Saturday, September 27th 2008
Burning Rubber
Can someone tell Wonky McValtrex that she is not Olivia Newton-John and this is not Grease. Besides, her chicken bone legs don't look right in latex pants. She looks like a greasy drumstick in a condom. The only time latex should touch her is on the inside of her cavernous wasteland of a birth canal. Even then, you know her coochie burns it up. Poor crabs. They are probably suffocating to death because Wonky's skank pants are so tight. Their burning up! It's like a damn clambake up in her chocha.
Here's Cousin shIT looking like a weepy skeezer from down south and Uncle Fester attending a private screening of her upcoming total waste of money/Kodak film bomb 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' held at the Abbey in West Hollywood last night.
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Slutty!! ♥♥ Voddie/cran/lime. Because scurvy is not my friend.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 27, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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Hahahaha... I can haz sum?
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
That is PARIS????
Sheee-it. I thought it was Chupacabra Zoe.
Dayum, Grrrrrrl! Use some of your party-hosting money and get some moisturizer for your face or somethin'. Sheee-it.
I see one seal, one penguin.
Face it, Paris is a good ride and she always picks up the tab. Wonky is with prepuce-in-a-hat because his twin prepuce is with Ritchie's clitoris which also always picks up the tab.
I just had a horrible thought - imagine if Wonk got pregnant and gave birth to twin girls. I'd go step on a land mine.
islandgirl on September 27, 2008 - 9:37pm
I has dirty punchez.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Hello IG, whatcha drinking tonight? BTW, I didn't know that Hawaiian Punch was still being made. angel_I....that avie, you make cholaizing an art.
Hello Mr. President, nice to see you....actually I don't think Rod required them to have 2 legs...I could see Rod pulling a Sir Paul.
Hahahahha Mr Pres! Two legs and a pulse!
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 27, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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You have a punch-stache!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on September 27, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Does anyone else think that in that photo she looks like something that Rod Stewart would have banged or married in the 70's?
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You mean two legs and a pulse?
Hey, good to see ya BTW.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Does anyone else think that in that photo she looks like something that Rod Stewart would have banged or married in the 70's?
*Paris zombie hand waves to everyone*
I didn't say that Canada had to keep her skank ass, I just said I wanted a hunter to bludgeon her ass; give me credit for being a little humane.
Hello PSL doll, long time no see on DL.
islandgirl on September 27, 2008 - 9:24pm
Yea, no.
SLACKER!!!
I have no game except a Hawaiian punch mustache.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Wha? Do my eyes deceive me? *gasp* She looks like an angel sent from heaven!
I love the way the fag with flipflops on the phone is looking at her.
Bradi, please tell me there's some voddie in that Hawaiian Punch.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Slutty, what did Canada ever do to you? :0)
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Slutty, you must hate Canada. We should not be exporting our toxic waste. Of course, Canada should take back Avril and Celine.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
SLUTTS!!!!!!!
Tears have just sprung to my eyes! And not because I thought of Paris being able to have children....they are tears of JOY!
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
yu
gee
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WHY?
She ain't got no alibi,
SHE'S A HO!
p.s. i was a total slacker today, i got NOTHING accomplished.
*sips a Hawaiian punch, haven't had any in AGES*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
If we send her to Canada, does anyone think there's a good chance that she will be mistaken for a seal in those pants and be bludgeoned to death?
Also, the guy in the 2nd thumbnail, I haven't seen an antennae that long on a cell phone since 1996.
Holy Hell, I haven't been around in weeks and this is how MK ends our Saturday night. *Pops open the Grey Goose* This could be a painful night!
Submitted by Mr. President on September 27, 2008 - 8:17pm.
Can't wait for Paris to have kids.
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Well, if Jenna can do it, so can Paris. Provided there's a turkey baster involved.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
I like to imagine that the guy on his cel. in the thumb is Michael K.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 27, 2008 - 9:17pm.
angel, you look beautiful tonight. You have outdone yourself.....lol
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Thank you, dahlink! SO many inspirational hos in the world - I can't even tell you!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
Can't wait for Paris to have kids.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
angel, you look beautiful tonight. You have outdone yourself.....lol
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Lemme just take this edit to remind us all that Paris has sex with the Devil on the daily.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Huh?
Edit... OK, the light just went on. ♥
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Submitted by EvilShoe on September 27, 2008 - 9:08pm.
Hi angel_i!
You talking about messaging made me remember this cool site I heard about on the radio the other day. jott.com It text messages for you using your voice. It's free.
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Tres cool! I totally have to check that - ina couple of weeks when it's not so nuts. If it's back up it's prolly glitchy as hell until they get a hold of things...
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
As much as I hate to admit it, Pam Anderson did the Barbed Wire look much better. It helps if you have tits, however fake. SQUISH!!!
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Submitted by Mr. President on September 27, 2008 - 9:05pm.
D-A: You know, for the next few weeks at least I'll think of this thread every time I hear the word "squishy". Yecch.
Good to see you D-A and everyone.
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And Mike thinks she makes that sound even when she's nude. OMG!! I'm gonna be sick! Bleah.
Dropping by again to see the latest is just so sad...just one more reminder about the vacuum of talent and real hotness and proud humanity left after Mr. Newman left us. /checking out again and going out to a short film festival where I'll see real acting/good night all!
Hi angel_i!
You talking about messaging made me remember this cool site I heard about on the radio the other day. jott.com It text messages for you using your voice. It's free.
When they talked about it on the radio the site was so bogged down it crashed so hopefully after posting this its okay. lol
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by islandgirl on September 27, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Picture yourself where every time you go out, everywhere you go there are people staring at you and whispering.
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I hate when that happens. :-)
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Yeah - it's why I don't live in NFLD, among other reasons. It's a lovely place to visit, tho:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Picture yourself where every time you go out, everywhere you go there are people staring at you and whispering.
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I hate when that happens. :-)
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
She is totally copying Nicole's hair with these bangs, and longer hair. I swear, she wants to be Nicole.....this is funny...
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
D-A: You know, for the next few weeks at least I'll think of this thread every time I hear the word "squishy". Yecch.
Good to see you D-A and everyone.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 27, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 27, 2008 - 8:22pm.
The look on the guy with the cellphone on pic 2 says it all. Why is this cunt always texting??
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I was thinking the same thing! He's saying "Bitch, please" with his eyes.
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O - I thought it was the squeaky sound her thighs were making!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
I have the answer to the hands only pda thing(ie never in the bag) y'all. It's like a security blanket. Picture yourself where every time you go out, everywhere you go there are people staring at you and whispering. Sometimes they take pictures. You want them to do this but what they want is to see you the way you are when everything is NORMAL. And that's how you want them to see you too...But it's never normal...a quick fix? "O - I need to look at my PDA because someone messaged me/ I need to message someone! And now I can pretend like I don't even see you!"
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
Submitted by Cheez-It on September 27, 2008 - 8:22pm.
The look on the guy with the cellphone on pic 2 says it all. Why is this cunt always texting??
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I was thinking the same thing! He's saying "Bitch, please" with his eyes.
oh, and i love the fact that she´s always laughing
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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 27, 2008 - 8:54pm.
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Daaaamniiiit! I was referring to the sound plastic makes when rubbed together. Not her vadge or piss lips or whatever. Now I made myself siiiiick! Hoik! Just kidding!
Hello, Manimal! Hello, Mr. President! How are you both this evening?
I'll never use "squishy" as a descriptor ever again.
Hi Manimal! I didn't mean to blow you off there!
I am watching Chris Rock's latest stand up, and it's not that good, I am sad to say.
OT: These two having sex is a frightening thought.
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 27, 2008 - 9:46pm.
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no problem ;)
**whatever**
ok Dea....thank you for answering my question...:)
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Submitted by Mr. President on September 27, 2008 - 9:13pm.
With kneepad implants she's ready anytime.HAHA
With those leather pants her on her vadge must be suffocating. Maybe thats the squishy sounds DA is talking about? *grossing myself out*
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 27, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Thank God! I thought you were talking about her piss flaps. And that would be wrong. :P
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LMAO! No..I wouldn't go there. I have a sensitive gag reflex.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 27, 2008 - 9:46pm.
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sure. well, i always have a hard time explaining it to people, but it´s got nothing to do with her racist remarks or anything like that. i just like the way she always seems to be above what other people think about her. doesn´t really mean i agree with the things she does. i just admire the way she thinks so highly of herself, her self-confidence... i don´t know how to explain this. lol
but i don´t think people are haters or jealous of her, if they don´t like her. it´s not like she´s a saint or anything...
**whatever**
Submitted by dead-actress on September 27, 2008 - 8:49pm.
I'm awesome. Thanks for asking.
Submitted by dead-actress on September 27, 2008 - 7:48pm.
I meant the sound plastic/latex makes when rubbed together...like plastic gloves make that "squishy" sound when wet.
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Thank God! I thought you were talking about her piss flaps. And that would be wrong. :P
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