Saturday, September 27th 2008
Burning Rubber
Can someone tell Wonky McValtrex that she is not Olivia Newton-John and this is not Grease. Besides, her chicken bone legs don't look right in latex pants. She looks like a greasy drumstick in a condom. The only time latex should touch her is on the inside of her cavernous wasteland of a birth canal. Even then, you know her coochie burns it up. Poor crabs. They are probably suffocating to death because Wonky's skank pants are so tight. Their burning up! It's like a damn clambake up in her chocha.
Here's Cousin shIT looking like a weepy skeezer from down south and Uncle Fester attending a private screening of her upcoming total waste of money/Kodak film bomb 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' held at the Abbey in West Hollywood last night.
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Submitted by mike on September 27, 2008 - 8:42pm.
She always does, even when nude.
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Oh, that's too funny...and sick. LMAO!!
Hello, Mike. How are you this evening?
Submitted by islandgirl on September 27, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Blech. Oh, and blech. Did I mention blech?
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LOL! Oh, darlin...I meant the sound plastic/latex makes when rubbed together...like plastic gloves make that "squishy" sound when wet. Okay, now I'm making myself sick. Never mind....
Dea, may I inquire why? What about her do you love? I am sincerely curious, because I cannot fathom why anyone would love or respect this disgusting human being.
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Is it Halloween already?
Submitted by dead-actress on September 27, 2008 - 7:38pm.
I wonder if she is making "squishy" noises when she walks.
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Blech. Oh, and blech. Did I mention blech?
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 27, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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not really
**whatever**
Manimal, she doesn't need to wear knee pads. She has knee pad implants.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
What, no knee pads? I'm sure Benji doesn't care what she wears as long as he gets to see her suck "literally" later without the clown clothes on. oops
Hi PSL
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Submitted by dead-actress on September 27, 2008 - 8:38pm.
I wonder if she is making "squishy" noises when she walks.
She always does, even when nude.
SO,,,,, two douches were walking down the street..
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by Dea on September 27, 2008 - 5:39pm.
i really love paris,
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please tell me you are kidding. Please? PLEASE?
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Hooker shoes!
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Submitted by Mr. President on September 27, 2008 - 7:36pm.
IG, it is punishment sticking it in Paris, alright. Plus he has to go through all the trouble of picking off her vaginal scabs prior to entry.
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Mr. Pres, my mind's eye has been scarred for life with that visual. JAYSUS!!
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
i really love paris, but it seems her face is melting/making a turn to it´s right. don´t really know what it means.
**whatever**
I didn't even recognize her--she looks so old! Paris could use a nap. I just want to wrap a blanket around her, give her some soup, and deep-condition her hair. While I'm in a Hazmat suit.
God DAYUM she looks beat.....who told her she could dress like beth the bounty hunter?
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I wonder if she is making "squishy" noises when she walks.
Which one is he again? He looks like he's about to cry from the pain of the death grip she has on him. MAN HANDS!!
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Did she have collagen injections in her lips, or is she just saying prune?
I would think most men are willing to fuck her as long as a stick with a fake penis attached is involved.
No one wants to get near that chocha....or should.
IG, it is punishment sticking it in Paris, alright. Plus he has to go through all the trouble of picking off her vaginal scabs prior to entry.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
How old is she 20 something or 50 something? Bitch looks beat!
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"her chicken bone legs don't look right in latex pants"
I dunno, bro, I think this is about the best she's ever looked. Then again, I have a latex fetish. I'd have to see her turdcutter in these to make a proper call.
hate her or not, she is a gloriously big wide bitch.
Cheez-It, she has LOTS and LOTS of friends! she's a really healthy person to have in someone's life, so everyone wants her! So badly, she had to creat a reality show competition!
*barfs*
I.G.! Hilarious! His sentence for being a douche, is having to stick his dick in Paris.....
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 27, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Skank's jaw looks so square/hard in these pics!
That's just because she's alongside the King of the Douches, for whom a jawline is unknown.
yay!! new post!!! YAAAAAAY
**whatever**
I know sometimes we girls put on crazy getups (according to guys, they don't get it sometimes) in the name of fashion. This is not fashionable and I'm sure Benji is thinking, "WTF is she wearing now?" but with good reason.
P.S. Something is seriously off with her face. I'd pinpoint it but I think it might be the way it all comes together.
Can you imagine the sweat-storm that happens inside those things? And then the stench? Oh what am I saying--there's already a stench from Wonky's holes. UGH! She is a waste of oxygen.
*running through thread* Making din-din for the BF. *stop to read post and look at pic* Grrr...Skank! *round house kick to snatchal area while still carrying pan of pot roast* Back to making din-din!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
So I guess we can safely assume that she did NOT have a boob job...
"I got crabs! They're multiplin'! And I'm loooosing control!" *scratch*
Cheeze-it> She's probably Pretend Texting, like I do sometimes when I'm at a concert and feel awkward and have no-one to talk to.
Opps. My secret's out.
She has so many STDs that LA health officials now require her to wear a full body condom.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
The look on the guy with the cellphone on pic 2 says it all. Why is this cunt always texting??
I can't even quantify how much I loathe this disease ridden skank. Is that supposed to be her 'rock chick' look? Christ on a cracker.
Edited to add... I was going to say that he needs to be kicked in the penis. But putting it in that is punishment enough. They deserve each other. ACK!!!
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Thank god a new post LOL! I feel like such a loser.
Anyway she looks haggard as shit. And yes shes dressing like a "rocker" because her boyfriend is in a "rock" band.
Skank's jaw looks so square/hard in these pics!
I actually think she has nice legs, and they are pretty toned. Her upper body is wimpy- skinny fat. I'd love to kick her fucking non-existent ass up and down Robertson.........GOD, I fucking hate her.
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
I can't believe those two are still together.She is copying that new Tranny Clown hair-do and it looks just as bad on her.Her outfit is awful,she can never pull off a look like that.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.