Chicken Cutlet Cupcakes!
The international holiday known as Phoebe Price's birthday was yesterday and the chicken cutlet of the hour started the festivities at the little known and hidden eating establishment The Ivy on Robertson Blvd. You know how PP is. She doesn't like to make a big show of things. She's shy. But she did graciously share her birthday with the other diners by passing out modest one-of-a-kind cupcakes from Albertson's with her coy image on it. Oh, what would I give for one of those limited-edition cupcakes with my favorite international supermodel on it! I would shellac it and keep it on my bedside table. That way the first thing I see in the morning when I open up my crusty eyeballs (don't judge) is two of my favorite things together as one: processed sugar and Chicken Cutlets!
After PP's intimate birthday lunch, the celebration continued at a Holiday Inn conference room. I'm joking! Her party was at some very exclusive restaurant in Santa Monica. It's so exclusive that I'm not allowed to know the name.
Here's a few pictures from PP's low-key party. Wait. Maybe she got her cupcakes at the Post Office? Since when do they have a bakery? It must be for V.I.P.s only. And that custom made cake is one of the most beautiful things I've seen this hour in my life.
Submitted by JaneDoe on September 30, 2008 - 3:50am.
ok, hit me since I like her second pic on thumbnails...I cant believe that MK finally brainwashed me to like this woman...........somebody hit meeeeeeeeee
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*puts Victoria Beckham's freak boot up JaneDoe's ass* I KID!! I know what you mean though, she kind of grows on you like a ginger fungus. :-)
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ok, hit me since I like her second pic on thumbnails...I cant believe that MK finally brainwashed me to like this woman...........somebody hit meeeeeeeeee
anyredhoha, happy birthday PP!
The cupcake looks like a used maxi pad.
@tangerine
dude, i live in south texas. how can i be a PP friend. i bet she or buds do visit this site. who else gives her publicity?
I love how all of the pics are heavily watermarked to stop all the people wanting to use them without paying first. Someone should tell those two to get a job first.
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Wonder how much her "friends" got paid...
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
somebody just put her out of her misery
i swear if i saw her copper wire bouquet come out in one of her pics, i'll tear my own eyes out
TITS and I were talking about True Blood on HBO.
Submitted by Creemy on September 29, 2008 - 7:46pm.
TITS, no violent sex in the books I can remember. Just lots of HOT sex. Sookie was a virgin until she was 25 then..... If you like the series you should check out some of the message boards. Oh, there is more to Sam than meets the eye WOOF WOOF.
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Um....suitey, what exactly are you tryin to say?? I didnt follow your response (to... whatevah) at all. What are ya talkin about, dude/dude-ess?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Dear PP - happy birthday! I wish you a happy year of publicity chasing! Hooray!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
TITS, no violent sex in the books I can remember. Just lots of HOT sex. Sookie was a virgin until she was 25 then..... If you like the series you should check out some of the message boards. Oh, there is more to Sam than meets the eye WOOF WOOF.
11th pic shows all those Hollywood wannabes how you cover ur self up for the cameras instead of showing ur cooter off to the world.
http://www.aamyko.com
Well, I guess it was a giggly day at the bakery anyway!
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Is she wearing a beret AND a fucking headband? I mean seriously, I know it's your birthday and all, but pick one or the other. I can handle the matchy-matchy outfits, but please stop with trying to create accessorie trends. She reminds me of those young girls on the lower east side who try to put what they think are really "quirky" outfits together. Ridiculous.
Sorry if this issue has already been addressed below, I couldn't read all posts.
i think shes pretty but needs to lose the head band!
How old did she tell people she was? Was she turning 29 for the 25th time?
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Does this ho know no shame?
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looks like her head exploded on that cupcake.
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im so tired yet im too scared to close my eyes...ill never be the same after that pic :( i think ill go snort some prozac :/
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yeah well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand
Submitted by boomsy on September 28, 2008 - 6:01pm.
How Phoebe looks in nightmares...
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp2.blogger.com/_RXuURnAJ-tg/...
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what in the fuckity fuckin fuck do you think youre doing? did i run over your dog or something?? why do you hate me? thats just mean and uncalled for! id never do something like that to YOU! man o man...unless youre gonna pay for my therapy cut the shit! mean...just mean! ill have nighmares for WEEKS! whatever it is i did to you IM SORRY! i swear itll never happen again *sobs* oh please make it stop!
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yeah well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on September 28, 2008 - 10:35pm.
I fucked her once.
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Yeah, but did you taste her chicken cutlets?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on September 28, 2008 - 11:35pm.
I fucked her once.
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SHUT. UP! Is that true? I kinda believe everything you say cuz you're Dexter. Fucked up, I know - but true.
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Re:
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on September 29, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I fucked her once.
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What - and then cut her up into little parts and stored them in a freezer?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I fucked her once.
I hope PP had a nice birthday...late 30's maybe.
In pic six, one waiter is telling the other one "Oh, this reminds me, did you tell the manager we're out of cottage cheese?".
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You are what you eat, Phoebe: hard, sugary coating and *nothing* inside.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on September 28, 2008 - 11:04pm.
How can some one so unappealing in every way think that they are hot and intresting.She is a loser!
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That's funny. Just today I was thinking:
She learned EVERYTHING she knows from Paris Hilton. Except she forgot to have a Daddy witha multinational corporation.
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She's a Lady/
How can some one so unappealing in every way think that they are hot and intresting.She is a loser!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Team Valtrex: "The sprinkles look like arterial blood spatter, which can only improve a Phoebe Price pic."
It totally DOES! AH HA HA HA!
and...
Submitted by Sandbitch: "Whats with this shoddy Ivy place! It's about damn time they got a new fence."
That's what I'M sayin'! If they let that fence, which is the face of their operation, get all mildewy and flaking, what does the kitchen look like? I wouldn't eat there with Amy Winehouse's mouth.
good god. how desperate!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
This is only fueling my craving for vegan cupcakes.
I saw someone else wearing one of those wool hats. WTF? It's summer!
http://www.modegreen.com/
Submitted by Creemy on September 28, 2008 - 7:56pm.
TITS, TB is veering from the books, but the end of the episode.........
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HAH. I haven't read the books so nice try at a subtle spoiler! :P~~~
Say, does the show accurately reflect the amount of violent sex in the books or is that as over the top as I suspect it is?
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Oh yeah, I remember she did the same thing last year. Look how far her career has come in the last 12 months! GUFFAW!!!
What kind of a wacko has people pick her up for a picture when she is going commando?
Answer: A pathetic nobody who is desperate for attention!
TITS, TB is veering from the books, but the end of the episode.........
I bet Phoebe ate the 'crotch' piece.
That candle is in the wrong spot on the cake.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
In the second to the last thumbnail, is she trying to hide her hoo ha or trying to hide her cellulite?
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Creemy NO TB spoilers - you hear!!!
I can't see it until tomorrow.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
"Lets go EAGLES"
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Happy 49th birthday PP, you sad, pathetic thing!
Good investigative work there Solaera!!
Denise WOODY? Fuck me blind with a scented candle.
So when people are eating her cupcakes - I wonder if anyone looks deep into her eyes as they lick her face off the cc?
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
the cupcakes look professionally made. rarely am i easily impressed.
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haha ya you ARE that much cooler since PP is your friend. I am totally jelly hehe. You are kind of like a spy though, you can report back to Dlisted on all the juicy info you find out!!!
i just love this woman! she is so sunshine in the wacked out mind! but she does all this in good humor. i love the haters and scoffers in the background. goes to show you can be royality in your own mind and walk around like it- and have good friends!!! happy birthday, pheobe! keep at it. you'll eventually break in.
I'm not sure if Albertson's still does it, cuz they've closed all the ones in my state..but..I'm thinking she got her cupcakes there because they used to give you your first birthday cakes or cupcakes for free...I'm sure PP knocking off like 20 years gets her at least 20% off!!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Totally off topic....anyone else watching the New Kids on the Block Reunion special on VH1 right now?! The boys kinda still got it..=-)
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Who the HELL keeps taking her picture? I bet she has a photographer on call
And I REALLY didn't need to see PP's cheeseburger hanging out of her thong-gross!
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That is comedy gold,right there.
MK, please find someone new to worship, for the love of all holy sluts.
Even my cat, who loves chicken cutlets, is turned off by her.