Monday, September 29th 2008

Dennis Quaid Joins The STFU Meg Ryan Club

In the new InStyle Magazine, Meg Ryan opens up her swollen pussy lips to blab about her fucked up marriage to Dennis Quaid. Meg yapped that she wasn't the only one who cheated..blah...blah...blah! The bitch must have an alarm that goes off every few years reminding her to talk about this shit again.

Dennis Quaid isn't letting Meg's latest rant go without commenting on it. Dennis tells Rush & Molly: "It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship. Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce. I, myself, moved on years ago and am fortunate to have a happy, beautiful family."

They both whored around during their marriage. We all know this and we don't need to hear it anymore unless they bring something new to the table like a sex tape. A sex tape with Dennis, I mean. I don't need to see Meg Ryan's moldy apple pie.

The next time Meg goes to the plastic surgeon's office she needs to ask him to use a little fishing wire to sew up her trout lips. That way she'll stop talking about something that happened 8 years ago. Speaking of her bloated vag lips, a source also tells R&M that Meg isn't using botox to plump them up. She injects her lips with fat taken from her ass. I need correct myself then. Before I said she had "swollen pussy lips" and "bloated vag lips." That was wrong of me. She really has puffy anal gland lips.



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I read that interview. As much as I can't stand her...In her defense, the questions were asked and answered. She did not spill the beans, she was asked straight out. She even said he is a great dad and that they are civil to each other and she does not hate him at all and totally says that she had a hand in the breakup.

Sounds like Quaid (who will ALWAYS be Jerry Lee Lewis to me) is just mad that he is no longer thought of as the martyr of that divorce. Sorry, Dennis, shit splatters.

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@MK - She really has puffy anal gland lips.

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Please, she's got a new movie out...that's why she's all of a sudden spilling the beans.
Whore.
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I used to think Meg was so cute, circa "Top Gun" and "Innerspace," but she has reached the point where she should be surrendering gracefully to her age, not playing out the perky-cute shtick soooooo many years past its expiry date.

And the plot synopsis of "The Women" that I read just pissed me off. She's shown having beautiful, pre-Raphaelite spiral curls, but apparently that's not cool, so she has to learn to iron her hair to be hip and with it. What is this, junior high??

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Aww, girl can't help bringing up Dennis Quaid. It's the most recent news she has!

Submitted by Green Is Good on September 29, 2008 - 2:51pm.

I suspect neither of them realized how stressful it would be to have TWINS.

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Exactly. I am no big fan of Quaid's choice in women, that's for sure. I also don't feel at all sorry for them over the stress of twins; they are old enough to know better, rich enough to have constant care for them, and don't tell me this bitch doesn't have nannies. She wouldn't even carry them for fear of ruining her body, fer chrissakes. Women like that shouldn't even be allowed to have kids, no matter what they can provide for them. I feel terrible for the lack of motherly love I foresee for them-- I just hope I'm wrong.

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I think the botox has seeped into her brain.

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Submitted by matahara on September 29, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Saw in the national enquirer of Dennia Quaid and his new wife, Kimberly fighting in italy while on vacation. A website also showed them fighting away.
http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/46209/dennis-quaids-verbal-throwdown-in-it...
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I suspect neither of them realized how stressful it would be to have TWINS.

Be careful what you pay for, because you can't return them.

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Now now, little trout, im sure Fishsticks Paltrow would have some GOOPY words of inspiration for you. Shell tell your ass to go pick some flowers, breathe and read a book....

Saw in the national enquirer of Dennia Quaid and his new wife, Kimberly fighting in italy while on vacation. She looked bitchie. Read that the fight started 'cos "Kimberly wanted to ride on the carrousel, but dennis wouldn’t let her. then the arguing started." haahaa
A website also showed them fighting away.
http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/46209/dennis-quaids-verbal-throwdown-in-it...

Submitted by peaches on September 29, 2008 - 1:16pm.
He actually did try to take heat off of her when they first split with the Russell Crowe thing. He said the marriage was already troubled before that happened.
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That's right. She's just a vapid bitch. She ought to be grateful anyone even casts her in anything these days, and shut her trap.

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He actually did try to take heat off of her when they first split with the Russell Crowe thing. He said the marriage was already troubled before that happened. He has been pretty mature about the whole situation. She's bitter because Quaid and crowe both moved on with other women who are normal and not high profile, and she's alone! it's more proof why two high profile celebrities together often ends in disaster, unless one or both of them riteres and stops working in big movies, like Warren Beatty has done, and the late Paul Newman and his wife JoAnn did.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Miss Randy Quaid is SUCH a nelly queen! Who is she fooling with these fish? (Lesbianism most foul or just a sister act?)

She is 100% 'mo!

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Meg: Bitter, party of one. Your table is ready.

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"Right On Peaches" I agree 100% with your post. STFU!

Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 29, 2008 - 11:35am.

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From what I understand, he stayed quiet the first time around because he was an alcoholic/coke head. He was lucky to have any contact with Jack.

So, yeah, I think he kinda needs to STFU. Her too.

Don't put kids in the middle, is my motto.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 29, 2008 - 11:35am.
So, she gets to publicly trash him again but some of you are pissed he had the balls to defend himself? He probably WAS an asshole cheater, but her excuse of "I only cheated because he did FIRST" is something a second grader would pull. Then, SEVEN years later, she brings it up again and he isn't allowed to respond? Fuck that.

Staying silent is what he pretty much did the first time around (other than in the divorce papers which she was known to leak), probably because he realized they were both assholes and should keep their yaps shut. She's the dumb bitch who keeps flapping her oversized helium-filled lips about it. Besides, jackass or not at least he can actually ACT, not just sit there blinking and giggling, and she can't even do that anymore thanks to her plastic surgery obsession. She needs to go adopt another kid with her Angelina Jolie/Mother Theresa obsession and shut the fuck up for good
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ITA! and speaking of which, next time Brangelina decide to Blab about Jen, She oughta make the same statement Dennis Quaid did, that will not just tell them to STFU, but it'll tell the media and tabloids to finally STFU and leave her alone as well!I mean that's pretty much the only problem for her, she's certainly moved on the same as Quaid has!

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So, she gets to publicly trash him again but some of you are pissed he had the balls to defend himself? He probably WAS an asshole cheater, but her excuse of "I only cheated because he did FIRST" is something a second grader would pull. Then, SEVEN years later, she brings it up again and he isn't allowed to respond? Fuck that.

Staying silent is what he pretty much did the first time around (other than in the divorce papers which she was known to leak), probably because he realized they were both assholes and should keep their yaps shut. She's the dumb bitch who keeps flapping her oversized helium-filled lips about it. Besides, jackass or not at least he can actually ACT, not just sit there blinking and giggling, and she can't even do that anymore thanks to her plastic surgery obsession. She needs to go adopt another kid with her Angelina Jolie/Mother Theresa obsession and shut the fuck up for good.

hm... well now that he has said that you know she will need to say something and this is going to go on for a while.

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note to dennis and meg: move on please...
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 29, 2008 - 11:05am.
Whatever happened to saying "No comment"?

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Word. He's dissing Jack's mom as he's bitching about her doing the dissing. He's no better. Be the bigger person, let your actions speak for themselves, dude. Maybe he hasn't completely moved on, or it wouldn't ruffle his feathers.

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Whatever happened to saying "No comment"?

What a complete asshole. So he's moved on from his own cheating? How very kind of him. There's something about actors that seems to remove their souls and leave them these weird, rubber-faced bodies walking around.

Dam there was a time when I would have given my brothers left nut to fuck her. Not now dude - be like fucking a mannequin.

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It's ancient history. These 2 needs to move along. Who gives a crap.

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Hmm, I liked these two together. They were both hot in that movie (I think it was called Flesh and Bone). Now she's made her cute face all muppet and he's a whiney baby. I would have had more respect if he would have just shrugged about it. Their kid is 16, I am sure he knows everything. It's not stuff you just forget.

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You know, I like them both (although I am positively SICK at what she did to her face) and I think he is a hottie, but I do think he loved it when everyone thought he was the wronged party. Plus, he has been holding out the sympathy basket because of his twins's illness. Hell, just make him a saint. Oh, wait, maybe he isn't worthy?

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Meg used to be so damn cute....I agree, Jack is 16 now, and will read/hear all about this. She should shut up.

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"Hmmmm. Who's more credible?

The dude who quietly remarried and started over?

Or the chick who butchered her face and bought a baby from China?

STFU Meg, indeed."

good god, what does one have to do with the other? everyone in hollywood knew dennis was a player. meg put up and shut up for YEARS. he's an asshole. team meg.

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but, then again, what do i know?

Submitted by K2 on September 29, 2008 - 9:08am.

Oh Fuck you Dennis! You just liked it better when Meg shut her mouth about the divorce and allowed herself to take the heat for cheating in the marriage. He must've loved playing up the jilted husband but in the meantime he was cheating on her as well! It might've been years ago - but the public didn't know he was a cheating horn dog back then. God forbid the woman open up and come clean if it involves making him look bad. Yes, he has a new family and apparently she has a new child as well. Everyone seems to have healed, she's only discussing what happened b/c she was asked! It doesn't mean she hasn't moved on. It means she's clarifying what really happened. He doesn't want his image ruined even if it helps her to heal by speaking about it.
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I guess you didn't get the memo about the double standard.
Meg missed the memo that its ok for a man to bang dozens of nameless starlets but you're toast if you're a woman who sleeps with a star who is her equal.

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Yeah, Dennis you'vd moved on so much that you have to reply like a bitchy girl? I just love these guys as they get older and have less opportunity to cheat, somehow find themselves the youngest wife possible and then, somehow magically, they are content. Neither one of them were angels in the relationship, he just loved everyone thinking it was Meg who was the sole cheater.

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I always get her confused with Melanie Griffith, they look the same, and now even more so with their ass fat inflated lips.

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KD, it was funny, And it showed Dick several times.. I LMAO.. Peen is Keen!!

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I saw her on Larry King the other day (with the rest of the cast of The Women) and her face could barely move. I find it astounding that a so-called actress would do that to herself. And those awful, swollen lips...

They have the same joker smile.

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Okie- that looks like a funny movie (forgetting Sarah Marshall). I'll have to watch it.

Dennis quaid could be the joker in the next batman movie.

ick, I have a sore throat today. I hope I'm not coming down with something. Then again, it would be nice to have a day off.

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can they both go away? Like to a hole somewhere?

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OMFG move on a&& face!
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okie: your fiance looks quite handsome, congrats!****************************1/20/09
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Wasn't she banging Russell Crowe when she was sporting that hairstyle? She probably had his scent on her when that picture was taken.

So she plumps her lips with ass fat and now the shit starts spewing out of her mouth. God I hate celebrities.

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Nice! A wedding proposal and its only 9:36 am.. Super!! Where's my ring?? No really, Where is it!!!!!!

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Hmmmm. Who's more credible?

The dude who quietly remarried and started over?

Or the chick who butchered her face and bought a baby from China?

STFU Meg, indeed.

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Oh Fuck you Dennis! You just liked it better when Meg shut her mouth about the divorce and allowed herself to take the heat for cheating in the marriage. He must've loved playing up the jilted husband but in the meantime he was cheating on her as well! It might've been years ago - but the public didn't know he was a cheating horn dog back then. God forbid the woman open up and come clean if it involves making him look bad. Yes, he has a new family and apparently she has a new child as well. Everyone seems to have healed, she's only discussing what happened b/c she was asked! It doesn't mean she hasn't moved on. It means she's clarifying what really happened. He doesn't want his image ruined even if it helps her to heal by speaking about it.

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morning hos, remember that pic MK posted awhile back of DQ looking smokin'? ****************************1/20/09
"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

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I love when male "dogs" are now "happy and moved on" after the pain they leave behind.

Meg was wrong in talking about her history especially now that her son is a young man now, but Dennis, please..you were a dog.and just cause you are being groomed into your old age, doesn't mean you don't ever stop being an old hound dog..just a better behaved one.

Ridiculous!

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Ever since that scene w/ Ellen Barkin in "The Big Easy," he makes me feel like I'm having a party in my pants.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 29, 2008 - 8:59am.

i hate anyone that fucking wears/wore/looked at/thought about/dreamed of/ etc those type of glasses
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TEAM SHIT-EATING DENNIS!

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Say what you will, no one, but NO ONE does 'shit eating grin' like old Dennis.

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