one better! I installed a flash converter...so I could fix up this!:
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
PS Thanks for that link - it was such a nice break after that crazy harmonica I am never gonna get out of my head now!
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on September 26, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Love the pic of them on the park bench. I like how he slyly chose to keep the platform croc on his foot even though he'd slipped the other one off. That way his tiny little leg isn't left flapping in the breeze... smart move.
Hey, if he walks around barefoot, does he find himself walking in circles?
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Thanks Jan, that gave me a good chuckle!!! I'm goin to hell in a handbasket for laughing at that..or at least thats what my mother would say.
At least am happy that Iggy has a dog.....
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I know its probably been said, but..that can't be a woman.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 27, 2008 - 12:09am.
stripping? she should be a pro wrestler or a Kardashian.
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I can't believe he is wearing a lifted croc. They are fugly to begin with, but that makes me kind of want to rip my eyes out! The whole picture of him with the crocs and her with the white tight-ass jeans is just wrong for some reason.
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she's probably a model/ho; your typical musician arm candy
Submitted by kiwikim on September 26, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Hahahhaa! yur funny! yes, i've heard the croc/ escalator warnings
I thought Iggy was sort of a rocker...what's up with his ghetto girlfriend who looks like she should be stripping?
The best part is that escalators process children in the same way that spaghetti makers process flour and water...it moves them through the little grooves and they come out the other end in nice long even pieces. Hang them up to dry and voila-delicious noodles for satan in the escalator underworld.
toadly off topic:
PETA should watch videos on how animals will rip each other to bloody shreds.
And they should also watch videos of dogs eating their newborn puppies alive. this happens everyday.
some people just don't get out of their townhouses too often. we're all animals.
rant over
It's true...little children get their little crocs treds stuck in the grooves in escalators and get maimed and pulled into the underworld that is beneath all escalators. I used to think that crocs were for lazy parents that didn't want to bother with teaching their kids anything, much less how to tie their shoes. But then a cool soon to be not mother filled me in on the secret.
Iggy is geriatric age. Let's let that sink in and process.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 26, 2008 - 10:53pm.
These shoes are good for two things-working in the garden and killing little children on escalators. That is why they must be worshipped.
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These shoes are good for two things-working in the garden and killing little children on escalators. That is why they must be worshipped.
Crocs just closed one of their factories. It won't be a fad for long. Dumb white people from Boulder Colorado-the only city in the world that has managed to turn UPS brown into a fashion statement for lesbians-are not capable of creating fashion. Boulderites should be locked in their bubble and not let out to wander with the rest of us who know how to dress in something other than fleece and understand that rubber is for the peen-not the feet.
I want to like crocs. they look comfortable (but ugly). butt my experience was similar to starsign's:
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Anyway, the crocs felt horrible on my feet! They had those hard little bumps on the innersoles. I know the bumps are supposed to massage your foot, etc. But they hurt my feet. How do people get used to wearing them?
Evenin' hos - the debate, blah, not so helpful
OT: Iggy looks like an uncircumsized cock to me, which is somewhat grimey. not helped by wedgy crocs
Iggy Pop = Icky Poop. Crocs or no crocs.
I fucking hateeeeeeeee crocs. I cannot believe how many people are wearing them, whyyyyyyyyy?
I was shoe shopping the other day and I actually tried a pair of crocs on. I tried them on while I was waiting for the shop assistant to get me some shoes. Anyway, the crocs felt horrible on my feet! They had those hard little bumps on the innersoles. I know the bumps are supposed to massage your foot, etc. But they hurt my feet. How do people get used to wearing them?
Iggy is cool!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 26, 2008 - 8:44pm.
The worst is the clown porn where Bozo pulls out and sprays confetti all over the place!
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A little song... a little dance...
~~ What was going through your brain when you thought, yeah I'll buy a wicker toilet? - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 26, 2008 - 8:41pm.
TITS
I agree. Porn sucks nowadays. It doesn't turn me on at all.
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Even the written porn is getting nasty. I used to like literotica.com a lot, but not so much now. Frankly my own imagination and fantasies are better.
And yes, they're real.
~~ What was going through your brain when you thought, yeah I'll buy a wicker toilet? - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 10:14pm.
The worst is the clown porn where Bozo pulls out and sprays confetti all over the place!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Heikki I agree with the mean spirited bit. I think that is because they don't make love. It's merely people using their partner as a masturbatory aid. There are no genuine feelings, reactions or facial expressions at all. Nothing is honest.
And don't even get me started on the verbalizing!!!
oy!
~~ What was going through your brain when you thought, yeah I'll buy a wicker toilet? - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
TITS
I agree. Porn sucks nowadays. It doesn't turn me on at all. Plus I hate fake titties
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I do not watch porn. The few times I have seen it, I did not find it at all arousing. I have no personal objection to it or anything, it just doesn't do anything for me.
Now, doing the acts found IN porn is a different story. Speakit is a lady, but when one on one, she likes to get her freak on. We were designed to like it and I do. TMI?
Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 6:14pm.
I've seen dogs rutting that was more erotic than the graphic formulaic shit that passes for pornography these days.
At least dogs sniff each other before they start fucking.
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Hahahahahha, YES!! You've managed to succinctly summarize what I find really weird about (most) porn these days. Lazy blowjob, position one, position two, face shot and obligatory half-smile and lick of the lips. YAWN. And the "edgy" stuff only conjures disturbing premonitions of prolapsed rectums...
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TITS: I know. Porn is bad now. The thing that really upsets me is that it seems really mean-spirited. Not exactly what I mean, but I can't put my finger on it. Just mean. Like no one is really getting pleasure from it.
I don't get hungry watching people cook bad food and I don't get horny watching people have bad sex.
My ex-BF used to have some old 70s porn. With lots of body hair and stuff. It seemed like the people were pretty into it and it was often funny; human and dirty and usually there was some substance to it. There was some faking, but I think there was some real good stuff, too.
Submitted by Hekki on September 26, 2008 - 8:44pm.
speakit: Is that true? For real?
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Yes! It was like third grade.
Okay whoever posted the little girl singing link, I can't even remember now, that got me watching video after video from the suggested videos.
So damn you! nooo just kidding but I'm video'd out now. I ended with Charice Pempengco (sp?). Damn, that child can sing.
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 26, 2008 - 7:32pm.
The Bang Bus is really NSFW people!!! lol
Damn those bitches take shots to the face like it's nothing...at least the dudes wear condoms, so it's educational I guess
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I've seen dogs rutting that was more erotic than the graphic formulaic shit that passes for pornography these days.
At least dogs sniff each other before they start fucking.
Porn these days is just awful and getting worse. It's like they consult a checklist as their filming to make sure every trite and tired position/pose/act gets in each 4 min film.
What the hell happened to foreplay?
~~ What was going through your brain when you thought, yeah I'll buy a wicker toilet? - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
I like Iggy.
"Make it sound more like Iggy! Make it SOUND MORE LIKE IGGY!!!!!!!" -- Angie Marr, 1982, Manchester, UK
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Why do I keep continuing to click on things in here? Why?!
Angel!!! You're getting thanks on the youtube site for lean like a chola!
Does this mean you're viral?
:D most excellent. (keanu reeves vid on cbc retro, swry)
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LCT I was hoping for barry manilow or some such, but then I saw the puffed out chest and the short neck with the head thrown back.
blech, and plonky. :D
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That's disrespectful mk she doesn't look anything like the bus girls. She's pretty and the old fart should be lucky to walk around with her.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.