It's A Sign
JHud is engaged to Punk from "I Love New York," because her vagina just can't say no. When I first heard the news, I figured Punk must have a 12-inch dick and he tied the engagement ring to it when he asked her to marry him. That's the only way I would have said yes to a dude who has probably had New York's nutsack in his mouth. See a big dick and the word "YES" just comes pouring out.
Well, that's not how it happened. JHud said: "I had no clue at all... We went to the beach during the day and he blindfolded me... and he gave me a purple shovel, because purple's my favourite colour... and I had to dig. I ended up digging through all this sand. When I found it, it was like a bunch of beautiful cards... one related to the other, and the last one said, 'Look around, take the moment in, turn around and I have a gift for you."
Does anybody see the irony in this? She's basically digging her own fucking grave. That's a sign right there. If that bitch handed me a shovel and told me to dig, I would've dug that shit right into his ass. And you know he paid for that ring with her AMEX.
Here's JHud looking like she escaped from the methadone clinic in NYC last night.
ShareThis
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Hi James and everyone
This girl should really eat more cheeseburgers.
-------------------------------------
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Has anyone seen: Sheeps, Thorny, Farrah, 3D, DebFromHell, mike?
It's been a long time!
*****************************************
It's been a long time since this site was any fun too, so you do the math...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 29, 2008 - 11:03pm.
OOOH CRAP. You're right. It was her new like a chola that started it all... then the hairball.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 10:57pm.
angel_i deserves a lot of the blame too. She started this whole thing with celebuchola's
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Tv
Barney has more class than that.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Rubble,
Miller,
Frank,
or dino?
or all of the above?
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 29, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Someone is out to take Miley's crown? Is she currently being groped by Billy Ray in the backseat of a 73 Plymouth Duster outside of BillyBob's Beer & Booty Barn?
***********************************************
You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Barney is the asshole who we all hate.
-----------------------------------------------
"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
2 cents not quite done with you yet. waiting for the reaction from the aggrieved party.
mr pres - it all started with tiger lillys abnormally large icon. couldn't figure out why/how hers was SO much bigger than everyone elses. changed her icon, saved, loaded to see if the size changed, and voila - chola kitty was born. LCT and Sandybitch joined in, hilarity ensued, now I can't stop. Can't chola-ize your icon sadly.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 29, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Pretty good, I met a hot cafeteria lunch lady today. Something about the way the hairnet and prison tats catch the flourescent light.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~
TV, my sweet. You are such a romantic. So over dried up hamburger that looked like a mini frisbee and the canned peaches that looked more like orange pudding..your heart melted. *big sigh*
Has anyone seen: Sheeps, Thorny, Farrah, 3D, DebFromHell, mike?
It's been a long time!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
@TITS
Choo lookin at me? Choo lookin at ME? I's will cut a frog.
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Tv
Barney has more class than that.
***************************
LOL! That made me think you were calling her real-life Barney! I get it now, tho.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
jhud, please tell your stylist not to let you out the house with a purple muumuu and no makeup...it ain't right...
____________________________________________
if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
TV. speaking of Barney....turns out Selena Gomez (the Disney chick out to take Miley's Crown) was a Barney kid. I hated that show because he always picked the GAYEST kids out there! Pretty funny...
************************************************
I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
Tv
Barney has more class than that.
-----------------------------------------------
"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:50pm.
d.a.! how are you gorgeous?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
James, my sweet darlin. How are you this evening? I'm doing great..so is my baby Lola. She loves to go for her walkies every day.
Submitted by dead-actress on September 29, 2008 - 10:43pm.
d.a.! how are you gorgeous?
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 29, 2008 - 10:48pm.
In that dress, she does a fair approximation of Barney the dinosaur.
***********************************************
You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Fatties- er, I mean full figured women- should not wear purple.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
TITS...Okay, okay...have regained composure...no, not yet...Hahahahah...Ok, now you can change it back. You funny beeootch.
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS
sandbitch! You puke rainbows now?
hello everyone!
As far as J Hudson goes, the bitch STILL can make me cry when she sings, "And I am Telling You..." so I don;t care if she is fat or makeup- less.
************************************************
I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
skybitch
call me you btch
-----------------------------------------------
"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Well hello Sandbitch! *Smooch* Nice to meet you!
James Haven here. Brother of Angie, Uncle to Mad, Arch Nemisis to Brad!
=====================
Grammar police to the footpath of the IVY!
NEMESIS...
Just wait until I share with SPEAKIT.
**HOIK HOIK**
Submitted by dead-actress on September 29, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Pretty good, I met a hot cafeteria lunch lady today. Something about the way the hairnet and prison tats catch the flourescent light.....
***********************************************
You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
She looks like Grimace with that purple mini moo-moo on.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Just listed on ebay: James Havens' t-shirt covered in Phoebe Price's puked up cup cakes.
Happy 50th Phoebe!
BID NOW WITH CONFIDENCE!
What's going on with all the avie madness? I'm being forced to actually read the user names and not just look at the avie. All this readin' is makin' my poor little brain hurt.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 29, 2008 - 10:36pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hello, TV. How are you this evening? Gotta light? *holding cig to lips*
ON T: A purple shovel? How fucking romantical is that? Shit!
James Haven is speaking to MEEEEEEE
oiyyyyyyyyyaaah
**HURRRRL**
I don't remember eating tomato skins...
tick tock,, her 15 are up
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 29, 2008 - 10:27pm.
yeah, she hates trolls too.
***********************************************
You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 10:31pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~
You both don't need encouragement. You both were on a "role" today. I've never laughed so hard. Poor Socky. And last night's victim..TL. Hilarious.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Well hello Sandbitch! *Smooch* Nice to meet you!
James Haven here. Brother of Angie, Uncle to Mad, Arch Nemisis to Brad!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 10:22pm.
wait for it...
I puke rainbows
*********************************
LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
I just chundered over James Haven.
Excuse me James Haven, I don't think we've been introduced...
TITS, Sandbitch
I LOVE you guys!
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by dead-actress on September 29, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 9:46pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I saw those as well. You and Sandbitch! Hilarious! I enjoyed the teasing you gave TigerLilly & little Socky! Made my day.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OOooh fuck no. Don't encourage us.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Skybitch, are you my alter ego?
Submitted by SkyBitch on September 29, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Sky!!! SmOOches! *slips Sky some tongue*
Good to see you!!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
JAMES HAVEN!!!
<3 <3 <3
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 29, 2008 - 10:25pm.
@ Tigerlilly
no idea, I bump into her maybe once a month
**************************************************
'kay well a glance below might clue you in as to why...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sandbitch - I saw my chola pp with plaits/braids and a white wife beater. But you've ruined it for me now.
:P~
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
@ Tigerlilly
no idea, I bump into her maybe once a month
***********************************************
You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 10:22pm.
wait for it...
I puke rainbows
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm all tense with anticipation - it keeping me wai ai aiiiting.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 10:07pm.
I'm wondering, tho, which one you look like after I've had my two drinks:)
******
the hardest part is the eyebrow decision eh?
Waiting to do the half brow that starts it the middle of hte eye. Tried to do doris day earlier but just couldn't. Even after much searching to find a single pic of her not smiling.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
wait for it...
I puke rainbows
Submitted by simoneenomis on September 29, 2008 - 10:13pm.
I still can't get over how she went from being on American Idol to winning an Oscar. Does anyone see something wrong in that picture?
-------------------------------------------------
James Haven does! He could have played that part better then J Hud that's for sure! But he can't even get a commercial let alone a juicey role where he can really show his acting chops!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
@ Team Valtrex...
Where is Monkey?...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 10:13pm.
BBBBWWWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS