Monday, September 29th 2008
That Face!
When JLo pulls out her "sexy and intense" face, she ends up looking like she's holding the biggest queef in history. A coochie bubble so big that her ass cheeks and vagina lips have to work together to keep it in. JLo has to open up her mouth just a bit to release a little pressure. Of course, that's just what her face looks like when she tries to look all lusty and shit. We all know that JLo doesn't fart or queef. Gas from her body is released when she fucking talks.
JLo was at Macy's in NYC today to whore out her cologne for men which I'm sure will only be loved by guidos and their admirers. And it's obvious that she must have pissed off her hair gay and her make-up bitch today.
Wenn
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this stupid whore will do anything for money. even make stink perfume and stupid unsexy faces for the camera. low class chola pig!
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All for her new fragrance: DePeo. (of fart)
What happened to all of the talk about taking time off to raise her children? I knew that she wouldn't be able to stay away from the limelight for too long.
so bady dressed and worst make up and hair
is she getting sick???
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With her ghetto orange (or maybe strawberry blonde) hair and all that excessive make-up she looks like one of those cheap, fake mexian soap opera hos - or alternately like a cheap ,hoochi mamma 70s porn-star.
That hair - I cant get over how nasty, unnatural and unflattering it looks on her. Whenever I think of nightmarishly ghetto-blonde hair (the one that is orange really), this is what comes to mind.
yuk...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by dementa on September 29, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Oh come on, the Czech guy is cute in a nerdy way. Also funny when he rants at length in Czech.
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Yeah! See? Not alone after all. He has nice eyes and a sexy voice.
Also he has facial expressions in this world of botox, he's very refreshing.
I'd like to steam up his glasses. The traditionally sexy ones on that show leave me cold.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Oh come on, the Czech guy is cute in a nerdy way. Also funny when he rants at length in Czech.
Bitch got it goin' on, ALL you man will get wi' dat? You? Yeah after poppin' a Viagra, watchin' porn and/or thinkin' of that hot piece...Awww...Poor you...:-(
how does jlo find the time to be a hands on mommy with no nanny...and still manages to shill that tacky perfume...she just does it all...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 9:49pm.
The Czech guy from stargate atlantis. There. I've said it. Okay??
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EWWWWW GROSSSSSS! I don't know who that is.
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Luckily that's never stopped anyone from forming an opinon or the silence would be deafening.
Not a fan of the sci fi toady?
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 9:49pm.
The Czech guy from stargate atlantis. There. I've said it. Okay??
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EWWWWW GROSSSSSS! I don't know who that is.
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Then of course there is that Megan Fox that reminds James Haven of someone, but he can't put his finger on it
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LMAO! When you figure it out, I'm sure she'll let you put more than a finger on it.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 9:45pm.
OOooo James, you are right. Seal is hot. I've always a had a little thing for him.
So, who is your celebrity crush?
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Oh speakit! not you too?!
Well, James Haven wouldn't mind having a Halle Berry Sandwich. Then of course there is that Megan Fox that reminds James Haven of someone, but he can't put his finger on it and let's not forget that hot tamale Eva Mendes!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 9:45pm.
OOooo James, you are right. Seal is hot. I've always a had a little thing for him.
So, who is your celebrity crush?
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The Czech guy from stargate atlantis. There. I've said it. Okay??
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
OOooo James, you are right. Seal is hot. I've always a had a little thing for him.
So, who is your celebrity crush?
James Haven warned Jen NOT to go with this hair color. But does she listen? She didn't listen when he advised her to stay away from Ben Affleck and then she ran crying to James Haven when he made a big ass out of her!
The only time she listened is when James Haven told her to get out of Project Runway while she can! He knew she would never be able to stand next to that stick figure Heidi without losing it! JLo is very conscious of how she looks and standing next to that statue would do her in for sure! Not to mention that JLo had a big crush on Seal. James Haven doesn't know why he can't get a date but Seal has all these women weak at the knees! Even Angie was going to bust a move on Seal. But BillyBob threatened to gut her like a fish if she left him!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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FARTER, FARTER...FARTAAAAR...I still say she farts more than the average hag...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That look screams Puta Spanish fly
http://www.aamyko.com
Submitted by putas on September 29, 2008 - 9:15pm.
I think it's just her makeup and hair that's dating her.
and her clothes..
and her jewelry...
and her face....
but mostly the hair and makeup. i read that the husband picks out her clothes. splains a lot.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
j-lardass is trash,so anything she wears turns to trash.Tacky Vile Ghetto trash.
You are right about pissing off the guys, MK. That orange hair and red-red-lipstick do her no favors!
Meh, I say FARTER! She and Kim K are farters...MAJOR farters, not cuz they have big asses, but because they asses is just farters...You can tell...Yeah, a farter always "acts" classy, but really is kinda ghetto or trashy beneath it all...cuz they tryinta cover up the fact they asses is FARTERS...bitch don't queef cuz nothin' livin' has been in her pussy since she married that corpse of a husband she has...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
After a woman hits a certain age (and I am in no way saying she is old..) she needs to mute the motherfucking makeup just a little. This doesn't mean wear that peach /beige shellac she usually turns up in (lippy and blush) but there is a nice medium. But if she wants the red lips ditch the eye paint. And vice versa. Pick one thing. You can't have emphasize eyes AND lips unless you are younger b.c otherwise it makes you look like a sad clown/older than your age.
Fuck, she has people for this right? She needs to get a proper chola assistant. They don't sugarcoat and will at least tell her to BLEND the eyes there. Paint by numbers up there. Damn.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Quick way to fill yourself up so much you can't have dinner: drink a big old fat cup of homemade cocoa.
I couldn't even eat a perogy.
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That's serious. Not even greased up with sour cream?
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Mk - you are fucking killing me!!!!!
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 8:18pm.
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I do that too! Sometimes I respond too quickly without actually thinking it through. But if someone jumps my shit for it, that's okay, because I don't like any of you people anyway. :P
HA!
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Anyhoot, I'm outta here. Jussayin is wearing a porn avie so I'm taking my umbrage outta here for a while until it fades into the distance.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 8:25pm.
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Haha! What IS that supposed to mean anyway? Nevermind - it's just funny:)
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Pretty much "everything". "Everything" doesn't always work.
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I THINK you mean "for all intents and purposes"...I THINK...
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Submitted by angel_i
Haha! What IS that supposed to mean anyway? Nevermind - it's just funny:)
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Pretty much "everything". "Everything" doesn't always work.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 8:18pm.
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I do that too! Sometimes I respond too quickly without actually thinking it through. But if someone jumps my shit for it, that's okay, because I don't like any of you people anyway. :P
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 8:14pm.
@speakit:
LOL. It seriously takes a lot for me to LOL, like REALLY lol, and that did. I guess it hit my funny bone just right.
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ditto.
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Grammar police got your ass on "all intensive purposes"....LOLOL
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Haha! What IS that supposed to mean anyway? Nevermind - it's just funny:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
Quick way to fill yourself up so much you can't have dinner: drink a big old fat cup of homemade cocoa.
I couldn't even eat a perogy.
That was a genuine fuck up though.
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Yep, like when I blurted out that my fave TOOL song was Sober, 'cause it was the first Tool song that popped into my head. When in actual fact, it's Stinkfist because it reminds me of a nasty trip I took in the Seventies.
I copped a blast on here for being so, well, commercial. I hate that. Can type quicker than brain.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 8:15pm.
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I have detected multiple spelling errors in your post. Please rectify the following:
1: fukk
2: allll
3: LOL
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kezz mi azz :P
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Yep! I responded. I've been caught doing that like three or four times (intensive purposes). Sometimes when I type, I type as I speak, which doesn't make it right but I fukk up shit allll of the time. LOL OR what I'll do is type a post and then change something before I submit, but forget to correct the verb tense, pluralization, etc. I used to be a stickler but, I gave up. That was a genuine fuck up though.
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I have detected multiple spelling errors in your post. Please rectify the following:
1: fukk
2: allll
3: LOL
@speakit:
LOL. It seriously takes a lot for me to LOL, like REALLY lol, and that did. I guess it hit my funny bone just right.
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ditto.
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Grammar police got your ass on "all intensive purposes"....LOLOL
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Edit to add: Speakit, the grammar police were on your ass earlier... did you see it?
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Yep! I responded. I've been caught doing that like three or four times (intensive purposes). Sometimes when I type, I type as I speak, which doesn't make it right but I fukk up shit allll of the time. LOL OR what I'll do is type a post and then change something before I submit, but forget to correct the verb tense, pluralization, etc. I used to be a stickler but, I gave up. That was a genuine fuck up though.
Her sexy look really does bug. It's terrible. it's even funnier when you see her doing it on video. So fake!
Saint Angelina has already donned the chola look in "Beyond Borders". Well, it was more goth-chola and totally wrong for the part of a socialite.
http://www.modegreen.com/
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 8:03pm.
Speakit LCT is only after you for your secretions.
Still laffin @ "look at me in my new Hyundai" BTW
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My Victoria secretions?
LOL. It seriously takes a lot for me to LOL, like REALLY lol, and that did. I guess it hit my funny bone just right.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Hugs and Kisses for you Mrs. K.
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Double back to you my Little Torontonian Tsotchkeleh
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
I love this avie. GB looks so unwashed and like the owner of some seriously stanked up morning breaf, but I loves it.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Are you wearing Dr. Pepper lip gloss? Cuz that was yummy!
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No... I lost that somewhere back in the 6th grade. I AM however sporting a super sexy Blistex medicated lip conditioner that tastes like Vicks. Mmmmmm. Sexy times.
Speakit LCT is only after you for your secretions.
Still laffin @ "look at me in my brand new Hyundai" BTW
Peter from Family Guy - Land Downunder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay4lUqpCGgA
Edit to add: Speakit, the grammar police were on your ass earlier... did you see it?
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 7:57pm.
I love that song!!!!!!!
Thanks, I feel a little better already.
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 7:54pm.
COMMUNITY SMOOCH!
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Are you wearing Dr. Pepper lip gloss? Cuz that was yummy!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 7:58pm.
OMFG Whaaaa happen?
Don't you smooch at me until you've had a shower, thank you.
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But I did shower! Oh, you probably meant use soap too huh? Be right back.
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 29, 2008 - 7:57pm.
COMMUNITY POOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!
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You said poo..... ch.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 7:54pm.
COMMUNITY SMOOCH!
OMFG Whaaaa happen?
Don't you smooch at me until you've had a shower, thank you.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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LOLOL!! That was goooood!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 7:54pm.
COMMUNITY SMOOCH!
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COMMUNITY POOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!
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“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” - Paul Newman
For Mrs. K
When you’re weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all
I’m on your side. When times get rough
And friends just can’t be found,
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down. ♥♥♥
((hugs))