Saturday, September 27th 2008
Happy Birthday, Phoebe Denise Price!!!
Our little Chicken Cutlets is all grown up! It was only 21 (plus 2o or 30) years ago that our very own "Hot Babe of the Year" came into this world to bring some poultry glamour into our dreary lives! Who knew that the little Southern belle from Alabama would become an international supermodel and icon to just me millions?
Please microwave a small chicken cutlet, spread a little cream cheese on it, stick a candle in it and make a wish for PP as you take a trip down memory lane.
Wenn, Wireimage
That's what I thought, Angel. But then I decided it really doesn't matter cuz she's still a freak.
It's sad to say but I do think these pictures reveal that the freaky cheeks are real, no?
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She is the definition of "fame whore"...wait, why is she famous again???
I figured the pic of PP & The Empress of Lucite would make MK's day, week, year, & world! It's the manifestation of PERFECTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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i think she looks damn HOT cheek implants or not. nice pictures. got to admit that she is very photgenic. hats off to you, Pheobe, happy birthday, girl!!!
You too PP. Get a haircut, get a real job.
George Thorogood
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Hideous plastic surgery at work there. The cheek implants alone look like someone cut a tennis ball in half and stuffed it in there.
Her natural hair color is actually a lot better than than that violent magenta hue she goes for.
What is she doing with my personal bitch Julian McMahon? Maybe she finally landed her career-making turn as his one-off socket on a very special episode of "Nip/Tuck" wherein he gives her pro bono lipo and steps on her face as he gets out of bed afterward?
Spotted Monster
Submitted by lovinitfromaustin on September 28, 2008 - 8:48am.
Well folks, I grew up with her in Jasper Al. She is AT LEAST from my account 37 today. Not sure what is she claiming but she looks nothing like the Denise Price that grew up in Walker County. Love your sight, crack me up everyday!
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We have a PP mole in our midst? Holy Smokes.
You MUST tell us more.
You wouldn't happen to have a copy of the yearbooks from the hs she went to? Any gossip?
And just where the hell does she get her money from? Her parents - if so what do they do?
WE NEED MORE INFO!!!
thank you.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on September 28, 2008 - 12:43pm.
happy birthday loser
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lmfao! sheesh that made me laugh till i almost choked to death...damn cigs...
edited to add: quit makin me laugh...im tryin to comb out my hair so i can go get more...you guessed it! CIGS!
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yeah well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand
happy birthday loser
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Guys, that's not her prom dress. That's just an after-school photo. I mean, yeesh! this is Phoebe we're talking about.
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She's a Lady/
How old is this annoying twat claiming she is? 21?! If you're going to LIE about your age, make it an age that people don't do a double-take and think "Bitch, please".
She dresses like an extra from the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
why did this woman get implants in her face? she was pretty before she got them, but now she looks freakish. i'd rather get publicity by my actions rather than looking like a defective barbie doll.
also, she must be older than she says. that first pic with the prom dress and the frizz is straight out of the early 1980s.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 28, 2008 - 4:05pm.
my gawd. what a total f'ing RETARD!! she doesn't even care that she looks like a total idiot.
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Hehe plus in that one you can barely see her face.
Which is she meant to look hot in? I can't find it, is it invisible?
Submitted by carefreea on September 28, 2008 - 8:00am.
That said, she looks nice here - http://www.dlisted.com/node/28480/images/ppbirthday8.jpg - even if her feet are a different colour.
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my gawd. what a total f'ing RETARD!! she doesn't even care that she looks like a total idiot.
Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 7:39am.
I don't know about you homos, but I ain't gonna lie: she looks pretty fukken tappable in the pic on top right. :shock:
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That's the ONLY time. Too bad it was like 20 YEARS AGO!
I always thought PP was at least part natural redhead. :wtf:
There are some scary pics in this posts :O
That said, she looks nice here - http://www.dlisted.com/node/28480/images/ppbirthday8.jpg - even if her feet are a different colour.
Happy 50th Birthday, Phoebe!
Well folks, I grew up with her in Jasper Al. She is AT LEAST from my account 37 today. Not sure what is she claiming but she looks nothing like the Denise Price that grew up in Walker County. Love your sight, crack me up everyday!
Suddenly I'm hungry for broiled checked cutlet with a side of cottage cheese.
Confirming that she looks tappable in the picture in the upper right, although she looks like she smells like an oxidized penny and/or ear wax.
I don't know about you homos, but I ain't gonna lie: she looks pretty fukken tappable in the pic on top right. :shock:
hAPPY BIRTHDAY PP!
next time you get a fake tan don't forget to take the ugg boots off:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28480/images/ppbirthday8.jpg
Stitch all those photos together and we get a tragic fame-whore Frankenstein's monster.
who?LOL happy birfday you ponderous pernicous pompasity of punditry.LOL
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MK-I am begging you to get a new object of your affection-no more PP please
Happy Birthday, you hot babe.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 28, 2008 - 8:41am.
And the suggestive expression on her face almost transforms the soon-to-be-devoured finger into an obvious phallic symbol.
HAhaha. I really like the way you write.
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I seriously don't even know who she is.
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Wow, the ice cream on her finger looks somewhat similar to a particularly impressive ball of semen.
And the suggestive expression on her face almost transforms the soon-to-be-devoured finger into an obvious phallic symbol.
How embarrassing to make such a faux-pas!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
I ordered chicken for dinner tonight...I NEVER order chicken...now I know why I wanted the cutlets. Happy Bday PP!
that prom dress is a hot mess, even by 70's standards, she was pretty once
tits and sandbitch....y'all are crazy *giggling*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I think I'm more interested in why the regs all have tigerlilly's avie on crack. I'm almost scared to ask.
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Dick happens! - MK
What a truly disturbing collection of pictures...
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Pic #6 is actually really really nice.
I have this weird admiration and sympathy for poor deluded Phoebe. Long live her career.
According to those droppy boobs she must be at least 40! :) I hope that gravity will not make her cutlet cheeks dangle the same way..... :D
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
We're totally fuckin' stuck with her.Thanx MK...Thanx sooo much.
***Submitted by Raniya on September 28, 2008 - 3:19am.
Omg those pics are so funny....
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True, but there's one VERY significant one missing. I guess MK decided to spare us from once again seeing the visuals of her frolicking on the beach, sporting her pasty white thigh cheese.
TY, MK! *MUAH*
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
That just made my day. Thanks MK.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
MK u r my long lost twin!
Long live PP!
Omg those pics are so funny....
HAPPY 50TH PHOEBE!!
Sleep tight sweetheart..
..don't let the bed bugs bite.
A treasure trove of Phoebe!
Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 12:42am.
Tits look like Jordy Bratman. SB look like Xtina.
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You'll need pink lippy and bangs then.
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C'mon, when have you EVA seen a tiger with bangs?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 12:42am.
Tits look like Jordy Bratman. SB look like Xtina.
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You'll need pink lippy and bangs then.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Just noticed in the first pic of PP, she's posing OUTSIDE!!
Started young eh?
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Tits look like Jordy Bratman. SB look like Xtina.
I was enlarged, but we hit 30,000 feet and exploded.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 12:35am.
Is it just me or am I starting to look like Dreamy Aguilera Eyes???
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Well she does sorta sound like someone stepped on a cats tail...
pffft rwr
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 2:25am.
Angel come check out tits!!!!!
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Ha!
I thought TITS was enlarged a moment ago but I could have been playing a trick on myself.
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Sandbitch - nice lippy. My kitty could take your kitty in a knife fight any day.
Sandbitch - is that like Doorbitch?
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.