Amanda Woodward Busted!
Amanda Woodward aka Sammy Jo aka Officer Stacy aka Heather Locklear was arrested last night in Santa Barbara County reports TMZ. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while fucked up. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on. Can you say D-O-L-L-S?
The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance. Heather didn't have to post bail.
It was just two months ago that Heather checked out of a rehab facility in Arizona, where she was receiving treatment for anxiety and depression.
Also, Richie Sambora was busted for DUI last March with Heather's daughter in the car. Their matching mug shots will look lovely together in the family album.
Speaking of mug shots, you know Heather worked that shit like it was a photo shoot. At least I hope so. I also hope that the cops figure out this was all just a set-up. Obviously, that jealous bitch Allison Parker is at it again! She probably drugged Amanda. I never trusted Allison's "apple pie" act. Amanda will be vindicated! And then she'll probably check herself into rehab again...
UPDATE: Aaaaaand we've got a mug shot! DAMN! What in Kimberly Shaw hell happened to Amanda Woodward? Pill popping (or whatever she's on) is a bitch! It brings out the crazy eyes in poor Amanda. The cops should have at least let her go and fix up her face in the toilet area. She's fucking Amanda Woodward? Do you think this will be her next L'Oreal Paris ad?
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She shines with her own kind of light
She looks at you once
And a day thats all wrong looks all right
And I love her
God knows I love her
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Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 28, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 28, 2008 - 9:35pm.
You are so right. I'll be back.
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Yay!!! This is gonna be good!!!
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 28, 2008 - 9:29pm.
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I live in a small town in Kenfucky. Within my town, in my area specifically, Heather would be Venus simply cuz she 'warshed'. But where I shop there are a whole lot of cookie cutter highlighted blondes, that look like Heather, some prettier though, and the odd exotic beauty.
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HA! "Kenfucky"-- I will never think of it as Kentucky again!! I get you with the "cookie cutter highlighted blondes", except ours are usually walking around wearing a size 10 when they should be in a 16, and have a serious addiction to black liquid eyeliner, acrylic nails and dark brown lipliner enhanced by pale pink Wet'N'Wild lipstick. Purrrttty.
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 10:03pm.
I live in a small town in Kenfucky.
Whereabouts in Kenfucky? My mother was born in Ezel.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 28, 2008 - 9:35pm.
You are so right. I'll be back.
That's great, but you forgot to photoshop in the Santa and Elf hats. Some mistletoe over head would be a nice touch too. And of course, the banner reading "Happy Holidays from the Sambwhora/Locked-up Family".
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 28, 2008 - 9:29pm.
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I live in a small town in Kenfucky. Within my town, in my area specifically, Heather would be Venus simply cuz she 'warshed'. But where I shop there are a whole lot of cookie cutter highlighted blondes, that look like Heather, some prettier though, and the odd exotic beauty.
Submitted by anna_p on September 28, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Christmas card
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 28, 2008 - 9:17pm.
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OH NO! I like Kohl's toooo. I was just suggesting I've seen women just as attractive as Heather (who is so so, to me) shopping there.
We shop there! 'Nuff said. ;)
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You must not live in Upstate New York-- I agree that Heather is average-to-pretty, but we don't even get so-so in our Kohls', for the most part. Our women shoppers are more like Heather Matarazzo than Heather Locklear. That is, if Heather Matarazzo swallowed Rosie O'Donell and invested in an enormouse collection of embroidered sweatshirts and pleather "tennies" :-)
I feel sorry for the kid she has with Ritchie Sanborewhatever.
There isn't a safe vehicle for this kid to be in with asshat, immature, self-involved parents like this.
Dammit Man! Heather? She was the only Heather I ever liked! All the other Heathers in my school made fun of me. Bitches. They're all fat now. Heather Locklear was a Cop! TJ Hooker. "Freeze, Turkey!"
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 28, 2008 - 9:17pm.
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OH NO! I like Kohl's toooo. I was just suggesting I've seen women just as attractive as Heather (who is so so, to me) shopping there.
We shop there! 'Nuff said. ;)
Submitted by putas on September 28, 2008 - 5:35pm.
speakit on September 28, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Depression is a bitch. She does look sad, like a sad mom that shops at Kohl's, but I digress.
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Hey, hey, hey! I'm a mom who shops at Kohl's and the only time I'm sad is when my Croft and Barrow blouse doesn't match my Daisy Fuentes slacks, buster! Just kidding, I just needed an excuse to say "blouse" and "slacks" in a post. But Kohl's does have cute shoes.
this is a great picture. it spells out NATIONAL TREASURE. this bud's for you!
Try as I might, I can't hate on Heather. Dont ask my why but she strikes me as someone who may really be having a tough time growing older and not being the "young hottie" anymore. I would never have pegged her as a druggie. And yeah, I do blame Richie Samboring and Denise (HO-BAG)Richards.
matching mug shots? can you say christmas card?
A rather unfortunate turn of events for her. She clearly is dealing with some serious emotional and mental issues.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
It's sad, but that is the only photo I've ever seen of Heather EVER where I think she looks cute or attractive. It's just a downright adorable mugshot.
Good mugshot really, all things considered.
speakit on September 28, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Depression is a bitch. She does look sad, like a sad mom that shops at Kohl's, but I digress.
**dies**
she sho' is purdy!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
She still looks damn good for her age, considering she's wasted and wearing a limited amount of makeup.
Denise has dumb face.
My eyes get all googly like that on gooooood LSD.
she still looks younger in the face than Denise with barely any makeup, post crying and drinking, so take that *SHAZAM!*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Oh yes, Denise is definitely throwing a party for this....
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
i wish i was her dealer, i would do very naughty things to her
Tripping balls!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Damn, has it really come to this for her? It's like ever since her divorce she has spiraled downward.
What have we learned today kids? Marrying a rock star and using drugs to cope with your problems will break your spirit.
Looking into the abyss...
I BLAME DENISE RICHARDS FOR THIS!... No, seriously ho hasn't been right since her marriage broke up... (that thing with David Spade??? wtf???)Amanda Woodward needs to appoint her assistant, Sienna Miller, to work closely with Denise Richards on some project and then, drama ensues...oh, and Allison gets involved somehow...oh, and Sydney too...oh, and Brooke/Charlotte from SITC...I miss Melrose place 'specially since Amanda is poppin' pills, or inhaling Mary Jane's pussy fumes...or chasing the dragon... and drivin'! Woohoo! Real life Melrose Place...Matt will totally bale Amanda out...it's what gays do...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
good point! i forgot about denise!! im sure she did get drunk over that one!!! go girl! i love heather but driving whilst fucked up on pills is some scurry shit.
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
Coke EYES!!!! Wowza...Ill bet Denise Richards has Irv blending martinis and cooking hors for everyone!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
you mean to tell me that amanda woodward doesn't wear waterproof mascara??? w t f!? i am thoroughly disappointed. that's a pretty good mugshot though!
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
She doesn't look bad, kind of serene actually. Too bad there are no mirrors in the clink. With a quick chignon and removal of the raccoon marks, it would have been a good pic.
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 7:48pm.
LOL! Guess she wasn't worth it.
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Hilarious! Bet the bitch was begging for a hairbrush. The answer (obviously) was..no. Fuck, look at those eyes. Bitch is lit!
Submitted by dead-actress on September 28, 2008 - 7:43pm.
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LOL! Guess she wasn't worth it.
Well, bitch..looks like you didn't get that "superior preference" you were looking for when you got arrested, huh?
looks like sammy jo was crying...now that she popped her dui cherry, she should get some acting jobs...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Damn dumbslut looks like she's HIGH on a cornucopia of tranqs and uppers...geezus! Hopefully it's just coke!
Your face!
I can just imagine the pitiful, "I'm so sorry" act she must have put on for the cops. Look at the melted mascara! It must have been the performance of a life time.
Heather should save her tears for the camera and try to sort out her shit.
Speaking of shit, it looks like L'Oréal products have eaten at her hair!
aawwww Poor Amanda she looks adorable
She looks like a anime character. And whatever I don't feel sorry for anybody that drinks and drives.
Dear Lord! I see that the perils of driving under the influence don't seem to get through, but perhaps the mugshots will. I do feel for her and he problems, but Richie Sambora is not worth self destruction.
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Def on something.. she looks like she's had some work done as well... she has that cat face.
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Depression is a bitch. She does look sad, like a sad mom that shops at Kohl's, but I digress.
She would've been a whole lot more depressed if she would've hurt herself or someone else.
Under the circumstances, she looks amazing.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 28, 2008 - 11:33am.
Not to be cruel here, but what does have to be depressed and anxiety-ridden about? Having too much money? Not aging gracefully?
When she has to worry paying her fucking mortgage, I'll whip out the violin.
EDIT: Sorry, sluts. PMS is a bitch.
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Agreed.
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Oh fuck yes, she has so much to be depressed about. Only thing that depressed her is that she couldn't get in touch with her candy man at 4 in the morning. Walk a mile in my shoes douche bag, that will depress the shit out of you!!
wow, she looks different than years ago. I suspect in an addition to drugs she had an eye lift, some face lift, and most definitely upper lip augmentation since her own lips are very thin. I think a surgeon did a good job since under the bright light she does not look terrible.
The rooms where they take those photos are always very brightly lit, yet her pupils are huge. Therefore, I suspect it's coke.