How To Stay Relevant By Adnan Ghalib
Yes, Adnan Ghalib still exists and he's still trying way too hard to keep our attention. Adnan claims that he does have a tape of him and Our Lady of Cheetos bumping pork rinds in Mexico when she was going through that whole "I'm batshit crazy and loving it" phase. Adnan is ready and willing to sell the sex tape for the right price.
A source said the tape is 2 hours long and features Brit Brit in that busted pink wig getting it on with Adnan in a hotel room in Mexico. A source claims the 2-hour tape features Brit Brit in her busted pink wig while getting it on with Adnan in a Mexican hotel room. 2 fucking hours?! Please. You know Adnan busts it in 2 strokes or less. The tape is probably just Brit laying on some bed and making out with her bag of Cheetos Torciditos. It probably looks something like this.
Adnan tells Heat Magazine (via The Sun): "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “
He won't discuss Brit Brit's private life, but he will show us her fried chicken strips dipped in ranch dressing. That's nice of him. Adnan needs to give us the goods or go into the corner and play with his man titties while plucking out that hideous pussy strip he calls facial hair.
I think he's hot. I'm a sucker for that shit.
FUCK OFF BITCH!
just wanted to get your attention :)
read this gawker article on sex tapes and celebrity.. it rocks
http://gawker.com/5056569/how-celebrity-sex-tapes-ruined-america-one-thr...
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we're all in for it now! LAnderson said the Toilet Bats have been released! *puts on cheeto name brand knee pads to pray*
*lets Cheesus borrow power cord from my computer*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 12:28pm
Cheesus has revoked his internet connection.
The toilet bats have been released!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
*still waiting on Lou117 to apologize to Karma* I think we know who the real bitch is, now don't we Lou! *stares* *points w/ ERECT 3-D puzzle*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
HA HA OKIE!
hold me.. I'm skeered of processed cheese snacks. OMG MY FINGERS ARE TURNING ORANGE! *runs away from cheetos but keeps looking back and tripping*
Britty cant read! She has no idea we are telling truths about her!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LMAO @ Speakit, Those Cheetos are scary, ya'll.. All haunted n stuff!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by lou117 on September 30, 2008 - 12:18pm.
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You're right. Your devotion to a celebrity who is an unfit skank mother willl HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS. ***spooky cheeto floating***
wooooooooooo
Submitted by lou117 on September 30, 2008 - 12:18pm.
YOU ARE TRASH!!! Britney is doing well now and all you are trying doing is bring her back down. All you do is think about your self. God will punish you one day!!!! It all comes back to you karma is a bitch!!
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Like Oh my Gah! did you hear that? Lou117 said We are trash, And he called Karma a Bitch, That was really mean, Lou, now you apologize to Karma.. Go ahead, I'll wait!!
YOU ARE TRASH!!! Britney is doing well now and all you are trying doing is bring her back down. All you do is think about your self. God will punish you one day!!!! It all comes back to you karma is a bitch!!
It only took 2 hours because they both forgot to cut eye holes in the paper bags.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Gawkers take on this is cute, pithy and apt.
How celeb sex tapes ruined america.
http://gawker.com/5056569/how-celebrity-sex-tapes-ruined-america-one-thr...
Sickening shit all around......... Now, if it was 2000, and she made the tape with Justin Timberlake, then it would be a hit. But now, with this Paparatzie Dill-hole, no way. More pitiful than sexy.
Living well is the best revenge.......
The "I'm batshit crazy and loving it" Britney was my favorite of all the Britneys.
Grease 3 ? No, thanks.
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This is one flick that James Haven is going to miss! Nasty!
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Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 7:46pm.
If it was wriiten by a half decent writer, then yes it might be empowering, but really "Lollipop
Must mistake me you're a sucker"? *shudders* I can't take songs that use lyrics like that seriously, let alone "empowering"
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 29, 2008 - 7:34pm.
DAE when you edit your profile there's a place to chose your time zone, is that what you are looking for?
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Yes! I can't find it.
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Gee, didn't see this coming...Brit needs to get her chola on and cut this bitch.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 8:01pm.
FROM TMZ (for those who were curious about her mental state):
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I hate myself for this but I went to x17 to see if they mentioned the sex tape. Of course they didn't. Then I skimmed the comments on this story about her drivers license and new song - 90% negative - which is a big deal for that site. They're her biggest cheerleaders.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
FROM TMZ (for those who were curious about her mental state):
Now her lawyer wants the judge to stop the trial, at least for now, because of the conservatorship. According to the docs, she's still not totally with it. Brit is "unable to participate meaningfully in her defense."
It's kind of weird, because we're hearing the conservatorship could end as early as next month. So the new trial of the century may still be coming to a cable channel soon.
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You know. I might think it was empowering if these words, all strung together like this, made some actual sense...
Daddy-O
You got the swagger of champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy
Who you are, that's who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me you're a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
DAE when you edit your profile there's a place to chose your time zone, is that what you are looking for?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
I can imagine this tape. Brit is semi concious while he puts her in several positions, then he bangs her, with absolutely no emotion from either one. Passed out porn is revolting.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Thank me! lol how else would you get gems like that? *smiles sweetly*
She's supposed to be.
Urgh, I hated hearing talk about "womanizer". "empowering for girls" - for girls maybe, but not for women.
Question for anyone who knows the answer - for some reason my Dlisted time is wrong it's on US time, how do I change it back to UK time?
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
@DAE:
I don't know whether to slap you or thank you...
She talked about energy. LOL...someone mentioned that she ALWAYS says something like that. What a foolio this girlie is. Isn't she on a SUPER strict diet???
JJ: So do you have one slice, or like, a whole pizza and then the treadmill?
Britney: Oh I eat! I eat what I want, I have to yes-definitely.
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Unfitney (im in shock btw) did an intreview with Z100 (a proper intreview)
JJ: It's so amazing to have you here, because all weekend on Z100 we were playing your new song, as well as classic Britney.
Britney: Thank you! That's so crazy, thank you for playing my songs like that, that's awesome.
JJ: You look amazing in person. The hair - everything. She's got the cool sunglasses on in the studio, she looks radiant.
Britney: Why, thank you. Oh, you're so nice. You're too kind, thank you.
JJ: So your sixth studio album, it took a while?
Britney: Yeah. Actually, I did it, I cut Circus two weeks ago. I've been working on this album for like six months now.
JJ: So, tell me about "Womanizer" real quick.
Britney: It's a really cool song. I like the fact that it's so empowering for girls because it's basically saying, you know, we know what you're up to. It's about guys cheating on other girls and stuff like that. It's kind of like a girl anthem. That's why I like it.
JJ: Did you expect that so many women would be able to relate to it?
Britney: That's exactly what I felt when I heard the song, you know what I mean? So hopefully the fans will see it that way, too.
JJ: And congratulations on the VMAs! Finally, huh?
.Britney: I know, right!
JJ: And I heard that you weren't too crazy about the "Piece of Me" video?
Britney: I mean, it's a cool video, but I think by far I've done videos that are way better so I was really shocked that it got the award, you know?
JJ: So were you glad, or like, 'That's cool, but I didn't some other cool stuff!'
Britney (laughs): Yeah, but it was just inspiring though, 'cause now, you know, going forward with the videos that I'm doing now I can really go there and do something crazy and see what happens.
JJ: So I have to ask, are we going to see a tour?
Britney: Oh definitely next year, definitely.
JJ: So is that what's been up with all the dancing on the side?
Britney: Oh, yeah definitely.
JJ: Cool! So will it be a world tour? Or just the US?
Britney: Umm.. Probably all around the world.
JJ: Excellent! Anything else you want to say to your fans here in New York City?
Britney: I miss it here so much! I love it so much. It makes me... it's kind of like, bittersweet coming here 'cause I used to live here for two years! And when I come here, it's like, 'Man, I wish I had my apartment here still and stuff like that.' But I love it-it's the energy-it's crazy.
JJ: What's the one thing you miss about it here?
Britney (laughs): Um, the pizza!
JJ: So do you have one slice, or like, a whole pizza and then the treadmill?
Britney: Oh I eat! I eat what I want, I have to yes-definitely.
JJ: Advice for all the ladies-when you go on vacation, eat what you want and then go on the treadmill!
Britney: Yes, definitely.
JJ: Excellent, well I think we should hear "Womanizer" right now on the radio, would you like to introduce it?
Britney: Yes, this is my new song, "Womanizer." I hope you guys like it!
youtube link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvNIT-LcCg
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Oh my what a decent respectable Douche Bag, and he's even so decent as to say he won't show and tell without a fixed price. She picked him, now she can wait for the fallout. Shame on the media for allowing a pimp to extort the sick and twisted for his own financial gain.
Two hours of having to look at her Cheeto puss and his hairy peen? I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world that can get me through it.
I hope he does release the tape. That sorry skank deserves it after throwing her kids away, can't even imagine what those kids went through living with her. Maybe if he did tell it all then she'd go the fuck away forever.
I'm not Brit Brit fan but I actually feel bad for her. I think she was genuinely nuts at the time and this creep not only took advantage of a mentally ill woman, he filmed it. I hope her legal team does everything possible to block the sale of the tape and that he never sees a dime of profit.
Womanizer sucks dirty packi dick. As for Assnob or whatever the fuck his name is, Lets get this show on the road and someone make this troll an offer for this tape!!
HaHa!! I can hardly wait...
http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Britney-Spears-Sex-Tape-7dc4.html
Stoney I think he's Muslim so prolly he's at least cut, LOL
but right on with the smeg.
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 million in unmarked bills"
I bet he's uncircumsized with major smegma. Maybe they'll chop off his peen.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Well, it took him long enough! Yeesh! Get it out here already!
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I'll look at a still or two if they become available but, really, is there anything left to see of Brit besides proof positive of her preference for fried or baked Cheetos? I think it's fried, y'all. As for Ad's I doubt there is much to see there either.
I just wanna see his wang, cause if he ain't packing some major heat, what's the point of his swallow existence.
Isn't it like a crime for Adnan as a muslim to put out this tape? They don't take kindly to this stuff by one of their own, and they might put a bounty on his head. I'm not generalizing here, this is what they do in their culture, and he being Pakistani from England, They are Shi'ite muslims! He'd better watch his ass!
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I must still believe in the tooth fairy because I believed he really cared for her. Sad.
Submitted by The C word on September 29, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Wasn't this during her 'talking British-ish' phase?
"Adnan, if it's not too much of an imposition, I'd like a good rogering."
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If only we did speak like that. It's more a case of "get your tits out"!
Vomit inducing.
Just what I need.
Oh please NO!!! Please PLEASE NO!! *fainting*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 29, 2008 - 11:15am.
@LCT,
Beautiful, Angelina Cholie... Was Angel working that for you? She made me a lovely Sarah Gollum!
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Heck no, this was my 10pm Sunday night art!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 29, 2008 - 11:14am.
*wrestles LCT for Teddy* *chews 15 xanax*
*chants w/ LCT in 6 point homemade star*
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"Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the Cheetos and Frapps. I DO NOT ENVOKE THEE!"
I really, really hope this isn't true.
http://www.modegreen.com/
just because "Womanizer" is a shit song, it doesn;t mean it won;t be a hit...that is the sad part.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
PSL made me do it.
If I had to read it, so do you.
x17 isn't reporting on the sex tape yet. They did have this though:
Brit took off from LAX this afternoon, en route to New York -- reportedly to do publicity for her new single, Womanizer.
I can NOT get that damn song outta my head, y'all! Love it or not, it's definitely a catchy tune :)
So will Womanizer be a hit for Brit? Will she get behind it and her upcoming album and tour? We can only hope!!!
whoever writes this stuff should be eviscerated, and their still twitching body hung from a lamp post like a pinata.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.