Tina Fey Is Back For More

Submitted by radio siren on September 28, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 11:46am.
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'Kay! But you can pull your pants back up, I wasn't gonna go there.

Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:50pm

Aw, now we're pro militant pro choicers.
See what happens when facts rear their heads.

Oh sure, Palin is self sufficient, she said no to the boys club, she hasn't met the Victim Advocates club.
They will drill her a new one, Palin will be owned!

Hey, go ahead, support the most Militant candidate since Reagan, hope you like watching a war with Iran and Russia every night.

(ACK! WTF! Ok, I'm done responding to the freak)

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Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:36pm.

"Congress is in charge of the money, mensa. Guess who is in charge in Congress?"
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By 8 years I was referring to the entire 3 stooges administration. The house leader is Democrat, the senate President is Dick Cheney. And I hate to correct you, your intelligence, but the President can still be responsible for spending getting final approval. And the current president is...

that's right, Amurkka's #1 drinkin buddy.

Not to mention his grand leadership skills in appointing financial leaders and advisers who couldn't guess at what happens when a bubble bursts. The people who lead these industries are ALL appointed by the President, not the people.

"This has nothing to do with Bush's policies. learn something."
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This has everything to do with the current administration's policies and incompetence, as well as greed from consumers. I don't think the Democrats are not off the hook, and there should have been alarms sounded before this could happen. However to absolve Bush is just ignorant.

"I don't like ANY of them but don't act like the Dems are the saviors coming in to fix everything."

You definitely seem to lean far right. I think that whoever makes it into office in November is going to have a tough road ahead - VERY tough. I don't think Obama is a savior, but based on who he's surrounding himself with I have more confidence in the team he's building than the MILF ticket and Rove neocons McCain's bringing along for the ride.

I feel for McCain, he's old, and he's doing whatever he can to win - because for him it's been a while coming. But in his ambition he's standing on the shoulders of a lot of the same abortion poster children who are responsible for screwing the country in the ass now.

Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:50pm.

What about people who were raped? Or victims or incest? You're assuming all unwanted pregnancies were somehow the woman's fault. No one here is a "militant pro-choicer" who thinks that all women should be going out and getting knocked up just for the fun of getting an abortion. But we are not in favor of forcing women to pay for their own rape kits or to give birth to something that a criminal put inside them. There's a bit of a difference.

Also, it is quite easy for the President or Vice President to overturn Roe v. Wade. The 4 youngest and newest Supreme Court justices, including the Chief Justice, are all VERY conservative, and most have stated that they would like to overturn Roe v. Wade. McCain has said this as well. As soon as one of the older one dies and he appoints another conservative, it's gone. If McCain should kick it or pull a Reagan, Palin is likely to appoint someone who will make Scalia look like Ted Kennedy.

Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 1:47pm.

I need to go outside and play or something productive.
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I'm not allowed to play team sports anymore.

Going biking alone - say a prayer for all pedestrians.

I loved tennnis clothing when I was a young teenager. So hot.

Where the hell is tigerlilly? Sandbitch and I are waiting for the beatdown.

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Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 11:46am.
I have a feather. Who wants a tickle? come on.. don't be shy.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

This Dem Congress has been a disgrace. Admit it. They haven't done ANYTHING they said they would do and pussed out big time. They basically LIED to get elected. Only a blind lib wouldn't admit that.

And Palin is SELF SUFFICIENT because she isn't looking to government to protect her like a little fukken pansy. If she gets knocked up, she's having the fukken kid. I admire her for that and for knowing the CHOICE lies when you're lying with some drunk loser who is begging to stick it in with no rubber and not after a baby is growing in your fukken belly.

i don't even vote on the abortion issue at all but you militant pro choicers are fukken morons.

I'm out. I'll look back to read your meltdowns.

Sure, I saw Bill and Hillary. I'm just saying..why not the current crop of democrats? Surely there is something there to satirize...maybe Oprah and Michelle meeting unexpectedly, something funny, that's all. Why not?

Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 1:46pm.

I have a feather. Who wants a tickle? come on.. don't be shy.
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Can I chew on the stem? That's what my kitty does with the feathers I bring home for him, the sick fuck.

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I am scared shitless at the thought that this woman can be the President.

Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:40pm.

Less than 5 years ago, sodomy was still illegal in a number of states. The police could come in your home, catch you having gay sex, and throw you in jail. That wasn't overturned by the Supreme Court until Lawrence v. Texas in 2003.

That's just ONE example of Republicans being all up in your business. They have also tried to prevent contraception from being sold to married couples, and then single women, continually try to prevent ANYONE from getting an abortion, et. al.

Don't even pretend your argument about the Republicans being for "choice" in anything is based in any sort of truth or rational thought!

Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I need to go outside and play or something productive.

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Wanna go play tennis? I'll let you win... okay, no I suck, so you'll win.

I have a feather. Who wants a tickle? come on.. don't be shy.

I can't believe I'm reading this drivel. I need to go outside and play or something productive.

Fandango you are too boring for words.

Does anyone here read posts that are as long as his?

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 28, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:31pm

She already stated she believes Roe vs. Wade should be over turned and would support it and help it if they came into office.
Any woman that can sit on TV and say "I support life" after being asked if rape victims and incest victims were to get pregnant as a result of such depraved and violent acts, is not someone who has a room to expand her very narrow views.

So, yea, she would try and expel her "beliefs".

So tell me, how would the vice president go about oveturning Roe v. Wade? I'll answer for you: the vice president can't.

And so the fukk what if that's what she thinks? Maybe she thinks YOU'RE full of shit. So the fukk what? She either locksteps in with every single issue you have or she's evil? Fukk that.

That's some pansy ass shit if you ask me. No offense to you personally.

I have little doubt who will win the election, with that, in 4 years, Hillary will president anyway.
What America wants is America back in American hands and pocket books, period.

Ok, I'm done.
I blogged at CrackSpace, some of you I know are over my rants, to you, my apologies.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:36pm.

2 issues -- the Republicans were in charge in the White House AND Congress for the past 6 years. The Democrats controlled Congress for the past 2. Not quite sure how that translates into "the Democrats are ruining this country," as this recession has been coming since long before the Democrats took Congress.

Second, failing to see how 5-state-colleges-for-a-B.A. Palin is somehow more "self-sufficient" than Obama, who was raised by a single mother and went on to attend such shitholes as Harvard and Columbia, entirely on his own merit. Oh, wait, that's probably "affirmative action" or something, right? But wait -- that applies to women too!

She's self-sufficient? Is that why she has handlers and won't take any press and has to cram for interviews and still doesn't make any sense? She certainly wasn't self-sufficient as a governor when she lobbied for all those earmarks!

I think it's hilarious that you consider liberals to be whiny considering how much the right is whining about the awful, awful treatment Palin is getting...you know, the same treatment EVERY public figure receives?

Social programs allow people to get ahead. There's no shame in them. I think of it as a hand-up, not a hand-out, as long as people aren't taking advantage. If you've ever received grants for higher education, you've benefited from social programs. I would much rather my tax dollars help someone who needs it then to go toward a wrong-headed "war".

tuna> So I guess you missed the impressions of Bill and Hillary? Lorne Michaels donated to McCain's campaign and one of the head writers on SNL is a Republican, so please.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 28, 2008 - 2:33pm.
"Americans want small government and less taxes. Obama stands for neither."

So cutting taxes on people making less than $250k year isn't less taxes? I see...

I don't consider things like the Patriot Act to be condusive to small government.
In general, the Republicans want to be all up in my business...what I chose to do w. my own body, who I chose to sleep with. That is not small government.
"Thanks, but no thanks!"

McCain's tax plan cuts taxes for EVERYBODY.

Why should successful people be hit with more taxes? Is this whole thing about becoming a success actually: "Work your ass off to become a success and then the federal government can jack up your taxes because some people aren't as successful as you!"?

WTF is that?

How do the Republicans want to be "all up in your" business? They believe in certain things. So the fukk what? So do you. So do I. Live your life and quit whining! Nobody is making you do fukken anything. IF you want to go smoke a dick, go smoke a fukken dick. When you get arrested for it, then let me know. Nobody is stopping you.

Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 1:31pm.

Why do you come to a GOSSIP BLOG to spout your political views?

Do you ever reply to non-political posts?

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Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:31pm

She already stated she believes Roe vs. Wade should be over turned and would support it and help it if they came into office.
Any woman that can sit on TV and say "I support life" after being asked if rape victims and incest victims were to get pregnant as a result of such depraved and violent acts, is not someone who has a room to expand her very narrow views.

So, yea, she would try and expel her "beliefs".

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

I don't want to enter this debate, but I'd just like to say most people are generally whiny pussies regardless of their party affiliation. :)

Submitted by aquarius on September 28, 2008 - 3:19pm.

Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:10pm.
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It's truly horrible aquarius. They send their kids to other countries (at government expense) to learn other languages, and learn about other cultures, mothers (and fathers in some places) get paid leave to spend time with their children and don't have to worry about their jobs being gone when they return, people can go to college without it breaking the bank...

Abysmal, just abysmal. How do those bass ackwards places function?

Submitted by Star Jonez on September 28, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:14pm.
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Are you getting these things directly from Faux News? I really don't understand how you can just witness $700 billion go to correcting a screwed up system - under a Republican president, with very "conservative" advisers - and somehow think that changing parts of that would be bad.

How do you look at the fuck ups of the past 8 years and want to continue in that path? I'm socially liberal, and financially conservative and the Republicans have done more to piss away money than any of the Democratic social programs. I mean, I know it's appalling that you shouldn't have to go bankrupt if you get sick, or that children should be able to get a decent education regardless of their parents' financial standing - cause that would raise your taxes! But how do you look at this financial crap that just happened and go "yeah, the Republicans really know how to handle a budget!"

Congress is in charge of the money, mensa. Guess who is in charge in Congress?

This recent thing is the fault of mainly 3 people:

Bush, for not having the balls to make the Dems in Congress prevent this crap
Dodd
Barney Frank

This has nothing to do with Bush's policies. learn something.

Obama is a fukken assclown who just want to grow government.

The GOP are assclowns who have spent like drunken sailors too.

I don't like ANY of them but don't act like the Dems are the saviors coming in to fix everything. That is just naive as all hell. They are just as culpable in all of this crap as anybody. They voted FOR the war. They are ass deep in this economic meltdown. They caved on the wiretapping deal.

They are MORE full of shit MORE often than the idiot Republicans.

"Americans want small government and less taxes. Obama stands for neither."

So cutting taxes on people making less than $250k year isn't less taxes? I see...

I don't consider things like the Patriot Act to be condusive to small government.
In general, the Republicans want to be all up in my business...what I chose to do w. my own body, who I chose to sleep with. That is not small government.
"Thanks, but no thanks!"

"Submitted by aquarius on September 28, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:18pm.

The difference is that he recognizes that he is entitled to his beliefs without forcing them onto the entire country, like Palin wants to do."

And how do you know that, Merlin? I don't recall any proof coming out that she's attempted to force anything upon anybody.

I like her. I like her a lot. Way more than mccain. Why? because she's a SELF-SUFFICIENT person and not some whiny assclown who thinks the government exists to wipe everybody's asshole.

Then again, liberals are generally whiny pussies, so I'm shocked a bunch of crybabies don't like her.

Submitted by tuna528 on September 28, 2008 - 3:28pm.

The only person they've got to do Obama is Keenan, and he needs to lose about 300 pounds first! And to stop sucking.

Let's face it, Fey as Palin (no matter what your party affiliation) is way funnier than anything they could come up with for Obama.

Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:14pm.
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Are you getting these things directly from Faux News? I really don't understand how you can just witness $700 billion go to correcting a screwed up system - under a Republican president, with very "conservative" advisers - and somehow think that changing parts of that would be bad.

How do you look at the fuck ups of the past 8 years and want to continue in that path? I'm socially liberal, and financially conservative and the Republicans have done more to piss away money than any of the Democratic social programs. I mean, I know it's appalling that you shouldn't have to go bankrupt if you get sick, or that children should be able to get a decent education regardless of their parents' financial standing - cause that would raise your taxes! But how do you look at this financial crap that just happened and go "yeah, the Republicans really know how to handle a budget!"

So when is somebody going to do some Democratic impressions? What's the matter, are they all sacred? The media is so far left they can't stand up straight!

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 28, 2008 - 11:20am.

The man is incapable of ever taking a bad picture, so anything you post of him will be easy on the eyes. I look forward to the future gorgeous avies!

Did you hear that the Republican party has hired a whole shitload of people to coach Palin in foreign policy, last minute, so that she doesn't make a complete fool of herself during the upcoming debate? Not sure if that strategy is going to work or not, but it'll be interesting to watch! How can you cram for something like that when dealing with such important issues?

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

This is much less painful to watch than the real Palin because here we know "Palin" and everyone around her is completely aware of her shortcomings and it's amusing. In the real interviews she speaks of everything in general, with strong opinions to overcompensate for lack of true knowledge and there are still people around her defending her right to be VP. Man, I'm not saying she hasn't accomplished anything. She has, but she's not at the level of VP. Not only lack of experience but more importantly, lack of political awareness. She really seems to know very little about what's going on outside of her state.

Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:18pm.

The difference is that he recognizes that he is entitled to his beliefs without forcing them onto the entire country, like Palin wants to do.

radio siren on September 28, 2008 - 3:15pm

OMG I know, after her crash course in Foreign Politicalology, it reminded me of Peggy Hill getting her PhD on cassette tape, when Jeff Goldblum was a scam artist.

Thank you for the avie love, I have the bestest fwends, they send me pics now!

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Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 3:10pm.

Yes, SOCIALISM is EVIL... just ask anyone here who lives in Holland, Sweden, Norway, Finland, France, or any other horrible horrible socialist country! Boy, I'd hate to see that happen to the U.S.! Our system is so successful!

"And McCain is a moderate in the truest sense of the word. The whole spectrum has shifted to the left."

Yeah, that's why a CREATIONIST is running for VP... that's totally moderate. It's funny how the hardcore conservatives never think of themselves that way... I do think political persuasions are a bell curve and about 70% of Americans are somewhere in the middle, but you are not one of them.

If you want to go live in those white power shitholes, go ahead.

Biden's a fukken Catholic. What's your point?

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 28, 2008 - 11:09am.

Hahahahaha, oh my God, THAT'S who Palin reminds me of...Peggy Hill! Perfect analogy! I've been trying to put my finger on who she resembles and you nailed it perfectly!

BTW, your new Coop avie is gorgeous and making me drool.... ;) I give my full approval!

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

"Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 28, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Fandango, your opinion is so well thought out and respectable, that you just changed my mind.

How can ANYONE vote Republican after the LAST EIGHT YEARS? It is unfathomable to me."

Um, perhaps because the Democrats have their heads completely up their asses and don't know what the fukk they're doing?

Obama should be up 20 points right now. he's not because he's full of shit. They are ALL full of shit but people don't want socialism.

Forget the religious bullshit. The GOP is the moderate party now and the Dems are far left loons. That's just the way it is.

And McCain is a moderate in the truest sense of the word. The whole spectrum has shifted to the left.

And I'm not trying to convince you of anything. Vote for Obama. I hope he wins. I could use 4 years of laughs when he gets in there with his commie friends in Congress.

Americans want small government and less taxes. Obama stands for neither.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 28, 2008 - 8:51am.
Submitted by Fandango on September 28, 2008 - 9:48am.

you are going to bring up Obama's coke use from how many years ago? Please....*rolls eyes*

No Politician is a Saint. I couldn't give a fuck about any of them doing drugs in college/youth.

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Agreed! You're going to be hard-put to find anyone born after 1940 who didn't at least experiment with drugs in their youth, especially those who came of age in the 1960s and 1970s. If it wasn't a full-fledged habit, i.e. experimentation only, didn't continue past college, and the candidate has been otherwise law-abiding, it's really not a big deal these days.

Tina Fey was brilliant as always. I adore her...and Phil Hartman is still one of the most genius comic performers ever.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

"Submitted by Tyroan on September 28, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Palin is so stupefyingly stupid, I imagine Tina Fey's head hurts just satirizing her.

Fandango probably voted for Bush twice, 'nuff said."

I have never voted for a Republican. But in the last several years I have realized that the Democrats are MORE evil than the GOP. They don't care about the poor and minorities; they just want the black and liberal vote. That's way more insidious than what the GOP is selling. they want the poor to stay right where they are.

If you want socialism, fine, vote Obama. We can all be poor that way. Sounds great.

I missed this! DAMMIT!!!
I did see the debate skit, Darrel Hammond is a friggin' genius.
I only tuned in to see Duffy.

Well, Thursday night should be AWESOMNESS!
Peggy Hill vs. Wink Martindale
I like Biden enough, he still reminds me of a game show host though.
And Palin can suck my Moose ass.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Evilshoe> That second video...I seriously doubt it exists, and if it does perhaps it wasn't said in a positive way, just a realistic "This is going to happen" way, since Islam is the fastest growing religion right now. I would want to know the context it was said in. I know people who have worked w. Obama on his campaign...as in, actually met and talked w. him & how they describe his personality and how genuine he was just doesn't mesh with things like that. The first video seems more believable...and I can't say I wouldn't agree w. him in some respects, IF he did indeed say those things.
I had actually never heard of Obama before he started running and during the primaries I voted 3rd party b/c 1. I don't like Hillary and 2. I felt I didn't know enough about/hadn't been paying enough attention to vote for Obama. However, since then...after doing a lot of reading and a lot of listening, I've taken a liking to the guy.
What we have right now just isn't working. McCain has been in Washington for like 30 years now, but now (after voting w. W. 90% of the time), he decides he's a Maverick and he's going to take on the "old boys" in D.C. Why did he wait 30 years?! I really do think we need someone who is going to try something different; this country is broken.

As for the church thing, I really don't know enough about that to form an opinion either way. I can say that I used to attend a church as a youngster that was sort of like Sarah Palin's church without the speaking in tongues and rolling on the floor. I no longer believe any of the stuff that church taught (and I only believed the things I did for a very, very short time...yet I went there for about 10 yrs). They hate gay people and think rock music is from the devil and that women should be forced to bear all children they are impregnated with. I would die from embarrassment if someone tried to connect me w. that church now!

Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 2:52pm.

Heh, you're welcome! Tom Arnold is an irritating piece of shit. A human dingleberry. How is he alive while Chris Farley and Phil Hartman are dead? Not right!!!

I can't wait to see what Palin says on Thursday's debate. Hopefully she'll give Tina Fey endless material.

Hey SkyBitch!

Submitted by EvilShoe on September 28, 2008 - 2:43pm.

I can respect that... it's good to see someone considering and evaluating many issues instead of saying, "I'm voting for X because he's pro-life," "I'm voting for Y because he's a Democrat," etc.

Most of my family is the straight-ticket Republican type, they don't even care who's running because they've "voted Republican in every election since 1955" or whatever. That kind of thinking (or lack thereof) is what bothers me about a lot of members of both parties.

Aquarius - thanks for the Phil tip. I was too lazy to scroll that far down.

The only thing worse than mcdonalds food has to be cold mcdonalds food.

tom arnold is just as annoying as i remember him - did you see him pushing into the frame? idjit.

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

"and is she were a liberal she'd be canonized (and also look like a piece of shit as all prominent liberal woman do)."

Not likely. I'd be just as embarrassed that she was running as I am now.
What part of Sarah's "accomplishments" are you refering to? The accomplishment of finishing a bachelors degree after attending five different colleges?
And really nice comment about female liberal politicians. Really nice. Perhaps liberals look at a person's character and credentials instead of at their ass? I'm so embarrassed for people who are voting McCain b/c Palin is "hot".

@TITS You're welcome but aquarius should be thanked, not me! LOL

I REMEMBER THAT SKIT! I guess I had just gotten the image of Darrell being Clinton, and had forgotten.

@Speakit - thank YOU. Phil Hartman. I loved him. Such a shame how he died.

Here's one of the vids nbc hasn't yanked yet.
http://www.jibjab.com/view/145837

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Submitted by aquarius on September 28, 2008 - 2:32pm

lol its cool if you want to pick my brain, it might have to be at another time because I have to go.

That is not all that I am worried about but it troubles me that if he was told not to wear it and he's being an attention whore like most of us hate here that is a bad thing.

I'm waiting to see if the (alleged) videos of him before the Senate of him saying the whites are responsible for all the blacks troubles is real. And the video that supposively has him saying that Isalm will rule the US one day.

Those preacher videos bothered me in a real bad way then he said he didn't know this man felt this way after 20 years of him being his spiritual mentor and the church's site having that About Us page, which I physically saw before it was taken down.

Normally posting here that your not a full fledged Obama fan means your getting flamed.

Reps bother me because they are anti-gay and want to make abortions illegal no matter what the situation is.