Hot Slut Of The Day!

Submitted by moriah on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 9:43am.

Hmmm.. fatty one. It's nice to see perma-undies on someone other than me!

Submitted by Kliente on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:08pm.

She is a copy of latina legend TONGOLELE!!!

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:03pm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, is this thing a man or a woman...? I'm cranky and need answers....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by kacky on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:54pm.

Submitted by Fata Morgana on September 27, 2008 - 10:49am.

True, the forehead is oddly wrinkled compared with the rest.

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Submitted by Aamyko. on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:09pm.

Miss Exotic world? C'mon they could have picked a better title.. it sound like a 2nd rate post- op tranny competition.

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Submitted by Socrates on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 8:38pm.

Immodesty has a lot more spunk than Dita.

FYI, Miss Exotic World is a burlesque pageant, crowning the best of the best of burlesque. Dita has never been crowned Miss Exotic World.

Submitted by dreadlock barbie on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 6:12pm.

She's not all that original. She pretty much has just modeled herself after Tongolele.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongolele

See?

Submitted by VooDooVixen on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 5:00pm.

Very true Fata......

I meant to say I like her smile and lips....and she definately is not a cookie-cutter barbie bitch.......

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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

Submitted by Fata Morgana on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 4:51pm.

At least she doesn't look like every other Barbie wannabe actress/model with implants, burnt sienna fake tan and hair extensions.

Submitted by VooDooVixen on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 4:40pm.

EXCELLENT TITTS!!!!! But way too much F.U.P.A!!!!

Eyebrows are excruciatingly over-Chola-fied.....like her smile and lips!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 4:12pm.

Not a bad looking broad, but the ho needs to stop bastardizing the name of one of literature's finest action heroines.

Submitted by i_will_not_holla on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 2:48pm.

She was around before Dita became a superstar. She's the one in the nipple tassles (talents on display at 3:05) in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_sWf6Y20zM.

Submitted by sexy on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 2:30pm.

Keep your dog's close and your rabbit's even closer.

Submitted by WinosNeighbour on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 2:25pm.

She's got lippy on her teeth!!!!!!!!!!

Zonk!!!

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Submitted by The C word on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 1:56pm.

...zoftig...

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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 1:33pm.

That's not exotic. What's really exotic these days is a young female celebrity that keeps her clothes on and acts with a bit of class. Like Aubrey O'Day. HAHA.

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Submitted by ophelia_drowns on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 1:29pm.

Is "Miss Exotic World" a tranny pageant? Because otherwise it sounds like a nice way of saying "a special contest for the girl who looks too much like a dude to compete in a regular beauty pageant."

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 1:00pm.

hey guys, I just read that Anne Hathaway recommends ANAL SEX in her new interview with "Esquire" Magazine...hahahahhaa

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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin

Submitted by name_optional on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:34pm.

"burlesque performer" - translation = too fat or fugly to make it in proper movies or porn.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:29pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on September 27, 2008 - 9:27am.

She looks like Pamela Anderson with black hair.
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That's it! Pam A crossed with Fran Drescher!!

That dress looks really uncomfortable.

I wonder if she wears crocs at home.

~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:23pm.

what a fucking moose.

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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin

Submitted by Carmeloh on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:18pm.

Meh, prefer me some Dita.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:07pm.

PASS.

Submitted by JuneStar on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:00pm.

i dont understand beauty when everything that is considered beautiful on a person is artificial. http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream

Submitted by Salem13 on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:57am.

She looks like Pamela Anderson with black hair.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:48am.

Poor man's Dita Von Teese?

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:41am.

Meow,what a cutie!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:19am.

Megan Fox in 15 years.

Submitted by Fata Morgana on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:19am.

Submitted by kacky on September 27, 2008 - 10:18am.

If it was really botox wouldn't she have also taken care of that crazy lined forehead?

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:16am.

Serious question: Is she a man or a woman?

Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:59am.

The British Dita Von Snore.

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If you're sleeping, are you dreaming
If you're dreaming, are you dreaming of me?

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:57am.

I thought that was Jennifer Tilly for a minute.
Then I put my spectacles on. and moved on.

Submitted by kacky on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:48am.

It's so sad when they've had so much botox that the only way they can approximate a smile is to pull back the upper lip. It's hideous and depressing.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:47am.

Sharpie drawn, chola eyebrows. Classy.

On the upside, she doesn't have giant, fake silicon cans bolted to her chest like Pammy "Twat on the Loose" Anderson.

Submitted by cibele on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:35am.

Is burlesque performer a codename for stripper?

Submitted by Aamyko. on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:33am.

I saw her "Show" here in London... and what a snooze fest... I don't like pussy but even the "straight" guys that were there were bored of the "I'm a high class burlesque star" tude. Honey wake up it's 2008 not 1925.

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