Monday, September 29th 2008
Posh, Did You Forget Something?
I'm talking about your fucking heels! Where are they? Her heels must be overworked, because she gave them the day off this past Friday in NYC. Posh Beckham wore these $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots while hawking her fragrance with Becks at Macy's. $6k and they don't even have heels?! Bitch got ripped off!
These things make her look even more like a praying mantis alien. These boots are not made for walking, but they are made for gliding along the craters of Mars.
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Oh, btw-- do we really think Posh actually PAID for those obnoxious pleather turds? I'm guessing they actually paid her to wear them. And the rich just keep getting richer...
I'm still trying to figure out how she walks in those.
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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 8:45am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 29, 2008 - 9:32am.
There was a story in some brit paper about a woman who lived off something like 3 dollars a day (no rent or utilities) I think it mostly went to food. She did it for a year as a dare. We could all learn from that - when I think about all the food that goes bad in my fridge! OY!!
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Or how about the old guy who lived alone in a rundown old YMCA, and when he died they found he had millions in different accounts all over. He basically made a fortune by wasting NOTHING. It got pretty gross, really so I won't go into detail, but there are many creative ways to save money.
I, for one, am going to start by refusing to spend $1.89 per 20 oz bottle of Diet Pepsi at the FasTrac on the way to work every morning. What a joke...and I'm one of the biggest wasters out there.
6000.00 for no heels?! hahahhahahahahahahhhhahahahhaha that's the funniest looking shoe I ever saw. Spice Girl's ridiculous
The dude looks OK I guess. Not so hot
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I have a hatred for ridiculous people, especially those who take themselves seriously. Foolish, Foolish Posh.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 9:35am.
I"m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that TITS didn't want to, but she HAD to. Duh
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and she didn't go into debt either. purrr. haven't used credit in over 15 years and i just feel so fucking smug i want to slap myself. that was a struggle I'll tell you! When all along I should have been a mortgage broker or a financier. gag.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
I know most of us, if we had six grand for boots would not chose to be so fucking wasteful with it.
yes, being poor is fun!
mac and cheese and ramen are delish!
worrying about not paying the bills keeps my weight down.
hearing no you can't have that every day is making my son real happy.
driving a fifteen year old car is eco friendly.
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hey everybody: I am a shoeaholic but I wouldn't wear those, even if you pay me to...
she has mad skills for not bustng her ass tho.
Davis is too fucking pretty,that I don't find him remotely atractive.
Submitted by weenielover on September 29, 2008 - 8:41am.
@ Karen: the actor who played "Sloth" in the Goonies was a former major league football player, weight lifter, etc...which probably accounts for his buffness. Yup,Goonies rock
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Ahh...that does explain it. Wait, he's not the one who eventually died from a heart attack allegedly from steroids, is he? The one with a beard, that was a major womanizer and partier? If so, no wonder he had the women flocking to him. One-eyed Willy, alright...:-)
I don't know about you guys, but they look like goat feet to me. *scratching little sock monkey head*
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Did David get hair plugs?!!?!!!??
Look at his scalp--something ain't right.
Those boots make her appear to have hooves. I am almost certain she is the hybrid offspring of a Grey and a goat.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 11:35am.
I"m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that TITS didn't want to, but she HAD to. Duh
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Don't be silly! People live on next to nothing out of choice sometimes, just because they want a challenge!
Pff. The sense of some. I tell ya.
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LOL! Well, I do have to admit there's something to be said for the struggles and challenges. No one wants to go dumpster diving for food, but I'd much rather be someone who appreciates the simple things than be someone like Posh.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 29, 2008 - 9:32am.
TITS where do you live that you could possibly live of 850.00? And why the hell would you want to ????????????
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where doesn't matter, you can live cheaply almost anywhere.
And you'd be amazed at how little you really need to live on. If you ever have a long illness, you'll know soon enough.
There was a story in some brit paper about a woman who lived off something like 3 dollars a day (no rent or utilities) I think it mostly went to food. She did it for a year as a dare. We could all learn from that - when I think about all the food that goes bad in my fridge! OY!!
We are a wasteful generation. Should the day ever dawn that I have so much money that I can waste 6k on a pair of boots, I hope I'll donate the money to people who don't have boots first.
She's a tit. And not in a good way.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Now that I'm suffering threw this bad economy and seeing a few neighbors really struggling, fuck this alien and her $6,000 fug shoes.
The Beckmans are becoming caricatures of themselves.
Posh and Micky Mouse need to back away from the fashion vortex.
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You know I could get a burlap bag glue some glitter, cover it in shit, makeup some trendy name, sell it for $15,000, and people would buy it like hot cakes. I'm in the wrong fuckin business.
@ Karen: the actor who played "Sloth" in the Goonies was a former major league football player, weight lifter, etc...which probably accounts for his buffness. Yup,Goonies rock!
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 11:35am.
I"m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that TITS didn't want to, but she HAD to. Duh
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Don't be silly! People live on next to nothing out of choice sometimes, just because they want a challenge!
Pff. The sense of some. I tell ya.
ok... i'm a shoe whore (i own over 90 pairs, i may be over 100 by now) but you couldn't pay me to wear that fugly shit.
i don't care if it's fashionable, it looks like shit and i'm sure her back is all effed up from having to toddle around on her tip toes all night clinging to becks.
always knew i hated her, now it just makes more sense.
I just can't find 1 likable thing about this "woman." Poseur from top to bottom.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 1:33am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 11:29am.
I can't wait to see Katie Cruise wearing these boots.
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W/ tight rolled pants.. lol
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Please oh please oh please!
(I might change my name to sandVbitch)
TITS
six grand for boots makes those of us struggling to raise a family and pay a mortgage feel SO much better.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 29, 2008 - 11:32am.
TITS where do you live that you could possibly live of 850.00? And why the hell would you want to ????????????
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I"m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that TITS didn't want to, but she HAD to. Duh
What the!?
She also looks like a manequin
Imagine if Posh were your Mom. Seriously, imagine how fucking awful that would be.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 11:30am.
Not too long ago I was living off 850.00 per month. That's food rent utilities everything. I'm sure I could do it again if needs be. That 6k would last me more than 6 months.
What a waste.
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Been there too. I don't know how these crazy bitches can justify spending on a purse what most people spend on rent a year.
Yeah, she forgot a few somethings. Her dignity and sense of style, for starters.
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Submitted by weenielover on September 29, 2008 - 8:26am.
bitch needs to buy a personality and talent...forget trying to be relevant...
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weenielover-- The Goonies was on again yesterday, and I had the pleasure of watching it all over again from the start. Now that I'm older I have to say that I noticed something...Is it weird that I think Slug had a really hot body??? I mean, there aren't enough hefty bags in the world, if you know what I mean, but damn-- the boy worked OUT.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 11:29am.
I can't wait to see Katie Cruise wearing these boots.
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W/ tight rolled pants.. lol
She looks better with longer hair...i think. This short hair-do just makes her look more like a fem-bot. Those boots are effing ridiculous and NOT stylish IMO. ;P
David is yummy as usual. She dresses him, you know...He would probably wear soccer shorts and flip flops if it werent for Posh knowing how to dress him. lol.
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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 11:30am.
Not too long ago I was living off 850.00 per month. That's food rent utilities everything. I'm sure I could do it again if needs be. That 6k would last me more than 6 months.
What a waste.
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Yep. I could never and would never, even if I had a trillion dollars tomorrow, be that way. I'm not impressed by it either.
TITS where do you live that you could possibly live of 850.00? And why the hell would you want to ????????????
Damn i don't know if i should laugh or feel sorry for her. Shes a complete fucking tool.
Oh, man! Those are the dumbest fuggin' shoes I've ever seen. This mini-hag takes herself waaaayyy too seriously to think even *she* can pull this look off. God I can't stand these twits.
What the...who.....why....uh.....
*walks out of thread*
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
All the fashion gays are laughing and all the straights are going "huh?". Does she not have anything better to do?
Maybe their ridiculous get ups were to take our eyes off the fact that their "DVB" logo in the background looks like cleavage?
It's sorta perfect though. Boobs for boobs.
Those are MAYJAH! Love her to death :p
Not too long ago I was living off 850.00 per month. That's food rent utilities everything. I'm sure I could do it again if needs be. That 6k would last me more than 6 months.
What a waste.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
I can't wait to see Katie Cruise wearing these boots.
What a ridiculous woman.
blot your god damn face you oily tranny alien from ho space!
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 29, 2008 - 11:23am.
She is such a ridiculous human being. As much as I try I can't really picture them having sex, infact I can't picture Posh having sex with anybody.
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I think she humps her shoes.
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Anything to get notice, huh Posh? Well, I guess it worked for a minute. Is it time to go back to England yet?
bitch needs to buy a personality and talent...forget trying to be relevant...
KP, YES! Her boots are thigh high....
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anything to make a statement...
he looks hot though in an old time gangster way.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Usually I like her, but she just jumped the shark with those WACK-ASS shoes.
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Are the boots also her pants? I can't tell if they go all the way up or what...
Submitted by Salem13 on September 29, 2008 - 11:23am.
As much as I try I can't really picture them having sex, infact I can't picture Posh having sex with anybody.
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LMAO that you really try to and I think you're right. She just has a glowing fucking finger or sumthing.
how can anyone walk in shoes without heels?
she is not pretty enough to wear her hair severely pulled off her face....someone needs to tell her this.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"