Hiding In Plain Sight
Here's Tater Head leaving LAX yesterday (probably catching a return flight back from Idaho, AKA the Motherland) looking like the Ore-Ida version of Asshole Simpson.
Let me ask you this, who the EFF goes incognito wearing a flaming red wig? A frumpy mop made of delicious golden curly fries would have been less conspicuous. But it looks like it worked because one loner ass paparazzi with a disposable camera happened to be catching a flight back from Sheboygan and only took pictures after she shouted out "I am ze Asshole Simpson!"
Hash Browns, please! In order to look like Asshole Simpson you're supposed to have a schnoz sponsored by Kleenex!
That being said, this is might be an upgrade. Or maybe I'm just saying that because I'm a sucker for the ginges. Even the faux ones.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 29, 2008 - 9:41am.
LCT.. oh Hot Chocolate! mmm. Marshmallows, too?? I want Phoebe Price white marshmallows in mine! I'll bring a big comforter, but don't mind the pee smell, its just my pee. ok?
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K. I might dutch oven you.
LOL Bradiful that's totally it! that red stuff gets all over your fingers....
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Blimey! If i had a head like that, i'd stay home.
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you're just ugly
Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, you're just ugly
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you're just ugly
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you're just ug, ugly ugly
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 29, 2008 - 8:41am.
Ooo, hot chocolate sounds good right now. I'm so cold today! I'll hold your cocoa when you and LCT need your hands free. *wink*
LCT.. oh Hot Chocolate! mmm. Marshmallows, too?? I want Phoebe Price white marshmallows in mine! I'll bring a big comforter, but don't mind the pee smell, its just my pee. ok?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
BBQ Tater Chip Head.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
HA HA HA!
Missy! I see renises!
Okie and Snow that is the damn funniest thing ive read in the past 12 hours!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 29, 2008 - 9:34am.
*cuddles up next to LCT*
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Let's have a good snuggle. You bring the comforter, I'll bring the hot chocolate.
Mornin' ya'll!
Tater head has huge feet! I bet she could share shoes with Paris.
ISLAND GIRL!!! YOU OUT THERE?? MK LOVES THE GINGES!!!!! YA HEAR THAT??
*does ginge dance for MK and IG*
Mornin sluts!!
(LOLOoooooooooooo!! your texts had me cracking up yesterday, kuckoo!!♥♥)
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Snowy.. OMG, then she'd be like ripping her clothes off, And he'd be like 'BAM, You've been punk'd!!" And her mom will come in, and Demi & Ashton will be LOL & pointing at her, and saying "so sad & pathetic" hahaha. that'd be funny! And all of her potato eyes would be crying..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
She may be a tater head but that Jacket is pretty hot.
Still looks like a tater head to me.
Submitted by DeeDee on September 29, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Definitely, and I think the red looks good on her. Better than short and bleached.
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That's *Hedley*!
Long hair makes her tuber chin look less pronounced.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
oakie: LOL he should do an episode of Punk'd on her like that...
"Oh Rumz, I can't control my desire, being without you is like the Potato Famine all over again..."
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
How DARE she have that look on her face like she doesnt have to beg those photographers to pay attention to her annoying ass!
BITCH NO! You keep shoving your big ass head in shots just praying you get to be famous and you have this look on your face like you are something?
No bitch, just no!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*cuddles up next to LCT*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Umm no and ewwwwwwwwwwww for her crushin on her Mom's man.
I'd shank her! Do it Demi do it!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by oklahoma on September 29, 2008 - 9:30am.
haha Snowy! *books flight to Vegas* I was just thinking about this Baked Tater! How she was talking about her crush on Ashton.. That is creepy, I bet she said that to people hoping he would come into her bedroom at night.. *shuders*
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I think you're absolutely right.
Blurrrrrg.
WIGs out.
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
haha Snowy! *books flight to Vegas* I was just thinking about this Baked Tater! How she was talking about her crush on Ashton.. That is creepy, I bet she said that to people hoping he would come into her bedroom at night.. *shuders*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
She looks much better with long hair, regardless of whatever hellish colored wig she picks out.
Is she trying to be Ashlee Simpson?
Awww, did someone tell her that red would make her jaw look smaller?
i think that hash brown is missing its paper wrapper...
((sigh))
Oh Tater. Her parent's co-mingled DNA is not the business. I've seen butt ugly people with cuter kids.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
MK you need to marry me. okie and some dude with a blog are already jumping the broom so lets make it a double wedding...lmao @"(probably catching a return flight back from Idaho, AKA the Motherland"
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo