Amanda Woodward Busted!
Amanda Woodward aka Sammy Jo aka Officer Stacy aka Heather Locklear was arrested last night in Santa Barbara County reports TMZ. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while fucked up. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on. Can you say D-O-L-L-S?
The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance. Heather didn't have to post bail.
It was just two months ago that Heather checked out of a rehab facility in Arizona, where she was receiving treatment for anxiety and depression.
Also, Richie Sambora was busted for DUI last March with Heather's daughter in the car. Their matching mug shots will look lovely together in the family album.
Speaking of mug shots, you know Heather worked that shit like it was a photo shoot. At least I hope so. I also hope that the cops figure out this was all just a set-up. Obviously, that jealous bitch Allison Parker is at it again! She probably drugged Amanda. I never trusted Allison's "apple pie" act. Amanda will be vindicated! And then she'll probably check herself into rehab again...
UPDATE: Aaaaaand we've got a mug shot! DAMN! What in Kimberly Shaw hell happened to Amanda Woodward? Pill popping (or whatever she's on) is a bitch! It brings out the crazy eyes in poor Amanda. The cops should have at least let her go and fix up her face in the toilet area. She's fucking Amanda Woodward? Do you think this will be her next L'Oreal Paris ad?
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aquarius: It sounds to me like your uncle enjoys spiting the law. A little like the "Dukes of Hazzard". If you spend time in jail and have to go through the hassle of getting your license over and over again (who would WANT to deal with DMV more than absolutely necessary? WHO?), wouldn't you eventually figure it's not worth it?
But some people enjoy being "naughty" and getting away with shit and thumbing their noses at the law. And it's not about THE LAW. It's about NOT KILLING other people or yourself.
Same thing with drag-racers that fucking run over people walking their dogs and shit. "No one's going to tell ME!..."
Submitted by aquarius on September 28, 2008 - 1:35pm
I'm in the southside of Tampa. And yes, the drunk driving laws are strictly enforced here. And yes, I am a good girl, a proper southern girl. Was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. But it can happen to even the best of people. Watch out if you come wandering down this way.
Forgot to mention, the judge in my hometown hates my family and always throws the book at them... the maximum penalty is 30 days in jail OR 2 years with no license, and he will take the license. No increased penalties unless it's your 3rd (!) DUI in less than 5 years. This means you can literally get a DUI the DAY you get your license back (after 2 years), every time, until you end up dead.
Submitted by luckycharms on September 28, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Where are you from? I WISH to hell the laws were that strict in my home state... my uncle has probably had 35 DUIs over the course of his 50-odd years, and has spent a total of maybe 2 years in jail, but somehow KEEPS GETTING HIS LICENSE BACK! I love him, but he does NOT need to be driving. His son was killed while driving drunk a few years ago... even that didn't stop him from getting a DUI a few months later. Not to mention the fact that my cousin had had 2 DUIs before he was even legally allowed to drink.
I miss my cousin every day, and I love my uncle like a father, and I am the FIRST one to say that once they hit their 2d or 3d DUI they don't need their license back. Ever. I looooooooove to go out, but somehow I always manage to find someone to drive my drunk ass around.
Luckycharms, not meaning to bash you at all -- thank you for sharing your story to help other people, and it sounds like you've definitely grown from it. (DUI for .01 is pretty ridic, too). I just wish the laws were stricter so that EVERYONE would learn from it, not just think, "Eh, as long as I keep my nose clean til I'm off probation, I can go back to doing whatever I want."
luckycharms: ONE fucking beer??? OMFG!!!!!
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
She has always tried to portray herself as a goody goody but she is a naughty girl all the way.She will be in rehab next week.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 28, 2008 - 1:42pm
EXACTLY! It's probably a control issue combined with a feeling of invincibility. Silly celebs.
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Those are the ugliest pants I've ever seen.
Maybe she was impaired when dressing for the that photoshoot?
Semi-off-topic: There have been a lot of posts for a Sunday. Way to go, MK!
Always liked her..
You can't drive if you have any alcohol in your system at all. This .08 bullshit doesn't mean anything. You can get a DUI regardless of your BAC. The only thing authorities have to do is show you were impaired. And, well, if you have any alcohol or any other substance in your body, you are impaired to a certain level, even if it is only slightly. I got a DUI 12 years ago that was well deserving. I got a second one 2 years ago with a BAC of a little over .01 after having one beer at the Olive Garden and driving home. They will nail you, and if you already in the system, they will find a reason to. That second DUI cost me over $10,000 in fines, fees, driving school and mostly attorney fees. And no, the attorney couldn't get me out of it. Once they decide to toast you, you're done. I had to have an interlock device on my car for two years. A little breathalizer you have to submit a sample to before your car will even start. All for that one beer combined with a DUI 12 years earlier. Sorry for the long post. But don't drive unless your BAC is zero. It is a serious inconvience if you get caught, and if you have been busted once and do it again, it is a major bitch.
Submitted by SkyBitch on September 28, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Yeah, they are very Quiet Riot-esque, aren't they?
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LOL well, since you put it that way, it seems fitting she'd be wearing them.
I never got the big deal over her. She's average looking, average actress.. but she always reminded me of the girls who wore ac/dc tshirts they scissor modified at home. I really wasn't surprised by who she married or dated.
Rarely does any celebrity meltdown surprise me, but this one does. Up until a year ago, I thought HL was one of the most stable celebs. Guess not. I read her anxiety and depression rehab, was code for drug problem.
I am surprised she is still with Jack Wagner, who I loved with his first wife, his costar from General Hospital. She actually looks betters than HL, but I digress. I feel bad for the daughter with two seemingly irresponsible parents.
I would totally have prison sex with her.
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I like her too. What I will never understand is this: WHY DON'T CELEBS CALL A LIMO, A CAB, A FRIEND INSTEAD OF DRIVING THEMSELVES????? Cry for help? Superiority complex? Or the knowledge that they'll only spend 15 min. in jail?
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***Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Those are the ugliest pants I've ever seen.
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Yeah, they are very Quiet Riot-esque, aren't they?
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Who cares? What about Unfitney's mug shot? Why hasn't that been leaked yet?
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Don't get it.Aside from being perpetually hot-she always struck me as bright & above this kinda' thing.Thought you were over this shit by the time you get to her age.She seems to be just warming up.
And even in the 90s, NO ONE would have worn that top with those pants. That befuddles me.
Submitted by Hekki on September 28, 2008 - 12:54pm.
It might sound like sour grapes, but the more I live and watch everyone else, the more and more satisfied I am with my boring little functional life.
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That's not sour grapes! **whispers**> that just means your normal.
You'd think TJ Hooker would step in and sort out this mess before things got this out of hand. She was SO HOT in that little cop uniform on the show. Used to watch those reruns religiously back in the day.
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Well, that sucks. Is there anyone in Hollywood who isn't on fucking drugs or having plastic surgery?
It might sound like sour grapes, but the more I live and watch everyone else, the more and more satisfied I am with my boring little functional life.
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Those are the ugliest pants I've ever seen.
I love her too, but that kid is going to be majorly fucked up. Richie is a mess too.
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I hope she feels better. I have a soft spot for her.
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Poor Ava.
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