Panty Creamer Of The Day
I'm talking about the bong trophy and not about The Franco. This is seriously my kind of award. Finally a trophy you can use for something other than beating bitches over the head with.
James Franco won this beauty from High Times Magazine for playing a mega stoner in "Pineapple Express." This is what the Oscar should look like. Shit. I bet Charlize Theron turned her Oscar into a bong.
James claims that he doesn't smoke regularly, but his eyes tell a different story. I see the green cloud passing through his eyes. He's obviously day dreaming of Funions covered in nacho cheese and Doritos Fiery Habanero bits. I'm speaking from experience.
The awards ceremony also attracted the always lovely Alexis Arquette. You know Franco hit that shit over a men's room urinal.
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If James wasn't stoned at this event, they should take away his bong award.
Is Alexis wearing a wig? The hairline is confusing.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
I think Alexis is a post-op transsexual. Which is really sad, if you have seen pictures of his (when she was a guy) peen...it was a work of art.
James Franco is a cutie pie, and doubly cute if he tokes up.
James is pretty hot, I'd hit it.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
*Drool* who cares about Alexis Arquette, James Franco is fucking hot.
Did Alexis save her peen? Hope she didn't chop it off. It was really quite a nice one and worthy of preservation.
@Angel - white transsexual chola alert!
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Umm, well alexis certainly has miles of gumline.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Bong-a-long-a-ding-dong-a Fraaaaaaanco.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Does Alexis Arquitte shop at Fashion bug and Claires? I mean that is one horribly dressed tranny!
Alright, now guys!! No bad talking about Alexis!! I loves her!! I want her to come live at my house forever and ever and ever!! Dick or not.. lol.. My own lil in house freak..
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Alexis!! Oooof! Wow. The trannie version is supposed to be more attractive! You are going backwards.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Is Alexis Arquette pre-op or post-op? I mean, does she tuck or what? And if he were any higher, he'd be comatose.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
If he doesn't smoke it regularly, you know he should because you know he's probably a real jerk when he doesn't. He seems like a high-strung asshat that needs some just do unwind.
Best trophy ever. I want one!
*whispers*
noooooooooot the gayyyyyyyyy nooooooooooooooo my preciouuuuuussssssssssssssssss
*runs away with his bong*
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OMG I LOVE Alexis Arquette.. I just melt for men dressed as women for some reason!! I don't know what it is about them.. *swoons*
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
he's so stoned
looks like he liked his little bong award...and already put it to good use