Double The Crowe
It was already known that Russell Crowe's voluptuous ass would play the Sheriff in Ridley Scott's "Nottingham," but now he's also playing Robin Hood. Ridley said that Russell would play both roles, but he wouldn't comment any further. He only said that Russell as Robin Hood and the Sheriff would be “a good old clever adjustment of characters. One becomes the other. It changes.” Sybil for the Middle Ages!
Ridley also confirmed that shameless slut Sienna Miller is playing Maid Marian. Russell's wife better lock his dick up and pour a little holy water on it to keep it safe from Sienna.
Ridley and Russell should take this concept a step further. Russell should play all the roles. He definitely has the belly of wonder needed to play Friar Tuck. He also has the huge titties for Maid Marian. And Russell likes to sing, so he can easily cover Bryan Adams' "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)." Win!
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Well isnt that wonderful! My Life Alert is also quite wonderful! All the best, Harry
Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 10:22am.
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I asked myself that very same question a few years ago this brit gal I used to work with said "he's not gay, he's just British". I'm still trying to figure out if what she said was offensive or not. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on September 29, 2008 - 11:01pm.
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Thanks Lory! ;)
He is likable and he does have a very pleasant voice but he makes my gaydar go off a little. Is he?
Casting for my alternate version of Robin Hood: Men in Heat
Robin Hood: Clay Aiken
Maid Marian: Ed Westwick
Friar Tuck: Russell Crowe
Sheriff of Nottingham: Jude Law
Whaddya say? I'll throw in a unicorn and we'll film the whole thing on the back lot, won't cost a thing, and it'll make a million!
omg LMAO MK, you make me laugh so much!!!!!! x
For the record, I think Scott is trying to all "arteestique" with this crap so he isn't seen just as another blockbuster-churning
Unfortunately he chose to cast Sluttienna in it, he chose to include completely confusing casting in an adventure story, and he chose Crowe as the man in tights. As if to emphasize how bad this is gonna be, they are going to have William Hurt and Vanessa Redgrave in it -- brilliant actors playing second fiddle to the worst casting since John Wayne played Genghis Khan! GAAAAAAAA!
Ironically the movie Sluttienna is doing before this one is called "A Woman of No Importance."
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 9:39pm.
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Listen to this interview about being the Sheriff:
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=9ITWjZygSS8
And this scene from Robin Hood:
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=RSUGp9Yz1sk
In Sense and Sensibility:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wroHge9R-XE
:D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
He should get some Doublemint gum. And choke to death on it.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Yeah, this double shit didn't work for David Warner in Quest of the Delta Knights, either. Sienna Miller as MAID Marian?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Only in a parody!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself.
Russell's wife is NOT happy about Sienna playing "Marian" and has begged James Haven to try out for the role. James Haven told her he doesn't think he can between his MaryKay business, and helping Angie out in Germany, it will leave James Haven with no time to concentrate on his singing career and TELL ALL book!
Besides, Sienna has already set her sights on Justin Timberlake (but you didn't hear that from James Haven!) and doesn't have time for the Crow Man.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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angel-- don't feel bad. You didn't express it badly, it's just Monday and I'm not picking up on things quite so quickly today. I see now what you meant.
Umm, in that NSFW picture of Brando sucking peen, it looks a little dark, if you know what I mean. Boy, he was ahead of his time in more ways than one, you get me? Too bad he ended up such a mess.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 29, 2008 - 9:40pm.
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LMAO! Hmmm pudding... That's it, I'm hungry...
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Submitted by Lory on September 29, 2008 - 9:37pm.
To get the love for teh Rickman, not only you have to see him, you have to HEAR him...
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Oops, I just made panty pudding. *blushes*
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
WTF happened to Russel Cow??? MOOOOOOOOOOOO! What a fat ass!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Lory on September 29, 2008 - 9:37pm.
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So hook me up with some youtube! Show me your dream man. :P
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 9:30pm.
You girls are easy to please.
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Don't be hatin' cos you ain't understandin'. To get the love for teh Rickman, not only you have to see him, you have to HEAR him...
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 29, 2008 - 9:26pm.
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Oh yesssssssss! Alan IS sex. Great minds... ;)
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Let me dirty up your mind.
You girls are easy to please.
Who is Alan Rickman?
I'll google.
Submitted by Lory on September 29, 2008 - 9:11pm.
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*wipes drool off chin* I watched 'Robin Hood' last night. Can I just say: Oh.My.God.
Alan Rickman is sex on a stick.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
SACRILEGE!!!! The only you can top Alan Rickman as the sheriff is BEING ALAN RICKMAN!!! Russell can play anyone he wants (to be honest, anyone could play a better Robin than Kevin Costner) but NOT the sheriff. I don't care if Mr Rickman is 100 years old, just give him a wig and a beard and he's good to go.
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Submitted by Speakit:
I always forgive, but forgetting has it's limits.
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Trudat. I have quite a few friends who were christened 'catholic'. ALL their fathers were alcoholics. My friend's daughter is now marrying her alcoholic boyfriend, just like her grandpepaw. They even have the same name "Col". I don't get it at all.
The family aren't short of a quid though, so the alcohol never runs dry and it helps fund the forgetfulness.
Double the chin
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Mrs. K, you needn't ask, my forgiveness is a well that never runs dry.
Sooo, hot date with EEG? Wear fishnets.
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Spoken like a true catholic. If god hadn't invented catholic girls, arseholes of the world would have no place to live. They are also very tolerant of alcoholics...in my personal experience.
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I was raised Catholic but haven't went to church since high school. My parents weren't devout, either.
My dad's an alcoholic. That's the only one I've been closely involved with. I'm tolerant of everyone.
I always forgive, but forgetting has it's limits.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 8:50pm.
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OMG. That's kinda hot.
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I think so too. shhh don't tell.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Mrs. K, you needn't ask, my forgiveness is a well that never runs dry.
Sooo, hot date with EEG? Wear fishnets.
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Spoken like a true catholic. If god hadn't invented catholic girls, arseholes of the world would have no place to live. They are also very tolerant of alcoholics...in my personal experience.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 29, 2008 - 8:43pm.
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*snuggling up next to you* *little sock monkey arms around your neck* Me lurves you, Mrs. K. See? I'm wearing crocs, just for you! *tapping little sock monkey crocs together*
Mine are pink! I hope you feel better.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Found it!
NSFW
http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/b/brando/brandobj.jpg
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OMG. That's kinda hot.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Mrs. K, you needn't ask, my forgiveness is a well that never runs dry.
Sooo, hot date with EEG? Wear fishnets.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I am soooooooo outta control today.
Forgive me. Please.
I am going to go get my eyebrows waxed.
Gotta look good for EEG this weekend! :)
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 29, 2008 - 8:38pm.
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No I'm not! I'm just repeating what I read so I'm just spreading vicious rumors.
I'm not myself today.
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:35pm.
That is NOT MARLON BRANDO!!!!
FFS, Paul Newman just died, and now you're spreading vicious lies about Brando.
I can't stand, it I can't!!!!!!
WHERE'S MY VALIUM?!?!?!?!
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Marlon Brando went from bright beautiful star to a raging, lunatic, volatile planet.
Like HWAT Elvis and fat Elvis.
On T: Oh, Russell, not really a fan.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Found it!
NSFW
http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/b/brando/brandobj.jpg
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Oy, I am so embarrassed.
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 29, 2008 - 8:30pm.
O! You said VERY ugly...cuz I thought Marlon Brando was the ugly version of Marlon Brando:
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Angel...PLEASE!!! Check out Brando when he was in Streetcar or On the Waterfront circa early fiftes.
Hubba hubba
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LOL! NO ONE GOT MY JOKE!
The joke is that Marlon Brando is hot. But then he got puffy - member? Hence - the ugly version of himself:)
LOL - it makes me laugh, actually when I mess up my sarcasm so royally.
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Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Have you all ever seen the pic of Marlon sucking peen? I don't have a link, but I saw it.
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O - I always thought that the best Marlon Brando gay porn is Julius Caesar.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
PLEASE!!! Check out Brando when he was in Streetcar or On the Waterfront circa early fiftes.
Hubba hubba
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Have you all ever seen the pic of Marlon sucking peen? I don't have a link, but I saw it.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 29, 2008 - 8:16pm.
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SO true - that's why I called him the ugly version of himself. It's kinda hard, even, to FIND the ugly pictures. He really was a stunning man.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by gucci on September 29, 2008 - 7:54pm.
he's a very ugly version of marlon brando
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O! You said VERY ugly...cuz I thought Marlon Brando was the ugly version of Marlon Brando:
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angel-- I agree that when he got older he got fug. But he was really effin hot when he was young:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/marlonbrando/marlon_bran...
Submitted by gucci on September 29, 2008 - 7:54pm.
he's a very ugly version of marlon brando
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O! You said VERY ugly...cuz I thought Marlon Brando was the ugly version of Marlon Brando:
http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~tdowling/images3/Marlo...
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Okay, I love most everything Ridley Scott directs. But I draw the line at anything that includes the possibility of Sienna Miller as Maid Marian. There weren't ANY other English actresses who could do it?
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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
--Jethro Tull
he's a very ugly version of marlon brando
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That's too much Russell if you ask me, but if he sings that song during the credits I'd probably want to shoot myself in the head if I even heard it for about three seconds tops in Urban Outfitters. HORRIBLE!
Your face!
Russell, Russell, Russell.
*shaking my head in disbelief*
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
FLOP.
FLOP.
Oh Maximus what has become of you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqfJmMwyJRI
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.