Saturday, September 27th 2008
Burning Rubber
Can someone tell Wonky McValtrex that she is not Olivia Newton-John and this is not Grease. Besides, her chicken bone legs don't look right in latex pants. She looks like a greasy drumstick in a condom. The only time latex should touch her is on the inside of her cavernous wasteland of a birth canal. Even then, you know her coochie burns it up. Poor crabs. They are probably suffocating to death because Wonky's skank pants are so tight. Their burning up! It's like a damn clambake up in her chocha.
Here's Cousin shIT looking like a weepy skeezer from down south and Uncle Fester attending a private screening of her upcoming total waste of money/Kodak film bomb 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' held at the Abbey in West Hollywood last night.
There's a difference between dark blonde and dirty, mousey brown. Paris has the latter. And yes, brown eyes. And a hooked nose. And tiny boobs. Isn't it great what a few million on plastic surgery, hair dye and contact lenses can achieve. A haggard latex-clad troll! Her parents must be so proud.
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Hekki, sorry hon, but she is a blonde. Dark blonde, but she is not a brunette. It is the blue eyes that are fake.
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I despise you.
nasty.
That bitch is fucking nasty. ICK!
I would love to push her down a hill or some stairs..and listen to the squeel of her rubber suit. haha. and watch her little man run after her. "I need your money, my shitty band's residuals wont last forever!!!"
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So the fuck what?!
who?
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Oh how pretty!
It kills me how these Hollywood skanks always have their phones in their hands like they are so fucking important, that can't possibly miss a call.
Looks like someone's growing weary of her bullshit relationship.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
i didnt think it was possible for this bitch to look any cheaper..
She looks happy as a f'n clam.
Oh man she looks really trashy...in fact, she looks straight up embarrassed in the main pic! Those pants are terribly tight on her, it doesn't even look good either. And what's his name is an ugly TROLL! Methinks someone is hella stoned too!
Your face!
OMG I have NEVER seen her look SO STUPID! She should slap that idiot for letting her go out like that. I bet the salesgirls who sold her that mess were laughing their asses off after she left---and now they get to enjoy it AGAIN!!
Nicole Richie must be laughing her ass off too. I think it's safe to say Wonky has officially jumped the shark.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on September 28, 2008 - 12:43pm.
You make a really good point. It's an odd line for her to not cross ("I'll make sex tape for the world to see, but no way in hell will I get fake titties!") but I now have a fraction of a degree of respect for her thanks to you.
Bwaahaaahaaahaaa!!!
You are a joke, Parasite. Looking mighty busted, indeed, en route to watching your busted ass "film".
Tired ass whore.
The only reason Wonky actually got a part in this bomb is because SHE paid THEM.
And nobody else is going to pay to see it, that's for sure.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on September 28, 2008 - 8:59am.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on September 28, 2008 - 4:12am.
Although she is a total skank I have to admire her for still refraining from getting fake breasts.
I can only imagine how hard and tempting it must be with an a-cup to live in a world of plastic monster-boobed women and still refusing to get a boob job.
Even for her there seems to be a line she won't cross.
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Please do not give the oozing herp pustule that is Paris Hilton credit on any level.
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Come on, I'll have to give credit where credit is due. She lives in a city where men are used to women doing everything to live up to their ridiculous standards and porn-infested images of how a woman has to look to be worth it to get even recognized by men.
Especially women in Hollywood do anything to look sexually attractive for men and men are used to think that it is a natural thing to do.
'You don't have big boobs, then get 'em done, bitch or I'll quickly find another slut that already has big tits or will get a boob job to please me.'
Where's a sniper when you need one?
@ Dr. Dick
I agree, I thought the same when I saw the pics.
Hekki, sorry hon, but she is a blonde. Dark blonde, but she is not a brunette. It is the blue eyes that are fake.
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when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists;
I never did anything to you man...but no matter what I try you beat me with your bitter lies...
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
Lay off the blonde jokes. Paris isn't a real blonde.
Unless the jokes are about stupid brunette sluts who honestly think people will think they're natural blondes. Then they all make sense.
K2, look at Paris's hair...she wants to BE Nicole. Dating Nicole's bf's twin, now the hair....it is pathetic.
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when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists;
I never did anything to you man...but no matter what I try you beat me with your bitter lies...
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
Why does her relationship seem so phony? I'm just not buying the fact that she's into a dude with tattoos. She use to bang every rich pretty boy out there. Now she's with this dumpy dude, why? I tend to think she's very envious of her friend Nicole Richie and seems to want her life. What other reason for dating the twin brother? really? What an odd ball pairing. Yes, I'm sure he has an outstanding personality and wonderful sense of humor........... but I think she's hard up to get married and have kids and this guy seems to put up with her stupidity and antics. She just might not let this one go.... yet.
And it isn't Halloween girl! And you know her ass looks like a flat board with a garbage bag stretched over it.
The dude on the cell phone in this pic http://www.dlisted.com/node/28481/images/80927W1_HILTON_P_B_GR_03.jpg is like "hey I didn't order crabs". And check out that black dude with the red and black tie -- tell me that isn't Latarian Milton's daddy.
every time i see a pic of wonky with benji these days she's always dressed as some "rocker chick" she's trying too hard to be like him and it's almost sad to watch.....
Oh, I didn't even recognize the stank
she looks like Hatchet-face from the Cry-Baby movie.
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t283/L0renza/Hatchet-Face.jpg
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on September 28, 2008 - 4:12am.
Although she is a total skank I have to admire her for still refraining from getting fake breasts.
I can only imagine how hard and tempting it must be with an a-cup to live in a world of plastic monster-boobed women and still refusing to get a boob job.
Even for her there seems to be a line she won't cross.
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Please do not give the oozing herp pustule that is Paris Hilton credit on any level.
That a woman would skin a Michelin tire and wear it's hide animi causa leaves me slightly disturbed.
This outfit is a voice piece through which Paris makes her loudest statements.
She is saying, 'I am Hunter. I am Woman. I am Easy-Wipe.'
Paris doesn't care if you hurl your insults at her like regret-filled condoms are so casually tossed to the side when you are phoning a taxi for the madonna that you shamed your mother's name with but a few hours before. Your slings and arrows are of no consequence to this bouncy, shiny, slip-resilient warrior.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
What the fuck does she see in that goober? They are some of the ugliest dudes! And how can she go from Nick Carter to THAT??? What a whore.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by speakit on September 27, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Sorry, this a long joke but it made me el oh el.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, " I was going through my daughters drawers, and I found a bottle of beer. I can't believe my daughter drinks."
Then the brunette says, " well I was cleaning my daughters room, and I found a pack of cigarettes. I can't believe my daughter smokes."
Then the blonde says, " I was making my daughters bed, and I found a condom. I can't believe my daughter has a penis.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!
He looks like he has never left the 'dorf.
Although she is a total skank I have to admire her for still refraining from getting fake breasts.
I can only imagine how hard and tempting it must be with an a-cup to live in a world of plastic monster-boobed women and still refusing to get a boob job.
Even for her there seems to be a line she won't cross.
'Repo! The Genetic Opera'?? Sounds like something you could only watch when you're drunk.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
They Both look like shit here!
Excerpt from our Paris Hilton profile:
She’s got reality shows, best friend hos, fancy clothes, home-made pornos, and a million six packs of Rich Proseccos.
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
She looks stoned as usual. Now she has wonky lips! She had collagen.
" i just admire the way she thinks so highly of herself, her self-confidence... "
See, I would just chalk this up to her being a total bitch.
But that's just me.
Seriously, Paul Newman is dead and this waste of space still walks. I don't see the justice in that.
I'm not one to wish for anyone's death, and I'm not going to start now, but man this just nauseates me. She probably doesn't even know who Paul Newman is.
Are you there God? It's me RichBitch! Can we swap Paris Hilton for just one more day of Paul Newman on Earth? Pretty please?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Submitted by KA on September 28, 2008 - 2:36pm.
I'm so dorky for saying this, I know, but I'm just DYING to know why Wonky is so sad. DYING to know.
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So Benge arrives to pick her up and sets eye on what the silly cow is wearing. He knows he's gonna be ragged to the MAX for dragging around a rubber grommet. Benge tells her to go get her arse changed. She refuses and pouts throughout the whole evening.
And he's pissed off because she's turned him into laughing stock AGAIN. And he's right.
Submitted by KA on September 28, 2008 - 12:36am.
I'm dying to know what we can do to make sure it continues.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
First time I ever saw a concave corset...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
HAHAHAHAHA. The big picture of her is soooo bad. Her nose looks like a dick and her mouth looks like swollen pussy lips... LMAO. Terrible.
I'm so dorky for saying this, I know, but I'm just DYING to know why Wonky is so sad. DYING to know.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 27, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Uncle.
~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 27, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Baby seal walks into a club.
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LOL!
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Paris and Benji were on an elevator. A man in a dark suit stepped in with them. They noticed he had dandruff build up on his shoulder. After he got off on his floor, Benji said, "Someone needs to give that poor guy some Head and Shoulders." Paris asked, "How do you give shoulders?"
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 12:00am.
That was only 12 seconds.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were shopping when Paris suddenly realized she locked her keys in the car. So they went back and Paris got out her tweezers to try to pick the lock. She tried for a couple of minutes and then Nicole gave it a try. “Hurry!” Paris said. “It’s starting to rain. And the top is down!”
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
:P
Baby seal walks into a club.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.