Friday, September 26th 2008

Iggy Pop Is Wearing Crocs.....

The Crocs epidemic is worse than I thought. This is hard for me to type, but Iggy Pop is wearing Cr...Cro...CROCS! NOOOOO! I would share a breast milk ice cream cone with Iggy, so that's why this is especially hard for me. I don't care if they feel like you're walking on hundreds of Wonder Bread slices, it's not worth it!!!

If you're laughing at the fact that only one of Iggy's Crocs has a wedge heel, then you're a cold hearted snake (look into his eyes), because one of his legs is longer than the other and he recently injured it in a show. And yes, I laughed at first too, so I'll meet you in the snake den.

Here's Iggy breaking my cold heart by wearing Crocs in Cannes, France. Don't ask me who his lady friend is, but she looks like she just got off of the (NSFW) Bang Bus.

Posted by: Michael K


tapgirl's picture

Wear your crocs Iggy.
I'd still hit it, a million times over. There's something about Iggy.....

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Sandbitch's picture

I guess men don't develop candida when they wear tight pants on a steaming hot day.

M.E.'s picture

I guess this answers why Iggy is always barefoot on stage.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by pompom on September 26, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Dlisted gives me a nice safe forum to announce my secret love of Crocs.
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Come out of the closet, pompom. Say it loud! "I wear Crocs and I'm proud!"

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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 26, 2008 - 5:53pm.

did this tranny "spritual advisor" advise iggy to get these hideous crocs...he should fire his..er..her tranny ass...:)
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pompom's picture

Dlisted gives me a nice safe forum to announce my secret love of Crocs. They feel so good on the feets... Wish I had them on now...

Aunt Bea's picture

That is one MANLY looking bitch!

ZiggyStardust's picture

Submitted by Mawy on September 26, 2008 - 9:51pm.

The patrons of the Bang Bus are most likely struggling students from local university campuses.

Many young students feel that they have no option but to smear themselves through the sex industry in order to fund their education.

Feel free to write a letter to your local political representatives on the issue.

If education were more freely available, then we wouldn't have corrupt public transport services like The Bang Bus preying on these innocent people.

We can push further.

If all public services would fall under the strict control of the state, the we would not have the Bang Bus, the Cum Taxi, or the Felching Tram.

The free market has not set us free.

It has only bound served to cover us in more needless bondage.

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rotten_egg's picture

No!. Don't give Tommy Girl any more platform shoes ideas, please.

Anyway, I thought this gramps was dead already. Lucky bastard!.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Is part of his show where he takes off his one wedge shoe and limps around in a circle?

I'd pay to see that.

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THAT IS IGGY'S TRANNY GIRLFRIEND NINA ALU OF SEVERAL YEARS. SHE IS NIGERIAN AND IRISH (CODE WORD FOR SHE MALE). SHE MET HIM AND THEY FELL IN LOVE. HE REPEATEDLY TELLS INTERVIEWERS THAT THEY HAVE SEX 8 TIMES A WEEK. I don't think she's a gold digger in that they are not married. but as long as she humps him 8 days a week she gets to live the life of luxury with him until he finds another tranny.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

lmao at the crocs!!! and whats up with those white pants!!!

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Submitted by letinstar on September 26, 2008 - 9:49pm.

Well, it would be inappropriate to hazard a guess at the woman's background and will on a photograph alone, but I would assume that she is Iggy's Spiritual Adviser.

Those are the eyes of a great Swami.

Expect a Star Magazine feature of these two trekking through Nepal with nothing but Crocs and a bowl of rice to their nae.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 3:50pm.

HAHAHAAHAH bitches
CROCS ROCK!!!!!!
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oooooh a pox on you!! now i have croc rock in my head.

Grew up listening to elton.

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Clarisse's picture

Salem13
I'm more offended by tranny's bullet nipples! You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Mrs Kravitz,
I too am a proud Croc owner. My sis is the proud owner of NEON GREEN Crocs like you pic!

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letinstar's picture

okay...i just clicked on bang bus...why am i in a low paying JOB when i can just think of something like this and make some real money? that is all...
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TITS's picture

So he got a CROC customized? That makes it okay to laugh at him again... except that Iggy is a god.

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

FrankenCrocs!

Tight White stretch pants, no.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Mawy's picture

Bang bus seems so fake to me. Do you really think they just pull those girls off the street? I think they hold auditions or something first. This is gonna keep me up thinking tonight if I don't get an answer.
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Clarisse's picture

*tilts head to the left*
*scratches brow*
*tilts head to the right*
*looks away*
*reads MK's post*

Ok. One of them IS a Lord Byron croc.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

HAHAHAAHAH bitches
CROCS ROCK!!!!!!

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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?

letinstar's picture

mk,i'll see you in the snake's den...

croc's are unforgiveable, even on iggy...and who's the tranny skank hanging on iggy like that?

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faylinn's picture

Jesus fucking Christ, Iggy Pop! I'm just so ashamed and disappointed. For shame!

angel_i's picture

What tranny?

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pompom's picture

Crocs now come in wedges and heels too! The world is a wonderful place!

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/crocs-high-heel--cyprus-black-black-cypr...

Salem13's picture

I'm more offended by those white pants good lord wtf.

Sandbitch's picture

Where does she hide her ping pong balls?

Silly question.

dustbunny's picture

I'm speechless. He's the last person I expected to go crocs.
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DaVi's picture

LoL Milos foot

EvilShoe's picture

WTF?

Platform croc's and a tranny in the photo!

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pompom's picture

I think I want to visit the "Bang Bus" but I don't know that I dare do it at work. Thinking....

Imperial Whore's picture

Oh wow. I'm glad you laughed too, MK. I feel less down on myself.

... what is that chick (and I use that term loosely) holding?


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FatMartha's picture

AT first I thought I was seeing things, but nope... homeboy is pulling a Tommygirl.
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Freak Speely's picture

Boyyyyo, you know she's just dating him because he's god-damned Iggy Pop and she wants her picture taken. She looks like a Serena Williams/Kim Kardashian experiment gone horribly weave.