Amanda Woodward Busted!
Amanda Woodward aka Sammy Jo aka Officer Stacy aka Heather Locklear was arrested last night in Santa Barbara County reports TMZ. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while fucked up. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on. Can you say D-O-L-L-S?
The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance. Heather didn't have to post bail.
It was just two months ago that Heather checked out of a rehab facility in Arizona, where she was receiving treatment for anxiety and depression.
Also, Richie Sambora was busted for DUI last March with Heather's daughter in the car. Their matching mug shots will look lovely together in the family album.
Speaking of mug shots, you know Heather worked that shit like it was a photo shoot. At least I hope so. I also hope that the cops figure out this was all just a set-up. Obviously, that jealous bitch Allison Parker is at it again! She probably drugged Amanda. I never trusted Allison's "apple pie" act. Amanda will be vindicated! And then she'll probably check herself into rehab again...
UPDATE: Aaaaaand we've got a mug shot! DAMN! What in Kimberly Shaw hell happened to Amanda Woodward? Pill popping (or whatever she's on) is a bitch! It brings out the crazy eyes in poor Amanda. The cops should have at least let her go and fix up her face in the toilet area. She's fucking Amanda Woodward? Do you think this will be her next L'Oreal Paris ad?
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@PSL, imagine how scared she'd look if not for the Botox! She's actually scared because she swallowed a handful of laxatives before jumping in the car and thought she'd be home before the rumbling set in.
And Denise Richards is throwing back her healthy mane and neighing like the horse that just won the Kentucky Derby.
oh AND Richie Sambora was so NOT worthy of her sticking out marriage with him, neither was Tommy Lee but eh, she dropped that zero a while back ago...ok, my Heather fangirliness is showing, so I'll show myself out :)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 28, 2008 - 5:38pm.
even in a mugshot, she's still pretty.....sigh.
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agreed, if she'd have wiped the mascara chunks before the shot, it would look like she was practicing her serial-killer-seductress-finally-arrested look for her next Lifetime movie.
she looks so sad/scared.....
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can't help but feel for her -- maybe because, plastic or not, she looks more natural and at least 15 years younger than Britney or Lohan, AND she's the Melrose and Lifetime queen 4 EVER.
oh.my.WORD, poor thing :O
Sammy Jo has always had a bad boy picker.
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The war isn't working.
her plastica face held up well in the mug shot.,
but her hair is fried.
She needs to get sober...all the way..no drugs or alcohol. psychiatric or otherwise.
I hope her mom has her kid.
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The war isn't working.
Dumbass beyotch.
Their poor little girl is screwed.
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Let's call Lynn Spears.
I always thought that she was one of the few people in Hollywood that had her shit together. What happened?
I saw her mug shot on TMZ, too. What the hell is she on? She looks like she's one prescription away from shaving her head.
even in a mugshot, she's still pretty.....sigh.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
thx evil shoe! I just looked. I think she looks like she's been crying.
And she's definitely not singing the "Because I'm worth it" shit with that dried out mop on her head.
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TMZ has the mug up. Damn, her eyes are dead, and glossy.
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I think a Jigsaw Halloween mask would look smashing with those pants.
Whoa, I scrolled by her pants too quickly and got a little swimmy-headed there.
I never understood why celebs don't call cabs or have a chauffeur. I know if I had an infinite amount of money my ass wouldn't drive ANYWHERE.
Take a cab next time ya drunk twat!
That So Cal for ya -- you have to drive 30 minutes to get anywhere cool, especially bars, so everyone ends up with a DUI. Just stupid. That's why I love Manhattan and the east coast in general -- there's always a bar within walking distance.
I do sort of feel for her. You never really heard anything bad about her until hubby did his number on her. She seriously needs to take a hint and never, ever marry another musician again.
Wasn't she dating that hot slice Johnathan "Shake-It-But-Don't-Break-It" Schaech? As coping goes, that's a damn good first step on the road to recovery.
@spunkybrewster:dakota fanning? are you willing to stake your life on that? ;)
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
letinstar: All I could come up with is Dakota Fanning :S
quick! name a sober celeb...
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Submitted by luckycharms on September 28, 2008 - 3:08pm.
She's a cokehead and that probably did her in.
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Really? I thought she said the reason she was sooooo attracted to the 'bad boys' was the fact that she NEVER did anything and found those guys exciting because of it.
Phoney.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 28, 2008 - 9:12am.
I like her too. What I will never understand is this: WHY DON'T CELEBS CALL A LIMO, A CAB, A FRIEND INSTEAD OF DRIVING THEMSELVES????? Cry for help? Superiority complex? Or the knowledge that they'll only spend 15 min. in jail?
ALL of the above, is what I think.
TMZ has a gallery of "celebrity" mugshots, I don't know who half those motherfuckers are.
my mugshot was Hawt. I should have asked for a copy for my fridge.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on September 28, 2008 - 2:41pm.
She's depressed that David Spade is the one that got away.
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She's a cokehead and that probably did her in. Saw a clip of her several months ago on TMZ and she was all kinds of tweaked and sketched. I did coke for a short period time in my early twenties, and it was a marvelous feeling right after you snort, but HELL ON EARTH once you start comin' down. 5 o'clock in the morning and can't sleep, no coke around and all of your worst mistakes and demons replaying over and over again in your head? Not pretty. Couldn't get away from it fast enough, and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
Skybitch, you bitch~!
come here, I'm gonna scar your ass
on topic, wasn't she treated for depression not long ago? Maybe she's having a reaction to her meds, it happens.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
When's her book about her battle with depression, alcohol, pills, and Dove Bars coming out?
She probably got stoned and convinced herself she could drive. The dumbslut!
Your face!
Me and Mr. Green Is Good watched "Starship Troopers" Friday night. I forgot Denise was in it.
She looks like duck up close. Hilarious. Everytime she was on screen both of us were cracking up. Good god, she's a dreadful actress.
Although Starship Troopers ain't Shakespeare. But it's a good romp.
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Not to be cruel here, but what does have to be depressed and anxiety-ridden about? Having too much money? Not aging gracefully?
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 28, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Not to be cruel here, but what does have to be depressed and anxiety-ridden about? Having too much money? Not aging gracefully?
When she has to worry paying her fucking mortgage, I'll whip out the violin.
EDIT: Sorry, sluts. PMS is a bitch.
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LOL! She's depressed that she has the kind of nipples that look like another tit trying to pop out.
Sorry, just visible through the sweater.
PMS is awwwwweeesooooommmmeeee. Excusable bitch-ness!
I'm not a superstitious person but something like this makes me wonder what kind of hoodoo do Denise Richards do? Will I turn into a toad if I watch her reality show?
2Di4 , ha ha ha! You're one classy slut!
Guilty of the high rise jeans, too. They make a bitch looks hawt.
(for the record, i had that same sweater back in the day. i wore it with acid wash high-rise jeans, though, beacuse i'm classy like that.)
Not to be cruel here, but what does have to be depressed and anxiety-ridden about? Having too much money? Not aging gracefully?
When she has to worry paying her fucking mortgage, I'll whip out the violin.
EDIT: Sorry, sluts. PMS is a bitch.
nope. sorry. not true. i blame denise richards for bribing the po-po.
and if it is true, i blame denise richards for slipping her a mickey.
any way you look at it, i blame denise richards. that should be the title of season 2 of her "reality" show: "Denise Richards -- Blame Me".
What a dumb bitch. Fucking up her life now that she's closer to death than before.
Best outfit.
Ever.
Isn't she currently dating Jack Wagner or has he dumped her because of all the crap she's been in recently? I always liked them together (of course that was on MP). She better not screw it up if she hasn't already! I can't imagine many men want to date Valley of the Dolls.
It's probably already been said, but she can afford a full time driver. Or a CAB.
Sluts, if I could afford a driver, I'd happily kick back. I hate driving.
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Woah not expecting her on such a news story.
Bad trousers too :/
Those pants are confusing me, how can they be so high-waisted, yet her belly button is exposed?
I don't understand how this sweater could have ever went out of style, there's nothing like a long sleeve sweater to keep us warm while exposing our stomachs.
I have suspected for several years that Heather has a drug problem, I believe that's why she was close pals with David Spade.
PSL, you summed it up "poor Ava" indeed.
If I went out today, loaded pistol in hand and a drink in another, swinging it around... no one knowing if and when it would go off, and who the bullet would hit, if anyone, I'd be arrested in a heartbeat.
Drinking and driving, same thing. Except I'd rather be shot than in a horrible car accident. I've seen what it can do. It changes people lives forever.
Submitted by luckycharms on September 28, 2008 - 1:22pm.
DUI in NJ costs just as much. After eating at Olive Garden, I'd say you suffered enough.
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I always thought she was a together person. I feel bad for her daughter. Two asshats for parents. I hope Richie isn't the reason she is carrying on. Ugh. With his straw hair and gummy smile. He couldn't drive me to a movie let alone to drink!