How To Stay Relevant By Adnan Ghalib
Yes, Adnan Ghalib still exists and he's still trying way too hard to keep our attention. Adnan claims that he does have a tape of him and Our Lady of Cheetos bumping pork rinds in Mexico when she was going through that whole "I'm batshit crazy and loving it" phase. Adnan is ready and willing to sell the sex tape for the right price.
A source said the tape is 2 hours long and features Brit Brit in that busted pink wig getting it on with Adnan in a hotel room in Mexico. A source claims the 2-hour tape features Brit Brit in her busted pink wig while getting it on with Adnan in a Mexican hotel room. 2 fucking hours?! Please. You know Adnan busts it in 2 strokes or less. The tape is probably just Brit laying on some bed and making out with her bag of Cheetos Torciditos. It probably looks something like this.
Adnan tells Heat Magazine (via The Sun): "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “
He won't discuss Brit Brit's private life, but he will show us her fried chicken strips dipped in ranch dressing. That's nice of him. Adnan needs to give us the goods or go into the corner and play with his man titties while plucking out that hideous pussy strip he calls facial hair.
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Submitted by Oxygen on September 29, 2008 - 11:26am.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 29, 2008 - 3:45am.
hey Jlo will be at Macy's today to promote her men's fragrance "Eau de Crypt Keeper" Now I know what IM doing on my lunchbreak!
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Oh please send me a sample....I want to smell nice when I die from barfing if this tape ever surfaces.
LOL Eau de Skeletor is the perfect fragrance!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 million in unmarked bills"
Wasn't this during her 'talking British-ish' phase?
"Adnan, if it's not too much of an imposition, I'd like a good rogering."
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Farewell Reggie Dunlop.
@LCT,
Beautiful, Angelina Cholie... Was Angel working that for you? She made me a lovely Sarah Gollum!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 11:07am.
*rocking back and forth with a teddy*
Please God don't let it get out... pllleeeaaasseee don't let it get out... don't let it get out..
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*wrestles LCT for Teddy* *chews 15 xanax*
*chants w/ LCT in 6 point homemade star*
pluueeze
it can't be anywhere near as beautiful as fried chicken strips and ranch dressing.. pffftt.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Sounds like a boring 2 hours. You know it includes them clipping each others toe nails and crap like that.
"fried chicken strips dipped in ranch dressing"
This is why dlisted is the best.
*rocking back and forth with a teddy*
Please God don't let it get out... pllleeeaaasseee don't let it get out... don't let it get out..
Betcha that azzchap wants Papa Spears to pay him off...
Scum.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I love you cheetos
mmm i love you so much!
MK i JUST got over that mess! Damn it all to hell i will be saying that for the next year!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, there goes my cake :(
barf, but I love the cheeto fucker's purple socks!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
hahahah TITS! I know...I cannot even go to that site, the way the kiss Britney, Paris and Lilo's ass....oh, and now Kardashian too, it is just too fucking SICKENING.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
Submitted by snowpiece on September 29, 2008 - 3:45am.
hey Jlo will be at Macy's today to promote her men's fragrance "Eau de Crypt Keeper" Now I know what IM doing on my lunchbreak!
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Oh please send me a sample....I want to smell nice when I die from barfing if this tape ever surfaces.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
Those shorts remind me of Pumkin from Flavor of Love, She was wearing some short ones like that on I Love Money 'Clips' this weekend, Anyone see that.. She looked AWFUL in them, just horrid..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
oklahoma
heheheh yes towelie is the best character ever
Funny every time he tokes the Popeye melody comes on
Weed's like spinach for me too
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That's the melody to funky town!
If Shitney seemed to feel any remorse about that time in her life & losing her boo-boos, I might feel sorry for her. But, as it stands, I hope he does sell the tape. For a lot. & I hope the outcome is what I've been hoping for all along. She's completely ruined & I never have to see her again.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Farm animals fuckin on camera yeeee haw!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 10:49am.
I wonder if she knew she was being filmed?
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It's Britney, bitch! I bet she knew. Or she was like shitfaced or drugged.
WTF.....I thought we were rid of Assnan. Everytime I see him, I think of how much it hurts when I get the waxing done. OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....go the feck away and keep your dirty little tape...you freak.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
PSL - you could work there! Didn't they always build in a fake simpering question in order to stir debate too? Along the lines of 'don't you think our girl would look great on film with her slamming new body?'
I need a bath.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Like he must have already went thru that photo money he made off of her, So i guess its back to making more money off of her again!! Loser!! Like he's the only one w/ a sex tape w/ her!! Kfed, JT, Jason Alexander (55 hour marriage) You, Me, Him, Her, Bill, Ted, Excellent Adventure.. I mean, the list goes on.
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I wonder if she knew she was being filmed?
If not there are tons of ways he could have done it secretly. Plus cameras were his 'business'. Check out the spy cams on this site (this should serve as a warning for all of us): http://www.spycamman.com/
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
I would guess X-17 said this:
"Our girl Brit is betrayed again! How could anyone do this to Queen B after all she has been through? She is a wonderful mother and has her comeback in full swing! Someone is always trying to pull her down!"
*gags*
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
who wants to see that shit? I'd rather get barfed on! And probably would if this mess gets on the air.
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
LMAO @ Rollin Stoned,, I love that Sig line.. funny when he's trying to put that code in, but lays down the beat to that song instead.. Towlie is my long lost soul mate!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Where is that other rancid panty liner - osama lufti?
uh oh. Has anyone checked x-17 to see what they say/how they spin this? adnan was their bum boy.
someone else go look. that site sickens me. been up since 4am from a nightmare - my psyche is shaky.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Ah yes...a high priest of DOUCHEBAGGERY resurfaces.What?!...No Ed Hardy tee shirt on?! Must be tyrnna' tone it down .
I wouldn't watch it, but she's a farking dumbass for letting him tape that shit. I say, make a quick buck Adnan. Sure, you're scum for doing it but she's scum so wth. It's scum secks!
hey Jlo will be at Macy's today to promote her men's fragrance "Eau de Crypt Keeper" Now I know what IM doing on my lunchbreak!
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
just seeing a photograph of this guy walking down the street is disgusting. so. yuck. gross.
although someone should buy the tape for britney. every time she wants to start indulging the crazy she should be forced to watch it until she admits she needs to take her medication.
I'd sooner watch this than mini me. And you just KNOW we're all going to see it soon.
I bet she's an animal. She is loaded with muscles in her stocky little frame.
If he's running out of money maybe adnan could start rooming with Leif Garret.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
9 minutes of a guy in a gift bag humping a cheeto? wow. and i thought i had a boring weekend.
adnan is a cancer.
Who would want to watch that? Especially at that time when she probably went days without showering? Fuckin nasty.
oh Adnan, I've missed you and your landing strip terribly!
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
ASSSHOOLLEEEE!!! ugh hate him.
" I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."
Classy guy.
Yeah, i wanna see her fupa bouncing against his greasy cock.
Not.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
right stoney? I'd rather read his dirt on her than watch his dirt on her!
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
I'd rather have the details of her personal life rather than a tape of her fucking you, douchebag.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
If you zoom in on groud zero in that sex tape, you can actually SEE the STDs being exchanged. I think the Centers for Disease Control put it a bid for it. They need it for research.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
I would say I'd hit it, but it's been in Britney.
hhahahahha....MK and I were thinking the same thing at the same time.....I just posted first...
This tape would be so GROSS to watch. I do not ever want to see Britney fuck...and this guy? eeuuuuwwwwww....
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
He won't discuss Brit Brit's private life, but he will show us her fried chicken strips dipped in ranch dressing.
Vom, man. This is not an image I need before I go to bed.
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That's *Hedley*!
They were such a classy couple. Hollywood royalty, really.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Cheetos Torciditos?! hahahahahahahahahha
and BARF at the thought of such sex tape
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That's the melody to funky town!