Monday, September 29th 2008

Posh, Did You Forget Something?

I'm talking about your fucking heels! Where are they? Her heels must be overworked, because she gave them the day off this past Friday in NYC. Posh Beckham wore these $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots while hawking her fragrance with Becks at Macy's. $6k and they don't even have heels?! Bitch got ripped off!

These things make her look even more like a praying mantis alien. These boots are not made for walking, but they are made for gliding along the craters of Mars.

Posted by: Michael K


Eddie's picture

The hair color, that outfit, and those shoes are hideous, and the same goes for Posh.

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Submitted by Brian on September 29, 2008 - 1:17pm.

Good eh? Imagine working there with a 100% disposable income. Glory days. Is the button store still there? I used to get $40 donna karan wool mix thick stocking there - 15 years later I still have them and almost no runs. Food was good too.

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Just when you think the daft bitch couldn't look any worse, she pulls it off. Wanker.Please stay in the US, we really don't want you back.

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Oxygen's picture

OH FLIPPING BLACK LICORICE LACES!!!!!!!!!!

I thought she had on black leggings. Then I notice how shiny they were...very very very shiny and plasticky!!! And then how they didn't begin or end anywhere! The Heeless Body Boot. My goodness.

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Ok, WHAT THE FUCK!?! Those boots got no heels but they keep you up on your toes? Is that fun? I wonder...Like my feet don't get to hurt enough as it is...?

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Oxygen's picture

And to think I actually thought the peep toe boots were kinda weird looking....

At least they have heels. Are people just bored out of their minds to come up with these fashion wonders...I mean feck ups.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 29, 2008 - 1:12pm.

I pray that Paul Newman knew the Lord Jesus and is in heaven now.
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Um. Really? Well, I pray he's in heaven now too but...really?

Um...TITS wants to send me some cool shit...can you gives her my addy:)

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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 1:04pm.

And the quality just isn't there in a lot of high priced stuff. I used to work right smack dab in the middle of hazelton lanes (high end shopping in toronto)
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I love Hazelton Lanes and Yonge/Bloor. I was just in Toronto for TIFF and spent more time shopping than at the festival.Pity about the damn exchange rate....I still managed to hit Holts pretty hard.Who knew Armani now has designer chocolates???

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Stoney's picture

God, isn't David embarrassed to be seen with a woman wearing such ridiculous footwear?!?

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I pray that Paul Newman knew the Lord Jesus and is in heaven now.
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Hey TITS:

I hate to belabour the point but I just found this. How about this one???:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WedUn-_Y4-4

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Dirk Diggler's picture

I really don't see what the hype is all about with those two. They look pretty ordinary to me. Beckham is scrawny and looks much older than his years. His wife is pug and angular, with the most ridiculous sense of fashion.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 12:53pm.
jussayin - what the hell is going on in your avie?

....*raises eyebrow* it ain't Picasso honey! what you see is what you see, and I don't suggest you enlarge at work either

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Haha TITS, yes it will suffice. Attract the gulls and make them shit all over their fancy cars.

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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 12:56pm.
On the topic of waste and 6k boots. George Carlin on 'stuff': http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

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HA!! fucking awesome. stuff is burdening :-\
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StewieGriffin's picture

They may have all the money in the world and are wearing stuff that costs as much as a house, but why do they always look so tacky? They look no better than kids going to a ghetto prom. And it's not hate, it's just personal taste, they look awful.

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Submitted by jussayin on September 29, 2008 - 12:38pm.

I sent a pic of those shoes to MK last week....he didn't use it....*sobs*

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Submitted by Brian on September 29, 2008 - 12:24pm.

And the quality just isn't there in a lot of high priced stuff. I used to work right smack dab in the middle of hazelton lanes (high end shopping in toronto) and I'd go in a lot of the designer stores on lunches. The only thing I've ever been happy spending large amounts of money on have been lingerie, good stockings and a warm winter coat. Oh and this one sweater that looks really fucking good on me. I have one rule when shopping; if I don't want to take it off, and find reasons to keep wearing it in the store, I should probably buy it.

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Rican35's picture

Why do I want to try those things on?

TITS's picture

Kindly take a dump on the steps for me. Ta.

I daren't get that close. May toss some bird seed in the car park in back - would that suffice?

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Submitted by Brian on September 29, 2008 - 12:24pm.

As someone who has the money to shop at Gucci,Versace etc. etc.

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Shouldn't you be out shopping somewhere expensive?

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Submitted by Mysmichelle on September 29, 2008 - 12:24pm.
If I had 6 grand for boots I wouldn't give a shit what you people thought and she probly doesn't either.

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Of course she cares what people think, or she wouldn't spend 6K on boots.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 9:01am.

Yes, I fancy Posh getting stuck in her hideous goat-boot all night! My woofer is fab and snoring beside my desk. Cheers to your Malachi!

TITS's picture

On the topic of waste and 6k boots. George Carlin on 'stuff': http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

I love throwing stuff out, so freeing. Got in the habit after the first cross country move. The perfect number of boxes to move with is 26.

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Brian's picture

As someone who has the money to shop at Gucci,Versace etc. etc. I have to admit half the things I see actually being sold at obscene prices do indeed make me wonder if the "designer" was having a bad day or if it's just a joke on the customer and the price is the punchline.I've seen my female friends spend thousands of $$$$ on a pair of shoes and stood there in disbelief wondering how long before the heel/strap or whatever would break.....but at least they looked good.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 11:58am.

Don't change a thing, darling, your casa is to die for!! I love the used tin foil curtains, how innovative you are.
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You'll never guess what I used to cook in them. Green beans!

Mysmichelle's picture

If I had 6 grand for boots I wouldn't give a shit what you people thought and she probly doesn't either.

Sandbitch's picture

jussayin - what the hell is going on in your avie?

Don't you got a chola?

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So,how in the hell do you walk in boots like that?

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EastEndGirl's picture

TITS,

My hydro is low, it is Teresan, the fuckers. They doubled the rate, my summer bills went from under twenty to fifty. And I am a cheap bitch with the furnace.

Kindly take a dump on the steps for me. Ta.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 29, 2008 - 10:01am.

TITS,

I am amazed you could do that where you live. I am currently living in terror of the coming winter and heating bills. You actually have to choose between food or heat. My worst one last winter for one month was $500.
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HOLY FUCKING CROW that's astronomical. Last winter wasn't even cold. I pay about 25-40 per month on hydro (1 person, small apt) where's the juice going? I'd check to see if a neighbour isn't tapped into your line. Aren't you glad gordo told us we're going green and will have to be taxed extra for it?

A friend with a small home here recently contacted hydro, got some tasty rebates to install solar, low flow toilets and window stuff. They spent but figure it will pay for itself in a few years and it ups the value.

I'm riding past the leg buildings today if you'd like I can flip them the bird for you.

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Submitted by poo on September 30, 2008 - 1:57am.

Submitted by annie ominous on September 29, 2008 - 11:45am.
Those boots make her appear to have hooves. I am almost certain she is the hybrid offspring of a Grey and a goat.

YES!!!

HOOVES.

That's what I was thinking.

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High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

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is funny how in every picture she is holding on to becks or reaching for him, she is trying to hard to be a fashionista and fashion Icon

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here's a link to the other part of those shoes LOL, I was just bugging last night on these stupid shoes too. Something is just not right!

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/fashion-that-makes-us-sad-these-sh...

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on September 29, 2008 - 12:04pm.

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You're probably right. Rich celebs get all the free shit, wtf? Then some other rich dumbass will see her wearing them and buy them. Bleh

As a brilliant analyst over at Evil Beet said:
"Pants? Or boots? Or Both? Let's call them Pooties!"

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pompom that is an awesome story hahahaa

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something nice, something nice.....
hmmmm.....
Ok, I like the dress and his suit, on me and mah boo of course.
The boot/leggings shit, maybe Tommygirl will want to "borrow" while "studying for a role".

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Aerialgreen's picture

If she loses a little balance backwards she is pretty much hitting the floor, right? and deservedly so.

You really must hate your back (from neck to toes) to wear that ridiculousness, and I really doubt she paid anything for them, most likely she got several for the free promotion.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 11:52am.

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I feel you, trust. I have been there and then some.

It's something you don't shake off. I second guess everything I buy, particularly for myself. When it comes down to it, it's just stuff. It's meaningless. I have issues when comes to that shit anyway.

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TITS,

I am amazed you could do that where you live. I am currently living in terror of the coming winter and heating bills. You actually have to choose between food or heat. My worst one last winter for one month was $500.

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Submitted by pompom on September 29, 2008 - 11:00am.

posh stuck in her boots would be the best day evaah!!
how's your puppychild? malachai says hi.

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pompom's picture

I had over the knee boots once. Came home late one night and couldn't get the flippin' right one off. Zipper stuck. Slept in the thing all damn night. Had to borrow shears from my neighbor the next day to cut myself out. Never again. I wonder if Posh gets stuck in her ridiculous boots too?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 11:54am.

Don't change a thing, darling, your casa is to die for!! I love the used tin foil curtains, how innovative you are.

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Submitted by annie ominous on September 29, 2008 - 11:45am.
Those boots make her appear to have hooves. I am almost certain she is the hybrid offspring of a Grey and a goat.

YES!!!

HOOVES.

That's what I was thinking.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 11:54am.

Jimmy, there's still places in american where you can buy a house for twenty grand.
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So you saw my cardboard palace on www.realtor.com! Do you like it? I tried to clean it up a bit for the virtual tour.

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Jimmy, there's still places in american where you can buy a house for twenty grand.

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Submitted by boomsy on September 29, 2008 - 11:51am.
I'm still trying to figure out how she walks in those.
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Considering they look like goat feet, she could probably scale mountains. lol

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TITS, I give you credit if you can do that. But I mean my rent alone is more then 850.00!! DAMN NYC!

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Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 11:45am.
LOL! Well, I do have to admit there's something to be said for the struggles and challenges. No one wants to go dumpster diving for food, but I'd much rather be someone who appreciates the simple things than be someone like Posh.
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Exactly! When I graduated high school and moved out I was poor as shit. I lived in frozen dinners and macaroni and crap like that. Once it got so bad the only things I had in my house were flour and salt, and I had to somehow bake little breadsticks. Not a pleasant experience.
You have to admit, there's nothing better than the feeling of, after having nothing to eat but the same soup every day for a week 'cause you can't get good groceries, buying a shitload of chocolate and lasagne and all that good stuff and going to town.