Iggy Pop Is Wearing Crocs.....
The Crocs epidemic is worse than I thought. This is hard for me to type, but Iggy Pop is wearing Cr...Cro...CROCS! NOOOOO! I would share a breast milk ice cream cone with Iggy, so that's why this is especially hard for me. I don't care if they feel like you're walking on hundreds of Wonder Bread slices, it's not worth it!!!
If you're laughing at the fact that only one of Iggy's Crocs has a wedge heel, then you're a cold hearted snake (look into his eyes), because one of his legs is longer than the other and he recently injured it in a show. And yes, I laughed at first too, so I'll meet you in the snake den.
Here's Iggy breaking my cold heart by wearing Crocs in Cannes, France. Don't ask me who his lady friend is, but she looks like she just got off of the (NSFW) Bang Bus.
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I saw that lady in orange buying lottery scratchers and a carton of Virginia Slims at a Food & Fuel in Reno last night.
Submitted by luckycharms on September 26, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Are you female? My mom passed away at 31 from cirrhosis of the liver from alcohol abuse. I started drinking at the same age as her (14) and I went to the doc of few years ago to talk to him about my concerns about what I may have done to my body. He said some females just can't handle the heavy drinking and it really takes a toll on their bodies. Turns out it's genetic as well. I am sure those dudes have some major scarring but maybe it happened years later. Or, I am almost positive the members of Zeppelin made a deal with the devil.
play do turd times, LCT you are a marketing genuis, in addition to being poo baby whore.
gotta love you.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by TITS on September 27, 2008 - 9:25am.
Mrs K & Sandbitch,
So I'm not just a little bit wrong, but totally wrong. shit, not again.
All these years I thought he was saying cantina. Well fuck.
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Dontcha hate it when you find out you been singing the wrong lyrics for years.
I remember singing "I believe in MILKO" to Hot Chocolate "You Sexy Thing"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6QsIL_CXCM&feature=related
Jukebox Friday
Just a little bit of angst for the brew.
Marianne Faithfull ~ Why d'ya do it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH6bAMKA5fU
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Chia turd crocs??
I like! just in time for Christmas marketing, let's get on this.
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Hmm.... well, we could make them sort oflike those old PLayDoh hair salons where you filled the thing's head full of playdoh and stuck it on a thing and it would shoot out as hair.. so we could perhaps fashion a boot that, when stuck in the opening of the croc (which would imitate a boot going up someone's asshole into turds), it would shoot out.
everytime I see a girl in tight white pants I always hope that she starts her period while wearing them, and that she has a heavy flow.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 26, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 27, 2008 - 12:03am.
Hey girl, how've you been? (sorry I iz so late)
Xtina's looking good, the pink lipstick is a bit bright, but her hair was fantastic.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
She(?) was brave to wear white pants. You can barely see the tuck. Nice.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Chia turd crocs??
I like! just in time for Christmas marketing, let's get on this.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Orthopedic Crocs? Is that like an oxymoron or something?
Why is it people like him, Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, etc., will live to be 100 after a lifetime of extreme alcohol and herion use, and I end up with liver damage from alcohol alone at only 39? It's not fair, these guys have made a deal with the devil, I'm convinced of that.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Turds
which is what I think of crocs, plus, it's poo worthy. poo.
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If you put turds IN Crocs and squished it out, it would look like it was growing hair.
The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" was invented to describe Iggy Pop. That guy looks like one huge heroin vein.
@Speakit
I once sang "I will survive" in a karaoke bar...not good.
Have you seen this version of it from Priscilla Queen of the Desert? It's one of my absolute absolute faves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7t9vP9SVwc
Turds
which is what I think of crocs, plus, it's poo worthy. poo.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
@TITS those little girls in the vid are soooo cute!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 26, 2008 - 7:27pm.
tangy butt nuts
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globby taint cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEjZZmOOi-0
actually, this one better represents my type of girl power. :)
edit cuz of wrong link
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 7:24pm.
LMAO! I wonder if she had a little mini pick she kept in her panties.
That song totally makes me office chair dance.
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I bet she totally did, and she'd sit in the 70s clubs just picking away making the bedroom eyes at unwilling song victims.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 27, 2008 - 12:17am.
Poo
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tangy butt nuts
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Mrs K & Sandbitch,
So I'm not just a little bit wrong, but totally wrong. shit, not again.
All these years I thought he was saying cantina. Well fuck. I'm staying on my Neil D kick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQLWF_ItzYs
more oldies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAW2dWepoHA
What's next? James Last?
Now I'm missing the Doris Day icon. Big time.
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 26, 2008 - 7:21pm.
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Damn... look at that hair do. That's MERKIN POWER!
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LMAO! I wonder if she had a little mini pick she kept in her panties.
That song totally makes me office chair dance.
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Oh wait LCT is here... girl power music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
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Damn... look at that hair do. That's MERKIN POWER!
I'm floating...
I'm mellow...
I'm listening to speakits Platters link.
And my erector pillae muscles are contracting. The same thing happened with Mrs. K's Mary Hopkins "those were the days"
Oh wait LCT is here... girl power music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
Poo
Submitted by Kizzy on September 27, 2008 - 12:03am.
KIZZY!!!!!!
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Ok, have we talked about the fact that his legs don't match? Those are special crocs?
Sorry - it's right there...skimming again!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Why Kizzy whatever do you mean? *picks hair out of teeth and wipes on butt*
@EvilShoe GMagic huh? That ho better look out with those pants, it's like a big blank canvas just asked to be dazzled *loads gun with rhinestones*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Hey, he's wearing a shirt!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 7:05pm.
So long bichetz. Have a safe and happy weekend
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Thanks, Mrs.K, you too!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Share your shit speakit! It's JUKEBOX FRIDAY on DLISTED.
Mrs K is the resident DJ "RASCAL PM"
PM stands for post menopausal BTW.
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But it's really cheeeezzzyyy stuff! *blushes* But I like all kinds of music. OKAY.. this is what I was just listening to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8NLeBu0XDk
My Prayer - The Platters
Ferry 'cross the Mersey
Gerry and the Pacemakers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJcjrxp1XiM&feature=related
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Cya Angel
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See, this is why I don't say bye. Are you leaving? Cuz I'm floating like usual:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Yes. And if your bf ever asks you if you have it - guaranteed he's cheating on you.
So I've heard.
But then that's what they deserve for fucking some french canadian real estate broker. Here's some poutine for you, bitch.
cough
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O - you don' mek ze bofriens from ze Fronsh-Canadien men. Zey are ONLY for ze fooking, comprends?
ONT. Iggy is like a delicate flower in that fifth thumb, no?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
He's looking kind of gay in the fifth pic......
Cya Angel
Submitted by speakit on September 27, 2008 - 8:54am.
You guys are making me want to listen to oldies music.
I'm gonna listen to the Platters.
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Share your shit speakit! It's JUKEBOX FRIDAY on DLISTED.
Mrs K is the resident DJ "RASCAL PM"
PM stands for post menopausal BTW.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 7:05pm.
So long bichetz. Have a safe and happy weekend
shower the people you love with love
show them the way that you feel!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ciao, Mrs. K - have yourself a fantastic weekend:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
So long bichetz. Have a safe and happy weekend
shower the people you love with love
show them the way that you feel!!!!!!!!!!!
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
Tonicbitch,
They have a new type of Bedazzler out now, its called the GeMagic Tool. I saw it at Wally World.
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Dick happens! - MK
Wow Iggy Pop is one hot ass peepaw to pull some Amazonian like her
ROck on IGGY !!
As for Bangbus, its so typical of the Miami toolery foolery and douchebaggery.
the kindness and generosity of women never ever ceases to amaze me.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 27, 2008 - 8:55am
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Thank you, I always wondered what was up with that. Call me crazy, but I prefer my concerts without the bloodshed.
Oh you know Tommygirl's got a pair in every color, if Suri lets him wear them.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on September 27, 2008 - 8:55am.
Does anyone happen to know why Iggy used to scratch and cut himself up during concerts? Is that a side effect of heroin, or something?
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Yar, they get the crawlies under their skin. Pick n scratch. He probably picked away half his leg that's why he needs one elevated croc.
I wonder if Tommy Cruise owns crocs.
Even when the thunder and storm begins
I'll be standing stong like a tree in the wind
Nothing is gonna move this mountain or change my direction
I'm falling off the sky and I'm all alone
The courage that's inside is gonna break my fall
Nothing is gonna dim my light within
But if I keep going on it will never be impossible
Not today.
Cause I got something to believe in
As long as I'm breathing
There is not a limit to what I can dream
Cause I got something to believe in
Mission to keep climbing
Nothing else can stop me if I just believe
And I believe in me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubpQIDSpnGQ
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
Damn. Iggy sure does have a "type". I used to see him out sometimes and well... he has a type.
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Thanks, doll, it's great to be back. I'm glad you're feeling better, and even more glad it wasn't a hairball, HAHAHAHA
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mawy> I call shenanigans on Bang Bus. Why? Because it seems a little suspect to me that all those girls just happen to be completely waxed.
That site makes me so angry. The level of misogyny is disgusting. I hope karma kicks them in the ass.
"Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Hiya doll!! How've you been? Good, I hope!!"
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I'm doing phlemtastic (had a cold). Good to see ya round here again!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"