Monday, September 29th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Week: Isis Tsunami From ANTM

Birthday: 1986
Age: 22
Birth Name: Darrell Walls

Original Date of HS of the Day: September 25, 2008
Claim to Fame: The first tranny to compete on "America's Next Top Model" after being personally asked by Ty Ty Banks. Of course, Ty Ty is taking all the credit!

Where is she now? Spoiler alert! Isis was sent back to the trans factory by Ty Ty last week. Cruel!

Why is it HS of the Week? Because she sort of reminds me of my favorite basement baby Solange. Also, it wasn't Isis' time to go on ANTM. She was never going to win this shit, but I wanted her to stick around to get revenge on that dumb bitch Hannah!

Posted by: Michael K


her legal name is isis king. her wikipedia page says she uses isis tsunami for her art, fashion design, and modeling.

Jezzabella's picture

Hey someone riddle me this-
was she really a dude. FUCK he's hot. Much better! I would LOVE to see the guy version tho :)

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Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:19pm.

I think James Haven should go. James Haven thought she was pretty before. James Haven could take Isis somewhere discreet and dimly lit. Then James Haven could see how things pan out? If there are no fireworks, James Haven is an exceptional actor and could gently tell her it is not going to work. And anyhaven, making out with your sister in public has done nothing to dim the glorious reputation James Haven currently enjoys.

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Amazing that a man can look better in a bikini than most of American women (and all these DList "mommies"...)...so sad...fold and tuck that fupa...it's okay...kinda repulsive, but ok...

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Submitted by dementa on September 29, 2008 - 9:04pm.

One thing no surgery will change: gigantic man feet.

Yeah, that toe in the foreground is NO JOKE!

James Haven's picture

Crap!

Dude looks like a lady! and James Haven called in a favor from Tyra to hook James Haven up with this he/she! Not knowing She was a He!

James Haven has a date with her er him, next Saturday! This isn't good. What will James Haven come up with? This could ruin his career!

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Lohohater's picture

what? that was a man?! he is the hottest chick i've ever seen!

jussayin's picture

I'm eating cheetos right now and I am skeered. Please pray to Cheesus for me! If you do not hear from me soon, know that I loved you all! (well, all meaning some...)

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Submitted by dementa on September 29, 2008 - 9:04pm.
One thing no surgery will change: gigantic man feet.
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Paris has them too, and her sister Nicky has an Adam's Apple from hell...I tell you, one, if not both of them were born HERMIES!!!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

One thing no surgery will change: gigantic man feet.

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@jussayin:

Womanizerwomanizerwomanizerwomanizerwomanizerwomanizerwomanizer

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PS Cholitney skeers me!

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jussayin's picture

Sandbitch you was eyeing my avie all day LOL!
Bow Chicka Wow Wow

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speakit's picture

I think Isis is hot. :P

jussayin's picture

Oh I think Pheebs would look very attractive with a pair of balls on her chin!

or getting pimp slapped...

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Sandbitch's picture

Phew! PP took one look at Jussayin's avie and look what happened...

She's stuck like that now.

:)

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Submitted by jussayin on September 29, 2008 - 8:40pm.

WHO YOU CALLIN' A HOMO?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'll take the cookie now
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.

jussayin's picture

It is coined from two classical roots: the Greek form "homo-", which is an adjective meaning 'same', found also in forms such as homogeneous and homonym, and the Latin root "sexus", which means 'male or female sex, gender'. in historical, etymological reality, the two "homos" have no connection whatsoever.

...so you are all right and you all get a cookie to go with your breast milk!

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

homo means same
hetero means different
as in
homosexual and heterosexual

Homogeneous — a mixture that is the same(uniform) throughout.
Heterogeneous — a mixture consisting of dissimilar elements or parts.

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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.

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Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:30pm.

So what does 'homogenized' milk mean? OMG THEY'RE MILKING PEOPLE.

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Totally.

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jussayin's picture

shush now, it's only to make Ben and Jerry's ice cream

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speakit's picture

So what does 'homogenized' milk mean? OMG THEY'RE MILKING PEOPLE.

BangoSkank's picture

"Wrong! That is not a proper distinction. Regardless of their reasons, I've always known that the prefix "trans" means to move into another place. Therefore, a changed sex."

Yes, and the prefix homo, means human, but that doesn't really apply with homosexual, does it? Google some shit, before you start calling people out.

Sandbitch's picture

jussayin - I hate your avie.

If I wanted to look at porn, I wouldn't be here.

Jussayin.

jussayin's picture

Wrong! That is not a proper distinction. Regardless of their reasons, I've always known that the prefix "trans" means to move into another place. Therefore, a changed sex.

The term is used to describe Men who have had the chop, and those who haven't.

...I'm with Team BangoSkank, those are really what transexual and transvestite mean. If you don't believe Springer, at least listen to Webster. You are transexual regardless of whether you've had the "chop" if you mentally feel you are in the wrong body.

PS Women can have the sex reassignment surgery too, and are also known as transexual. Hence the "pregnant man".

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candlejack's picture

Spaghetti Cat has Hot Slut of the Year in the bag.

Aamyko.'s picture

In Tyra's mind she must be taking credit for creating such a wide acceptance for trannies in the U.S cos SHE put them out there, cos she's so Riskay and "Edgy", I really didn't want her to go but lets be honest she really needs to get rid of the angry inch....just pull a Jaslene.

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ophelia_drowns's picture

That last name's got to go. It's bad enough she picked Isis as a first name, but if you want to be treated like any other woman, don't give yourself a drag name!

She makes me think of the porn star Isis Nile, and that's not someone I want to think about.

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She talked like a deaf person. I literally thought she was one, she had like ZERO personality (like most chicks on that show) and she has some pretty big hands which TyTy totally poo-poo'd at one point.

Your face!

She's prettier than Solange. Damn I missed last week's episode!

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Submitted by BangoSkank on September 29, 2008 - 5:42pm.

No. A transsexual is someone who feels as if they're trapped in the body of the wrong gender. A transvestite is someone who gains sexual gratification dressing like someone from the opposite gender.

You need to watch more Springer.

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Wrong! That is not a proper distinction. Regardless of their reasons, I've always known that the prefix "trans" means to move into another place. Therefore, a changed sex.

The term is used to describe Men who have had the chop, and those who haven't. Most likely, the ones who haven't, add on "fully functional".
Either way, Tyra had a nerve bringing a tranny on. The trany quota was already filled with her in the room.

Reluctant Whore's picture

She looks dehydrated and it's showing in her hair. She needs to hydrate. These models forget that. They need to hydrate.

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chin chin's picture

sorry miss thang, but enjoy your moment in the sun, cuz abandoned couch is winning hot slut of the month!

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BangoSkank's picture

"Until he has the sex change operation he is just a transvestite. Not a transsexual."

No. A transsexual is someone who feels as if they're trapped in the body of the wrong gender. A transvestite is someone who gains sexual gratification dressing like someone from the opposite gender.

You need to watch more Springer.

Porcelyn's picture

Hannah went home at the runway challenge in the same episode, before Isis went home.

Stock Broker's picture

Wasn't Isis some TV show in the 70's???

It's a blurry memory since I would have been about 3 yrs old.

I need more cowbell's picture

No,definitely not hot. Just sad and skinny. Skinny and undefined legs do not mean you are pretty, just manorexic. Until he has the sex change operation he is just a transvestite. Not a transsexual.

m's picture

Does anyone have a picture of "Darrell"? There's got to be a yearbook picture floating around out there somewhere...

Freak Speely's picture

Isis Tsunami? My model name is gonna be Xerxes Earthquake.

I don't know why they put him/her on
the show to begin with, dumb idea!

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I think he/she kinda looks like Sloan Petersen from Ferris Bueller...only black. I think she's quite pretty....man feet or no. lol.

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shandi's picture

Isis got some BIG feet! Is this gal really a tranny? I thought everyone was joking, but now I'm not so sure.

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Miss November's picture

she looks like Ciara

jussayin's picture

it is!

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Uh Hannah got kicked out too.

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LoLo's picture

Some of you have no fucking clue what the fuck you are even talking about!

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Submitted by jussayin on September 29, 2008 - 4:08pm.

The House rejected the $700 billion bailout.

on one hand it's going to have to happen somehow, but truly I'm not mad at it not passing, you don't throw good money after bad, and you don't give fools money that didn't know what to do right the first time

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Exactly! Why should us taxpayers bail out the banks that made these ridiculous loans in the first place? You make a decision and then live with the consequence. I pay my mortgage on time every month because I didn't take out a loan that was more than I can afford. Stupid banks were giving out loans that were way too big to people who clearly could not afford them. Now they want us to bail them (the banks) out. Ask yourselves, if you were running a small business and made some stupid decisions which caused your business to go bankrupt, would the government bail YOU out? Hell no.

Jussayin, what the hell is she licking in your avie? Is it what I think it is or something totally different?

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The House rejected the $700 billion bailout.

on one hand it's going to have to happen somehow, but truly I'm not mad at it not passing, you don't throw good money after bad, and you don't give fools money that didn't know what to do right the first time.

I only blame Bush for this in the respect that monies that should have been spent at home was wasted on this "war" on Iraq that was never winneable in the first place.

There's nothing McCain or Obama can say because it's just one big fuckaroo, and NOT easily fixable. Once again everyone suffers due to the actions of the greedy and the stupid.

OT:RuPaul would have rocked it. You shoulda worked, bitch!!
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JuneStar's picture

wed at 8pm on the cw eastern standard time. heh.

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KD's picture

When is this show on? I've been wanting to watch it, but couldn't find it!