Friday, September 26th 2008

Iggy Pop Is Wearing Crocs.....

The Crocs epidemic is worse than I thought. This is hard for me to type, but Iggy Pop is wearing Cr...Cro...CROCS! NOOOOO! I would share a breast milk ice cream cone with Iggy, so that's why this is especially hard for me. I don't care if they feel like you're walking on hundreds of Wonder Bread slices, it's not worth it!!!

If you're laughing at the fact that only one of Iggy's Crocs has a wedge heel, then you're a cold hearted snake (look into his eyes), because one of his legs is longer than the other and he recently injured it in a show. And yes, I laughed at first too, so I'll meet you in the snake den.

Here's Iggy breaking my cold heart by wearing Crocs in Cannes, France. Don't ask me who his lady friend is, but she looks like she just got off of the (NSFW) Bang Bus.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 9:04pm.

LCT is that Don Fucking Cherry in your icon?

If so I'm going to have to adblock that bitch.
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Who else would wear a suit that pink?

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Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 7:02pm.

whoa. i haven't heard that song for eons - the 4 non-b one.

I see your link and I raise you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdNGgJLlbgs&feature=related

ps gotta around to installing pshop and can't remember what I wanted to do with it!

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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The Bang Bus is really NSFW people!!! lol

Damn those bitches take shots to the face like it's nothing...at least the dudes wear condoms, so it's educational I guess

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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~

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Love the pic of them on the park bench. I like how he slyly chose to keep the platform croc on his foot even though he'd slipped the other one off. That way his tiny little leg isn't left flapping in the breeze... smart move.

Hey, if he walks around barefoot, does he find himself walking in circles?

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Crocs in Cannes? Mon Dieu! Incroyable!

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Hey hors!

Happy Friday Night!

Hate Crocs!!

OT: Anybody watching the debate???

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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~

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Shut up about Crocs, MK! They're a walking massage. Sure, I'm not going to wear them when I plan to look prettiful, but for grocery shopping? Hells yes.

I bet you secretly own a pair.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 9:05pm.

That's exactly what I needed Angel - DAYUM! a hit of LEAN LIKE A CHOLA!

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ha! I haven't watched that for ages...it's pretty good, innit? I might redo it for fun:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

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Iggy can wear anything he fucking wants to wear, (or nothing at all), and he's fine with me.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by Anonymouse73: "Mawy> I call shenanigans on Bang Bus. Why? Because it seems a little suspect to me that all those girls just happen to be completely waxed."
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O yeah...you can trace that shit right back to Ed's Dirty Debutantes. The idea is that these girls are just wanting to break into porn. They're like America's Next Top Porn Star...

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

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That's exactly what I needed Angel - DAYUM! a hit of LEAN LIKE A CHOLA!

TITS's picture

LCT is that Don Fucking Cherry in your icon?

If so I'm going to have to adblock that bitch.

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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And to catch up!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6TA

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

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These are my girl power girls!

Late in coming I know but I been mommin'!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbu7NjUDYHk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNgLFL8hqmI&feature=related

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:51pm.

Sandbitch this one melts my rotten ovaries:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWNoiVrJDsE

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That actually made a dried up old bitch cry. I didn't think I had the hormones left in me.
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Got a little choked up here too. What a voice. Usually hate these types of shows but that was outstanding.

Did she win, or least get to perform for the queen?

edit - 29 MILLION VIEWS? wowsers.

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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That reminds me of this friend I had. We were about 8 years old at the time and waiting for a bus. A puddle mysteriously developed beneath her. I said "Mandy, did you just wee yerself?" She just said "yes" and then got on the bus.

30 years further on we make contact via the intynet and the first thing I ask her is "do you remember pissing yer dirty self at the bus stop?"

OMFG she says back....

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who the hell wears this shit?
I guess Iggy pop and every other celeb out there.. they are gross... brink back hooker shoes!

http://www.aamyko.com

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 6:13pm.

Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 8:10pm.

For all the canadians here - Iggy being interviewed by Gzowski http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8In-2HE90c
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That was the most cracked out interview I have ever seen. I like how everyone was laughing until they realized he was being serious.
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The ending was priceless.
you don't have to call me sir
i know i don't, i forgot your name.

damn he was gorgeous eh? Iggy, not gz.

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard L Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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Submitted by Anonymouse73: "Mawy> I call shenanigans on Bang Bus. Why? Because it seems a little suspect to me that all those girls just happen to be completely waxed."

I totally agree. Same with "Girls Gone Wild". How is it that most of those girls are really cute and totally perfectly waxed and shaved and made up. Their makeup is always natural and more like the "girl next door" than really slutty. I SWEAR they are in full body makeup, too. Not a one has pimples or scars. At least not the ones in the infomercials I have to wake up to at 4:30 am.

If you are really getting random girls in clubs and college campuses, you're bound to run into a few with cellulite or tramp stamps or zits or scars. The GGG girls are all cookie-cutter.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 27, 2008 - 10:39am.

Sandbitch this one melts my rotten ovaries:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWNoiVrJDsE

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That actually made a dried up old bitch cry. I didn't think I had the hormones left in me.

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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 8:41pm.

@LCT I promise, it really happened. I joke around being silly but that is a true story. what's even crazier is I still had a crush on him after that. *shrugs*
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You must have some sort of weird poo fetish. Poo lover. Welcome!

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speakit: Is that true? For real?

Okay, that reminds me of a story of my old roommate. One night we were out drinking and when we got back, she went to the bathroom and came out all confused and she's like "Hekki, where's my pad?" I'm all "Wha??" She was having her period and used sanitary napkins (I know; EWWWW!) and was 100% sure she had put one in her panties at the beginning of the night but it wasn't there anymore. She was sure she had it on the last time she went to the bathroom. Best we could figure, it fell out of her underwear (this was before "wings") and onto the ground somehwere.

Not as gross as your story, but it still makes me laugh. In fact, I think I have to e-mail her now and remind her.

AH HA HA HA!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 6:27pm.

Can you get the pepperoni for the pizza too? All our shit's still recalled.
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NO. really? oh gwan. really? no pep on pizzas. hadn't heard that was part of the problem.

This is serious.

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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@LCT I promise, it really happened. I joke around being silly but that is a true story. what's even crazier is I still had a crush on him after that. *shrugs*

@sandbitch

I sing that song sometimes when I'm cleaning, along with 2546541321 songs from musicals.

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Sandbitch this one melts my rotten ovaries:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWNoiVrJDsE

kat's picture

gross.
her not him.

roxie's picture

aww, no rundown on the live debate

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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 8:34pm.

That reminds me of this boy in grade school I had a crush on. We rode the same bus home and walked the same path from the bus stop. One day, as we were walking, with each step he farted and a ball turd rolled out of the leg of his pants. He did it like 4 times in a row. I don't even think he noticed. That's when I learned, sometimes boys are gross.
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Ho. Lee. Shit.
I can't believe this actually happened.
When it finally sinks in, I'll be shitting my legs off.
Wow.

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Submitted by gyeah on September 27, 2008 - 10:14am.

edit: sandbitch your avatars melt my shit

thankya thankya

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVylexEGY-A&feature=related

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 8:31pm.

I think a premature birth would be a shart.

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HA!

That reminds me of this boy in grade school I had a crush on. We rode the same bus home and walked the same path from the bus stop. One day, as we were walking, with each step he farted and a ball turd rolled out of the leg of his pants. He did it like 4 times in a row. I don't even think he noticed. That's when I learned, sometimes boys are gross.

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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 8:23pm.

so if you have diarrhea, is that like a premature birth? Do you just let it air out until it hardens into a poo baby?
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I think a premature birth would be a shart.

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Sure
pepporoni coming up.. mushrooms too.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 8:26pm.

Speakit
no, that's a misscarrage.
Okay, LCT, sounds good to me.
going to buy bacon.
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Can you get the pepperoni for the pizza too? All our shit's still recalled.

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Speakit
no, that's a misscarrage.
Okay, LCT, sounds good to me.
going to buy bacon.

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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"

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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 8:23pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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so if you have diarrhea, is that like a premature birth? Do you just let it air out until it hardens into a poo baby?
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I think that's been established as a miscarriage.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 8:21pm.

LCT
no, it is a cheeseburger poo baby, it is!
on topic, it's more valuable than a pair of crocs

for saturday, how bout a pizza baby? I'm down for it.
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YES! And Sunday, I think we should try for a bacon and eggs baby.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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so if you have diarrhea, is that like a premature birth? Do you just let it air out until it hardens into a poo baby?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 7:13pm

Dude, he looks like Robert Downey Jr.!!!

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Love me or hate me
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And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

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LCT
no, it is a cheeseburger poo baby, it is!
on topic, it's more valuable than a pair of crocs

for saturday, how bout a pizza baby? I'm down for it.

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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 8:11pm.

no corned beef. this one is strictly a cheeseburger child. sorry.
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*Tear* I didn't want to get my hopes up but I wanted a cheeseburger poo baby! Let's make another one!

Those pants are so tight you can see her legs don't have any curve at the knee nor at her calf...tree trunks

I too started giggling at the sight of his platform croc...

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Holy SHIT! that is why Iggy Pop was always standing crooked in all these photos, i always thought it was rock star posering but no, it's because HE GOT A SHORTER LEG!!!!! omg..the skies have parted, the angels sang, i laughed like a lunatic.

edit: sandbitch your avatars melt my shit

edit2: re: Iggy and lady friend, they may fuck 8 times an hour and he may have had picked her up in a Thailand slum a billion years ago, but that to me still looks like a business arrangement.

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Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 8:10pm.

For all the canadians here - Iggy being interviewed by Gzowski http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8In-2HE90c
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That was the most cracked out interview I have ever seen. I like how everyone was laughing until they realized he was being serious.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 7:01pm.

no corned beef. this one is strictly a cheeseburger child. sorry.

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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"

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Submitted by Pamela on September 26, 2008 - 5:38pm.

The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" was invented to describe Iggy Pop. That guy looks like one huge heroin vein.
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He's amazing in concert - a total animal. Saw him a few times in the mid 90's. Plus the guy is like 60 or something now. Looking pretty damned good i'd say.

For all the canadians here - Iggy being interviewed by Gzowski http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8In-2HE90c

Funny David Steinberg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so6oENNmdYQ

some good stuff by cbc retro!

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

totally laughing at the custom made platform croc

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That 5th thumbnail is hilarious. Very dainty, Iggy!

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TITS! I posted a link to that Peggy Lee song the other day...except it was the Bette Midler version.

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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 5:33pm.

@TITS those little girls in the vid are soooo cute!
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Weren't they? Loved the white gloves. Sad that's the only version I could find though.

Love peggy lee. This song is responsible for giving me an attitude as a teenager. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9kKf7SHco

Nice to hear a singer that isn't synthesized and doesn't over emote.

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 7:59pm.

play do turd times, LCT you are a marketing genuis, in addition to being poo baby whore.
gotta love you.
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WHat's this one? Is it a corned beef baby? Do you know yet?