Hiding In Plain Sight
Here's Tater Head leaving LAX yesterday (probably catching a return flight back from Idaho, AKA the Motherland) looking like the Ore-Ida version of Asshole Simpson.
Let me ask you this, who the EFF goes incognito wearing a flaming red wig? A frumpy mop made of delicious golden curly fries would have been less conspicuous. But it looks like it worked because one loner ass paparazzi with a disposable camera happened to be catching a flight back from Sheboygan and only took pictures after she shouted out "I am ze Asshole Simpson!"
Hash Browns, please! In order to look like Asshole Simpson you're supposed to have a schnoz sponsored by Kleenex!
That being said, this is might be an upgrade. Or maybe I'm just saying that because I'm a sucker for the ginges. Even the faux ones.
Idaho, the motherland????
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
This is the best I have seen her look.
She had worse looks, so meh
I wouldn't aspire to look like Asshole Simpson!!
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She looks decent in the 2nd thumbnail.
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Hiding in plain sight? More like hiding in fug sight.
Definite upgrade. Big lenses, long oddly red wig...she looks like Lezlohan guest-starring on "Big Face Theater".
In honor of this useless pile of shit, I had Tater Tots for lunch.
just when I thought she couldn't get any fuglier......
Holy hell! Does she read these comments? She got more hair. *sigh* but she's SO annoying. NOw she's got TOO much...and it's much too red. Just forget it, Rumer. *eyeroll*
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Arghhh, what a waste. Give me some of that Moore- Willis money, and I will look like..like..well AT LEAST like a goddess compared to THIS.
whata fukin nerd!
Rumer going ginge is a good thing for you, check out this picture people http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09_05/RumerWillisPS_343x650.jpg
She looks pretty... confident to say the least.
Not a wig...but her face is still so BUSTED.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
POSEUR = a person who pretends to be what he or she is not = Rumer Willis
Rumer, Here's a newsflash for ya: there is no need to go incognito because no one is looking for you.
NO ONE CARES. YOU ARE BORING. Please make a note of this for your records.
Sincerely,
Everyone
speakit on September 29, 2008 - 10:40am.
I heard a Rumer
ooh, ooh, I heard a Rumer
They say you got a busted face.
- I ♥ me some Bananarama....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She actually looks MUCH better with the wig.
Idaho! hahahahaha
--thanks awfully--
Also- a sexy nod to Island Girl. I guess I never realized you were a ginge.
Us reds got to stick together.
Aw, thanks MK, we love you too!
As a ginge, can't say I like this look on Tater. Too bright. If she wants red, she should get darker, maybe auburn. I applaud the effort though.
I heard a Rumer
ooh, ooh, I heard a Rumer
They say you got a busted face.
Tater head would be the perfect model for the Phoebe Price headband collection.She could model a coupla' three of those suckers at once.Ooops!...I just gave MK some accidental Morning Wood with that idea.
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@ STEWIE GRIFFIN...Yep I would'nt miss this ho'...or Phoebe...or Frappney...if MK stopped writing about them.
Demi was at the Bears game last night.Still looks good.Wha happen mang?!
She forgot the headband on her tater head
All bitches in Holliwood be wearing that shit especially asshole Simpson
Why can't these bitches be original
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Ummm..What surprises me is which paparazzi would follow her to the airport and think the shot would fetch a lot of money..
Please girl...wash that wretched wig. A little Dawn would do.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 29, 2008 - 8:14am.
Stewie Griffin ~ I agree.
Tater Head Willis is a legend in her own delusional mind.
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You only need to look at the long list of hasbeens and neverweres on the list to the right of this column to know it's only a matter of time.
Time moves so slowly when you want it to move quickly.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Um...don't think that is a wig....just some extensions to her recently ginged hair. I think she looks pretty good actually. *ducks and hides*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
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I don't own that one. I'll put on the Netflix queue though!!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
she is full tater head isn't she?sad. she got it (partly)from Demi, shes a tater.
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Why do we care about this cunt?
Submitted by StewieGriffin on September 29, 2008 - 10:12am.
um outside of Dlisted (which has made her a star) does ANYONE know who this bitch is
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No Stewie, and we're trying to keep it that way!
Guy in security line ahead is curious about his sudden hankering for Chik-Fil-A waffle fries.
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Stewie Griffin ~ I agree.
Tater Head Willis is a legend in her own delusional mind.
"looking like the Ore-Ida version of Asshole Simpson."
hahahahahahaha it took me a minute to get that (i'm on my first cup of coffee) i actually didn't recognize who it was at first, but then i saw that humongous chin.
um outside of Dlisted (which has made her a star) does ANYONE know who this bitch is that she feels the need to be running around incognito?
as ugly as she is, I think Scout is the ugliest of the three Willis girls....
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Oh no, the pop up Halloween stores are selling Asslee Wentz wigs.
whoa, for a second I thought Ashlee poped the emo spawn. Bitches stole my hair color.
shes just so.... so.... shes just so taint!
Thats all i can say really, shes taint.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 29, 2008 - 9:50am.
We had a Paul Newman weekend!
Absence of Malice, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Towering Inferno, The Hustler, Blaze and Cool Hand Luke!!
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Clarisse...how could you have newman weekend without the greatest comedy ever...SLAP SHOT?!?!?
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
What is with that wig and that color? Hasn't she seen Phoebe Price?
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Swlf righteous... I can't stand this girl. Opening her trap about being famous and having to succumb to it. OH THE TRAGEDY. Noone knows you for your stunning looks or talent. Countdown to bad record to follow Z-list career.
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 29, 2008 - 9:55am.
LCT I love how you made her a chola but your avie is giving me LA flashbacks! ;)
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LCT I love how you made her a chola but your avie is giving me LA flashbacks! ;)
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Give her a burkha please.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 29, 2008 - 9:50am.
LCT!
Hey babeh! How was the weekend? We had a Paul Newman weekend!
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It was quiet. Damn, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a GREAT movie. I'm jelly.
LCT!
Hey babeh! How was the weekend? We had a Paul Newman weekend!
Absence of Malice, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Towering Inferno, The Hustler, Blaze and Cool Hand Luke!!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
*comes running into the room* MISSY! Did someone say ginges?? *pant*
Poor Rumer. She would rock the Cousin It look.
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KD, that is very nice of you! And if you have a free hand, feel free to join in!! Muahahaha!!
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