Saturday, September 27th 2008
Happy Birthday, Phoebe Denise Price!!!
Our little Chicken Cutlets is all grown up! It was only 21 (plus 2o or 30) years ago that our very own "Hot Babe of the Year" came into this world to bring some poultry glamour into our dreary lives! Who knew that the little Southern belle from Alabama would become an international supermodel and icon to just me millions?
Please microwave a small chicken cutlet, spread a little cream cheese on it, stick a candle in it and make a wish for PP as you take a trip down memory lane.
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I hate to say it, but I'm digging that red dress she's wearing in the 8th thumbnail. Very Sadie Frost in "Bram Stoker's Dracula" kind of look.
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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
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She needs to walk in there after she eats that gelatinous nasty crap in the cup.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Submitted by DeeDee on September 27, 2008 - 10:11pm.
This might be the purple drank talking but does thumbnail #18 read "Sell Teeth Thing Within?"
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Thanks for making me look, one look at those earrings and now I know who stole the rims from my car. I think the sign is advertising teeth whitening.
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1. SHE LOOKS LIKE PINNOCHIO. REALLY, JUST LOOK AT HER - YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
2. THE SECOND THUMB HAS CAPTURED HER SOUL - HER INNER SELF, IF YOU WILL.
3. 2nd THUMB, 3rd ROW: Boobies! WHY IS SHE SO TACKY WITH HER BODY LIKE THAT?
4. 4th THUMB, 3rd ROW: MK ALWAYS FINDS THE BEST PICTURES:)
5. JUDGING FROM THE PICTURES OF WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER SHE HAS BEEN AGING FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW.
6. DO YOU THINK SHE COULD BE AN ESCAPED CULT MEMBER? DISCUSS.
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She's a Lady.
happy birthday phoebe !! ;D
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She looks like a fucking zombie in the third pic.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Hey it's my birthday today too!!!! I feel so blessed haha, who knew i shared a bday with the Hot Babe of 2007
Her CELLULITE is twenty-something. I cringe to think what Aubrey O'Day is going to look like in ten years. Hopefully better than this.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She claims she is in her late 20's? I DON'T THINK SO. This prom, or whatever it is, picture is proof possitive she is probably in her late 30's if not slightly over 40. The style of the gown, the HAIR!!! OMG it just screams mid 80's.
OH.MY.GOD. shes got some major camel toe going on in thumbnail #4 don't ask me why I looked.
She looks like a backup singer on the Lawrence Welk show in the main pic. My grandmother used to watch reruns of that shit and the chicks were all dressed like that.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "The red dress pic, if you look at her face, she's actually pretty. She fucked up her face...."
She really did. There was a point somewhere between junior prom and now where she was pretty. Now she's looking freakish.
This might be the purple drank talking but does thumbnail #18 read "Sell Teeth Thing Within?"
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 27, 2008 - 9:54pm.
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Please, stars like Phoebe Price don't die, they go up into the heavens and become celestial bodies.
NICE our birfdays are only 1 day apart! mine is tomorrow the 28th! but I'm actually in my 20s!
do you think she uses her lotion candles on her b-day cake?
Ok, people, if you ever want to be devastated by a star's death...When...no IF Phoebe dies (for she will never truly die), then be devastated at the loss of...well,...er,...um, THAT, what you see above...Yes, that...*awkard pause*...Oh, fuck, g'head and mourn Newman...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She really does smile with eyes...She should soo be a judge on ANTM!
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Submitted by MsDoloD81 on September 28, 2008 - 11:50am.
She actually looked normal at some point in her lifetime!
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At the moment of her birth possibly, before she had hair and before the rampant freckles ensued.
The Pepto Bismal dress isn't doing anyone any favors then or now.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She actually looked normal at some point in her lifetime!
OMG, now I know what my girly parts would look like if I didn't wax....did she intend to look as if pube hairs were growing from her head?
The red dress pic, if you look at her face, she's actually pretty. She fucked up her face....
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
She rocks, you're jealous. Happy birthday gorgeous.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
The fifth thumbnail: Faux ginge Q-tip.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
The hair is so very.
Crispity crunchity.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Is she in the fashion capital in the red dress, where she totally captured the essence of Marylin Monroe?
such a chameleon!
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Holy fucking shit! Mall bangs mates with afro and produces this ugly hair child.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
The dog on the beach looks like he just sniffed her crotch and decided to head in the other direction.
Why the fuck did I click on each of those thumbnails?!
Why?! She's hideous!
That photo pile is a festering, heaping mess of concentrated WRONG.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Happy b-day, you delusional sow!
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
She used to look halfway decent back in the day. Not bad.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
The thumb with the pig is hilarious. Hot BABE of the year, indeed.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
5 bucks she got that at Diane's Formal Affair in her hometown!!
So, what is she 29 again???? *huff*...Allright, I'll put the 29 candles on her DListed Kool-Aid batter birfday cake wif Orange Tang frostin'...What, that shit is DELICIOUS...Yeah, just mix some Kool-Aid (cherry in this case) into your Betty Crocker cake mix, bake as usual, then when you're gonna frost that fucker, beat some Tang into your canned Vanilla frostin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
If she's in her 20's then I can say my avatar picture hasn't been photoshoped.
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The evolution of Phoebe.
By Michael K.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
awww fukkk, her hair reminds me. I forgot a toilet brush.
Her nostrils have always been freakishly large.