Tuesday, September 30th 2008
There's Something In The Troll Barf
Janet Jackson suddenly got sick during sound check before her concert in Montreal last night and had to be rushed to the hospital. The show was canceled at the last minute. Janet's spokesbitch said she's currently laid up in the hospital and will reschedule the show. They wouldn't give anymore details.
Maybe Janet got a good look at herself in the mirror in that costume? Naw. I blame Troll Dupri's venomous troll barf! Even thinking of his chunky vom made me feel ill. Or maybe we should be blaming Troll's fertile goblin spermies? Shudder. She's going to give birth to one of those troll pencil toppers.
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she is fat and back in the 80's
xoxox
The war isn't working.
EW, the troll barf probably impregnated her somehow. That thought makes me want to upchuck so bad! Her outfit and hair here is a massive FAIL!
Your face!
oh well, shes old and boring and totally fat. who would want to see her perform in them skintight outfits anyway? gross!
She really needs to hire someone that can actually flatter her figure cos that outfit is just making her look HUGE.
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Major disappointment here in Montreal following Ms. Jackson's no-show. Personally I never cared about her music, but I digress... A reliable source told me that an ambulance was, indeed, called in, so it was not some occurrence of Janet catching her reflection in a mirror and freaking out at the last minute.
45th,bitches. yayyyyyyy!!!
Maybe she just had the shits?
A case of the explosive shits.
That could happen.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
So you're about to perform in front of a hundred or so people - singing dancing, moving around a lot.
A illness that is bad enough to cause a cancellation doesn't just appear seconds before a show, unless you've got a burst appendix.
If I had to perform energetically before a hundred people that night and woke up feel punk, I'd go to a doctor immediately.
stinks.
I don't like to post on a blog where someone says "first". This isn't Perez Hilton. MK, delete that loser!!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Why did they cancel the show? Couldn't they just play the voice track and have someone put the jumpsuit on a clothes hanger and go out there and shake the hanger? It's not like she really sings.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Maybe bitch is pregnant,now I wanna barf..
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Stabbed in the groin by her own belt!
Submitted by angel_i on September 30, 2008 - 9:13am.
I was thinking that too. So they both could have picked it up at the same time...you do know that kinda thing is most often caused by not washing your hands? Ick. Because she couldn't catch it from him unless he threw up on her about 2 weeks ago...
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From what my germophobe self knows about stomach issues, the germs from wiping your diarrhea ass or getting puke on your hands then touching crap is how these illnesses start to spread, and they can be contagious for up to two weeks. And we all know the good old Lysol commercial, "Viruses can live on surfaces for DAYS!" *Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn*
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 9:13am.
LCT,
Oi ! Your Butler hang-over avie makes me wanna take two asprins, drink some Gatorade and lay back down.
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haha! It makes me want to scrub down with a lot of soap. Or crawl back into bed with him.
Yeah your cookies do NOT bring all the hos to the yard, Cookie.
Youre probably like a Lorna Doone Cookie too. All plain and bland. No one bites those either, Cookie.
ha ha ha
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the cookie:
take your fucking spam somewhere else please....we all just get pissed off at that shit. No one will click on your links!
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Man, she just looks completely ugly in that nasty hair updo and tarded outfit. What, is she trying to do the updo like Sarah Palin?
NO ONE says "First!" here!
Except El Bastardo, as a joke....and he is one of the Original DListers, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants! lol
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Did someone say first? Do we have a 12 year old in our midst?
OMG!!! IT'S CAMEO!! Sing Word Up!
she is surely knocked up...eeewww the thought is horrifying.
I don't have a comment except I ♥ Clarisse's VP avie.
He was kinda hot!
I think Janet is suffering from a case of "Thunder Thighs". Jesus. Dupri betta watch out for his head when he's down there. Bitch could slice his head off with those big calfs if they buckle together. Then again...Dupri doesn't seem to have that type of magic. ahahahhaah
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by Mix Well on September 30, 2008 - 9:49am.
ease the fuck up off emma frost. for fucks sake she typed first. she didn't kill a newborn. bully on a thread. pathetic. (am)
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*cries* Emma, EMMA! Look what you've done.. You've killed muh new born baby... booohoooo!!
Angel_i.. No I did not know Brit was Queen of Wonk Kingdom.. Thank you for telling me that. If I ever go to said Kingdom, I will look out for her and stick her w/ a magical Black Marker!!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
ease the fuck up off emma frost. for fucks sake she typed first. she didn't kill a newborn. bully on a thread. pathetic. (am)
Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 9:21am.
LCt.. Bwhahaha w/ your AV.
Angel_i.. I love yours to, (Av) Britney is looking good as a chola.. Nice work!!lol
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Thanks, hunny. I have learned, through, Brit's many chola makeovers that she is, in fact, Queen of the Wonk-Eye! But you maybe already new that....
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i blame the troll vom...
@emma grace frost:
Take that bullshyt to Perez's blog.
Something shady is going on. She cancelled last Saturday's concert in Michigan too.
Someone needs to tell Janet that the 80s are over!!! She needs an up to date wardrobe.
Isn't a little 'hair of the olsen' the cure for troll barfing?
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I POOP RAINBOWS
She looks like she's playing Tina Turners Aunty Entity in the broadway version of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
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You say tomato, I say fuck you
I call preggers. She's got morning sickness and thinks she's dying.
LCt.. Bwhahaha w/ your AV.
Angel_i.. I love yours to, (Av) Britney is looking good as a chola.. Nice work!!lol
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
My wife dragged me to a Janet show while we were stationed in Japan, the Velvet Rope tour, while I don't care much about JJ's music, I will say that at the time she put on a damn sexy show, dragged some dude out of the audience and gave him a lap dance, pretty sure he premmie'd himself.
Now she just looks like a caricature of herself. Time to grow up JJ, the only memaw allowed to strut like that is Tina Turner.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Perish the thought of her reproducing with the troll! Although, he does have a kid that's actually pretty cute, let's not tempt fate.
Maybe she's starving herself to get into those costumes. She's a yo-yo dieter extraordinaire.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
EmmaGraceFrost ~ on DListed, its a crime to say "first". The fine is verbal flogging.
On Topic: Janet J probably got sick from listening to her music which reached its expiration date 10 yrs ago.
Nice Tron bodysuit.
(Morning dlisters!)
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Farewell Reggie Dunlop.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 30, 2008 - 9:02am.
Don't the bacteria in barf and poo spawn gastrointestinal illnesses?
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I was thinking that too. So they both could have picked it up at the same time...you do know that kinda thing is most often caused by not washing your hands? Ick. Because she couldn't catch it from him unless he threw up on her about 2 weeks ago...
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
LCT,
Oi ! Your Butler hang-over avie makes me wanna take two asprins, drink some Gatorade and lay back down.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Hell, she is getting older (as we all are) and she doesn't have the stamina to do the tour.
Could she be prenant with lil shit's baby!?
???? She looks stuck in the 80's wif her box cut.
Dayum!!!
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RIMADYL KILLS
vixen she totally does, hahaaa, a pissed off little richard.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Don't the bacteria in barf and poo spawn gastrointestinal illnesses?
I guess 'Don't eat goblin slime' has to be added under 'Don't eat yellow snow'.
Saying first here is like raising one's hand in kindergarten to go potty.
Janet still looks like Little Richard here.
Submitted by EmmaGraceFrost on September 30, 2008 - 8:52am.
first....yayyyyyy
we don't do that here, take that to pig hilton if you must.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
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a bra here would be nice.
tiny waist ginourmous thighs..
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
does it really matter if one is first?
first....yayyyyyy
I think she should recheck herself WTF is up with the hair? and outfit......
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