Amanda Woodward Busted!
Amanda Woodward aka Sammy Jo aka Officer Stacy aka Heather Locklear was arrested last night in Santa Barbara County reports TMZ. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while fucked up. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on. Can you say D-O-L-L-S?
The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance. Heather didn't have to post bail.
It was just two months ago that Heather checked out of a rehab facility in Arizona, where she was receiving treatment for anxiety and depression.
Also, Richie Sambora was busted for DUI last March with Heather's daughter in the car. Their matching mug shots will look lovely together in the family album.
Speaking of mug shots, you know Heather worked that shit like it was a photo shoot. At least I hope so. I also hope that the cops figure out this was all just a set-up. Obviously, that jealous bitch Allison Parker is at it again! She probably drugged Amanda. I never trusted Allison's "apple pie" act. Amanda will be vindicated! And then she'll probably check herself into rehab again...
UPDATE: Aaaaaand we've got a mug shot! DAMN! What in Kimberly Shaw hell happened to Amanda Woodward? Pill popping (or whatever she's on) is a bitch! It brings out the crazy eyes in poor Amanda. The cops should have at least let her go and fix up her face in the toilet area. She's fucking Amanda Woodward? Do you think this will be her next L'Oreal Paris ad?
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Oh, Heather. *sigh*
How you have disappointed me.
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by aquarius on September 28, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Yeah! Representin' the Ville!
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HEY! *snaps in L formation*
I'm not a very good representative tho. Hate college basketball, don't like horse racing and I don't like country music (most of it anyway).
and on the flipside, I hate loud bass, I wear my pants pulled up and I don't have hydraulics.
Has anyone caught the new Desperate Housewives episode tonight yet? If so, is it worth staying up for?
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 28, 2008 - 10:24pm.
LCT
yes, sit by me on that bus!~
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K, but if you get bus sick and hurl, you're going to the back with the other hurlers.
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:18pm.
OMG She is PERFECT! So HWAT! I wanna put that girl in a Chi-Lites video! Waddyasay!
PS. Just pretend it says Cheetos:)
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Yes! And we'll get her wearing a shit that says "Hit this poontang"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:18pm.
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But, baby, we're Sweden.
How did you get to Sweden?
I followed you, Daddy,
You told me that you weren't leavin'
O wait a second - that comment was on some kinda topic. I just have that running through my head.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
LCT
yes, sit by me on that bus!~
sand bitch
fuck, let's eat yourshire pudding, jam tarts and blood pudding.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:12pm.
LOL! I would have told her it was for a project, or that I'm a journalist - that happens all the time...we have this old guy down here who does that...he's always tryna photgraph girlies with tattoos. He hit me up once but, besides the fact that I don't have any tattoos, I am obviously WAY too old and too smart for him;p
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Next time you see him, kick him in the nuts and tell him it's for research. For me.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 28, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Well, if you pay attention, MK has us all riding a special bus into hell, when out time comes.
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If I pay attention? Joo saying I not read? Joo want to fight?
Everybooooddyyy *yeeaaahhh*
Rock your chola booodddyyy *yyeeaaahh*
Everybooodddyyyy
Rock your cholas right
Cholas are back ALRIGHT!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Vegamite, okay, vegamit!
I come from English people!
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CTH - I actually BE BRITISH BORN AND BRED. I living down under as a permanent resident. I had to lose my pommy accent real quick at high school though. Tough bitches!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Let's have a chola party. I'm going to bust out a little Angepeena.
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OMG She is PERFECT! So HWAT! I wanna put that girl in a Chi-Lites video! Waddyasay!
PS. Just pretend it says Cheetos:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Yeah! Representin' the Ville!
Actually, it's a necklace that says "Chola"...size matters, folks!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
Vegamite, okay, vegamit!
I come from English people!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Aside from the crazy eyes she looks hot compared to how she's been looking within the past 2 years. Lately she's been resembling Meg Ryan on the face implant or too much Botox wagon, but here her face doesn't look bloated. She looks young and natural with the exception of a deer in headlights stare. Maybe she O.D.'d on a Preparation H facial....(boy that sounded perverted, but not what I meant)
I assume she was crying when she got in trouble with the law...what will this mean for custody and all of that. Its all fun and games until you get busted.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Sandbitch
well, if you live in the land down under, you get what you pay for
:eating a marmite sammy in your honour.
WTF!!!
Marmite! Bitch you just failed your citizenship exam - big time.
Let's have a chola party. I'm going to bust out a little Angepeena.
Sandbitch
well, if you live in the land down under, you get what you pay for
:eating a marmite sammy in your honour.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Heheheh. Is that a Cheetos tatoo on her chest?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Yes ma'am! It's Britney from the bad old days when she was rocking a weave I almost liked. I had to give her hair here tho for the way the pic was.
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That's fucking sexy. I saw a chola last week whose eyebrows started in the middle of her eye halfway up her forehead. I wanted to ask if I could take her picture for Hot Slut of 2008.
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LOL! I would have told her it was for a project, or that I'm a journalist - that happens all the time...we have this old guy down here who does that...he's always tryna photgraph girlies with tattoos. He hit me up once but, besides the fact that I don't have any tattoos, I am obviously WAY too old and too smart for him;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Well, if you pay attention, MK has us all riding a special bus into hell, when out time comes.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Outside of Louisville, won't get more specific than that. I was born and raised in Louisville though. What's your nearest big city?
I was just wondering vaguely whereabouts in KY. My mother came to Boston for a 2 week vacation and met my Dad, an Army guy with Paul Newman blue eyes. Sixty years later and she's still here.
I know she misses 'home', though.
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She's flat and that's that!
I is in Australia - Queensland mon!
Ahh, thrush, ahhh
I see ya blowin' me a kiss
It doesn't take a scientist
To understand what's going on baby
If you see something in my eye
Let's not over analyze
Don't go too deep with it baby
It's just a little thrush
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 28, 2008 - 10:05pm.
@ angel_i
It's Heather's ex Richie Sambora.
I've never seen Britney look so classy and elegant.
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Well, you know she is ALWAYS working at it like that.
(In the larger pic it looks more like her but not as good - you have to put major amounts of eyeliner to make it show up in these little avvies; anything I show big, I redo for the size - I was kinda hoping the stupid look on her face would give it away, but then I gave her cleavage which is prolly what's confusing y'all.)
and Heather and Richie together are also TRES ELEGANTE! Just lovely:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 28, 2008 - 10:08pm.
SAndbitch
where the fuck are you? that it's so fucking hot?
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If it's hell can you tell me which platform I get on to get there? 9 and 3/4?
Candida we can scratch it together...
There is this other song that I sing at itchy times:
It's just a little crush by Jennifer Paige, but I always sing "It's just a little thrush"
It's just a little thrush...
Neat song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb8hyx9Ky4U&feature=related
SAndbitch
where the fuck are you? that it's so fucking hot?
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Yes ma'am! It's Britney from the bad old days when she was rocking a weave I almost liked. I had to give her hair here tho for the way the pic was.
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That's fucking sexy. I saw a chola last week whose eyebrows started in the middle of her eye halfway up her forehead. I wanted to ask if I could take her picture for Hot Slut of 2008.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 9:58pm.
@speakit
Will you purr that in my ear as I stroke your fur?
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furrrrr surrrrrrrre prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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HOT! here kitty kitty.. leave scratch marks on my back so I have proof.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 12:03pm.
SO I COME DOWN HERE IN THESE LOWER CHATS./
oh fuck you all.
I spent my whole weekend cleaning and getting out the fall/winter clothes for my son and me. I'm in a crabby mood.
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Yeah well suck this - it's about 90 degrees here right now with 90% humidity.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:02pm.
angel is that a homemade chola??
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Yes ma'am! It's Britney from the bad old days when she was rocking a weave I almost liked. I had to give her hair here tho for the way the pic was.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
@ angel_i
It's Heather's ex Richie Sambora.
I've never seen Britney look so classy and elegant.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 28, 2008 - 10:03pm.
SO I COME DOWN HERE IN THESE LOWER CHATS./
oh fuck you all.
I spent my whole weekend cleaning and getting out the fall/winter clothes for my son and me. I'm in a crabby mood.
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Let's be crabby together and eat plain slices of white bread and drink milk out of the carton and fart. Loud.
Hahahahahahahaha all of your avies are making me have pee times in my pantaloons.
Angel I had no idea you had cholarized Brit Brit. That's how damn good you are.
Me and my fat ass avie is goin' to sleep so SUCK IT, skinny avie bitches...:-P...It must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that..;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SO I COME DOWN HERE IN THESE LOWER CHATS./
oh fuck you all.
I spent my whole weekend cleaning and getting out the fall/winter clothes for my son and me. I'm in a crabby mood.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
angel is that a homemade chola??
@speakit
Will you purr that in my ear as I stroke your fur?
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furrrrr surrrrrrrre prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sandbitch/Rhymes with...
I can't tell who asked but...It's Britney, Bitch!
who's the guy Rhymes with Kitsch?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light
She looks at you once
And a day thats all wrong looks all right
And I love her
God knows I love her
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Will you purr that in my ear as I stroke your fur?
Xanaduuuuuuuuuuuuu!
XanaaaaaaX
I don't want much
The good lord's earth beneath my feet
A gentle touch
Ain't no doubt
Talkin' about
KENTUUUUCKY WOOOOMAN
KENTUNCKAY WOMAAAAAHAAAAN.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 28, 2008 - 9:40pm.
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Oh, we have those kind too, minus the dark lipliner w/ light lipstick. Really, it's an eclectic mix in some areas of KY. I keed about the rednecks, but there is a variety.
I will forever luv you if you think of it as Kenfucky. :)
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Angel, nice one. Who is that?
@Sandbitch
Lets get Vicodin, vicodin
Submitted by Flatsy on September 28, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 10:03pm.
I live in a small town in Kenfucky.
Whereabouts in Kenfucky? My mother was born in Ezel.
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Outside of Louisville, won't get more specific than that. I was born and raised in Louisville though. What's your nearest big city?
Aw poor thing. She looks like she trying really hard to hold it together. She looks like she can see the guy from The Smoking Gun behind the camera.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 28, 2008 - 9:45pm.
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Hilarious!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Olivia Newton John, is that you?