Iggy Pop Is Wearing Crocs.....
The Crocs epidemic is worse than I thought. This is hard for me to type, but Iggy Pop is wearing Cr...Cro...CROCS! NOOOOO! I would share a breast milk ice cream cone with Iggy, so that's why this is especially hard for me. I don't care if they feel like you're walking on hundreds of Wonder Bread slices, it's not worth it!!!
If you're laughing at the fact that only one of Iggy's Crocs has a wedge heel, then you're a cold hearted snake (look into his eyes), because one of his legs is longer than the other and he recently injured it in a show. And yes, I laughed at first too, so I'll meet you in the snake den.
Here's Iggy breaking my cold heart by wearing Crocs in Cannes, France. Don't ask me who his lady friend is, but she looks like she just got off of the (NSFW) Bang Bus.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Hiya doll!! How've you been? Good, I hope!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Does anyone happen to know why Iggy used to scratch and cut himself up during concerts? Is that a side effect of heroin, or something? These are pre-crack days I'm talking about. I always wondered why there were all these bloody scratches and cuts all over his chest and stomach.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Bahahahahahaha!!!
and one is BUILT UP!!!!!!!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@SB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrs8CgpH980
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
You guys are making me want to listen to oldies music.
I'm gonna listen to the Platters.
I HATE it when I see whole families with crocs...including the dad and the little boys. Makes me want to pelt the parents with squirrel turds. INGRATES!!!
KIZZY!!!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Thank you for the link, Mrs. K!!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 27, 2008 - 8:40am.
Submitted by origamigirl on September 26, 2008 - 5:54pm.
HE REPEATEDLY TELLS INTERVIEWERS THAT THEY HAVE SEX 8 TIMES A WEEK
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Is that considered a lot?
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I've heard blokes boast like that. I tell them that self masturbation doesn't count.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL WORD!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I wonder if one day that, you'll say that, you care
If you say you love me madly, I'll gladly, be there
Like a puppet on a striiiiiiing
Love is just like a merry-go-round
With all the fun in the air
One day I'm feeling down on the ground
Then I'm up in the air
Are you leading me on?
Tomorrow will you be gone?
Like a puppet on a string.
The only way that shit could get any hotter is if those crocs were bedazzled. er, I'm sorry, jibbitz-ed.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
No Topanga, Crocs are handmade in Heaven by Angels.
and whenever I wear them I feel like I am floating on air.
they are the wings beneath my feet.
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 27, 2008 - 8:46am.
@SB
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
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OMG!!!!!
Eurovision song contest!
IGGY CROC....... BAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHA
I confess, the first thought I had was "he's got one leg shorter than the other." See you in the snake den.
Submitted by speakit on September 27, 2008 - 8:40am.
Submitted by origamigirl on September 26, 2008 - 5:54pm.
HE REPEATEDLY TELLS INTERVIEWERS THAT THEY HAVE SEX 8 TIMES A WEEK
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Is that considered a lot?
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I've heard blokes boast like that. I tell them that self masturbation doesn't count.
A tranny? That is a total croc. Hee hee.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
@SB
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
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Submitted by dick button on September 26, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Now I know why Iggy was so much better than Bowie....He had a leg up on him.
That made me laugh out loud...we are both going down for that one!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Crocs are the devil and were handmade in hell by Satan himself! That's how much I loathe those so-called shoes...on the other hand..everytime I see Iggy Pop, I wanna break out an iron and an ironing board, lay him on it and iron out his skin.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by origamigirl on September 26, 2008 - 5:54pm.
HE REPEATEDLY TELLS INTERVIEWERS THAT THEY HAVE SEX 8 TIMES A WEEK
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in the Rolling Stone article I so givingly and lovingly linked to below, he said 10 times a week
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
Now I know why Iggy was so much better than Bowie....He had a leg up on him.
"Bang Bus" is disgusting. I'm totally pro-porn, but it is so degrading it just makes me sick. It's mean-spirited, like so much porn these days.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
those were the days, HUH?
man, they don't write songs like THAT anymore.
Sad but true.
Sugar, ah honey honey
you are my candy girl
and you got me wanting you
honey, ah sugar sugar
you are my candy girl
and you got me wanting you
Sugar Sugar ~ The Archies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bOU7LOIOpA&feature=related
If forced to choose between poutine and crocs, I'd opt for the poutine.
It's really not that bad.
Iggy! Just say no to crocs.
And whatever you do, be careful when riding the escalator wearing them.
Submitted by origamigirl on September 26, 2008 - 5:54pm.
HE REPEATEDLY TELLS INTERVIEWERS THAT THEY HAVE SEX 8 TIMES A WEEK
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Is that considered a lot?
I believe there is a nice porn lady with the name Candida Royalle. I think she directs "films" now. Rather unfortunate name for someone in her line of work.
Also: Iggy Pop can do wrong.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Confession time: I wear Crocs - the "slingbacks". (I'm prejudiced against the clunky ones.) And I'm getting some sueded Alice ones in black, too. They're very streamlined and pretty much look like regular cute shoes.
I've seen a LOT of people wearing the sandal-style ones in NYC. And I have seen a lot more women wearing the slingback and sueded Alice ones.
Hey, if you walk as much as I do, it only makes sense. There are times that I walk down the street and feel smug because my feet feel GOOD.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Candida We can make it together The further from here, girl, the better Where the air is fresh and clean, huh, huh Candida
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I notice a rather detailed discussion follows of candida...and some confusion arises over its name; Let me just interject and say that there is no established link between CANADA and CANDIDA. We wear granny bloomers here, thus: no candida.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 3:32pm.
those were the days, HUH?
man, they don't write songs like THAT anymore.
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@Mrs K
Knock
Knock
Knock
Oooooh mah sweetness!
@SB
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipes if the answer is no.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 6:19pm.
ROFL I remember that song, my Mom LURVES her some Tony Orlando and Dawn, to the extent just typing that brought 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon' back into my consciousness.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
hee hee hee TITS said "poutine."
That's a dirty word.
Or at least, it sounds like one.
And yes, my love, I am afraid you are wrong. Not Neil Diamond.
Believe me, I feel your pain.
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
For all of y'all
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any of a genus (Candida) of parasitic fungi that resemble yeasts, occur especially in the mouth, vagina, and intestinal tract where they are usually benign but can become pathogenic, and have been grouped with the imperfect fungi but are now often placed with the ascomycetes ; especially : one (C. albicans) causing thrush
Not to be confused with Tony Orlando and Dawn
For Mrs K
Candida
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXIykBsqcoA
So, can anyone else see the Disney ad on this thread? Did MK hit the big time and get a Disney ad on the site?
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Tony Orlando and Dawn
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NO WAY!!!!
I'm.... w..w....wr....wrong?
I can't accept this. My memory tells me Neil Diamond.
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 4:16pm.
I guess men don't develop candida when they wear tight pants on a steaming hot day.
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Nope but they can get it from women;)
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Yes. And if your bf ever asks you if you have it - guaranteed he's cheating on you.
So I've heard.
But then that's what they deserve for fucking some french canadian real estate broker. Here's some poutine for you, bitch.
cough
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
what fresh hell is this?
wedgie crocs!! on Iggy!!
i've lost my lust for life.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Tony Orlando and Dawn
The stars won’t come out if they know what you’re about
‘Cause they couldn’t match the glow of your eyes
And oh, who am I, just an ordinary guy
Tryin’ hard to win me first prize, whoa...
Candida
We can make it together
The further from here, girl, the better
Where the air is fresh and clean, huh, huh
Candida
Just take my hand and I’ll lead ya
I promise life will be sweeter
And it says so in my dreams
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Submitted by origamigirl on September 26, 2008 - 5:54pm.
THAT IS IGGY'S TRANNY GIRLFRIEND NINA ALU OF SEVERAL YEARS. SHE IS NIGERIAN AND IRISH (CODE WORD FOR SHE MALE).
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Uh, who knew. I've never seen a Nigerian, my only contact with them is from all those spam emails they send saying I need to update my eBay or PayPal account information and to click here.
If you are interested here is an article from Rolling Dtone about Iggy.
Apparently he has a big penis.
http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/iggypop/articles/story/5937621/iggys...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 6:05pm.
I guess men don't develop candida when they wear tight pants on a steaming hot day.
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Nope but they can get it from women;)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 26, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Candida?
What's that? :/
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MRS K is being funnee. It's from a Neil Diamond song - cantina i believe. Or maybe catalina like the salad dressing.... mmmm i loved that red shit as a kid.
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 26, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Candida?
What's that? :/
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Yeast.
RE: Men don't get a yeast infection in tight pants like women can
The only crocs I like have teeth.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Candida?
What's that? :/
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Candida We can make it together The further from here, girl, the better Where the air is fresh and clean, huh, huh Candida
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5th thumbnail (on his belly), he just looks so... so... delicate.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by pompom on September 26, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Dlisted gives me a nice safe forum to announce my secret love of Crocs.
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Come out of the closet, pompom. Say it loud! "I wear Crocs and I'm proud!"
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As a former croc hater, I must say, I absolutely LOVE my mary janes. SOOOOO comfortable.