Project Runway Isn't Getting Away That Easy
Round One goes to NBC! Yesterday, a judge ruled that the Weinstein Company cannot move Heidi Klum and her bitches to the Chamomile Tea Network (aka Lifetime) for now. The show is currently shooting its sixth season in Los Angeles. It was supposed to premiere on Lifetime in January.
NBC issued this statement after the judge's ruling: "HAHAHAHA! Take your holiday sweaters and shove them up your dry vaginas!" No, they really said this:
"NBC Universal is pleased that the court granted our motion for a preliminary injunction against the Weinstein Company," the media powerhouse said in a statement."The overwhelming evidence demonstrated that the Weinstein Company violated NBC Universal's right of first refusal to future cycles of Project Runway. After hearing all of the evidence, the court issued an order prohibiting the Weinstein Company from taking the show or any spinoff to Lifetime."
Lifetime just said they were "disappointed." Duh. That goes without saying. They paid $150 million for that shit! I hope they kept the receipt.
They will all be back in court on October 15th.
Court shit is so boring. Lifetime and NBC should handle this the glamorous way: CAGE FIGHT! You knew I was going to say that. In one corner we have Meredith Baxter-Burney, Tracey Gold and Valerie Bertinelli. In the other corner we have Rachel "Chupacabara" Zoe, Kim Vo and Tabatha Coffey! Tim Gunn can put on a bikini and be the round card girl!
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k sandybitch - here's a newfie accent.
Whale oil be fooked.
that's all i gots.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Look at moieee, sandbitch, look at moieee
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I can only do a oz accent if i'm shitfaced, have a mouth full of food and need to pee.
kiss kiss
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
You say: SWEATER
We say: SWEATAH
You say: Meares
We say: Meeyars
G'DAY MATE = GOO DIE MITE
Diet Coke = DOIYET CAKE
CROIKAY! WATCH OUT FOR THE STING ROY STOIVE... TOY LATE.
You guys be cracking me up wif yer aussie accents
Angel
But she doesn't say MEARS...she says like...Meeyahs...sssssssorta but Aussies do some WEIRD shit with their tongues sor (typo - but get it? ;p) there's actually an "r" in there. I can't even begin to figure that out.
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The kiwis are even cuter accent wise. 'Land of the Long Swapped Vowel'.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
speaking of aussie stuff. Is it true that the first ep of kath&kim usa has aired?
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
To the poster - HYEDEEHORSEHEAD - you're mistaken. The photo posted above is most certainly real. It was taken during Season 5's promotional photo shoot and used throughout the promotional campaign leading up to the first episode of Season 5. You can check out the full photo gallery here -
http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/5/photos/gallery.php?e=behi...
LOOK CLOSE...THAT PHOTO IS SO PHOTOSHOPPED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY...NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE TRAMPY TRICKS WAS TOGETHER...THEY JUST THOUGHT THEYD GET AWAY WITH THIS MONTAGE OF SINGLE SNAP SHOT POSES IN A FAKE TRICK MOOD SHOP WELL FUCK ME WITH SCISSORS IF I'M NOT ABOUT TO BE FOOLED...GET THIS WHORE TRAIN TOGETHER OTHERWISE BRAVO FOR LIFETIME...AND THAT WOULD BE AS TRAGIC AS MOTHER TERESA IN HEADALETTUCE'S SUEDE SHIT!
Oh man - this legal crap better not delay the next batch of immature whiney ass sweatshop caliber seamtresses! What will we do without a new "fierce" or "_____ilicious?" Maybe they can turn the courtroom proceedings into a reality show. They could call it "The People's Korrs." (Oof!) They'd have to leave their flamingest celebrity at home though, because you can get into some serious trouble for bringing a Gunn into the courtroom.
We had a little fun with the Bravo/Lifetime legal tug of war:
http://starcasm.net/archives/342
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
Over it! Hedi Klum has about as much appeal as a trip to Slovakia....BORING!
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@Angel..
Meeyahs. Aussie don't roll their RRRR's.
Speaking of Aussies, Mr Paparazzi has posted pics of Nikky Kidman and SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN! I'm gonna post the link coz Mr Pap advertises on dlisted and MK is obviously at church.
http://mrpaparazzi.com/post/4183/Look-Its-Sunday-Rose-Kidman-Urban.aspx
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 27, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Meares but I always thought she meant Myers;p
Angel, if her name was MYERS it would be pronounced "MOYAS" aussiespeak, yeah?
Repeat after me:
MOYAS = Myers
MEARS = Meares
Lesson one over.
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But she doesn't say MEARS...she says like...Meeyahs...sssssssorta but Aussies do some WEIRD shit with their tongues sor (typo - but get it? ;p) there's actually an "r" in there. I can't even begin to figure that out.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
so glad i'm not bothered by any knowledge or thoughts about this loozer show.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/opinion/26fri4.html?incamp=article_pop...
Meares but I always thought she meant Myers;p
Angel, if her name was MYERS it would be pronounced "MOYAS" aussiespeak, yeah?
Repeat after me:
MOYAS = Myers
MEARS = Meares
Lesson one over.
Angel - I get them confused ! Next top model, Project runway...blafffft
Aus next top model ad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tpsFsZ_haI
OMG, Sandbitch:
I just checked it and AussieNTM is ALSO Jodhi! As soon as I saw it there I thought I'd gotten it wrong....Meares but I always thought she meant Myers;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
@Angel,
I can't watch Runway Australia, just can't do it!
Jodhi (what sort of spelling is that) PACKER. James Packer's ex wifey. James Packer kicked her to the kerb and went on to marry one of Jodhi's best friends. Tommy girl and katie bot were at his whiter wedding.
Anybint, there's been a hoohar because she dint show up for the live project runway final...?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 27, 2008 - 5:21pm.
'Slattern' is another favourite.
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Ooooh, that's another good 'un. May I add wanksplat?
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
I really couldn't see this show being on Lifetime anyway...Army Wives and Tori Spelling's bad acting, yes! Tim Gunn, Heidi Klum and narcisistic wannabe "stylists", no!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by islandgirl on September 28, 2008 - 8:13am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 27, 2008 - 5:10pm.
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I love the word 'bint'.
Carry on. :-)
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'Slattern' is another favourite.
Kim Vo isn't good enough to sweep for Tabatha.
@Sandbitch: I also love this word: bint.
And I love Australia's NTM better than America's actually - that Jodie whateverthefuck is hilarious with her pauses all over the damn place. But I don't watch those Runway shows, I mean - how interesting can sewing be? Not nearly as interesting as cooking, I'm sure!
...I would LOVE to see Australia's Next Most Smartest Model...that would be AWESOME, i'm sure...and actually, I would love them to do that in the States again but I think it goes against Television's natural desire to be constantly dumbing itself down...
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 27, 2008 - 5:10pm.
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I love the word 'bint'.
Carry on. :-)
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 6:30am.
Really? HA! I bet that makes it funny. I didn't see any of last season. I don't know that I've seen any season in it's entirety.
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I don't think I've seen any episode in it's entirety. I usually check back during ad breaks to see how the frocks turn out.
Not that I want to draw attention to it, but there is a Project Runway Australia. It's woeful, in every way possible. The bint who tries to copy Heidi, Kristy Hinze...pepaw fucker. How on earth she ever became a "supermodel" is beyond me.
Anyfucker, they should move Runway Australia to the comedy channel in the US. Y'all would get a real hoot out of it.
As an attorney, I can assure you that litigation is like one LONG cage fight. For real.
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Heidi Klum sucks. Auf Wiedersehen bitch!
Submitted by hopskip on September 27, 2008 - 2:34pm.
And through all of this drama...
Where's Andre?
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Ahahahaha... I loved that queen with the ever-changing accents. SO dramatic!
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Really? HA! I bet that makes it funny. I didn't see any of last season. I don't know that I've seen any season in it's entirety.
IMO the designers are beachier and the judges got sarcastic.
~~Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders/Making the Team 3-
October 4~~~
Submitted by Hekki on September 27, 2008 - 1:34pm.
And I LOVE watching Heidi Klum and those other asshole judges take themselves so seriously. It's funny.
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I would suck as a judge.
"I didn't really like the black and white feather boa with the purple crushed velvet, but what matters is you tried your best. Please don't cry." {{hands designer a cookie}} *straightens mom jeans*
the season showing now is weaker than other seasons because the designers seem weaker. I still watch it but it just isn't as good. so I wonder what the season shooting now will be like talentwise...
especially since they moved from new york to los angeles. hmmm... wonder if that means the final prize will be to show at l.a. fashion week rather than n.y. fashion week... that is a big difference.
And through all of this drama...
Where's Andre?
thank GOD! This is such good news. I love PR and Tim Gunn and in all reality would never watch it on lifetime. I dont have any idea what channel lifetime is in the first place.
Take your holiday sweaters and shove them up your dry vaginas!
Quite simply the funniest thing ever!
I love Tim Gunn!
YES! This is excellent news!
Tim Gunn in a bikini! LOL How about a mircokini?
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Dick happens! - MK
thank baby jesus. watching lifetime is not an option for me, ever. not even for PR.
I don't want Project Runway on my network. We need to keep programming open for my future screenplays and Golden Girls repeats.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
BRAVO Bravo!! :)Lifetime keep doing movies of the week and leave the fashion to Tim!
~~Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders/Making the Team 3-
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I like PR too, and I am only interested in fashion in its most practical, on-the-street application. However, as speakit says, I like the creativity.
And I LOVE watching Heidi Klum and those other asshole judges take themselves so seriously. It's funny.
Tim Gunn in a bikini...now you've got me all hot & sweaty!
I don't care what channel their on...I'll hunt they azzes down!! :)
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"Touch me on my inside parts...and call my name." ~ Beloved
Well that's not true, I do know why I like it. I'm not into fashion either but I enjoy the creativity.
PSL: I hate reality shows too, mainly cuz they're not reality.
But I do like Project Runway. I don't know why. Just add that to my list of flaws. :P
I can't stand this show I never understood why this shit was so popular. Maybe its cuz I'm not into "fashion" or whatever the fuck. I agree fuck all "reality" tv shows they're all annoying.
oh, fuck this stupid show, and ALL "reality" shows.
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