Amanda Woodward Busted!
Amanda Woodward aka Sammy Jo aka Officer Stacy aka Heather Locklear was arrested last night in Santa Barbara County reports TMZ. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while fucked up. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on. Can you say D-O-L-L-S?
The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance. Heather didn't have to post bail.
It was just two months ago that Heather checked out of a rehab facility in Arizona, where she was receiving treatment for anxiety and depression.
Also, Richie Sambora was busted for DUI last March with Heather's daughter in the car. Their matching mug shots will look lovely together in the family album.
Speaking of mug shots, you know Heather worked that shit like it was a photo shoot. At least I hope so. I also hope that the cops figure out this was all just a set-up. Obviously, that jealous bitch Allison Parker is at it again! She probably drugged Amanda. I never trusted Allison's "apple pie" act. Amanda will be vindicated! And then she'll probably check herself into rehab again...
UPDATE: Aaaaaand we've got a mug shot! DAMN! What in Kimberly Shaw hell happened to Amanda Woodward? Pill popping (or whatever she's on) is a bitch! It brings out the crazy eyes in poor Amanda. The cops should have at least let her go and fix up her face in the toilet area. She's fucking Amanda Woodward? Do you think this will be her next L'Oreal Paris ad?
Amanda Woodward might have been framed.
TMZ says the person that called 911 on her was an ex Us Weekly staffer, who then immediately called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up.
Apparently she's the only witness to Locklear driving erratically and being drunk, even though it's already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.
Hmmm...
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I like Dolls just as much as the next guy but if she's going to get high she shouldn't drive and she should know that by now.
tmz has pics of her arrest.
she's a smoker, she looks more
freakish than the mugshot,
has a huge rock of an enagement ring
and looks pregnant.
she may even make HS of the week!
For the love of god, thank you for pandering to my blatant love of Melrose Place! And, you're wrong by the way. Amanda was always jealous of Allison because she reminded her of of her quick aging. If there was no one to believe on that show, it was Billy. That dude was always looking out for Number 1.
Neither Trashy nor Classy.
Awww, she looks cute!
And coked up.
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She doesn't look bad here, wipe off the smudges and I don't see any major wrinkles....
@thecookie
I've just checked your posting history - you seem to pull this spam trick with every single post.
Is it working for you?
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Submitted by Thecookie on September 29, 2008 - 7:35am.
The Cookie
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com
Parents of the year material between her Snoozora!
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/09/29/somethings-wrong-with-samm...
Ava - I feel you dawgette!
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Your links are nothing but links to the same story but at another gossip blog.
Is that your blog? Judging by your id and the site name I'd say yes.
Why are you posting only to link to your own blog? Isn't that spam?
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Oh yes, those are the pupils of uppers. Cocaine, meth, prescription amphetamines, Ecstacy, LSD and even shrooms all cause big old pupils. Glad to see its not an opiate of some kind though. Those produce the pinpoint tiny pupils.
Damn, They should've at least let her put some lipstick on and wipe off the mascara smudges. Otherwise she doesn't look too bad in the face. The hair is another story. Can't these people afford to get their roots touched every week or so? Bye Bye L'oreal endorsement money.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 29, 2008 - 6:48am.
What the AviHell is this?
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You should see the ones you missed!
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Atleast Richie will feel like he's off the hook. Now he won't have to listen to the lectures from Heather! Pot meet kettle. I feel sorry for her though. Her hair looks like a rats nest. Geez, it's so dry looking. Throw that shit up in a clip or a bun or something. She definitely doesn't look drunk. She looks like she's strung out on some drug though. Her eyes are wide open and the pupils are huge. Drunk or stoned her eyes would've looked like bloodshot slits! The poor daughter is probably off to live with daddy for awhile. This has GOT to be the saddest divorce. Both of them have self destructed.
As sad as I am for Heather, because I think she knows she messed up, I'm much sadder for the child. If I were her, I'd start visiting her to a tanning bed immediately. In a week or so, she can call Brangelina & pass herself off as a non-Blob.
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not my Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Some people can't handle being alone. I don't think Jack Wagner is much of a mate so she's facing life alone as she loses her youth. Me thinks that's the main issue here. But jeez, she's got to be rich, has a beautiful daughter - get out of Hollywod and move to the country or the beach. Get a bunch of stray animals to take care of and do charity work. Good for the soul..and you just might meet a decent guy who will not cheat on you. Good luck Heather...
Samantha Josephine Dean Carrington Reece Fallmont, GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER!
I really hope she gets help, real help this time. Her Ex is a douche mess, and there kids needs someone, step up bitch and get it together.
HAHAHAHAH TITS! Niiiiiiiiiiiice avie.
Wow. Ava doesn't stand a chance.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Looks like cocaine or addarall to me folks. Nice eyes Heather way to get your shit together for your child. The botox doesn't look half bad but the hair looks horrid. I mean repulsive, if my hair ever looks like that I will shave it the fuck off and start over again.
'There isn't any movement there isn't any sound so how can we go forward when we are lost not found.'- Lost not Found by Dirty Vegas.
Love the Angelina Cholie avie. Thats fuckin highlarious!
she still looks pretty hot for a mug shot....
Part of recovery is being honest, and not saying you're in rehab for anxiety when you're in rehab for drugs!!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
My jaw hit the floor when I saw this. She looks like a terrified rabbit in this photo and I don't have to guess why. How sad, especially for her and Richie's daughter. Beware, tasteless comment coming: at least she looks good in her mug shot?
Place a call to daddy Spears 911. He is the only one who can save her. He did wonders for crazy ass Britney.
i ain't got nuthin' to say.
Her eyes are saying, "Oh God, this shot will be all over the internet. I can't wait to read what MK will say. (gulp)"
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She looks so sad and lost. Shame.
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:34pm.
And O yes! I missed that...ghead...give PP the chola makeover she deserves!
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I'll save it for tomorrow as a treat - should make me leap out of bed in the morning eh? Thinking anne of green gables/pp chola. Too bad the icons are soooooooooooooo small.
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And O yes! I missed that...ghead...give PP the chola makeover she deserves!
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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 12:25am.
does mrs k or eastendgirl have your email? I could send the pics via them.
PP chola with red brows? thumbs up/down?
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O yeah...Mrs. K has it...I can tell her to give it you:)
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I feel so sad for her. Poor thing. I feel sorta dirty looking at her mugshot even.
Hopefully that i'm-so-in-love-with-myself-everyone-else-is-nothing asshole Jack Wagner had nothing to do with any of this. >:(
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does mrs k or eastendgirl have your email? I could send the pics via them.
PP chola with red brows? thumbs up/down?
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Angel - pshop queries. do you know where I could download a star shaped 'cut' (like the ellipse or square)?
and something odd and intensely irritating happened when I installed pshop this time - I have two (2) little indicators for almost every action I choose. For example if I pick paintbrush i have two little paint brushes showing when I'm painting. Do you have any idea how I get rid of these? I only want one. Went to brush settings but no joy.
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I'm not in the forum, actually...but it's true - they don't enlarge that well...
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Angel - are you on the forum? I'm thinking I should send you the biggie files? anyways here's coop.
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Damn her eyes look like they were made for Japanese Anime. Her pupils are busted.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
@TITS: Ha! That's crazy! I will work on these things for you, hunny...
Um...that IS MK, right? I just stole it for my sequel...can you put Andypoo back up so I can steal that one too? :D
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Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Strangely enough - or maybe not so much...it was what she was wearing!
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yeeech. i recall (can't really forget) seeing a picture of a woman who had a pronounced mustache. She played it up, dressed like a man and had a tattoo on her chest that spelled out mustache in ornate letters.
could you add brits chest back in and add a frapp tat stretching across her chest?
edit - oh oh oh and holding a baby? 'cause that's class.
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Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 11:57pm.
@angel - nice eyeshawdow!!
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Strangely enough - or maybe not so much...it was what she was wearing!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 9:49pm.
K TITS I gotta go. Will youkeep it on til tomorrow?
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ooookay.
would it be 'wrong' to pay homage to paul newman with a makeover?
I miss chola kitty already!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 28, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Damn, trumped again. Has anyone been to MK's Myspace and seen his photoshopping skills. Heheheheh.
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@angel - nice eyeshawdow!!
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Gnite Cholalina!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Not exactly. We sort of got into a little fight. You see, I found him humping the neighbor's dog after he drained it and I gave him a serious talking-to for this, and he got so upset and told me he was running away. That was 3 days ago.
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GD...I hope you didn't get any flack from the neighbors. He'll be back soon. I've had to reprimand him for killing defenseless animals several times even after suggesting he try more suitable delicacies such as DMV employees, yuppies, and inbred trailer park dwellers. He usually runs off for five days and comes back with an offering, so expect a dead guy in a mullet or a suit on your doorstep within the next two days.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Heather Heather that's what happens when your fooling with that stuff.
K TITS I gotta go. Will youkeep it on til tomorrow?
Night cholas.
...driving while fucked up...I knew it a DWFU.
Looks like cocaine eyes...not that I would know what that looks like...yeah.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 28, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Er, no...he didn't go off on one of his existential excursions, did he?
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Not exactly. We sort of got into a little fight. You see, I found him humping the neighbor's dog after he drained it and I gave him a serious talking-to for this, and he got so upset and told me he was running away. That was 3 days ago.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Oh good... well, um.... you haven't happened to see the Count lately, have you?
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Er, no...he didn't go off on one of his existential excursions, did he?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon