Monday, September 29th 2008
Posh, Did You Forget Something?
I'm talking about your fucking heels! Where are they? Her heels must be overworked, because she gave them the day off this past Friday in NYC. Posh Beckham wore these $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots while hawking her fragrance with Becks at Macy's. $6k and they don't even have heels?! Bitch got ripped off!
These things make her look even more like a praying mantis alien. These boots are not made for walking, but they are made for gliding along the craters of Mars.
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OMG...those are the boots of the future!!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
You guys are nuts, those are the coolest boots I've ever seen! If I had those I'd wear them everyday. But then again I'm a big futurist & I like wierd shit like this.
Submitted by yoly on September 29, 2008 - 6:22pm
There was an article in the Daily Mail yesterday (you can probably still read it online) from her interview with Kelly Ripa and she apparently tells David on a daily basis that his looks will fade.
Bitch is smart, that's the way to keep a man keep his self confidence low.
However if you look at pictures over the years David has gotten increasingly better looking and Posh has gotten uglier (even uglier than before). Everyone knows men get better with age.
Poor David he'll be stuck with this twat forever.
PVC?!?! Bitch you got robbed! PVC should of only cost you like $30.
Ugh I hate when you go to a store and they sell their sh-t in PVC. I know leather's more expensive but come on I don't want to walk around squeaking.
And besides the PVC, the boots are hideous. No wonder her feet are so jacked up and her spine is starting to resemble Mr. Burns.
I'll bet though that by the end of the week those sheep twats in Hollywood will be buying those boots up. Can't think for themselves, always looking to chavtastic VB for what they should wear.
Just fucking ugly! and so are the boots.
Cow hoof implants?
Watch out Posh PETA is coming for your ass!
And here I thought they accidentally photoshopped the heels off the boots. And I was going blind from the sheer tackiness of the outfit. It's good to know my eyes still work after all these years. She looks ridiculously robotic in her poses too, like she's about to fall but doesn't really weigh enough for gravity to affect her that much...!
Your face!
It takes a lot of money to look this tacky.
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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
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As usual, she looks ridiculous.
I always thought Skanky LaWhore (Paris) was the most despeate media whore, but after this .. that crown goes to this bitch.. the sad things that must be going through her head.... I mean the shoes..... seriously? Ridic!
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He looks like the Good Humor Man~Posh looks like a Tranny Cat Doll...and the picture of her backbone was enough to make me hurl~good lord, woman, have a sandwich!
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Ugly ass shoes. I wonder if he ever thinks about leaving the alien girl.
If no one has said this, those look like fetish shoes. Like pony girl shoes. Google that, and you'll see how funny this entire ensemble is. She looks like a horse, and some men would love that. lol.
And as to how I am aware of this- I know a wide variety of crazies.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I wonder how much she was paid to wear those. And I wonder who's going to be stupid enough to copy her and wear those out to the club. THAT will be hilariousness.
looks to me like Davy boy swiped his wife's heels in these pix. Go Shorty!
Those boots have a built in heel and they rock!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Those boots make my mind hurt. Posh must be Solange's style role model. She'll have an okay outfit and then add one element that just fucks the whole thing to hell.
I can just imagine what Posh will look like at 50 after decades of starvation and wearing ridiculous shoes that muck up her posture. Like Gollum...on a good day.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
WTF was she thinking? Bigger question, doesn't Becks get turned off when he sees her looking like an extra from Star Trek?
Just because something is expensive, DOESN'T mean it should be worn. Those are the UGLIEST fucking boots I have ever seen, but only a true dim watt would think they were hot. Pitty the creature she knows not what she does.
I think I have an idea for my Halloween costume.
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i wish posh would just GO AWAY. or eat something...no fuck that just GO AWAY.
thats a pic of my girl.
Those are her tiptoe through a minefield boots.
Do those boots come with an access hole and a urine taco>?
WTF?!? How does one get around in those? You just have to walk around on your tiptoes? Doesn't that create quite a strain on your feet? Amazing!
Socky Adnan
she might be learning to tap dance in those shoes.they're awful and the dress is finished?
wrong color stripes for him.... ==)oh H he can wear anything or not. ;)
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Fashion victim. Epic fail. These boots must come in handy in a tire maze.
@TITS:
Yay! Now try this!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKnngyCIctA
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Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Wow...and apparently "steel guitar" is that Jeff Healey thing...also fun...
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fabu! i forgot about him.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Socky chola
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LOL. I think Socky has had a chola makeover at one point, tho...mebbe she still got it.
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I kind of wanted to chola-ize Bob here!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Freak Speely on September 29, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Fashion Tarzan say "Hair great. Dress good. Boots what fuck?"
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LOL!
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Wow...and apparently "steel guitar" is that Jeff Healey thing...also fun...
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Fashion Tarzan say "Hair great. Dress good. Boots what fuck?"
Submitted by missy on September 29, 2008 - 1:47pm.
TITS: check out jerry garcia on steel pedal guitar. try the album "Garcia" (also known as "The Wheel") and "Run for the Roses", and "Reflections". His guitar playing is amazing on those albums.
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thanks for the tip. i promise not to chola-ize your avatar.
there used to be a man that played steel guitar downtown in an enclosed courtyard with wicked acoustics. miss that.
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haha socky chola!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 1:31pm.
listening to the soundtracks from weeds. i like almost every single song they use. found some new ones i liked too. been getting into latin stuff a lot.
know any good steel guitar music. i have some ry cooder but i need more hard core steel than that.
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Hot. That reminds me of The Yale:) I used to work THERE:)
Johnny Winter?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIF6aKv3bjE&feature=related
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TITS: check out jerry garcia on steel pedal guitar. try the album "Garcia" (also known as "The Wheel") and "Run for the Roses", and "Reflections". His guitar playing is amazing on those albums.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
What on Dog's green earth is Posh-Bot wearing on her feet?! She's dressed like an extra from UFO.
http://ufoseries.com/
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Socky chola
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SC wouldn't last a heartbeat in a knifefight. One slice and she's just a ball of yarn.
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That is the gayest.suit.ever.
Did he raid the Mod Squad costume dept?
Socky chola
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 1:31pm.
listening to the soundtracks from weeds. i like almost every single song they use. found some new ones i liked too. been getting into latin stuff a lot.
know any good steel guitar music. i have some ry cooder but i need more hard core steel than that.
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Submitted by jussayin on September 29, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 12:53pm.
jussayin - what the hell is going on in your avie?
....*raises eyebrow* it ain't Picasso honey! what you see is what you see, and I don't suggest you enlarge at work either
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Aha! I WAS kinda hoping it was some kinda mind-fuck but it's pretty cool the way it is too:) LOL
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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 1:29pm
Wow, she was SO PRETTY... that would depress me if I was her.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by jussayin on September 29, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 12:53pm.
jussayin - what the hell is going on in your avie?
....*raises eyebrow* it ain't Picasso honey! what you see is what you see, and I don't suggest you enlarge at work either
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Yeah, but someone needs to tell her *ahem* she's not re-enacting the scene from "A Christmas Story" where Flick gets his tongue stuck to the flag pole. Wrap around, girlfriend, wrap around!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 29, 2008 - 1:12pm.
I pray that Paul Newman knew the Lord Jesus and is in heaven now.
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As Manuel in Fawlty Towers used to say: Que?
Do you people traditionally pray to jesus?
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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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LOL! Well, can't say I didn't try...what kinda music do you listen to..?then I won't have to torture you any more:) I listen to everything(really!) and take it for it's genre (if that makes sense) but I know most people gots their preferences.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 29, 2008 - 1:06pm
Don't feel bad; I think he purposely ignores the stuff I send sometimes. I sent him something one time that he used but credited another site even though I found it first...I was peeved but still got nuthin' but luv.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Hey TITS:
I hate to belabour the point but I just found this. How about this one???:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WedUn-_Y4-4
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The beat is louder than the rest of the music AND the singing. I have fundamental problems with that. It's too disturbing to listen too.
BUT MY DOG HER FACE - SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. sad.
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