Saturday, September 27th 2008

Happy Birthday, Phoebe Denise Price!!!

Our little Chicken Cutlets is all grown up! It was only 21 (plus 2o or 30) years ago that our very own "Hot Babe of the Year" came into this world to bring some poultry glamour into our dreary lives! Who knew that the little Southern belle from Alabama would become an international supermodel and icon to just me millions?

Please microwave a small chicken cutlet, spread a little cream cheese on it, stick a candle in it and make a wish for PP as you take a trip down memory lane.

Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


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Is it just me or am I starting to look like Dreamy Aguilera Eyes???

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Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 4:28pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 12:24am.

Aaaaaaaaaaah tits you jus made me weee.
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We're in SO much trouble when TL sees this.

snicker.

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Submitted by Tristram on September 28, 2008 - 12:23am.

Tigerlily and TexNDoc and others were grandfathered in, when DListed didn't have avatar size limits.
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hmmmm. I'll need convincing. See my reply to txdr.

No Prisoners!!!!

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 12:24am.

Aaaaaaaaaaah tits you jus made me weee.
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We're in SO much trouble when TL sees this.

snicker.

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

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Angel come check out tits!!!!!

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Aaaaaaaaaaah tits you jus made me weee.

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Tigerlily and TexNDoc and others were grandfathered in, when DListed didn't have avatar size limits.

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@tits, my kitty is prettier than yours. Mine is PP pretty.

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i'm infatuated w/ this slut.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on September 28, 2008 - 12:04am.

Sounded like you just called mk out. ;)

This makes sense EXCEPT when you consider that I can use her icon that I've saved under a diff name and it loads big.

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 12:02am.

Wait a second...if I'm such a smartypants how come I don't see how you did that!?!?
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did what? my head is spinning with from all these image variations.

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

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@TITS, I will hafta settle for a bit of head instead.

I did apply a little photoshop makeup to da big kitty however.

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>"Dear TexnDoc - what are file settings for your icon please.
file size (kb)">

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I believe there was once a day when Michael K created this universe and didn't care how big it was (did I just say that about Michael K?). If you've had the original since then, size doesn't matter to him (did I just say that about Michael K again?)

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Wait a second...if I'm such a smartypants how come I don't see how you did that!?!?

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/

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Sandbitch - that changes everything - Go Jewish Mother on his ass.

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

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Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 3:29pm.

pffft. I know software 'engineers' all too well tyvm - they typically know squat about pshop and image manipulation. It's too creative.

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Tittay, I believe you refer to the 'softy' in the work environ. I refer to the not so 'softy' in the nest environ.

Softy in my nest is quite the expert at the photoshop skills...thankyou. Has won a few photoshop awards on his own geek forum. Whilst I'm supporting his arse through university mind you.

I'll give him RTFM...up and in his ring hole.

Code that.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on September 27, 2008 - 11:20pm.

WHOA HOLY SHIT!!! another biggie.

Dear TexnDoc - what are file settings for your icon please.
file size (kb)
type (jpeg?)
pps (pixels per square inch)

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

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Let me help!
A woman like you baby should never have the blues..

Billy Swan ~ Let Me Help
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yf1iW3bFEM

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pffft. I know software 'engineers' all too well tyvm - they typically know squat about pshop and image manipulation. It's too creative.

(tell him that - it may spur him on enough to figure it out)

Angel is a grade a smartypants - she'll get it.

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

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Tits, my son is a software engineer. If I ask him a technical question - stock answer: RTFM. Read the fucking manual. Little cunt.

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TITS N ANGEL *Big Avie Alert*

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I throw up my hands.

Hopefully Tiger will see this icon, have a hissy fit and tell us how.

I've tried everything I can think of - even tried saving a image as a bmp for dogs sakes.

The thing that is a big clue is why the picture got smaller when I added chola attributes - merely eyebrows and lip liner. Those additions did nothing to the file size, and theoretically shouldn't have made a difference.

I have a clue, yet am clueless. I wonder whats in the fridge...

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

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One day she'll learn she looks better in off-the-rack Kohl's than she does in Dolce and Gabana, Gucci, and whoever.

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Angel, I wouldn't be surprised if Kendra's mom and my mom lived close by each other. But I'm like closer to Kendra's mommage's age!

edited to add: Hef is going to need caring for soon. I'm sure Holly will hang in there for the long haul and love Hef 'til the end. She'll have plenty of help.

When Hef goes with Mr Newman, those girls are going to be shattered.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 12:37am.

Angel, off T, but how our gals at the playboy mansion doing?
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I've only seen one so far. They are quite happily making that Bunny movie and acting all schmoozy with Anna Faris and shit. Hef is SO cute - a little boy at play. In the beginning he didn't want to do anything - now he's all intot the acting and shit - it's adorable.

@TITS: You funny:)

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She's a Lady/

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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 27, 2008 - 10:41pm.

Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 2:35pm.

BWAAAAhhhahhhahhhaaaaa

The Avie - Tigga CHOLA!

Tigerlilly gonna eat your ass when she see's it.
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sometimes it's the simple adjustments.

i feel like i'm wearing someone else's panties. so dirty yet exciting too.

~~ Whoa there kitty - just playing with icon sizes.

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Interesting. Put a mustache on tigers icon, saved, loaded and it's small like ours!!

resaved her icon loaded it again and it BIG.

what. the. eff.

~~ Whoa there kitty - just playing with icon sizes.

My friends and I love the glorious Phoebe so much that we made this *tribute* video: "PPTV: Phoebe Price Television"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

Check it out, yo!

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Love, love Ms. Price. While we laugh behind her back, the bitch is living her life and we should give her a little respect. Happy Birthday, Phoebe. Here's to another 50!

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Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 2:35pm.

BWAAAAhhhahhhahhhaaaaa

The Avie - Tigga CHOLA!

Tigerlilly gonna eat your ass when she see's it.

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Submitted by RichBitch on September 27, 2008 - 11:35pm.

My god, she's a poor sad delusional twat. Which is of course, why we love her.
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Exactly. And by the way, I always like what you have to say, but I get distracted by your ass. It's like two boiled eggs in a handkerchief. :O)

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On topic, phoebe looks like a mashed cranberry with a side of grated ginger.

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There is no way she is in her late 20s. I am 24, and that first picture of her in the prom dress or whatever the fuck she is wearing is soooo 80's... No one looked like that in the mid to late 90's. If she really wanted people to believe her "clever" ruse, she should have made sure pictures like that never got leaked.

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Angel, off T, but how our gals at the playboy mansion doing?

How my Claremont Kendra doin?

I'm still seeing fucking repeats. The girls were visiting ALASKA today. See? Alaska can't be all bad if it dun bred a gal like Holly.

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My god, she's a poor sad delusional twat. Which is of course, why we love her.

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and a sugar cookie later.

~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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Crisco hand~jobs even.

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@TITS: You are so generous. I was thinking 'blowjobs' long ago;p

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/

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Angel/sandbitch as near as i can tell tigerlillys icon details are this:
Dimensions: 160 x 126
type: jpeg
Size: 3.61 KB

'mkay.

so the lamb pic i have loaded now is
160 x 126
jpg
2.08 KB

'saved for web' as a low jpeg.

going to start thinking 'favoritism' soon.

~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 2:02pm.

Angel something is up.

Must.Crack.This.Riddle.

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I gonna try too.

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Angel something is up. Ijust loaded tigerlillys icon as my own and it's the same size as hers - so it's not like she got her icon in before the size allowed was lowered. that was the only thing I could think of.

Must.Crack.This.Riddle.

Got pshop loaded now so the gloves are off.

~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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@TITS: I've tried everything...everything except changing the file type, actually - I just thought of that, tho, it could mean nothing. O how I long for a larger avvie!

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/

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Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 9:38pm.

Submitted by TITS on September 27, 2008 - 11:35pm.

Tigerlilly - how is it that your icon is so large? Can you tell me what the pics properties are - size, pixels per square inch (pps)?
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Brilliant! You asked specific questions! I've been TRYING to get someone to tell me for SO long! Ok - I've tried, more precisely - but still.

tis puzzling is it not? in the edit page of the profile it specifies "Maximum dimensions are 85x85 and the maximum size is 30 kB" 85x85 WHAT?

I even saved t-l's icon in the hopes of breaking the code to no avail.

Do you have any info on this?

colour me baffled.

~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 12:13am.
7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

How old is she anyway, still 29?

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Submitted by letinstar on September 27, 2008 - 11:45pm.
my fave picture is the one with pp in the bikini and the dog running away from all the sheer fuckery that is pp...

I looked quickly at that pic and aside from wanting to run like the dog, with the white band on her head and the red hair I thought she was wearing a Santa Claus hat.

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7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/

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Submitted by TITS on September 27, 2008 - 11:35pm.

Tigerlilly - how is it that your icon is so large? Can you tell me what the pics properties are - size, pixels per square inch (pps)?
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Brilliant! You asked specific questions! I've been TRYING to get someone to tell me for SO long! Ok - I've tried, more precisely - but still.

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/

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Tigerlilly - how is it that your icon is so large? Can you tell me what the pics properties are - size, pixels per square inch (pps)?

~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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That first young picture is amazing. She's a natural blonde!

I look at the first pic and think her cheeks might be natural, then in older pics it's obvious they're not. Maybe she had just a bit of chicken implanted? I'm confused by this.

in 4 & 6 (except for the lips) she actually looks good. I didn't think that was possible. another one! she looks good in the red dress marilyn pose as well.

Is that one of the drs from nip n tuck? hehehe. nah too easy.

I'm going to stop viewing the pics after the dog running away on the beach - it just can't get any better than that!!!!

~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

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my fave picture is the one with pp in the bikini and the dog running away from all the sheer fuckery that is pp...
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