Monday, September 29th 2008

Posh, Did You Forget Something?

I'm talking about your fucking heels! Where are they? Her heels must be overworked, because she gave them the day off this past Friday in NYC. Posh Beckham wore these $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots while hawking her fragrance with Becks at Macy's. $6k and they don't even have heels?! Bitch got ripped off!

These things make her look even more like a praying mantis alien. These boots are not made for walking, but they are made for gliding along the craters of Mars.

Posted by: Michael K


twelveoclock's picture

i think those are Marc Jacob shoes. it takes a special type of stupid to pull those off.

LoLo's picture

Did any ho see the cover of the WWD suppliment today? J-lo on the cover being hailed as a big fucking fashion icon in NYC?

I saw it and then I spit on it.

And I liked it!

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Sock-Monkey's picture

She personifies - Attention Whore.

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The C word's picture

Posh, Did You Forget Something?
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Yes Mk, she forget to match her foundation to her skin colour again.

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Can she walk in them without holding onto someone? They look like shoes for a "slutty alien" costume. I would never buy perfume from someone who wears shoes like that. Well, I wouldn't buy it anyway because of chemicals but those shoes...

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Salem13's picture

She is such a ridiculous human being. As much as I try I can't really picture them having sex, infact I can't picture Posh having sex with anybody.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

And she looks like a cross dressing manneqin in that pic.

"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"

snowpiece's picture

I've decided I don't like the hair.
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speakit's picture

6k for a pair of boots.

celebrities are stupid

They look like characters from a B rated cult flick... When Martians Attack Gangsters or some shit

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

And she DIDN'T trip and bust her ass?? Dammit!

Those shoes are ridiculous. She's a slave to the whims of the woman hating fashion industry.

"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"

letinstar's picture

posh...just stop it right now...
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LoLo's picture

Oh lord im sick of this here bitch for sho!
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Mysmichelle's picture

Would be cool if they were cool but they aren't

oklahoma's picture

OH hahahaha! I thought you meant she forgot her GD lipstick.. But yes, I see she has no heels.. "I have no legs" no, j/k.. She has no heels!!

mmmmm *crawsl between Becks ready and open legs* Bow chicka bow wow

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TheBreakdown's picture

WTF!?

OK, Posh has gone overboard now!

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