I Want A Lil' Top Hat
It must be nice to be Dita Von Teese. You can sort of get away with wearing an extra homo top hat out in public. I want to wear one, but I wouldn't make it halfway down the street without getting into several bitch slap fights with lil' top hat haters. Besides, I would probably look like Mr. Peanut's pre-op son that nobody ever talks about.
Dita wore this shit to some Patrick Demarchelier party in Paris last night. I'm pretty convinced that Dita is going to outlive us all. She's some kind of super vampire who can function in the daylight. In 200 years, her and Larry King will be chilling out with the aliens and Parasite Hilton's mutant crabs.
Here's more of the ancient artifact in Paris last night. Lenny Kravitz also graced the event with his hotness, but he totally looks like Little Lord Fauntleroy transported to 1990s Seattle. I also threw in a few pictures of the po' man's Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry.
I was going to buy one of those little mini top hats! But the one I wanted was smaller and cost $80 (wack) but then they sold out. I'm still waiting to see if they'll get aything like it. They had a little mini beret but sold out of that too :(
Those little mini hats remind me of Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday for some reason. And as someone else mentioned Men on Film. I've been donwloading In Living Color episodes recently and everytime they come on I think "oh cute hat".
Submitted by nebajnim on September 30, 2008 - 2:21pm.
In Living Color! That is why that little hat reminds me of gay guys. Men on Film.
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Oh god I LOVED that skit. wonder if jlo is a fly girl on any of the old dvds i have. hah
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Does anyone else feel like Dita VT is morphing into Rumer Willis?
ah ok. Just read some of the comments. Guess I'm not alone.
Mmmm...Dita. She doesn't work the pole, though, she works the lifesize martini glass. Don't get it twisted. Burlesque performances are, IMO, one step ahead of stripping. There's at least dancing, creative clothing removal, and enthusiasm involved instead of "shit, I'm on now, lemme take one more bump before I go get nickels thrown at me if I'm shit on stage."
Katy Perry has to be the most celebrated one-hit wonder since Flock of Seagulls.
HAHAHAHA 'LIL TOP HAT HATERS' damn that made me laugh!
this bitch is a douche bag. i just love how she acts so ORIGINAL. fuck this bitch and her pasty white skin.
thats a pic of my girl.
This woman is perfection! That hat looks so adorable on her! I LOVE IT! and her skin and hair look wonderful!
man i went to some party back when richie rich was just a dj and he was rockin this shit except the hat was a lot smaller and he was only wearing underoos and a fur coat. i miss those days. dita looks hot but too demure, like she's betrothed to a hedge fund manager. bring back the boobies!!!
Yes, Dita does look like Rumer! Uh, she needs to lay off Marilyn Manson's makeup.
I know what she's goin' for, but it's no longer working, Molly Ringwald.
Submitted by loaded on September 30, 2008 - 3:42pm.
"Dita can wear anything cuz she is gorgeous! the woman is beautiful, she could wear a paper bag and still look good!"
I agree. A paper bag would help!
The Mr. Peanut's pre-op son comment is making me laugh so hard I'm crying. Not sure why....it's just SO damn funny! Thanks SO much for making my day better MK!
Your face!
Dita is a classy broad...what does she do exactly? Burlesque shows you say? Her top hat is straight up gay and no gayelle would even touch that, Ellen maybe a little though, but Mandy Rogers would knock that shit off her head so fast, you know, cause she's styling with an eating disorder!
Your face!
Dita can wear anything cuz she is gorgeous! the woman is beautiful, she could wear a paper bag and still look good!
the only person who should be wearing a little hat on the side of their head like this is adebisi from "oz"
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The Dita - Rumer comments are creepily accurate.
I had not noticed that until seeing this picture.
In Living Color! That is why that little hat reminds me of gay guys. Men on Film.
This chick doesn't need to be wearing any type of clothes that a guy would wear. She looks like a dude dressed in drag anyway. Look at that jaw. It is more like Bruce than Rumer Willis.
Why do I love her so??? Just do.
MK, you're making me laugh extra, extra hard today.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
she's not a stripper she's a burlesque performer ... you see that's what they used to call whores in the 20's now she's even brought back language from the days of yore.
Oh Dita you really are classy.
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Dita is lookin' HOT!
An any post including the hotness that is Lenny, is alright with me...
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how come a stripper gets treated like she's a movie star i'll never understand. maybe because she looks classier than most but still... a puzzle
Enough with the spackle already - looks like she used Homer Simpson's make-up gun set on 'Whore'
She is attractive, I think ??
The Monopoly Banker look is all the rage in Paris this season.
Dita is Rumer! Why do people like her again....for banging Manson??? I don't understand.....Katey is gross just like her voice....It looks like she smells like the chinese fish market by my house mixed with hot mayonaise that's gone bad.
Dita always looks like a god damn ventriloquist doll. She looks like she has no soul behind her eyes. Just painted wood.
Little Lord Fauntleroy...1990's Seattle? You nailed it MK.
Question about Dita? What kind of stripper is she? I know she's not working the pole in Newark, but does she strip "all the way?" Maybe it's time to reinvent herself...and doesn't she have bones in her face?
This is most likely one of her better photos but she really looks scary. I find her boring yet it interesting than her outfits are pseudo retro although I do not like them.
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@stock broker: Let's go with ground up souls; that sounds more fun. And I agree with those who say she's got a potato head; I keep saying Rumer needs to look her up and get some makeup tips or something...
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Love me or hate me
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Good, I'm not the only one who's bored with and by Dita von Teese.
She was alright for a hot second and now, she's boring.
Blech.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I like Zooey Deschanel. She is a little quirky and seems really down to earth. And I like her singing voice. Katy is ok. I haven't heard much from her besides that chapstick song.
Dita is close to 40 and she looks 20! What is her secret to such youthful skin? SPILL IT, DITA! I'm 28 and I look way older than her!
I'm sorry, I don't care what clothes she wears or how thick this bitch plasters on the pancake makeup----she's fug. She's just one step up on the Rumor Willis-Potato-Head-Spectrum with that huge jawline.
Whoever said that this woman was a fashion innovator is full of some serious shit.. Her look in this picture was totally robbed from CC Bloom is Beaches! (When she's singing "Oh, Industry") Little top hat to the side and everything...
Oh, and no, I'm not gay for knowing that.
Boomsy ~ her hair is so shiny because she grinds up the souls of ex-strippers into a conditioner.
Or maybe she uses Astroglide on her hair.
Take your pick.
What does that woman use to make her hair so shiny? It's always so glossy looking.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Can she pull a rabbit out of that hat?
Lennys jacket makes me think that xmas is around the corner.
Anyone know if L is still celibate? I'm making a preliminary list.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 30, 2008 - 11:52am.
Happy New Year, y'all.
L'shanah tovah.
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Right back at ya! Eat something for me.
This *is* a food holiday... right?
Lil top hat haters are the reason we're in the mess we're in right now. Urrrrr.
Dita's looking a little too TaterHead-like for me, now.
CthHoff.. Argh! School people suck! That's cool she made a drawing, I love her for throwing a fit like that, even got suspended?? Good times indeed!!
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 30, 2008 - 11:46am.
I think she's lovely, but I'm surprised that no one has noticed that she looks like Rumer's not-so-distant cousin.
Good morning, all.
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'Morning! I was about to ask when she got the Rumer Willis chin and jaw implant combo...
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
when I was high school we had a senior holiday artshow in Dec.. my friend did a wonderful pencil drawing of charlie manson, then threw a fit when the staff refused to display it in the show... they said it wasn't fitting for the holiday season..
she got so pissed, she started jumping up and down, swearing and throwing shit. she got suspended.
we were laughing so hard we peed ourselfs..
good times, good times...
she never did understand why they refused to show it.
still making me laughs.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I'm sick to death of this undead stripper. And, seriously, WTF is Katy Perry famous for, other than that dumbass "Kissed A Girl" piece of crap?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 30, 2008 - 11:52am.
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Happy New Year! So do you make resolutions?
I'm Jew stupid. No really, I am.
My grandmother's parents were Jewish but my grandmother never told my mother. My mom found out after her mother died.
Marlene Dietrich owned this look!! Sorry Dita.
LoLo said she loved me!! I will be sure to write that in the letter that I send to Charlie Manson this year! He sends me yum yum Prison potatoes, and I send him clipping of my pubes.. Fair Trade!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 30, 2008 - 11:54am.
I am working today...
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G-d forgives you.
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
You too MrsK!
I am a horrible Jew, I am working today.....and a longer day too! My parents would be so angry....but hey, if I don't work, I don't get paid! If they want to pay me for the day off, I have no problem staying home and observing the HolidaY...
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
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Happy New Year Mrs. K
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